Two Worlds

 Xbox 360
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5.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 196 Ratings

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  2. Mixed: 45 out of 196
  3. Negative: 80 out of 196
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  1. VLG
    Aug 23, 2023
    2
    Boring, shallow, bland, low quality, unintentionally hilarious, unoriginal...
  2. ZXSth
    Mar 6, 2023
    3
    While I had enjoyed Two Worlds somewhat when I was younger, I believe that video games have advanced dramatically on a technical level since I first played it in 2007. I was baffled by the atrocious framerate, which essentially rendered the game unplayable, and struggled to understand how I could have even remotely enjoyed a game that performs this badly.

    Two Worlds is just about    While I had enjoyed Two Worlds somewhat when I was younger, I believe that video games have advanced dramatically on a technical level since I first played it in 2007. I was baffled by the atrocious framerate, which essentially rendered the game unplayable, and struggled to understand how I could have even remotely enjoyed a game that performs this badly.

    Two Worlds is just about unplayable by today's standards. I think this is a shame, because I do remember enjoying it when I was younger - there are some RPG systems in the game that I think offer some level of enjoyment, and it is always nice to see an ambitious open-world action-RPG that isn't an Elder Scrolls game try to offer players something innovative. But despite its lofty ambitions, Two Worlds was a mediocre experience on release that is now utter misery to try and subject oneself to.    … Expand
  3. Broyax
    Jul 10, 2020
    0
    Comme le dit le dicton, tout ce qui brille n'est pas or et tout ce qui est polonais n'est pas CD Projekt... or ce jeu de rôle... polonais qui copie sans vergogne un certain Oblivion de Bethesda est une catastrophe à tous les étages qui a fini directement dans les derniers sous-sols du vide-ordures et des oubliettes des jeux de merde !

    Tout ici est en effet bricolé avec deux mains    Comme le dit le dicton, tout ce qui brille n'est pas or et tout ce qui est polonais n'est pas CD Projekt... or ce jeu de rôle... polonais qui copie sans vergogne un certain Oblivion de Bethesda est une catastrophe à tous les étages qui a fini directement dans les derniers sous-sols du vide-ordures et des oubliettes des jeux de merde !

    Tout ici est en effet bricolé avec deux mains gauches, programmé avec le fion (taper avec le fion sur le clavier, on conçoit que ce n'est pas évident du tout et on voit les "résultats"...) et implémenté, organisé, pensé n'importe comment. On se demande si le "jeu entier" n'est pas simplement un troll, une plaisanterie un peu trop longue d'un mauvais goût certain ou s'il est l'aboutissement (!) d'une incompétence générale qui frise le génie en termes de production de navets périmés, dégueulasses et absolument immangeables...

    L'interface par exemple est un exemple frappant de non-sens, de même que la présentation globale dont l'ergonomie a elle aussi été jetée aux oubliettes (avec la clé) ; les combats (?!) on en rirait presque (après quelques vodkas) tant ils sont ridicules ; la VF est vraiment limite (même si on a entendu pire dans un certain jeu Capcon il me semble) et les graphismes manquent de lisibilité et de clarté (bien que là aussi, on ait vu bien pire mais on nage ici certainement en eaux troubles à cet égard !).

