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5.0

Mixed or average reviews- based on 146 Ratings

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  1. Positive: 35 out of 146
  2. Negative: 65 out of 146

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  1. Jan 3, 2016
    4
    Objectiveless toy box gameplay meant for streamers to yell over. I knew I probably wouldn't like it as I don't like these types of games. I gave it 15 minutes. Nope.
  2. Jan 14, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Fun 4 10 mins then it sucks espessially if you are trying to get a platinum on it. Expand
  3. Nel
    Mar 19, 2017
    4
    Can be enjoyed, but shouldn't be purchased for full price. Game consist mainly of a few minigames, and you running around like a headless chicken. The game is something special.
  4. Jan 6, 2020
    4
    Bought this game for a laugh with my buddies. It was so broken physics and bug wise it was hilarious. Was it fun: with friends, on your own its just fustrating and boring. Will I keep it? No. Is it worth buying? No. It's just an advert for Waste of Space and Payday ETC DLC's. Never patched and completely broken.
  5. Feb 14, 2020
    0
    Imagine someone tried to make a Tony Hawk style game and gave up after the world was made. Also, goats? One of the worst games I have ever played. It was FREE on PS+ and I still feel like I got ripped off.
  6. Aug 26, 2020
    3
    Really dont get the meme. Game is boring and stupid. Even getting this for free in ps plus dosent make it better.
  7. May 27, 2020
    3
    this is a very bad game for the console. just extravagant but without any history which makes the player stay away.
  8. Jul 17, 2020
    0
    ---------------------trash-game---------------------flappy goat is nightmare.
  9. Oct 25, 2020
    0
    There's a minigame needed to get platinum... this minigame got banned due to people committing suicide over it. Disgusting devs putting a suicide game in here.
  10. Aug 29, 2020
    3
    There really isn't much here.
    The physics and controls clearly favor ridiculousness over ease of use.
    The missions are generally aimless, hence it being called a "simulator." Plus, more than half (4 of) the levels have to be purchased with add-ons, $5 per level, or $25 for the whole bundle. I get that this game is supposed to be a novelty and a joke, but I really feel like it
    There really isn't much here.
    The physics and controls clearly favor ridiculousness over ease of use.
    The missions are generally aimless, hence it being called a "simulator."
    Plus, more than half (4 of) the levels have to be purchased with add-ons, $5 per level, or $25 for the whole bundle.

