Goat Simulator

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6.6

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  1. killingspree
    Apr 16, 2014
    10
    This is an amazing game with a world filled with many awesome things to do. It's better than any triple AAA title like any of the COD games and was created at a fraction of the cost. There's tons of achievements and months worth of content. Get it now!
  2. DukeJon
    Apr 4, 2014
    10
    All my life I dreamed of what it would be like to be a goat. I dream no more. This has to be the "Citizen Kane" of the video-game medium. Yes, Goat Simulator is truly the apex of gaming. More moving that "The last of us". Cuter than Mario. Faster than Sonic. More badass than COD. After playing this, you need never bother with another game again. It's got it all here. It's *that* good. StopAll my life I dreamed of what it would be like to be a goat. I dream no more. This has to be the "Citizen Kane" of the video-game medium. Yes, Goat Simulator is truly the apex of gaming. More moving that "The last of us". Cuter than Mario. Faster than Sonic. More badass than COD. After playing this, you need never bother with another game again. It's got it all here. It's *that* good. Stop reading these words and just buy it.… Expand
  3. Dustile
    Apr 4, 2014
    10
    You must understand the humor behind the game to enjoy the game. I'd suggest watching videos first to see if the humor is your kind of humor. My son can't stop laughing, given that I'd say it was an excellent purchase. Some other reviewers just don't seem to get that. I don't know what they expected. I also doubt they watched videos fisrt.
  4. Xsonic
    Apr 4, 2014
    10
    BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED. PERIOD. This surpassed all my expectations of an indie game, beating all other AAA titles including all genres such as RTS, FPS, RPG. The dawn of a new age of gaming has arrived.
  5. Hckngrtfakt
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    All these wanna-be critics giving bad reviews to the game are actually missing the point of this game.
    Don't give into their stupidity and pretentious wording, this game is well worth its price, and is definitely fun.
  6. BadTowers1990
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    It's pathetic that this game has less than an 80 from professional reviewers. It's like they are incapable of taking a joke these days. Regardless, this game is loads of fun to play with friends around and laugh about the silly stuff that happens. The fact that it has steam workshop behind it definitely helps too. Ignore the "professional reviewers." This game is fantastic for the price you pay.
  7. blackcowboy
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Game...of...the...year....!!??!! a most buy for all that love humor and fun and want to see at goat fly a jetpack or become king of all goats.

    12/10
  8. CriticoDubioso
    Apr 6, 2014
    10
    This is a master piece of art that should not be called as a game and sold at such a low price. Come on, indie fanboys, rate this game as high as possible!!!! This represents the future of gaming, the booming of PC gaming standards! This is a war between old-fashioned PC gaming and drastic innovation with emphasis on player experience. Time has come, the day of PC renovation has arrived.This is a master piece of art that should not be called as a game and sold at such a low price. Come on, indie fanboys, rate this game as high as possible!!!! This represents the future of gaming, the booming of PC gaming standards! This is a war between old-fashioned PC gaming and drastic innovation with emphasis on player experience. Time has come, the day of PC renovation has arrived. Don't listen to the classic gamers, believe in yourself. All hail the prosperity of Coffee Stain Studios !… Expand
  9. Fetacritic
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    I always wanted to be a goat that can pull cars around with its tongue. I hope there will be a patch that adds Oculus Rift support and first person view in the future!
  10. Commodent
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game has truly given me a deeper perspective of life. It has it all, a magnificent story that speaks straight to your heart, stunning voice acting (baaaa), and a wide room for exploration.
  11. Peikkonaama
    Apr 27, 2014
    10
    An unique masterpiece for those who dare to venture into a life of a goat. Take away 10 points if you do not have the nerve and are a serious-attitude-pants-pussu.
  12. Swayvill
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This is the game that all fans of realistic goat simulation have been waiting for! I graduated from biology & now work as a farmer at a goat farm and I have to applaud the game's simulation. Very realistic, very fun, very engaging simulator overall..
  13. Siperfire
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    I was in a deep depression. My life seemed to be going nowhere. Then, I'm perusing the internet and I see goat simulator. I begin to weep, partially out of happiness, and partially because I'll have to wait a few days. I instantly pre-order. Goat Simulator saved me. GOTY 10/10
  14. bradtheman123
    Jun 12, 2014
    10
    This game is unusually funny. Not only is it fun to play and mess around with but it also feels like you can do whatever you want (Mainly because you can do anything with the goat). I know this game is obviously going to get a lot of hate, because people think its a big waist of time. Oddly I think its one of the funniest, exciting, hilarious, and fun PC games out there. And possibly ever.
  15. PeppyPanda
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game is what it says it is. There is no next level ground breaking gameplay. They advertised exactly what it is. And for what it is it, it is great. These expert "critics" are being completely idiotic. It's like me giving Titanfall a 0/10 because it is a bad MMORPG...
  16. LaKillingFrenzy
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Infinite fun with user made custom maps. This game is absolute insanity. You could even say that is goat is GOTY. The abilities this goat has are amazing.
  17. kykinson
    Apr 3, 2014
    10
    Dont take this game too serious... Really this game is about a goat A DAMN GOAT. Well atleast it is the coolest goat I know and will ever know! for 10 bucks it is a cool gmae
  18. jelin
    Apr 12, 2014
    10
    This is not just a joke of April fool's day.

