Tank! Tank! Tank!

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Mixed or average reviews- based on 71 Ratings

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  • Summary: Players will find an armament of tanks and weapons at their disposal to dispatch the enemy threat, including mechanical insects, gigantic dragons and even other players. Team up with three other friends to battle with or against each other in fully destructible environments in a variety ofPlayers will find an armament of tanks and weapons at their disposal to dispatch the enemy threat, including mechanical insects, gigantic dragons and even other players. Team up with three other friends to battle with or against each other in fully destructible environments in a variety of action-packed story and multiplayer modes where weapons are never in short supply and threats are hiding behind every corner. Players will be able to arm their tanks with lasers, machine guns, missile pods, the dreaded Colossus Missile along with power-ups scattered throughout each map.… Expand
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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 37
  2. Mixed: 17 out of 37
  3. Negative: 20 out of 37
  1. Official Nintendo Magazine UK
    Jan 10, 2013
    71
    Not for everyone, but younger gamers and arcade fans will love it. The multiplayer mode adds a surreal slice of joy, too. [Jan 2013, p.103]
  2. GamingXP
    Dec 3, 2012
    60
    Tank! Tank! Tank! makes fun for about an hour, than you have seen everything. There is no variety, no gameplay-depth and old-school graphics.
  3. IGN
    Dec 14, 2012
    58
    Blowing up stuff is fun, but you'll end up fighting the controls and the game becomes a grind if you play it any real length of time.
  4. Game Informer
    Dec 5, 2012
    45
    Finding entertainment in Tank Tank Tank is like panning for gold in the bathtub – you're not going to find anything. I can see a group of businessmen amusing themselves with the game at a bar during happy hour, but they'd never want to bring that experience home. Like a culturally sensitive foreign joke, Tank Tank Tank fails to translate.
  5. Hyper Magazine
    Feb 11, 2013
    40
    Aside from a few moments of tank on robot action, Tank! Tank! Tank! fails to live up to the promise of its gloriously stupid name. [March 2013, p.84]
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  6. GameSpot
    Nov 27, 2012
    40
    Though it can be fun with friends in short bursts, Tank! Tank! Tank! doesn't have nearly enough depth or content to remain enjoyable for long.
  7. Eurogamer Germany
    Nov 30, 2012
    20
    People, it's great if you're making a trash-themed game. I'm all for it. Tanks vs. Gorilla-Mechs, you almost had this one in the bag. I don't even have anything against the gameplay itself being trashy. But Tank!Tank!Tank! is just garbage. It's a cheap little stinker of a buggy mini game that didn't even know what hit it, when it ended up on a retail disc.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 21
  2. Mixed: 12 out of 21
  3. Negative: 3 out of 21
  1. Leo13
    Apr 28, 2013
    10
    This game is great fun. It's a simple shooter so it's great if you have kids. My kids think it's awesome. My wife and I enjoy playing theThis game is great fun. It's a simple shooter so it's great if you have kids. My kids think it's awesome. My wife and I enjoy playing the co-op campaign and with that one person get the full tv while the other uses the screen on the GamePad. I had 3 11-year old over playing it and they loved it.… Expand
  2. annoying
    Nov 24, 2012
    9
    The critical reviews of this game are harsh to say the least. Without meaning to point fingers, it sounds as if most of said reviewers wereThe critical reviews of this game are harsh to say the least. Without meaning to point fingers, it sounds as if most of said reviewers were holed up in their bedrooms cruising through the (average) first player modes. This game is ALL about the multiplayer. It's about getting your mates together and shooting each other and giant monsters in giant motherflipping TANKS. It is, in my eyes, the most blind fun any multiplayer game on Wii U offers so far. Give it a try.… Expand
  4. ironike
    Oct 7, 2014
    8
    This game deserves an updated review as now it is available on the eShop as a free-to-play game and you can get all of the essential gameThis game deserves an updated review as now it is available on the eShop as a free-to-play game and you can get all of the essential game modes for about $20 if you so choose. But, you can play the multiplayer, the true gem of this game, as many times as you want for as little as $1.99.

    For that price and what the game is ---a fun multi-player party game --, this game is a lot of fun and worth the small price tag.    … Expand
  5. WordofthePlay
    Nov 17, 2013
    7
    A simple shoot 'em game that is childhood arcade fun for the kids and a great game to pick up for adults and join in the fun with no practice.A simple shoot 'em game that is childhood arcade fun for the kids and a great game to pick up for adults and join in the fun with no practice. Good luck. Have a fun time.… Expand
  6. Aozz101x
    Feb 3, 2014
    6
    Tank! Tank! Tank! is one of the lest fav games out on wii u and arcade
    it not to say that it bad but not very much enjoy to play i did got    Tank! Tank! Tank! is one of the lest fav games out on wii u and arcade
    it not to say that it bad but not very much enjoy to play i did got this on wii u eshop for free manager to download this game for mutplayer but i have yet get story mode on it
    the game could been better if it had more fun stuff to me IMO    … Expand
  7. TeaFan556
    Dec 19, 2021
    5
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    Играть с друзьями незабываемо. Да, возможно фпс плох, режимов особо нет, но игра чем-то затягивает    [RU]
    Играть с друзьями незабываемо. Да, возможно фпс плох, режимов особо нет, но игра чем-то затягивает
  8. tseikku
    Jan 6, 2016
    1
    I bought this game because my friend recommended it. It was a mistake. Tank! Tank! Tank! is probably the worst game for Wii U. The graphicsI bought this game because my friend recommended it. It was a mistake. Tank! Tank! Tank! is probably the worst game for Wii U. The graphics aren't that bad but everything else is very bad. Multiplayer should have been implemented in a better way. The game does not have enough elements and that is why the game gets boring quite soon.… Expand

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Awards & Rankings

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#31 Best Wii U Game of 2012
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#13 Most Discussed Wii U Game of 2012
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#24 Most Shared Wii U Game of 2012