    I get that this game is supposed to be a novelty and a joke, but I really feel like it could've done that and have actually been a good game, sort of like Tony Hawk mixed with GTA with a hint of Katamari; That would've been brilliant. Instead, I ended up with a clunky world (which seems intentional) and not much incentive for me to spend money on most of the game other than to get the full experience.
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  11. May 12, 2020
    0
    the game is too raw and it has too many bugs. the price is too high for such a low-quality product.
  12. Nov 26, 2020
    0
    if you're not a kid please do not buy this game. it will not make you laugh, it's not fun, it's just straight garbage, and you will not enjoy it unless you're younger than 7.
  13. Mar 15, 2021
    0
    Total garbage. Will not buy from these developers. Annoying, boring, unplayable mess. Not even funny. Stupid rubbish.
  14. Feb 23, 2021
    2
    Purchased this $30 game on sale for $8. Opened it, and here's what I think. It is a horrible game with horrid animations, delayed reaction time, and it is extremely glitchy and clunky. The game felt like it was put together in 30 minutes with no patches or anything. It is a hot pile of garbage, and the max I would pay for it is $2. The game has okay exploration areas and good for sandbox.Purchased this $30 game on sale for $8. Opened it, and here's what I think. It is a horrible game with horrid animations, delayed reaction time, and it is extremely glitchy and clunky. The game felt like it was put together in 30 minutes with no patches or anything. It is a hot pile of garbage, and the max I would pay for it is $2. The game has okay exploration areas and good for sandbox. The game would be fine if it wasn't so ugly to look at, and if it wasn't so glitchy. The biggest issue is the price tag. Who in their right mind thinks it's worth 8, or even 30 dollars?! Expand
  15. Jan 8, 2023
    4
    It can be fun for a few hours (at max), but that's about it. The maps are small and after a bit you won't find anything else to do.
  16. Jan 11, 2016
    1
    This game is a pain. There is plently of bugs, I played 10 minutes and I was extremely bored! I don't know how it could be fun to play a dumb game like that and the controls are another pain!
  17. Jan 7, 2022
    2
    Esse jogo é podre e engraçado ao mesmo tempo! Pelo menos a platina é tranquila!
  18. Jan 10, 2020
    2
    Estoy impresionado... impresionado por dos cosas... primero por que desde hace mucho tiempo que no juego a algo tan malo como Goat Simulator... y segundo... LAS NOTAS DE INTERNET! Enserio? Un 5 de nota? Este juego no se merece ni un 3!!! Inclusive si fuera un Free To Play seguiría siendo horrible! Pero no! Este juego cuesta 12 dolares en PS4!!! Es un robo!
    El juego consiste en que sos una
    Estoy impresionado... impresionado por dos cosas... primero por que desde hace mucho tiempo que no juego a algo tan malo como Goat Simulator... y segundo... LAS NOTAS DE INTERNET! Enserio? Un 5 de nota? Este juego no se merece ni un 3!!! Inclusive si fuera un Free To Play seguiría siendo horrible! Pero no! Este juego cuesta 12 dolares en PS4!!! Es un robo!
    El juego consiste en que sos una cabra y tenes que destruir todo lo que hay a tu alrededor, con el fin de cumplir misiones, ganar puntos y desbloquear personajes. La verdad que esto de los personajes podría haberlo salvado... El problema esta en que hay pocos personajes a elegir, y el resto son DLC de 5 dolares! Quien va a pagar por eso? Por cierto, recomiendo usar la cabra con jetpack para explorar mejor el entorno... Y que puedo decir de los gráficos? Son horribles... parecen de un juego de hace 25 años. La interfaz y el menú principal parecen hechos por un novato! Ademas de que los modelados de los personajes son de bajisima calidad, al usar el jetpack se puede ver como el horizonte es un domo y ademas de que el juego cuenta con pantallas de carga! Que también esta mal optimizado? Incomprensible!!! Otros modelados como el de los edificios parecen de CARTÓN!!! En un juego de PS4 que te sale 12 dolares!!! El juego en si es muy simple, con malos controles, un montón de glitches y con un multijugador local que deja que desear. Ni siquiera tiene multijugador online. Lo único que usa de online el juego son los marcadores para ver los puntos. Parece uno de esos juegos hechos para contentar a los Youtubers. Pero seria mejor ver gameplays de el. Parece un juego flash de internet hecho a las apuradas en Unity! Una pena, por que cierto potencial tenia. Y si bien lo obtuve gratis gracias por estar subscrito al Plus, me tengo que poner del lado del que pago el juego... NO LO RECOMIENDO PARA NADA. Ni ahora, ni cuando lo pongan gratis. Goat Simulator podría ser gratuito por siempre, y aun así lo consideraría uno de los peores videojuegos que jamas he jugado... Hasta la PS1 tiene mejores gráficos.
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  19. Dec 24, 2020
    3
    I would understand this game's appeal if the visuals were at any point interesting or if the gameplay was ever fluid enough to make the stunts fun and satisfying to perform.

    The maps are horrible, the game is glitchy, void of anything to do at all. The one thing it has going for it is ultimately ruined by it's poor performance. I can not possibly see anyone having fun with this game
    I would understand this game's appeal if the visuals were at any point interesting or if the gameplay was ever fluid enough to make the stunts fun and satisfying to perform.

    The maps are horrible, the game is glitchy, void of anything to do at all. The one thing it has going for it is ultimately ruined by it's poor performance.

    I can not possibly see anyone having fun with this game unless they are getting thousands of views for doing it, or if they are children.
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Metascore
58

Mixed or average reviews - based on 8 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 8
  2. Negative: 1 out of 8
  1. Playstation Official Magazine Australia
    Oct 16, 2015
    60
    You’d think a game about wanton destruction with split-screen co-op would offer lots of content and fun times to chew on. Sadly, that cud turns to crud in a few short hours. [November 2015, p74]
  2. Playstation Official Magazine UK
    Sep 21, 2015
    60
    It doesn't have to make sense - just go with it. [Oct 2015, p.94]
  3. Aug 30, 2015
    80
    Surgeon Simulator used to be my go-to silly, cooperative, party-friendly game. I’m glad to add Goat Simulator to that list.