    It has so many details and mutators of goat, which is full of originality and humor. You can combine different mutators or lick some items to construct your own goat. Enjoy a individual live, a drastic disaster which cause by you:the goat. I thought it is just a silly, ridiculous game, whit a bad physics engine and some hilarious    This is not just a joke of April fool's day.

    It has so many details and mutators of goat, which is full of originality and humor.
    You can combine different mutators or lick some items to construct your own goat. Enjoy a individual live, a drastic disaster which cause by you:the goat.

    I thought it is just a silly, ridiculous game, whit a bad physics engine and some hilarious glitches, but I was wrong. It is well done, funny, and surprise you every moment. And of course, with some glitches.    … Expand
  19. lukinator1
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Every so often, a video game will transcend excellence and begin to soar into the empyrean of true philosophy. Goat simulator is such a game.

    10/10….
  20. Rome
    Jul 11, 2014
    10
    You guys complain about spending 10$ on a goat simulator, when you will happily pay about same for a menu at McDonalds or any other **** fast food chain. This game clearly does not advertise any lies or make promises it cannot hold. It even very clearly mentions a disclaimer which I'll bring here below just for the sake of it. I fail to see how you were not informed before you bought it.You guys complain about spending 10$ on a goat simulator, when you will happily pay about same for a menu at McDonalds or any other **** fast food chain. This game clearly does not advertise any lies or make promises it cannot hold. It even very clearly mentions a disclaimer which I'll bring here below just for the sake of it. I fail to see how you were not informed before you bought it. So stop whining ;)

    "Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat."

    OH and while I am at it, the developers also give you a neat description of the games key features. So, if the disclaimer was not enough to get it in your head what this games is about, the key features list really eradicates any doubt:

    - You can be a goat
    - Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
    - Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
    - MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
    - In-game physics that spazz out all the time
    - Seriously look at that goat's neck
    - You can be a goat    … Expand
  21. SirWalrus
    Apr 3, 2014
    10
    This is it.
    This is the best game in the universe.
    No better game will ever be created.
    We have hit the apex of gaming as a media form.
    Absolutely incredible.
  22. Rallandollo
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    The Best Game Ever Made in the History of Mankind!! Goat - all you ever wanted to be - a goat. Fulfill your deepest desire and make your most inner dreams come true by being simply a goat! A masterpiece beyond what you could have imagined!
  23. DudePakas
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This is the best game i've ever played in my life.I feel so good about being a goat and flying around.You have to try it out by yourself to know true happiness
  24. cv0rxs
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Лучшая первоапрельская шутка от геймдевов!! Это реально смешно и весело! Стоит поиграть хотя б 1н раз! Но не покупайте за полную стоимость, разработчики сами так говорят, ждите скидку.
  25. Arphiax
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This is by far the most splendid goat simulator I have ever played. It captures the running, jumping, licking, and headbutting essence of a real goat in a way that the other goat sims just don't deliver. If you have ever pondered about the daily life of a goat, look no further.
    Also includes the addictive mini game 'Flappy Goat' so this is like getting two games for the price of one.    This is by far the most splendid goat simulator I have ever played. It captures the running, jumping, licking, and headbutting essence of a real goat in a way that the other goat sims just don't deliver. If you have ever pondered about the daily life of a goat, look no further.
    Also includes the addictive mini game 'Flappy Goat' so this is like getting two games for the price of one.