    Le pire en dehors de cette "histoire" à le petite semaine en guise de campagne principale (qui fait passer le moyen Oblivion pour un modèle d'écriture en comparaison !) c'est que ça rame sans arrêt, soit à vue de nez un petit 20 à 25 im/s des familles qui rend le jeu rapidement injouable en plus de filer la migraine. Sur la 360, je n'avais pas vu "ça" depuis Gothic Arcania, un autre portage console de goret ! Un épouvantable étron donc, à vraiment oublier d'urgence.    … Expand
  4. BrettSiebenhaar
    Aug 10, 2018
    2
    Frustrating, corny, and just not fun... Frustrating, corny, and just not fun... Frustrating, corny, and just not fun...
  5. VesperCar392
    Jan 30, 2017
    3
    This game is bad. The only good thing about it is the world is massive and is nice with lots to do. That's the only good thing about the game. The game does have potential and a year or two more in development would have been great. The script and voice acting is bad I mean really bad. The cut sense are crap and the mission are mainly go to point a to b several times and some time you needThis game is bad. The only good thing about it is the world is massive and is nice with lots to do. That's the only good thing about the game. The game does have potential and a year or two more in development would have been great. The script and voice acting is bad I mean really bad. The cut sense are crap and the mission are mainly go to point a to b several times and some time you need to fight some one. Now on to the combat. There are lots of monster to fight in the world which is good. But I hate this game for the combat. I can't get magic to work and there is no curser to use so you cant aim with a bow so you have to hope the arrow hit. Sword play consists of spamming right trigger and you view doesn't lock on so you can't target properly and you can't dodge so that sucks. The game could be better but as it is it's crap… Expand
  6. HighOnVideoGame
    Dec 28, 2016
    3
    Playing this and looking at the graphics made me feel nauseous. The plot, i thought, was pretty boring and if you are playing on a small TV, you won't be able to read anything. The voice acting could use some work. After playing at least twenty minutes of this game, i had to return it because of how bad it was. If you like this game, then that's great, but for me, i traded this game forPlaying this and looking at the graphics made me feel nauseous. The plot, i thought, was pretty boring and if you are playing on a small TV, you won't be able to read anything. The voice acting could use some work. After playing at least twenty minutes of this game, i had to return it because of how bad it was. If you like this game, then that's great, but for me, i traded this game for something else the day i got it.… Expand
  7. BaronMonaco
    Aug 26, 2016
    2
    This game was trying to be the challenger to Oblivion, but that"s like if a 7 year old tried to beat Mohamed Ali on the ring, it's not a fight but a massacre if you want to compare both games, but even when judging the game on its own, it"s terrible, let's see why.

    Technically despite some average graphics for the time, the framerate is horrible (and don't expect any patch 10 years    This game was trying to be the challenger to Oblivion, but that"s like if a 7 year old tried to beat Mohamed Ali on the ring, it's not a fight but a massacre if you want to compare both games, but even when judging the game on its own, it"s terrible, let's see why.

    Technically despite some average graphics for the time, the framerate is horrible (and don't expect any patch 10 years later), as soon as you move it drops significantly which is already a pain in the ass and can stop you from playing the game.

    Concerning the gameplay the fighting is boring as hell and don't work great, but the other RPG mechanics are okay, the only good point of the game. The map is pretty big but also empty so you'll just walk most of the time. Once again hard to take any joy from playing.

    Finally the story is a basic fantasy story played by some of the worst actors I've ever heard in my life, honestly go watch some youtube videos they're so bad it's funny. If despite all this flaws you want to finish the game it will length at least 30 hours which is good for a RPG, but ends up way too long for this game.

