Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 PlayStation 2
  • Publisher: Konami
  • Release Date: Oct 21, 2003
User Score
7.6

Generally favorable reviews- based on 48 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 35 out of 48
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 48
  3. Negative: 9 out of 48
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  1. AnonymousMC
    Dec 23, 2003
    0
    well, i cant lie... you people have read my reviews in the past "Signed SHURNKEN SCROT" i rated many games including swat global strike team. i will now attempt to rate it, the turtle boys turn me on... its true and i am not ashamed... there bandanas make my genitals levitate! it is a very erotic game ... in the game you beat little children with num chuck fus! this is dishonurable,well, i cant lie... you people have read my reviews in the past "Signed SHURNKEN SCROT" i rated many games including swat global strike team. i will now attempt to rate it, the turtle boys turn me on... its true and i am not ashamed... there bandanas make my genitals levitate! it is a very erotic game ... in the game you beat little children with num chuck fus! this is dishonurable, they run to your turtle master (who is a sewer rat with a pink robe) and molest him.. they really enjoy shoving turtle soup down their throats... the turtles love themselvs and they love me.. i cannot lie... we have mated on many occasions... if you wish for more information about our love life... visit www.magesandminions.com it should clearly explain everything to you about our life ... i love you all, i want the red turtle to unleash his genitals and make love to the blue one right infront of me... i know they would do it if i requested it.. they are a group of pedefiles... this is clear and honourable... i wish to molest the blue bandana turtle! ITS A SEXY TIRTLE... them and the teletubies should hook up and mate! it would be beautiful... i would bend over and lick my balls.... they are quiet round shaped... it shouldne be too hard to like them.. would you like to try licking your own genitals? heres what you do.
    1. you grab your penis and yank it off (this may cause great pain and may kill you)
    2. shove it up your ass
    3.push it in extremely hard and you have to be honourable!
    4. eventually this should make your penis turn white and should automatically make you perform a hamasuckywayu... (this is when you break your ribs and suck your own nuts)
    5. who want try? www.magesandminions.com should have the full detail with animation and several annotated diagrams... thank you for your time my love...
    *MOLESTS THE BLUE TURTLE*

    *****signed.....
    leet     … Expand
  2. LanceN.
    Oct 26, 2003
    4
    The one on nintendo is much better. graphics should be much better on PS2. what the f....?
  3. dggt
    Jan 2, 2020
    3
    Yeah. title is cool, but game is horrible, boring corridor beat'n'up, zero interactive with world, just pressing 2 buttons to hit and kill a bunch of identical enemies

Awards & Rankings

81
#81 Most Discussed PS2 Game of 2003
64
#64 Most Shared PS2 Game of 2003

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
59

Mixed or average reviews - based on 29 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 29
  2. Mixed: 19 out of 29
  3. Negative: 6 out of 29
  1. Total Video Games
    40
    A hugely disappointing update to a franchise that was once reverred in the videogames industry - why is there no 4P option?
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  2. Play.tm
    50
    It is not that the game doesn't have its fun moments, because it can be that, it is just that they are very short-lived and don't really go any further than the first level. Disappointing.
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  3. Next Level Gaming
    78
    A decent game. The graphics, sound and gameplay are all entertaining enough to keep most gamers happy. The challenge isn’t exactly that of Everest, but it is definitely worth one run through.
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