    10/10 would goat it again.    … Expand
  26. drivewa-y
    Jun 13, 2014
    10
    Diremos que é um jogo ilógico onde tudo pode se acontecer, é tão rídiculo que chega a ser um ótimo jogo para se divertir e arrancar boas risadas,você pode fazer tudo oque lhe vier á cabeça!
  27. Schmidy
    Apr 9, 2014
    10
    The game was never meant to be serious. This is absolutely brilliant to blow off some mindless steam, people who have bought it and hated it obviously did not know the background of the game and are not worthy of reviewing it. Fantastic, Love it!!!
  28. xKindred
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    A masterpiece, that breaks the self imposed barriers of gaming narrative and ensnares the player with intelligent gameplay and brilliant A.I. Anyone wanting to tackle the same themes will have to be compared to Goat Simulators work in the future, and it won't be pretty.
  29. Wolfie49
    Apr 3, 2014
    10
    Goat Simulator is a game that is pure fun, and with the capability to be modded will give it a very long life. There is much to do in the game, and much funny antics to be had. The game is a nice cheap $10 which is nice. I would recommend it, and would I play it again? Goat/10
  30. ItsEdvinas
    Apr 6, 2014
    10
    What baaa it's okey Goat Simulator it's my life... And 2 nice Flappy Goat Bye flappy bird you its nod god. Very goof game buy for fanny life. 10/10

    ~ItsEdvinas
  31. AllHopeIsLost
    Apr 4, 2014
    10
    Well this is probably one of the most random games I have ever played and it is awesome! Other games are funny because of the story this is hilarious because it is just so random, from blowing up a petrol station to climbing a crane (yes a goat climbing a ladder!). I have only played 15 minutes of the game so far but it feels like I could easily kill hours just running around completingWell this is probably one of the most random games I have ever played and it is awesome! Other games are funny because of the story this is hilarious because it is just so random, from blowing up a petrol station to climbing a crane (yes a goat climbing a ladder!). I have only played 15 minutes of the game so far but it feels like I could easily kill hours just running around completing the in game challenges. Over all good graphics and really fun to play! Worth a buy at £6.99 on steam.… Expand
  32. Mikakater
    Apr 4, 2014
    10
    Game...of...the...year....!!!!!!! It makes so much fun, there are so many Easter Eggs in this Game and so many Secrets. Absolutely incredible.

    10/10
  33. Ihuarraquax
    Jun 3, 2014
    10
    Goat Simulator is an unusual game. In this game you can run aimlessly, destroy cars, licking everything, use ragdoll and turn on slow motion. Thanks to the game I know that a goat's lick is infinitely long. Music is depending on dynamism of action. There is extremely many bugs but it adds the charm to the game. I really recommend Goat Simulator to everybody who wants to rolling on theGoat Simulator is an unusual game. In this game you can run aimlessly, destroy cars, licking everything, use ragdoll and turn on slow motion. Thanks to the game I know that a goat's lick is infinitely long. Music is depending on dynamism of action. There is extremely many bugs but it adds the charm to the game. I really recommend Goat Simulator to everybody who wants to rolling on the floor laughing.… Expand
  34. sexyGui
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Probably the big publishers paid the specialist reviewers to downvote this masterpiece. I just want to know in what game you can act as a Goat... Huh? GTA V? Red Dead Redemption? The Last of Us? C'mon, you're always a stupid human!

    Goat Simulator is symmetrical and give us a unique experience that everyone deserves to have. Seriously -- we have real open world here and funness    Probably the big publishers paid the specialist reviewers to downvote this masterpiece. I just want to know in what game you can act as a Goat... Huh? GTA V? Red Dead Redemption? The Last of Us? C'mon, you're always a stupid human!

    Goat Simulator is symmetrical and give us a unique experience that everyone deserves to have. Seriously -- we have real open world here and funness everywhere.

    MUST BUY.

    GOTY 2014.

    10/10.    … Expand
  35. Alpacalypse
    Apr 15, 2014
    10
    Goat Simulator is meant to be taken sarcastically. All of you idiots who treat it as a serious mlg CoD game can **** off. It's fun, it's hilarious, and it should be taken lightly. It's a creativity tool. And it does that perfectly. But, 10 dollars for this type of game is stankeh. It isn't worth the 10 dollars. It should be 5, like Gmod. Maybe even 4.
    It still gets a 10 because I have    Goat Simulator is meant to be taken sarcastically. All of you idiots who treat it as a serious mlg CoD game can **** off. It's fun, it's hilarious, and it should be taken lightly. It's a creativity tool. And it does that perfectly. But, 10 dollars for this type of game is stankeh. It isn't worth the 10 dollars. It should be 5, like Gmod. Maybe even 4.
    It still gets a 10 because I have disposable income so **** you.
    Yeah. And, demon goat.
    Definitely my GOATY of 2015.    … Expand
  36. supersiucune
    Jun 6, 2014
    10
    This game is meant to be a joke. People complain oh the games is to broke to play even when the devs said it is meant to be buggy. I would give this game a good review anyday because it is funny and enjoyable. There are plenty of things to do such as lick humans, fly jetpacks and so on. The update added way more stuff including a whole new map with much more to do and more goats to play. AThis game is meant to be a joke. People complain oh the games is to broke to play even when the devs said it is meant to be buggy. I would give this game a good review anyday because it is funny and enjoyable. There are plenty of things to do such as lick humans, fly jetpacks and so on. The update added way more stuff including a whole new map with much more to do and more goats to play. A whole new cast of collectibles to keep you playing. Thus Goat Simulator is a great game and is worth the 10 price tag. Good Job Coffee stain, I am proud.… Expand
  37. concentrate
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    I'd give this game an 11 if I could. I really do love this game but I think I'll wait for the GOATY version to come out. Always wanted to be a goat but never could.
  38. Bionova
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Goat Simulator?