    In conclusion this is probably the worst game I've played in my life, it's a pain to play, to watch and to listen, Even if you love RPG there's a lot of other options out there before you can even think to try this garbage, I read the second episode is way better, I guess I'll see, but this one is definitively bad.    … Expand
  8. Sci-Fi-Dude1456
    Nov 12, 2013
    1
    THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME. I advise you not to buy it. This game is not polished compared to other RPG's out there. I HAVE WASTED MONEY ON THIS GAME....
  9. FatalDeathSG45
    Aug 4, 2013
    1
    If someone gives you a copy of Two Worlds, consider it your moral obligation to destroy it. The game's so broken that it's unplayable. The controls are awkward, even for an RPG, and the graphics are barely better than an original Xbox game. The story's uninteresting, the environments are uninspired, and the game's more buggy than a swamp. And if that's not enough, here's the kicker: theIf someone gives you a copy of Two Worlds, consider it your moral obligation to destroy it. The game's so broken that it's unplayable. The controls are awkward, even for an RPG, and the graphics are barely better than an original Xbox game. The story's uninteresting, the environments are uninspired, and the game's more buggy than a swamp. And if that's not enough, here's the kicker: the voice-acting is GOD-awful, and there's a reason why. Reality Pump, the game's developer, didn't hire professional voice actors for the game; they used members of their own development team. That alone proves just how little thought went into this game. In short, playing this game is inconsequential, especially given the sheer number of far superior RPGs on the 360.… Expand
  10. Rox22
    Dec 11, 2012
    0
    By far the worst RPG I have ever played. It's boring, the graphics. dialogue is bland, it's boring, characters are uninteresting, story is generic and unoriginal, and (in case you missed it before) IT'S BORING! I actually fell asleep the first time I tried to played this. To be honest I would rather volunteer to be a cheese museum night guard than play this game again.
  11. OttawaExile
    Dec 4, 2012
    4
    This is one of the worst games I've ever played, It tries so hard to be an Oblivion and I really wanted it to be I was so excited for it. It is one of the few games I've ever bought without reading reviews I really got suckered. Because of it with a few exceptions I always wait and buy after I've gotten the lay of the land first. The gameplay itself is lackluster, imprecise and just plainThis is one of the worst games I've ever played, It tries so hard to be an Oblivion and I really wanted it to be I was so excited for it. It is one of the few games I've ever bought without reading reviews I really got suckered. Because of it with a few exceptions I always wait and buy after I've gotten the lay of the land first. The gameplay itself is lackluster, imprecise and just plain boring, I found the menu's cumbersome and difficult to understand. I know RPG menu's are usually deep but this was murky. Oblivion feels like it was written by a master of Fantasy while this feels like they hired a 2nd year English major to give it their best shot. I knew this game was no classic when I watched the first cut scene which looked ok but sounded awful I mean "taint" ? Really ? come on! Unless you are a die hard RPG fan who has played everything else, or you have a fetish for atrocious writing I would pass on this one.… Expand
  12. sympathy4saren2
    Apr 2, 2012
    1
    This game gets a 1 only because it was an attempt at a fairly hard-line rpg. To that, I say kudos. But beyond that...what an extraordinary mess. This game had brutal, and I mean brutal, voice acting, frame rates bordered unplayable, the game froze 3 times in 30 minutes...I played it for 30 minutes, picked it out of my tray and threw the game away. It's bad. Really bad. I didn't want to seeThis game gets a 1 only because it was an attempt at a fairly hard-line rpg. To that, I say kudos. But beyond that...what an extraordinary mess. This game had brutal, and I mean brutal, voice acting, frame rates bordered unplayable, the game froze 3 times in 30 minutes...I played it for 30 minutes, picked it out of my tray and threw the game away. It's bad. Really bad. I didn't want to see it. I can understand why some may be ultra forgiving...it is a hardline open world rpg...but no, not for me. This game is lucky it got the 1 I gave it.… Expand
  13. Yaymez
    Jul 8, 2011
    0
    I am permanently in a state of awe at people's capacity to give this game a good review. If games such as Elder Scrolls: Oblivion never existed then Two Worlds would be great, due to the fact that no one would know any better. But those games do exist and Two Worlds will continue to be hideously bad. Two Worlds is the guy that thinks a great fancy dress costume is wildly risky bodypaint,I am permanently in a state of awe at people's capacity to give this game a good review. If games such as Elder Scrolls: Oblivion never existed then Two Worlds would be great, due to the fact that no one would know any better. But those games do exist and Two Worlds will continue to be hideously bad. Two Worlds is the guy that thinks a great fancy dress costume is wildly risky bodypaint, the massively inappropriate joke your Uncle tells at a funeral or that awkward moment when you've just broken wind in an empty lift and someone gets in on the next floor.

