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Mixed or average reviews- based on 146 Ratings

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  1. Jan 3, 2016
    4
    Objectiveless toy box gameplay meant for streamers to yell over. I knew I probably wouldn't like it as I don't like these types of games. I gave it 15 minutes. Nope.
  2. Jan 14, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Fun 4 10 mins then it sucks espessially if you are trying to get a platinum on it. Expand
  3. Nel
    Mar 19, 2017
    4
    Can be enjoyed, but shouldn't be purchased for full price. Game consist mainly of a few minigames, and you running around like a headless chicken. The game is something special.
  4. Jan 6, 2020
    4
    Bought this game for a laugh with my buddies. It was so broken physics and bug wise it was hilarious. Was it fun: with friends, on your own its just fustrating and boring. Will I keep it? No. Is it worth buying? No. It's just an advert for Waste of Space and Payday ETC DLC's. Never patched and completely broken.
  5. Jan 18, 2020
    5
    Fun at first, but the lack of content makes it boring after a while. And by that I mean real quick. This thing is good for the first 15 minutes of play and becomes real pointless after that.
  6. Feb 14, 2020
    0
    Imagine someone tried to make a Tony Hawk style game and gave up after the world was made. Also, goats? One of the worst games I have ever played. It was FREE on PS+ and I still feel like I got ripped off.
  7. Aug 26, 2020
    3
    Really dont get the meme. Game is boring and stupid. Even getting this for free in ps plus dosent make it better.
  8. Jun 21, 2020
    5
    I guess it's a game... Good job to the devs tho, getting people to buy soemthing an intern did on his lunch break is pretty impressive.
  9. May 27, 2020
    3
    this is a very bad game for the console. just extravagant but without any history which makes the player stay away.
  10. Jul 17, 2020
    0
    ---------------------trash-game---------------------flappy goat is nightmare.
  11. Oct 25, 2020
    0
    There's a minigame needed to get platinum... this minigame got banned due to people committing suicide over it. Disgusting devs putting a suicide game in here.
  12. Aug 29, 2020
    3
    There really isn't much here.
    The physics and controls clearly favor ridiculousness over ease of use.
    The missions are generally aimless, hence it being called a "simulator." Plus, more than half (4 of) the levels have to be purchased with add-ons, $5 per level, or $25 for the whole bundle. I get that this game is supposed to be a novelty and a joke, but I really feel like it
    There really isn't much here.
    The physics and controls clearly favor ridiculousness over ease of use.
    The missions are generally aimless, hence it being called a "simulator."
    Plus, more than half (4 of) the levels have to be purchased with add-ons, $5 per level, or $25 for the whole bundle.

    I get that this game is supposed to be a novelty and a joke, but I really feel like it could've done that and have actually been a good game, sort of like Tony Hawk mixed with GTA with a hint of Katamari; That would've been brilliant. Instead, I ended up with a clunky world (which seems intentional) and not much incentive for me to spend money on most of the game other than to get the full experience.
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  13. May 12, 2020
    0
    the game is too raw and it has too many bugs. the price is too high for such a low-quality product.
  14. Nov 26, 2020
    0
    if you're not a kid please do not buy this game. it will not make you laugh, it's not fun, it's just straight garbage, and you will not enjoy it unless you're younger than 7.
  15. Mar 15, 2021
    0
    Total garbage. Will not buy from these developers. Annoying, boring, unplayable mess. Not even funny. Stupid rubbish.
  16. Feb 23, 2021
    2
    Purchased this $30 game on sale for $8. Opened it, and here's what I think. It is a horrible game with horrid animations, delayed reaction time, and it is extremely glitchy and clunky. The game felt like it was put together in 30 minutes with no patches or anything. It is a hot pile of garbage, and the max I would pay for it is $2. The game has okay exploration areas and good for sandbox.Purchased this $30 game on sale for $8. Opened it, and here's what I think. It is a horrible game with horrid animations, delayed reaction time, and it is extremely glitchy and clunky. The game felt like it was put together in 30 minutes with no patches or anything. It is a hot pile of garbage, and the max I would pay for it is $2. The game has okay exploration areas and good for sandbox. The game would be fine if it wasn't so ugly to look at, and if it wasn't so glitchy. The biggest issue is the price tag. Who in their right mind thinks it's worth 8, or even 30 dollars?! Expand
  17. Jul 21, 2022
    5
    hilarious game but there are literally no actual objectives or real content. essentially just a sandbox which is fun to play with friends, mess around with physics, and run over a dancing family at a barbeque
  18. Feb 27, 2022
    7
    Worth it when it is on a sale. If you have two controllers, try it with your friend, bcs It will be more fun
  19. Jan 8, 2023
    4
    It can be fun for a few hours (at max), but that's about it. The maps are small and after a bit you won't find anything else to do.
  20. Aug 10, 2023
    6
    Very easy and fun to play and relax in general. Played it just for the platinum.
  21. Feb 7, 2017
    5
    I guess I just don't get it. Maybe it'd be better with weed.