    BEST GAME EVER. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history. Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an    Goat Simulator?

    BEST GAME EVER.

    Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

    Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

    Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.    … Expand
  39. xXGaming101Xx
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Altough Goat Simulator is a small game with no real objective it's map is packed with cool things to do with some hidden secrets here and there. It is definitely worth the 10 dollar price tag . Soon enough many people can make new stuff using the steam workshop which adds to the amount of content e.g new maps, challenges etc...
  40. Chocants
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game is truly wonderful and deserves far more appreciation; its so much fun to play and completely random. What more would you want from a game; being a goat, Ostrich and even a Giraffe..
  41. Dombeeduck
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Quite possibly the most creative and most interesting game to come out of this year so far. Combining all the ridiculousness of the earlier tony hawk games gave with the fact that you're a goat its hard not to enjoy yourself and have a good laugh while playing this wacky game. Goat simulator is what I want more of out of games: Goofiness that I can sit down and laugh at instead of theQuite possibly the most creative and most interesting game to come out of this year so far. Combining all the ridiculousness of the earlier tony hawk games gave with the fact that you're a goat its hard not to enjoy yourself and have a good laugh while playing this wacky game. Goat simulator is what I want more of out of games: Goofiness that I can sit down and laugh at instead of the "serious grittiness" that a lot of modern games have that bore me to tears.… Expand
  42. tomblake_0418
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    For only $9.99 you can experience this life changing masterpiece. More goats for your dollar than any other game I know of. These days there is a dire lack of goats as a protagonist/antagonist in video games. It's awesome that Coffeestain Studios decided to fill in this niche and represent goats for the first time in the industry.
  43. commandajake
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game has fully trained and prepared me and I feel that I am now ready for my new life of pursuing a career as a full time goat. 10/10 GoatOTY best game ever.
  44. wowfranku
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This game is simply spectacular. If you do not own it it's your loss.

    Goat goes baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
  45. FridgeMaster
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    This is probably the greatest demonstration of the internet's influence : A Youtube video actually turned into a real game within a few months. Now if you're being an **** saying that this isn't as realistic looking as other AAA titles or whines about how shortly you can go through the game, please read the steam store page again and slap yourself in the face for not being able to readThis is probably the greatest demonstration of the internet's influence : A Youtube video actually turned into a real game within a few months. Now if you're being an **** saying that this isn't as realistic looking as other AAA titles or whines about how shortly you can go through the game, please read the steam store page again and slap yourself in the face for not being able to read properly.

