Muscle March

 Wii
Metascore
62

Mixed or average reviews - based on 19 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 19
  2. Mixed: 15 out of 19
  3. Negative: 3 out of 19
  1. Thunderbolt
    40
    The problem is that the motion sensing is abysmal; the game will frequently misread your commands, resulting in your character shuffling through the stances until he either miraculously makes it through or smashes his head into a bloody pulp.
  2. 1UP
    25
    Namco Bandai wisely placed heavy emphasis on the sensory overload graphics, and the reason is clear: if you aren't laughing at the craziness, the game itself might actually drive you mad.
  3. The A.V. Club
    16
    It seems contradictory that a game about girthy bodybuilders (and their polar-bear friend) can be so crushingly thin.

Awards & Rankings

83
#83 Best Wii Game of 2010
62
#62 Most Discussed Wii Game of 2010

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User Score
6.1

Mixed or average reviews- based on 17 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 8 out of 17
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 17
  3. Negative: 5 out of 17
  1. TheGayStairs
    Feb 27, 2020
    10
    this game is so epic, i mean im not GAY, but...... i can vibe with muscle march, and by vibe i mean
  2. NickN.
    Jan 27, 2010
    8
    This is a wacky, fun arcade game. Remember those? It's what created the industry in the first place. The question people never seem to This is a wacky, fun arcade game. Remember those? It's what created the industry in the first place. The question people never seem to consider anymore in reviewing these is: Do you have fun? Yes, this game gets extremely challenging around the 3 level (Damn that Mech Muscle!) but it's still a lot of fun for a 15-30 minute stretch. And, I swear that if you play it for more than 10 and really do the poses your upper body muscles will feel a bit tighter than before you started. What more do you want from a $5 arcade game?!… Full Review »
  3. nitromefans
    Feb 28, 2014
    0
    This game was plain stupid. Running around doing for stupid poses smashing through walls just isn't fun. Especially when you have laggy,This game was plain stupid. Running around doing for stupid poses smashing through walls just isn't fun. Especially when you have laggy, horrible controls that can't do a thing. This is about the worst game i've played.

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