    Gave it a 5 because it looks like they at least tried to put together a sandbox. And it did get maybe 1 or 2 laughs out of my friends.
  22. Nov 6, 2015
    7
    If you are taking this game seriously, you need to rethink your life. It's a parody, meaning there is a lot of humor and spontaneous events you or anything around you can do. It's fun to explore the maps you are given and do a bunch of random stuff which makes no sense in the law of physics.

    Fun game to have, and I wouldn't entirely say it's a 'MUST have', but for what it is - it's pretty good.
  23. Aug 12, 2015
    8
    This game is sure to make you laugh for hours with it's hilarious physics and crude humor! I laugh hysterically every time I get hit my an object, explode, get wind propelled, or just get sucked into my own vortex! Although I didn't much like how some of the vulgarity was cleaned up a bit to make a T-rated version. And sure it gets a little repetitive playing in the same two areas but theThis game is sure to make you laugh for hours with it's hilarious physics and crude humor! I laugh hysterically every time I get hit my an object, explode, get wind propelled, or just get sucked into my own vortex! Although I didn't much like how some of the vulgarity was cleaned up a bit to make a T-rated version. And sure it gets a little repetitive playing in the same two areas but the trophies certainly give you an objective to discover and can be quite challenging and offer more fun! Of course it's not a perfect game, but damn for 8.99 it's well worth the price! Expand
  24. Dec 20, 2015
    5
    I tried with all my heart to like this game, and I gave it every fair shot I could, but the lack of depth, and the fact the goofiness really fades quickly made this quite a forgettable experience. Goat Simulator is a physics-based comedy game where you run around a setting as the goat and cause mayhem. You gain points by breaking as much stuff as quickly as you can, but the points don'tI tried with all my heart to like this game, and I gave it every fair shot I could, but the lack of depth, and the fact the goofiness really fades quickly made this quite a forgettable experience. Goat Simulator is a physics-based comedy game where you run around a setting as the goat and cause mayhem. You gain points by breaking as much stuff as quickly as you can, but the points don't mean much. The best way to play this game is as a trophy hunter, as that was the only way I found myself having any fun, but trophy hunting isn't something that is all that fun when frustration settles in from harder trophies. I had an okay time playing around with the game for a little while, but there is absolutely no story, very small open worlds, and no depth whatsoever. There is only so many times you can kick people and let yourself get hit by cars before you wonder what you're doing with your life. I would avoid this game, unless you are a mega-fan of games like I Am Bread or games where you just mindlessly screw around doing nothing.