    I, for one, am glad that Coffee Stain Studios actually went through the trouble of making this. And to be honest, I haven't had such a great time playing a game in ages.    … Expand
  46. PyschoGoat
    Apr 1, 2014
    10
    Expected a laugh and the game delivered. Cannot wait for the community of modders to fully expand this revolutionary game. Well worth whatever you pay for it.
  47. riktw
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    This game has everything, goats, jetpacks, demons and more. It's a brilliant achievement of mankind and the creator of the game should get a Nobel peace price. Send this to all the world leaders and world peace shall be achieved.
  48. diggerjohn111
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Funny. Funny. Funny. This game is a welcomed break from the cookie-cutter mmos, banal fantasy games and cash-in sports titles. The one bad thing about the title is that it is too short, but it is very re-playable and there is already a small but growing modding community of fans. For $10, this game is worth every dime, and is so full of laughs that your ribs will ache for days. I highlyFunny. Funny. Funny. This game is a welcomed break from the cookie-cutter mmos, banal fantasy games and cash-in sports titles. The one bad thing about the title is that it is too short, but it is very re-playable and there is already a small but growing modding community of fans. For $10, this game is worth every dime, and is so full of laughs that your ribs will ache for days. I highly recommend this game to anyone with a sense of humour and a desire to channel their inner goat.… Expand
  49. VukBrankovic
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    This is probably the most creative game released since Portal. It makes no sense, it is **** crazy, and it is tons of fun. Its strength is its random insanity and lack of any real substance. It is easily worth $10 for the humor.
  50. Timmitei
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    This game is absolutely retarded which is why I love it. It's the perfect game for those people who like satirical comedy, as long as they don't mind it being a little dark.
  51. Del-Buzzards
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    BAAAAAAAAa! .
  52. wadewilsongamin
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    This is an amazing game don't ever listen to bad critics #Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 10/10 amazing game play MICHAEL BAY!
  53. EverythingGucci
    Apr 2, 2014
    10
    Siggity swooty i love Baaaing my way to becoming a goat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  54. frozenhand
    Apr 4, 2014
    10
    Life isn't about goals and rules, its about being stupid, sticking out your head, and ramming your horns into absolutely everything in sight.
    I'm proud to say that, thanks to this game, I have accepted satan into my heart.
  55. fvafvrtbhnartbn
    Apr 5, 2014
    10
    Goat Simulator is an excellent depiction of what I would imagine a goat's life to be like, while remaining very entertaining. I also think this game has a lot of modding potential, perhaps adding a goat multiplayer where two teams of goats fight each other using the object around them (COD Goats).

    The graphics are ground breaking, no game could ever match the level of detail this game    Goat Simulator is an excellent depiction of what I would imagine a goat's life to be like, while remaining very entertaining. I also think this game has a lot of modding potential, perhaps adding a goat multiplayer where two teams of goats fight each other using the object around them (COD Goats).

    The graphics are ground breaking, no game could ever match the level of detail this game has. It's also almost bug free. if you haven't noticed because you're an insect, goats always have their heads in things so this is accurate and intentional, NOT A BUG.

    With all seriousness, goat simulator is a great way to kill a few hours and is very enjoyable for those few hours. I think $9 is a very good price for this.    … Expand
  56. AwesomePossum
    Apr 6, 2014
    10
    If you're looking for a polished game with a deep story, don't buy this. This is an amazingly fun experience not made to be taken seriously, but to be enjoyed. There's many secrets and fun little challenges that keep you playing long enough for people to mod new levels in with workshop. Although it doesn't have all that much content now, there are already mods being made.
  57. UberTony
    Apr 9, 2014
    10
    This is truly the most exciting game of the year. Screw the Stick of Truth, screw Dark Souls II, THIS is the best game of the year. No, decade. This is truly... GOATY
  58. Gamezofthedayz
    Apr 10, 2014
    10
    4 words... Best game ever made
    I don't have any words for this game it's just awesome awesome and even more awesome
    Between us did you ever wan't to be a freaking goat... Yes thats also what i thought yes ofcourse
  59. Smask1212
    Apr 12, 2014
    10
    This game is the best Simulation game this year! Goat Simulator open doors for a new kind of Simulation games. Best game by Coffee Stain Studios, more of this games will be awesome :)
  60. RangerRivet
    Apr 13, 2014
    10
    The problem with this game is... nothing. Everyone whining that it's not funny - well you don't get the sense of humor the game presents. Saying it's only worth 10 minutes, well you haven't explored everything. I see plenty of youtubers play for 30+ minutes, and at the end of that they're still having a great laugh. You don't need to be so uptight and butthurt about a video game because itThe problem with this game is... nothing. Everyone whining that it's not funny - well you don't get the sense of humor the game presents. Saying it's only worth 10 minutes, well you haven't explored everything. I see plenty of youtubers play for 30+ minutes, and at the end of that they're still having a great laugh. You don't need to be so uptight and butthurt about a video game because it doesn't have cutting edge graphics or teeth-gritting action. IT'S A GOAT SIMULATOR, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT PEOPLE?… Expand
  61. degankaczor
    Apr 18, 2014
    10
    This is a good game, it has the latest and best goat simulation technology plus the neck is just spastic , if u want a game that simulates a goat, you should buy this game
  62. cuberandgamer
    Apr 24, 2014
    10
    I love this game, we need an ogre simulator. It can have shrek as a playable character. I love shrek. We need an ogre simulator becuase shrek is oops im almost out of characte-
  63. gogopiza
    May 16, 2014
    10
    wow!!!!11 best game ever!!!! should not sell on this low price...
    so liked it!!!!!! i want to marry this game!!!! every time when it's boring you can take this game and pass your **** time just the best game you could ever play...
  64. ACTPOHABT
    May 18, 2014
    10
    10/10 game of the year! You can do everything what you want! Physics? Who needs it? The same GOAT SIMULATOR! They are specifically don`t repaired bugs. Clear?
  65. 0aky
    May 28, 2014
    10
    It is what all gamers have always wanted a super realistic sim where you can be a goat as he lives his normal boring life as a goat.

