Blue-Collar Astronaut Image
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  • Summary: Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans!

    This easy to play but hard to master 2D spaceflight genre-buster will have you literally and figuratively exploring upwards mobility on your way to fulfilling the space-dream! A hovering
    Fly across the cosmos delivering pizza, pulling freight, and paying off your student loans!

    This easy to play but hard to master 2D spaceflight genre-buster will have you literally and figuratively exploring upwards mobility on your way to fulfilling the space-dream!

    A hovering billboard reads "Launch yourself into riches" and begs you to attend driving education. What could go wrong? Next stop: riches!

    Conquer 40+ diverse levels using 3 distinct ships!
    If that's not enough, challenge yourself with 5 unique ways to play each level!

    While you're at it, why not drink in the hand-drawn art and original sound track!

    Play a quick level or stay for hours. We know you're a busy person with busy person problems!

    Amass a space fortune as you tackle your debts and buy the shiniest of shinies!

    And do all that while laughing at Newtonian physics as you orbit bodies and deal with open space!

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  1. Apr 18, 2017
    50
    Blue Collar Astronaut has its heart in the right place. It's a game that makes the most of its theme, with a beautifully cynical, anti-capitalist conceit that's sure to crack a few smiles. Sadly, the actual game underneath is competent but not really worth clocking in for — it's a simple, thruster-based delivery challenge that's decently fun, but doesn't hold up well to either repeat or extended play; its pleasant touches are balanced out by presentation problems in equal measure. You can sense the developers' passion for their project — which is worth a lot — but as a package, it comes up a day late and a dollar short.