Slay The Princess - The Pristine Cut

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  • Summary: You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess.

    You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world. She will do everything in her power to stop you. She'll charm, and she'll lie, and she'll    You're on a path in the woods, and at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess.

    You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

    She will do everything in her power to stop you. She'll charm, and she'll lie, and she'll promise you the world, and if you let her, she'll kill you a dozen times over. You can't let that happen.

    You do care about the fate of the world, right?

    Slay the Princess - The Pristine Cut is a fully voice-acted horror tragicomedy featuring the impeccable talents of Jonathan Sims and Nichole Goodnight, with lovingly hand-penciled frames by Ignatz-winning graphic novelist Abby Howard.

    This game features a princess. She's very bad and you have to get rid of her for all our sakes. She's just an ordinary human Princess, and you can definitely slay her as long as you put your mind to it. Hopefully you won't die. But if you do, you'll die a lot. Be careful and stay focused on the task at hand! What you say and what you believe will shift the story in dramatic ways.

    Ah, but what’s in the Pristine Cut? Are you sure you want to find out? If you do, you’re likely to discover things that are best left experienced directly. Seriously, turn back.

    …

    Oh, you’re still reading? Very well, I shall tell you. The Pristine Cut contains, precisely:

    - 3 brand new chapters replete with mysteries—and consequences.
    - Never before seen Princesses who will all murder you without a second thought.
    - Expansions to familiar routes: The Den, The Apotheosis and The Fury each have more than doubled in length.
    - Over 35% more content overall—and all of it filled with great opportunities to listen to me and do your job.
    - A new ending. And hopefully one that saves the world rather than damns it.
    - Gallery to Track Your Progress: Cherish your memories, relive your exploits, and uncover deeply hidden secrets with the new gallery feature.
    - Over 1,200 New Hand-Penciled Frames hand-illustrated by Abby Howard.
    - Over 2,500 New Lines of Dialogue fully voiced dialogue by the impeccable Jonathan Sims and Nichole Goodnight.    … Expand

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  1. Nintendo Life
    Nov 1, 2024
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    Slay The Princess: The Pristine Cut is an inverted fairy tale that shatters conventions and questions heroism, opting to pull you into a narrative odyssey that leans into metaphysical themes more than it initially lets on. While its presentation is distinct and superbly executed, extended play sessions can’t help but feel somewhat repetitive due to its recurrent structure. That said, there’s no denying the depth and breadth of storytelling on offer.

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