    Just kidding it is pretty much the complete opposite but you know what it is some of the most fun I have had with a video game since saints row 4 and that is saying something. It may be a buggy mess but it dose what it set out to do which is provide you    It is what all gamers have always wanted a super realistic sim where you can be a goat as he lives his normal boring life as a goat.

    Just kidding it is pretty much the complete opposite but you know what it is some of the most fun I have had with a video game since saints row 4 and that is saying something. It may be a buggy mess but it dose what it set out to do which is provide you with a great hilarious and fun experience.    … Expand
  66. MissMistress
    Jun 3, 2014
    10
    The game is great and its lots of fun to play. even though it is 10$ its great to be able to support the team that put it together for people to enjoy :)
  67. BROstoise
    Jun 3, 2014
    10
    Literally the best game I have ever played. It blows Ocarina of Time and GTA IV out of the water. You can preform satanic rituals. That, and the ability to be a goat is anything anyone would ever want in a game. 10/10 game of the millennium.
  68. MAXHALO369
    Jun 4, 2014
    10
    OMG! This r the greatest game evr! u guyz serisly need to play dis game. like naow! LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
  69. Zero00
    Jun 14, 2014
    10
    This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is ADVANCED STUPID. You are a freaking goat that blows **** up!!! Some say that it is a 10 minute laugh and it kinda is but it will keep coming back whenever your bored.
  70. snow_whites_vag
    Jul 10, 2014
    10
    - b d-pressed
    - b slash wrists all nite long
    - all of sudden see goat 4.99 on staem - wow - download game on staem - feel happiness and tru bliss over cum u - its radient and transenndent, it is more bootiful than all the flowers n the world could ever b - ssee city wow - float over city float over life - be goat wow - destroy wow - b happy 4 rest of ur life goat is love,    - b d-pressed
    - b slash wrists all nite long
    - all of sudden see goat 4.99 on staem
    - wow
    - download game on staem
    - feel happiness and tru bliss over cum u
    - its radient and transenndent, it is more bootiful than all the flowers n the world could ever b
    - ssee city wow
    - float over city float over life
    - be goat wow
    - destroy wow
    - b happy 4 rest of ur life

    goat is love, goat is life
    goty 11/10 wow
    changed my life 4 ever with ur bootiful message    … Expand
  71. ricky1121
    Oct 19, 2014
    10
    Goat Simulator is so hilarious that it deserves more than a 10. The randomness sometimes is just so funny, which makes this game enjoyable. The new area in the world makes for more gameplay.
  72. angelyan13
    Nov 14, 2014
    10
    Very Funny Game ! I'm lovin't !
    The goat can lick everything it see , and fly fly fly !
    If you interested to goat , then you must try it ! hahahaha !
  73. Thehudthestud
    Dec 15, 2014
    10
    GOATS MAN GOATS who the hell in this world wouldn't want to play this game, it is hilarious and kept me going for hours, I now know what it is like to be a goat and due to its superb voice acting I have learned to BAAAA like a pro.
  74. IGN_Reviews
    Mar 28, 2015
    10
    This is among the best games ever made showeing everyone once and for all that vidio games are art. Hours or Days or maybe even Years of fun. After after starting this game you will never want to shut of your computer ever. When you play your reaction will be LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOOO and TROLOLOLOLOLO as you troll people in a beautifully desined word. I recoment checking out this game atThis is among the best games ever made showeing everyone once and for all that vidio games are art. Hours or Days or maybe even Years of fun. After after starting this game you will never want to shut of your computer ever. When you play your reaction will be LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOOOO and TROLOLOLOLOLO as you troll people in a beautifully desined word. I recoment checking out this game at Pewdiepies channel he is the best youtuber (brofist)