    Generally most videogames, however bad they are have something positive that you can mention. But this one literally fails on every level of composition. The music is bad, the voice acting is horrendous. One of the actors sounds like he is phoning the lines in from his garage at home. The writing is some of the worst i've ever seen, it literally assaults every aspect of my imagination. With the exception of some shrubbery and terrain, the graphics are horrendous. The character animations are sometimes terrifying, especially when someones arm or leg suddenly bends back and or extends for no apparent reason. At times it feels like you are in John Carpenter's The Thing, only without the directorial panache or engaging plot.

    There is literally no excuse for the way this game was made. There are budget titles out there at the moment which cost a fraction of the budget that this commanded and are 20 times better in every way. Two Worlds is a truly unforgivable game. Compounded by the fact that on it's initial release it was being promoted as something that could easily stand shoulder to shoulder with games like Oblivion. The marketing manipulated and paraphrased alot of critic reviews to make it seem more appreciated by the critic community which in my mind only makes this atrocity of gaming even worse.

    Avoid this game like that dodgy guy who sits next to you on the bus or train, despite it being completely empty.    … Expand
  14. ArkonBlade
    Jan 25, 2011
    3
    i was kinda excited about this game when i first heard about it . then i played it and every thing went down hill from there . lets start with the graphics they are abysmal they look like they belong on the PS2 or original xbox . then the horrid voice acting it reminds me of the 90s style voice acting you use to hear in games like resident evil or house of the dead . the story is bland asi was kinda excited about this game when i first heard about it . then i played it and every thing went down hill from there . lets start with the graphics they are abysmal they look like they belong on the PS2 or original xbox . then the horrid voice acting it reminds me of the 90s style voice acting you use to hear in games like resident evil or house of the dead . the story is bland as hell not intresting so not much motivation to keep pushing foward . the combat is dull basicaly just hack n slash . the game is very buggy and glitchy . you will get freeze ups , getting stuck in things , and quests getting screwed up so you cant finish them , the dilouge is also rancid dog crap i heard may hap so many times i wanted to may hap my foot up this games ass.the co op set up is completely broken. this game should be avoided at all costs .… Expand
  15. rhe
    Oct 25, 2010
    3
    Two Worlds feels like a very unpolished game to say the least. The characters are stiff and blocky. The voice acting is the worst I have ever heard on any RPG I've ever played, their voices and emotions don't even seem to change if they were saying something angry or if they were very sad! The story right about now feels the same as any other RPG's story. The frame rate always seems toTwo Worlds feels like a very unpolished game to say the least. The characters are stiff and blocky. The voice acting is the worst I have ever heard on any RPG I've ever played, their voices and emotions don't even seem to change if they were saying something angry or if they were very sad! The story right about now feels the same as any other RPG's story. The frame rate always seems to feel glitch even when your running around in the wild with no monsters running around and the game loads a lot to pop in the textures for the next part of the map! The combat doesn't fair much better either as its simply mashing RT until you finally kill the monster you were supposed to be fighting and the game also is very unforgiving and you will die a lot (this is not for the faint of heart)! Another huge gripe is the character animation as it looks very simple and not well done at all (when you jump you arms go out and you looks like your being crucified). But after all of these gripes there is still an RPG somewhere in there and the truth of the matter is that this game has some great ideas like the ability to combine to weapons or armours and improve their class or the potion making. For this I give the game a 3 because in light of all these faults its still an RPG and that if all these faults are forgotten and forgiven, it can be a good game (its just unfortunate I could see all these faults).… Expand
  16. willfisher123
    Sep 11, 2010
    0