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  25. Jan 11, 2016
    1
    This game is a pain. There is plently of bugs, I played 10 minutes and I was extremely bored! I don't know how it could be fun to play a dumb game like that and the controls are another pain!
  26. Aug 20, 2015
    10
    best 9 dollars i've spent in a long time. Plenty of open world exploration and crazy stuff to find around every corner. its like GTA but without actually killing people and crappy stories. Now just need to be able to drive the vehicles and it would be perfect.
  27. Jan 1, 2017
    5
    A couple of hours of mindless fun. Goat Simulator is what it is a physics test made into a full retail release. It has some pretty hilarious moments however wears thin swiftly thereafter.
  28. Aug 23, 2015
    10
    One of the best game ever, and I'm not joking. If you don't like this game, simply you don't understand it. Just play it and become a goat. Best thing ever.
  29. Aug 5, 2016
    8
    Play it with kids. They will enjoy it!!! Also, if you don't like to search for the trophies, just don't buy this game. The trophies are hillarious. I will totally check the DLC's when they will get a 50% off.
  30. Jun 7, 2016
    8
    this game is a joke and a pretty funny joke and it is what it says is and its just pure fun if what a silly funny awsome game go buy this now and it offer alot of content for 10 dollars
  31. Aug 13, 2016
    7
    Goat simulator довольно прикольная игра! Если вы устали от ААА игр и хотите расслабиться, то эта игра именно для вас! С друзьями очень прикольно играть!) Но знайте что после платины там делать нечего. Можно еще часик по развлекаться с мутаторами, но после этого она надоест..Goat simulator довольно прикольная игра! Если вы устали от ААА игр и хотите расслабиться, то эта игра именно для вас! С друзьями очень прикольно играть!) Но знайте что после платины там делать нечего. Можно еще часик по развлекаться с мутаторами, но после этого она надоест..
  32. Mar 4, 2017
    8
    This is a fantastic little game! It's a lot of fun to just mess around and have fun with. It has a lot of hidden depth and a ton of fun things to do! I have no complaints because I went in knowing what I was getting, a $10 sandbox to have fun with. (VR Mode does not work with PSVR by the way)
  33. Jan 6, 2019
    10
    great game have fun with it it's great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  34. Apr 27, 2020
    7
    Titolo per farsi parecchie risate soprattutto se giocato con un amico in locale. Nella miriade di mezzi simulatori presenti sul mercato oggigiorno é sicuramente il più simpatico. Immenso nervosismo nel cercare di prendere l'ultimo trofeo mancante riguardante il gioco Flappy Bird
  35. May 1, 2020
    8
    (I'm not going to be objective at all in this review because I can't take the game seriously) Goat Simulator is a fun game but:,"Even kicking a stone with friends is fun" Alex (VJ Culture) April 26, 2020. The game offers great content, it has expansions (which are really good), a lot of secrets and winks to popular sagas. Anyone complained that the game has bugs and that the physics are(I'm not going to be objective at all in this review because I can't take the game seriously) Goat Simulator is a fun game but:,"Even kicking a stone with friends is fun" Alex (VJ Culture) April 26, 2020. The game offers great content, it has expansions (which are really good), a lot of secrets and winks to popular sagas. Anyone complained that the game has bugs and that the physics are very broken and that this ruins the experience, but I will not complain about this because the fact that the game is like this is the experience itself, in short it is a game very good with funny .characters, a variety of scenarios, many secrets, a deep and charismatic protagonist, good story (in its expansions), the missions are very fun, there is stupidity everywhere, what a great game needs. 8 crazy goats/10 Expand
  36. Jul 9, 2020
    6
    Довольно простенькая и забавная игра, с друзьями на расслабоне вообще класс. Только багов очень много, ну и денег она своих точно не стоит
  37. Jun 20, 2020
    10
    Goat Simulator > The last of us II, hours and hours of fun, and 0 forced agenda.
  38. Jul 17, 2020
    10
    Uno dei migliori giochi mai giocati, il suo no-sense e i suoi bug sono veramente divertenti
  39. Aug 10, 2020
    8
    Stupid but fun game aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  40. Aug 17, 2020
    8
    Story: 0/10
    Gameplay: 10/10
    Music: 7/10 Animation/Graphics: 7/10 *rated higher than these four grades based on what it is and claims to deliver EXPECTATIONS: Let's set them. This game is a crazy mess of graphics and that is how it's intended to be so if doing whatever pops into your mind is not the idea of a fun game than this one may not be for you. It's short but perfect for
    Story: 0/10
    Gameplay: 10/10
    Music: 7/10
    Animation/Graphics: 7/10
    *rated higher than these four grades based on what it is and claims to deliver

    EXPECTATIONS: Let's set them. This game is a crazy mess of graphics and that is how it's intended to be so if doing whatever pops into your mind is not the idea of a fun game than this one may not be for you. It's short but perfect for groups/parties and pairs very well with alcohol. I bought it on sale- I don't think I would pay more than $5-$7 for it but it's absolutely worth that for the laughs.