    10/10 IGN_Reviews    … Expand
  75. Rockstar1
    Jul 5, 2015
    10
    Love this game and so does my son! Infact he's the one who got me playing it! We are having a goat simulator birthday party for him and his halloween costume this year will be none other than a look a like goat off the game. Not sure what the problem is with the people leaving **** reviews, but definately worth the money because its a really cool and entertaining game!
  76. bronycakes
    Oct 17, 2015
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. very fun loved being the rainbow goat and destroying everything unlocking things was fun and easy big world to explore could play it for hours and when you press one you go (baaaaaaa) lol that was funny or dragging a alien though town no one cared… Expand
  77. CyberRobotnix
    May 17, 2018
    10
    This game is a living meme which makes it deserve a 10/10.
    Go play it, or pirate it, then you are going to have a good laugh for a while.
  78. EveryLevel
    Jan 25, 2022
    10
    126 Hr and I have never played this game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids loved it thou.
  79. Chaosfahrer44
    Jun 1, 2021
    10
    10/10 Story
    10/10 Storytelling
    10/10 Characters
    10/10 Graphics
    10/10 Map
    10/10 Port

    There is no reason to avoid this Game. Its a truly masterpiece. Goat Simulator is more Worth than this trash games called „Super Mario 64“ „Resident Evil 4“ „Gta 5“. These Trash Games are super buggy and cheap.
  80. BOGOMEGO49
    Jul 17, 2020
    10
    Gioco stupendo, il miglior gioco mai giocato, storia e gameplay da paura, Tlou2 spostati proprio
  81. Tomsn
    Oct 12, 2022
    10
    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  82. LT_Gruber
    Dec 11, 2022
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Epic, just epic.

    Goat Simulator feels like one big joke of a game and surely does not take itself seriously. I cannot even imagine how you can come up with this and how you turn a normal everyday animal into a video game. But they did, and it works!

    If you take a simple look at the game, it is nothing more than a square sandbox in which you can screw things and people up as a goat. You earn and unlock mutators for even more carnage and madness like flying, spawn goats, build blocks Minecraft style and many, many more. Normally this type of games bore me pretty quick because there is no end goal or clear end to the game. But because the game as one hundred and twenty-four achievements, requiring you to do certain things and interacting with the world and the various secrets and Easter eggs, I automatically got a purpose to play the crap out of this game. It also gave me a full tour throughout all the crazy and hilarious stuff in this godforsaken piece of glitch. Going for the achievements is the way to go to fully explore everything and feeling that what you do matters.

    The graphics for Goat Simulator are fair and are not that bad to look at, the music is hilarious, it is silly, and it is perfectly fitting for the game you are playing. Once again you can see that the developers wanted to state that this game is not to be taken seriously. The physics in this game are broken and out of control but this is to be expected and Goat Simulator is the one game that can pull this without complaints. It fits the experience.

    Sometimes I was really focused, I tried to get a certain objective and then when I looked at my character, I forgot that I was playing as a freaking goat. It is just the magic of this game.

    Goat Simulator has many, many references, Easter eggs and parodies on other video games and movies. They are hilarious. Mainly because the realization kicks in that it is a freaking goat which is now the super star of that movie or game part. You can clearly see that the developers had the best of times when creating this thing.

    There are three DLC’s available for this game and all three of them are totally worth it. They have all the same humour, crazy mutators and NPC’s and add cool new features like the apocalypse, a goat in space, flying in a freaking spaceship with the worst controls god ever created and “pranking” people instead of doing heist in the Payday DLC. Definitely recommend the various DLC’s. The MMO simulator is perhaps one of the best. You get the feeling that you are in World of Warcraft, the fake chat and players in the game had me fooled for nearly two hours and once again, the references and parodies on other video games were fun.

    Even though you must not take this game seriously, I wanted to make a special note for the Flappy Goat achievement (score 10 points in Flappy Goat). It has been a long time that I attempted and got an achievement this horrendous. I thought I was cured from my gamers rage but that one got it back in full swing.

    Definitely recommend this gem.    … Expand
  83. Dimocracy
    Jul 6, 2023
    10
    The best game in the universe with the most intricate plot, there is no deeper plot anywhere.
  84. TJarnold92
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    It's fun, quirky, goofy, and has an appropriate price tag.

    No, this isn't Skyrim or Battlefield, but it knows what it is (a pointless game with an ever more pointless goal, to be a goat) and performs that to it's best degree.
  85. Pelu
    Apr 20, 2014
    9
    1. Get yourself a hangover
    2. Gather up with 2 or 3 friends.
    3. Acquire some beers
    4. Have tons of fun for 2 hours.

    The area is small, but there was actually a decent amount of "quests" for a joke game like this. The quests give you more stupid stuff that get the physics even more crazier.
  86. darthpoopies
    May 5, 2014
    9
    If you like games that are purposely glitchy and sandbox open world (small world at the moment), this game is really fun. There's no real point to it other than doing things to gather trophies, but its simply fun. its a nice break since its causal
  87. Trebek
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    This game is a delightful romp and at only $9.99 it was a better value than a lot of the F2P junk that comes out these days (like Mechwarrior Online... yuck...).