    this is truly the worst game i have ever played, i bring it home thinking WOW this could be better than oblivion, i put in the disc and soon realise that this is wrong in every sense of the word, the map, inventory, HUD, weapons, missions, players, bows, other people and move movements are all wrong and embarrassingly bad, i'm saddened that i even bought this game, this is n't even just mythis is truly the worst game i have ever played, i bring it home thinking WOW this could be better than oblivion, i put in the disc and soon realise that this is wrong in every sense of the word, the map, inventory, HUD, weapons, missions, players, bows, other people and move movements are all wrong and embarrassingly bad, i'm saddened that i even bought this game, this is n't even just my opinion, it's been rated the worst game ever by anyone who's played anything half decent, therefore it gained a 1/10 from me for it's failure in the simple and complex things, i mean it doesn't even have an aiming reticule for the bows and people sometimes turn out as black cubes.… Expand
  17. NathanC.
    Feb 20, 2010
    2
    I'm a huge Oblivion fan, and I had heard this game was like it. So I rented it to try it out. Ugh... This game is absolutely terrible. Yes I see its resemblences to Oblivion, but unlike that game, everything is broken. The menus are actually headache inducing! Literally, I got a headache trying to get through them. The combat is absolutely laughable, with clunky animations and no I'm a huge Oblivion fan, and I had heard this game was like it. So I rented it to try it out. Ugh... This game is absolutely terrible. Yes I see its resemblences to Oblivion, but unlike that game, everything is broken. The menus are actually headache inducing! Literally, I got a headache trying to get through them. The combat is absolutely laughable, with clunky animations and no depth. The story, no idea, couldn't stand the game so I didn't get into the story. It's probably bad though. The only cool thing about this game is its graphics. Yes it has a lot of pop-in and bugs but the world is suprisingly not that bad. The enviroments, at times, can be very pretty. If you are looking for a great open-world RPG stick with Oblivion or Fallout 3, this game is not worth your time. You should check out the innovations column on the official Two Worlds website..hilarious.… Expand
  18. JohnK
    Jun 27, 2009
    2
    The graphics and interface disappointed and irritated me beyond all hope of enjoying this game. I played it for 5 minutes and placed it back in the case in utter disdain. The sour feeling in the pit of my stomach furthered when I remembered I spent 60 dollars on the trash. Ouch.
  19. JustinC
    Jul 21, 2008
    3
    Quite simply, it cannot compare to Oblivion. It's a disappointment. The only people who seem to think that it can, are those who wrote it on the back of the case. The graphics are shotty, and the online play isn't very immersing. If anything, you feel like a fish out of water. The voice acting and writing is annoying and frankly, annoying, with your main character occasionally Quite simply, it cannot compare to Oblivion. It's a disappointment. The only people who seem to think that it can, are those who wrote it on the back of the case. The graphics are shotty, and the online play isn't very immersing. If anything, you feel like a fish out of water. The voice acting and writing is annoying and frankly, annoying, with your main character occasionally saying things like, "Looks like my in-laws" with the appearance of a monster. It's a poor attempt at comedy. Furthermore, it reverts back to a poor skill system that, unlike Oblivion, forces you to decide on skills that you're not even sure you'll use, and advance them whether or not you do. This isn't helped by the fact that certain skills are 'must-haves' to enjoy the game without being annoyed, like Swimming and Horse Riding.… Expand
  20. MattN
    Jan 19, 2008
    2
    When i heard about two worlds, i had to admit, it sounded awesome. I thought maybe it would be even better than Oblivion... boy was i wrong. From the demo i could tell that the fighting was terrible, the graphics lacking and much much more. Do NOT buy thig game
  21. TomE
    Nov 12, 2007
    1
    I rented this over the weekend, for the 360. I played it for about 10 minutes. The first words out of my mouth were, "Is this some kind of joke?" This is without doubt the worst looking, worst playing game I have ever seen. It looks like a PS1 game, and runs at about 12 frames a second. The combat consists of pulling RT until the enemy dies. The inventory system is a mess, and spellsI rented this over the weekend, for the 360. I played it for about 10 minutes. The first words out of my mouth were, "Is this some kind of joke?" This is without doubt the worst looking, worst playing game I have ever seen. It looks like a PS1 game, and runs at about 12 frames a second. The combat consists of pulling RT until the enemy dies. The inventory system is a mess, and spells are worthless as they couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. First time in my life I've ever taken a game back the same day I rented it. It really is the worst I've ever seen.… Expand
