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  • Summary: FRIGGIN' ALIENS! They hijacked your ship and kidnapped your shipmates. IT'S ENOUGH TO GET A GUY...PO'ED!

    Originally released in 1995, PO’ed is an adrenaline-pumping first-person space shooter that features gameplay elements inspired by generational powerhouses DOOM and QUAKE. PO’ed:
    FRIGGIN' ALIENS! They hijacked your ship and kidnapped your shipmates. IT'S ENOUGH TO GET A GUY...PO'ED!

    Originally released in 1995, PO’ed is an adrenaline-pumping first-person space shooter that features gameplay elements inspired by generational powerhouses DOOM and QUAKE. PO’ed: Definitive Edition spices up the classic 1995 shooter with updated visuals, antialiasing, increased framerate and redefined controls, and up to 60 FPS performance.

    DON'T JUST GET MAD, GET PO'ED!

    Your ship has been overrun by aliens. Your comrades-in-arms have been annihilated and your soufflé has been ruined! What do you do? Grab your jetpack and rocket launcher and fry those suckers! PO'ed features 16 of the baddest, maddest and most unattractive monsters in the galaxy. Rock-throwing ogres, plasma-shooting robots, giant bats ... and walking butts!

    Don't look now, but they are all looking for something to eat. Could it be you?

    PO'ed pushes first person action games to new heights! Fly through 25 spectacular 3D environments while battling vicious alien creatures. Select from a vast arsenal of weapons, including the Power Drill and the Meat Seeker. Prepare yourself for the most action-packed, fast-paced, adrenaline-pumping, infinite directional 3D gaming experience of your life!
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  1. May 16, 2024
    70
    PO'ed Definitive Edition is yet another fine example of Nightdive Studio's excellent work in preserving unique, oddball games of yore while adding some welcome mod cons. With this one, however, the core experience is a little bit too weird to recommend to just any FPS fan. The general premise is odd, the enemy design is unsettling, and the layout of the levels can prove frustrating, especially for newcomers unaccustomed to its old-school ways. Despite this, the jetpack is honestly one of the most fun mechanics we've sampled in gaming, and the bizarre audio design had us in fits of laughter at multiple points. If you've played the original or fancy checking out one of the most unique FPS games from the '90s, it's well worth a punt.
  2. May 22, 2024
    60
    PO’ed: Definitive Edition is just what it says it is. If you’re going to play the game in any form, this is the best way to do it. Nightdive doesn’t miss often with its KEX Engine reissues, after all. But do you really want to play PO’ed? That’s the difficult question. Even in its era, it wasn’t exactly a barn-burner of a first-person shooter. It’s a very bizarre, unique game, and if that’s your jam then by all means give it a go. Hardly essential reading, but I’m sure someone out there is thrilled to see it.