Hard Time

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Metascore
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7.7

Generally favorable reviews- based on 14 Ratings

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  1. benpaco
    Feb 6, 2014
    7
    Dickie is insane, and this game is all the proof a court would need to get him in an asylum. It's entirely free to get, a HUGE plus, andDickie is insane, and this game is all the proof a court would need to get him in an asylum. It's entirely free to get, a HUGE plus, and though glitch and poorly explained, it is a fun way to kill some time. The character customization is quite nice even if a bit silly, and the combat is just ridiculous.… Full Review »
  2. Expired_Cologne
    Aug 12, 2015
    8
    Hard Time is a role playing game that allows you to live your life as a convict in one of the harshest prisons of all time. I made myHard Time is a role playing game that allows you to live your life as a convict in one of the harshest prisons of all time. I made my character Jack Sun and had a life or death situations thrown at me daily. Of course Jack Sun made the right decisions because he's a bad a s s like myself. One of the many things in Hard Time are the annoying cops and how they like to shove their latex gloved hands so far up your r e c t u m you'll want to quit playing. One example of a r e c t u m fondling is when my friend took a roll of toilet paper from the bathroom after taking a unusually large s h i t. An inmate approached him and asked. "Hello ma'am. could i buy that toilet paper from you for $3?" "Sure", said t a i n t. T a i n t had 3,000 dollars at that time. A guard noticed the transaction and arrested t a i n t for selling contraband. He took all of her money and begun putting on his latex gloves. T a i n t, knowing what was about to come pleaded, "please don't sir, i'm begging you, don't." He ignored her pleas and shoved his massive hand into her oily r e c t u m. Everything went dark and t a i n t woke up the next day with a sore bum. Anyway, the guards have no respect for anyone and will beat you down until your character goes mentally insane and kills somebody without any concern. You are then rushed into handcuffs and are scheduled a court date. You get 200 days for murdering an innocent old lady, which you didn't have control over your character while he/she was insane. You can also become a kingpin like the legendary Jack Sun did and donate all of your money to the sell block you live in. Jacky Boi was one of the few that made it out alive. Undercover cops say that he has been seen in the los santos part of the country and is doing very well for himself. The game is pretty good though. -thanks for the pepperoni pizza-yours truly-Jack Sun's maid… Full Review »
  3. RjfcGanfWupv
    Oct 28, 2022
    10
    This game is very fun despite looking very primitive. When everyone beats each other up, it's hilarious
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