  22. ZachW.
    Oct 3, 2007
    0
    This is infact the worst game I have ever played. I rented it to give it a chance. I played it for about 15 minutes and can hardly believe what I saw. Graphics that look like a ps1 game, everything is completely jaggy too. Random loading stops gameplay when you are in the middle of doing something. Enemies take a few seconds to pop in and can swarm you if you happen to run into an area This is infact the worst game I have ever played. I rented it to give it a chance. I played it for about 15 minutes and can hardly believe what I saw. Graphics that look like a ps1 game, everything is completely jaggy too. Random loading stops gameplay when you are in the middle of doing something. Enemies take a few seconds to pop in and can swarm you if you happen to run into an area where they should be but just havent loaded yet. The combat is terrible, button mashing at is worst. The characters look horid and talk the part too. Didn't hear a voice yet that didn't sound emotionless. I feel so ripped off that I spent any money to play this game, I would refuse it even if it was free! Do yourself a huge favor and don't even bother with this game. How could anyone give this a good rating is beyond me.… Expand
  23. GraemeK.
    Sep 30, 2007
    2
    When two worlds was first announced it promised alot, it was even thought of as the game that could beat oblivion, however that is very much not the case. The graphics leave alot to be desired, the missions are all the same, just run from A to B and kill someone or find an item then run back for your reward. The voice overs and dialog are just apauling. If your looking for an epic RPG When two worlds was first announced it promised alot, it was even thought of as the game that could beat oblivion, however that is very much not the case. The graphics leave alot to be desired, the missions are all the same, just run from A to B and kill someone or find an item then run back for your reward. The voice overs and dialog are just apauling. If your looking for an epic RPG experiance then Two Worlds is not for you, If you must own an RPG for your 360 console then Choose Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion if you have not already done so. I am just glad that i only rented this game and did not waste £39.99 on this utter piece of crap that does not deserve anyones attention.… Expand
  24. TomN.
    Sep 17, 2007
    0
    This is the worst game I have ever played. Everything about this game is either unbelievably bad, completely hilarious, or both. I have never played a game this useless before; I genuinely struggle to find something good about this game. I have yet to meet anyone who disagrees.
  25. ScottL.
    Sep 16, 2007
    0
    I bought this game because it said on the box "It's Oblivian on Steroids". What a load of crap, from the awful looking characters to the absolutly abysmal voice acting this game managed to annoy me on every level. The jerk-offs who through this insult to technology together should quit the game buissness after issuing an open apology to all the poor saps who were compelled to endure I bought this game because it said on the box "It's Oblivian on Steroids". What a load of crap, from the awful looking characters to the absolutly abysmal voice acting this game managed to annoy me on every level. The jerk-offs who through this insult to technology together should quit the game buissness after issuing an open apology to all the poor saps who were compelled to endure this diseased sphincter of a game.… Expand
  26. JerreB.
    Sep 13, 2007
    1
    terrible, boring, lousy graphics, no story, no fun, painful.
  27. GrantM.
    Sep 11, 2007
    1
    if the game ran faster with better refresh rates it would be bearable to play so if they dont get a patch for the 360 to sort it out i will not be playing it. i found my eye's was getting heavy playing the game, it made me tired stop and start all the time it's BAD.
  28. SteveS.
    Sep 7, 2007
    0
    Not a very good game at all,no sense of direction and a really crap combat system followed by awful frame rate,this also happens on single player campainge.feels like playing a game my xbox carnt handle due crap code i dunno,either way it suck and only makes xbox look bad.unless they dont release patch to sort this then would avoid at all costs
  29. JeffeW.
    Sep 3, 2007
    1
