Love Esquire

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  • Summary: Love Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most ofLove Esquire is a romantic-comedy visual novel/dating simulator, with a nostalgic touch of old-school RPG combat. In this game, you're not a famous knight, but a good-for-nothing squire who's on a quest to find man's greatest pleasure. Getting the girl won't be easy though, since most of them are waaay out of your league!

    To make things worse: you have a few months left before this huge war happens, and the only thing you know is how to milk cows. Good luck cramming years worth of training into four months! If it's any consolation, you get a medal if you die.

    No one believes that a lowly squire can save the world while banging -- err, bagging -- the girl of his dreams... but with a shitton of dumb luck, well... you might just prove them wrong!

    Welcome to the world of Love Esquire, and may the fertility god have mercy on your virginity.    … Expand

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  1. Nintendo Life
    Aug 20, 2021
    80
    Love Esquire is a straightforward and fun visual novel/dating sim with simple but effective design and gameplay, surprisingly strong production values, and a fantastic voice cast. This isn't a game trying to push the boundaries when it comes to inclusivity, but it is an enjoyable romp and a relatively 'safe' introduction to the genre for those unfamiliar with its tropes.

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  1. Rakoed
    Aug 25, 2021
    9
    This is true game. You got VN dialogue with a few options, you got fights mechanics - really interesting how it works, you got date simulatorThis is true game. You got VN dialogue with a few options, you got fights mechanics - really interesting how it works, you got date simulator - you have medic+sister+tsundere(spoiler)+2 princess, and you have where you spend money - upgrade yourself and buy presents to your waifu. Game really good. Clear game in 5 full days. Maybe I want more game time, but this game really awesome - create really good game without bunch of mechanics and content - that I call Great Game!… Expand

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