Seven Pirates H

 Switch
Metascore
64

Mixed or average reviews - based on 8 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 8
  2. Mixed: 6 out of 8
  3. Negative: 0 out of 8
  1. Digitally Downloaded
    May 12, 2022
    90
    I’m obviously the target market for this game. I like trashy fanservicey things, and Seven Pirates H, by virtue of being one of the trashiest and most fanserviey things I’ve ever played, just happens to be a really good example of that. Everything within the game is well-crafted in service of this one particular goal, and the result is outrageous, ridiculous and fun. This is the finest example of raunch humour on the Switch.
  2. GameGrin
    Jun 14, 2022
    75
    While not exactly breaking new ground in the genre, Seven Pirates H knows all of the notes well enough to do a decent job of it. And with all of the immature humour you’ll be laughing your tits off.

Awards & Rankings

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#95 Most Discussed Switch Game of 2022

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User Score
8.0

Generally favorable reviews- based on 5 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 5
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 5
  3. Negative: 1 out of 5
  1. Cavadrilos
    Oct 9, 2022
    10
    Son los juegos que a mi me gustan y me relajan 10 de 10 la pase muy bien . Sigan haciendo juegos así .
  2. LordCha
    Aug 4, 2022
    7
    Not bad. This is a fanbase boobies game afterall. I played on PS Vita japanese version. This english version is better first version. ThisNot bad. This is a fanbase boobies game afterall. I played on PS Vita japanese version. This english version is better first version. This game just gives simple H stuff entertaiment and this is it. Not great story, not great characters or gameplay just a "I saw the boobies and I bought" kind game.… Full Review »
  3. Bakuganfan69420
    Jul 6, 2022
    9
    Wow! Bewbs! If you like to bewbs, and you like to play with bewbs as much as you like RPGs, this game is for you! (sry about spelling itWow! Bewbs! If you like to bewbs, and you like to play with bewbs as much as you like RPGs, this game is for you! (sry about spelling it 'bewbs' but Im not sure about Metacritics review rules so ill spelling it that way for this whole review. *winky*) So this is actually a very high quality RPG! Impressed with the mechanics and the characters! No male characters in this game! Only girls! Even Parute has 2 moms! (Happy Late Pride Month! But really, Pride doesnt need a month. Pride should be recognized all year round!) So if you dont like male characters, this game is defs for you fam! My only real complaint about this game, is that big boobs = high attack. I wish I could have made all my characters flat. (Im a 'flat is justice' kind of guy myself *winky*) But I dont discriminate against boob sizes. That would be wrong. (Even though I kinda do *winky*) Overall, This game is alot of fun! Not a super long game, and the story and characters really shine! Id welcome a 2nd title, but I want more characters!! Give me more! MOOOORREE!! Whose best girl? Well well well! Im glad you asked! (Im sure my chat whos watching me write this, is also wondering the same, so Ill gladly indulge everyone at the same time!) Best girl is clearly Jewel! She is super cute! Plus, shes has one of, nonono! THE best JP Voice Access known to man! Kana Asumi! She voices Blanc in the other popular Compile Heart franchise Hyper Dimension Neptunia! Maybe youve heard of it? If you havent? git gud! (kek gottem) Anyway, Before this review cracks two thousand characters or so, (pls dont count cuz its gettin pretty close) Ill summarize by saying, any RPG fan should give this game a go! Its an absolute piratey good time full of bewbs (see I told you id spell it that way) and great characters and RPG gameplay! Dont be distracted by all the bewbs, just sit back and enjoy them anywhere you would normally enjoy bewbs *winky*… Full Review »
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