Hard Time

 PC
User Score
7.7

Generally favorable reviews- based on 14 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 10 out of 14
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 14
  3. Negative: 2 out of 14
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  1. Expired_Cologne
    Aug 12, 2015
    8
    Hard Time is a role playing game that allows you to live your life as a convict in one of the harshest prisons of all time. I made my character Jack Sun and had a life or death situations thrown at me daily. Of course Jack Sun made the right decisions because he's a bad a s s like myself. One of the many things in Hard Time are the annoying cops and how they like to shove their latexHard Time is a role playing game that allows you to live your life as a convict in one of the harshest prisons of all time. I made my character Jack Sun and had a life or death situations thrown at me daily. Of course Jack Sun made the right decisions because he's a bad a s s like myself. One of the many things in Hard Time are the annoying cops and how they like to shove their latex gloved hands so far up your r e c t u m you'll want to quit playing. One example of a r e c t u m fondling is when my friend took a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom after taking a unusually large s h i t. An inmate approached him and asked. "Hello ma'am. could i buy that toilet paper from you for $3?" "Sure", said t a i n t. T a i n t had 3,000 dollars at that time. A guard noticed the transaction and arrested t a i n t for selling contraband. He took all of her money and begun putting on his latex gloves. T a i n t, knowing what was about to come pleaded, "please don't sir, i'm begging you, don't." He ignored her pleas and shoved his massive hand into her oily r e c t u m. Everything went dark and t a i n t woke up the next day with a sore bum. Anyway, the guards have no respect for anyone and will beat you down until your character goes mentally insane and kills somebody without any concern. You are then rushed into handcuffs and are scheduled a court date. You get 200 days for murdering an innocent old lady, which you didn't have control over your character while he/she was insane. You can also become a kingpin like the legendary Jack Sun did and donate all of your money to the sell block you live in. Jacky Boi was one of the few that made it out alive. Undercover cops say that he has been seen in the los santos part of the country and is doing very well for himself. The game is pretty good though. -thanks for the pepperoni pizza-yours truly-Jack Sun's maid… Expand
  2. benpaco
    Feb 6, 2014
    7
    Dickie is insane, and this game is all the proof a court would need to get him in an asylum. It's entirely free to get, a HUGE plus, and though glitch and poorly explained, it is a fun way to kill some time. The character customization is quite nice even if a bit silly, and the combat is just ridiculous.
  3. vicweaver
    Sep 7, 2016
    0
    I am a parent of a 7-yr old who downloaded this ridiculous game. It is so inappropriate for small children. There should be some type of regulation or prevention method for small kids. These games provoke children with anger. Please find a way to block children under 13 at least from downloading. Thanks in advance for your cooperation.
    Disappointed parent in Georgia
    Victoria
  4. CGULLLZ
    Aug 12, 2015
    8
    Hard time is a prison simulator where everyone in the prison whats to kick the living s h i t out of you just because you killed one of there friends who ran at you with a knife then once you kill them there friends want to kill you and then cycle just keep repeating itself, the wardens always want to screw with you even if you do nothing wrong and they will most of the time watch on asHard time is a prison simulator where everyone in the prison whats to kick the living s h i t out of you just because you killed one of there friends who ran at you with a knife then once you kill them there friends want to kill you and then cycle just keep repeating itself, the wardens always want to screw with you even if you do nothing wrong and they will most of the time watch on as you get murdered by anther inmate but if you even so much as touch another prisoner you better prep your a s s hole because they are coming after you and once they find you they will take you to a judge who will side with the card 99.9% of the time. The inmates are a headache of there own because sometimes you will get your a s s kicked by a f u c k i n g midget then get arrested by wardens. Besides all of that the game is really fun and it is hilarious because of the freak show characters you can make and how all of the homosexual inmates will ask you to be with them but when you say no they have a mental breakdown and try to murder you… Expand
  5. zyzzbrahjesper
    Jan 28, 2016
    10
    Favourite gayme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. RjfcGanfWupv
    Oct 28, 2022
    10
    This game is very fun despite looking very primitive. When everyone beats each other up, it's hilarious