    WORST VOICE ACTING EVER!!!! Honestly I could sit here for ever and tell you how bad the voice acting was. The script was deplorable and the main character sounded like he was voiced by Max Headroom. I really wanted to stab myself in the ears with scissors to make it stop. I would be able to forgive the game if it was just the script and voice acting, but it wasn't. The AI in this WORST VOICE ACTING EVER!!!! Honestly I could sit here for ever and tell you how bad the voice acting was. The script was deplorable and the main character sounded like he was voiced by Max Headroom. I really wanted to stab myself in the ears with scissors to make it stop. I would be able to forgive the game if it was just the script and voice acting, but it wasn't. The AI in this game is absolutly shameful. That's as nice as I can put it, the AI sets videogames back ten years. The graphics not only sucks, but the framrate chungs like crazy. It had to be something like 6 frames per second as soon as I started moving. Hand in hand with the graphics are the animations. Jumping made the charcter look like he was spazzing. He also runs like he just got through with his first night in prison. The combat sucked on all levels, period, no questions asked. Yeah it's a big game, but crap is crap, even if it's a big crap. I can't quite figure out why people here liked this game, but if you have not tried it yet I can only say, STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS. I only wish I could recover the time I spent playing this poor excuse for a game. This game is not Oblivion or Bioshock and I think it's a shame to even compare it to them. If videogames are art this is the equivalent of an infants scribble.… Expand
  30. MattG.
    Sep 2, 2007
    0
    I would like to tell you all the tale of the last half hour of my life. I just rented "Two World's" thinking "Hey, its like Oblivion but with dragons, I like dragons!" so I popped it in my old 360 and gave her a whirl. The game starts with the worst, NO SEROUSLY, the WORST voice over cut scene EVER. It's like they're using the fake old english I allways use to use when I I would like to tell you all the tale of the last half hour of my life. I just rented "Two World's" thinking "Hey, its like Oblivion but with dragons, I like dragons!" so I popped it in my old 360 and gave her a whirl. The game starts with the worst, NO SEROUSLY, the WORST voice over cut scene EVER. It's like they're using the fake old english I allways use to use when I made fun of Shakespeare. 'Tis a crappy game yonder heath fortnight. It rediculous. Then I started running around in a, cave? tomb? I don't know I was too busy laughing at the VO. The first thing you notice is the rock solid 10 to 25 to even -5 (don't ask me how its possible) frames per second and the god aweful controls. I couldn't even look up without the camera swinging wildly off to the side. And have the developers missed the whole analog control thing? Your guy is either jogging full tilt or standing still. Then my character glitched out while I killed two orcs and I ran outside. Outside I was all like "Hey, this is Oblivion except its not quite as good and it doesn't run, that's awesome!" ARGH! Then I learned that my awesome midieval warrior loved to get his ass kicked by wolves. seriously, my guy could take like, one hit and he'd spass out and fly backwards. ARGH! then By this time I had completely given up hope on this game being any good so I thought I'd try and get my moneys worth by exploring the world a little bit. So I ran (while being chased by orcs, wolves, and a yeti the whole way) through the forest to what was suppose to be some sort of glacier. You know... it's not even worth telling you the other 15 minutes. I'll just say that my adventure ended with me being chased along the side of a river by a pack of 10 raptor-bats, a handfull of the those backward legged aliens from "the arrival", a yeti, and a wolf all at a glorious 15 frames per second. "'Tis a terrible game" i said as I put Bioshock back into my xbox.… Expand
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Mixed or average reviews - based on 44 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 44
  2. Mixed: 21 out of 44
  3. Negative: 20 out of 44
  1. Game Almighty
    40
    I hate this game. It's an embarrassment, a misfire in every respect. A game that thought it could compete with the big boys and ends up being one of the worst experiences you'll find on the 360.
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  2. Cheat Code Central
    76
    There's a lot to Two Worlds that will take you an eternity to complete. This is probably the biggest draw to the game that I can mention. It is one of those games that you can put down, wait a while, come back to it, and rekindle the enjoyment you had the first time around.
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  3. GameSpy
    20
    It's rare that a game releases that is so shockingly incompetent. Online options don't make it any better; they're simply a chance to play a terrible game with other people, in a few innovative modes like "Team Deathmatch." When something this just plain malign comes out, it's cause for a sort of celebration, because every other game will seem better by comparison.
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