    Takeaways
    Pros: do all the things as a goat, cause mayhem.
    Cons: gets old after awhile so save it for when a friend visits and watch them play, can sometimes make you feel a little nauseous.
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  41. Nov 12, 2021
    5
    Está guay y se hace entretenido, para jugar 30 minutos, nada más o desperdiciarás tu tiempo.
  42. Jan 7, 2022
    2
    Esse jogo é podre e engraçado ao mesmo tempo! Pelo menos a platina é tranquila!
  43. Nov 30, 2022
    8
    bueno , esto si es muy goat , pero no se , mucho dlc , hps compañias de mierda
  44. Jan 10, 2020
    2
    Estoy impresionado... impresionado por dos cosas... primero por que desde hace mucho tiempo que no juego a algo tan malo como Goat Simulator... y segundo... LAS NOTAS DE INTERNET! Enserio? Un 5 de nota? Este juego no se merece ni un 3!!! Inclusive si fuera un Free To Play seguiría siendo horrible! Pero no! Este juego cuesta 12 dolares en PS4!!! Es un robo!
    El juego consiste en que sos una
    Estoy impresionado... impresionado por dos cosas... primero por que desde hace mucho tiempo que no juego a algo tan malo como Goat Simulator... y segundo... LAS NOTAS DE INTERNET! Enserio? Un 5 de nota? Este juego no se merece ni un 3!!! Inclusive si fuera un Free To Play seguiría siendo horrible! Pero no! Este juego cuesta 12 dolares en PS4!!! Es un robo!
    El juego consiste en que sos una cabra y tenes que destruir todo lo que hay a tu alrededor, con el fin de cumplir misiones, ganar puntos y desbloquear personajes. La verdad que esto de los personajes podría haberlo salvado... El problema esta en que hay pocos personajes a elegir, y el resto son DLC de 5 dolares! Quien va a pagar por eso? Por cierto, recomiendo usar la cabra con jetpack para explorar mejor el entorno... Y que puedo decir de los gráficos? Son horribles... parecen de un juego de hace 25 años. La interfaz y el menú principal parecen hechos por un novato! Ademas de que los modelados de los personajes son de bajisima calidad, al usar el jetpack se puede ver como el horizonte es un domo y ademas de que el juego cuenta con pantallas de carga! Que también esta mal optimizado? Incomprensible!!! Otros modelados como el de los edificios parecen de CARTÓN!!! En un juego de PS4 que te sale 12 dolares!!! El juego en si es muy simple, con malos controles, un montón de glitches y con un multijugador local que deja que desear. Ni siquiera tiene multijugador online. Lo único que usa de online el juego son los marcadores para ver los puntos. Parece uno de esos juegos hechos para contentar a los Youtubers. Pero seria mejor ver gameplays de el. Parece un juego flash de internet hecho a las apuradas en Unity! Una pena, por que cierto potencial tenia. Y si bien lo obtuve gratis gracias por estar subscrito al Plus, me tengo que poner del lado del que pago el juego... NO LO RECOMIENDO PARA NADA. Ni ahora, ni cuando lo pongan gratis. Goat Simulator podría ser gratuito por siempre, y aun así lo consideraría uno de los peores videojuegos que jamas he jugado... Hasta la PS1 tiene mejores gráficos.
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  45. Feb 5, 2021
    6
    Goat Simulator is one of those games you play when you’re absolutely bored, or find it lying around your PS4 library. It’s decent, I’ll give it that, it kept me entertained, but doesn’t it get a little boring after a while?
  46. Oct 30, 2021
    5
    Забавная игра, но в то же время, когда начинаешь вникать, то, что происходит на экране...Лучше не задумываться и просто убить пару тройку часов. После чего игру удалять с мыслями, что это было. 5/10
  47. Feb 15, 2021
    7
    far from a great game, Goat Simulator has tons of glitches, but those glitches add to the experience when you find something new in the game that causes chaos, you have fun with it, it's a great game for multiplayer for that very reason, Goat Simulator has some very unique ideas and is a fun arcade based game. It has many fun explosions that don't cause frustration just laughter,far from a great game, Goat Simulator has tons of glitches, but those glitches add to the experience when you find something new in the game that causes chaos, you have fun with it, it's a great game for multiplayer for that very reason, Goat Simulator has some very unique ideas and is a fun arcade based game. It has many fun explosions that don't cause frustration just laughter, definitely a game for YouTubers, but also a game that can be enjoyed by the everyday person. Expand
  48. Dec 24, 2020
    3
    I would understand this game's appeal if the visuals were at any point interesting or if the gameplay was ever fluid enough to make the stunts fun and satisfying to perform.

    The maps are horrible, the game is glitchy, void of anything to do at all. The one thing it has going for it is ultimately ruined by it's poor performance. I can not possibly see anyone having fun with this game
    I would understand this game's appeal if the visuals were at any point interesting or if the gameplay was ever fluid enough to make the stunts fun and satisfying to perform.

    The maps are horrible, the game is glitchy, void of anything to do at all. The one thing it has going for it is ultimately ruined by it's poor performance.

    I can not possibly see anyone having fun with this game unless they are getting thousands of views for doing it, or if they are children.
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Metascore
58

Mixed or average reviews - based on 8 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 8
  2. Negative: 1 out of 8
  1. Playstation Official Magazine Australia
    Oct 16, 2015
    60
    You’d think a game about wanton destruction with split-screen co-op would offer lots of content and fun times to chew on. Sadly, that cud turns to crud in a few short hours. [November 2015, p74]
  2. Playstation Official Magazine UK
    Sep 21, 2015
    60
    It doesn't have to make sense - just go with it. [Oct 2015, p.94]
  3. Aug 30, 2015
    80
    Surgeon Simulator used to be my go-to silly, cooperative, party-friendly game. I’m glad to add Goat Simulator to that list.