    It's funny, it's silly, it's buggy, it's goaty - it does everything it say on the tin.
  88. Grimmherz
    Apr 4, 2014
    9
    How are people seriously upset about this game? What did you really expect it to be? This game is fun as hell and it's the best Goat simulator I have ever played. I really feel like I'm a goat.
  89. liuby33
    Apr 22, 2014
    9
    I won't give it a 10 because it of course doesn't deserve a 10. But I won't give anything low because this game is essentially brilliant.

    A game should give people who plays it a very good time, either memorable, fun, challenging, mind-blowing, any kind. Goat simulator is a legend that could not likely be re-written in a few years: It is a 10-dollar pack of jokes that would keep you    I won't give it a 10 because it of course doesn't deserve a 10. But I won't give anything low because this game is essentially brilliant.

    A game should give people who plays it a very good time, either memorable, fun, challenging, mind-blowing, any kind. Goat simulator is a legend that could not likely be re-written in a few years: It is a 10-dollar pack of jokes that would keep you happy for a few days. What else do you want from the money? You cannot put a price on your smile.    … Expand
  90. S3XYBEAST
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    this game is a masterpiece of the modern times it shows how far we have come as a species.i had a goat experience with this game .i felt like an actual goat living the goat life.
  91. head_exploder
    May 2, 2014
    9
    I love this game. It is one of... no... THE funniest game ever. What is more fun than watching so many strong things getting owned by a goat? I mean, headbutting a car and it instantly blows up? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA HA
  92. Anoukshuk
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    If you have been looking for the best product available in terms of simulation of 'Capra aegagrus hircus' - or the domestic goat, look no further. This simulator manages to avoid all the traps of confusing the representation with that of the inferior 'Ovis aries, or sheep (after all, goats tend to display less clumping behavior than sheep). Instead, Goat Simulator focuses on the uniqueIf you have been looking for the best product available in terms of simulation of 'Capra aegagrus hircus' - or the domestic goat, look no further. This simulator manages to avoid all the traps of confusing the representation with that of the inferior 'Ovis aries, or sheep (after all, goats tend to display less clumping behavior than sheep). Instead, Goat Simulator focuses on the unique skills and abilities of the independent goat, such as jumping and licking, but allows for some freedom of interpretation to enhance the overall experience of being a goat.
    All in all, Goat Simulator will finally satisfy the high demand for goat simulation we have seen in today's market.    … Expand
  93. afiddler
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    This is truly the best sandbox game I have ever played. I am greatly looking forward to the integration of Steam Workshop support for this title. Goat.
  94. Hercuhorse
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    There are very few games that let you do whatever you feel like at any given moment. Sure you can't drive a car, but you can blow it up by headbutting it. If you're looking for a good time rather than a long story, or have ever wanted to be a goat, this is your game.
  95. hogtap
    Apr 1, 2014
    9
    Out of what i played of the game, it was amazing! its a great game if you want to have fun and a good laugh. oh, and did i mention that its fun? I wish more developers made games like this.
  96. x10018ro
    Apr 3, 2014
    9
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The Goat Simulator is a really amusing sandbox game. It hasn't anything to do with a real goats life and that's good! Everytime you think this game gets boring you discover another crazy thing, like a giant wind tunnel, Demonic Goat Rituals or even UFO's. Started as a April Fool, ended up in a crazy beautiful game. PS.: And there are no bugs in this game, they're features.… Expand
  97. DeadBoom
    Apr 4, 2014
    9
    Very fun game, doesn't really tell you how to play and not clearly show u how to turn down the game quality for people who can't run it well (like me). I spent ages trying to figure out how to use the goats I unlocked but I finally found it in custom game. But it is a really good and fun game. 9/10 :)
  98. Kaosorer
    Apr 5, 2014
    9
    What can I say? It's great at being what it's meant to be: A glitchy mess that's insane. And it's fun, oh so very fun. I just have to say, if messing about with absolutely no goal (though there are challenges) is your thing, get the game, $10 isn't that bad. If you don't like games like that don't buy it. If you do buy it and like it, don't buy it, it's your fault, the creators told youWhat can I say? It's great at being what it's meant to be: A glitchy mess that's insane. And it's fun, oh so very fun. I just have to say, if messing about with absolutely no goal (though there are challenges) is your thing, get the game, $10 isn't that bad. If you don't like games like that don't buy it. If you do buy it and like it, don't buy it, it's your fault, the creators told you not to buy the game.… Expand
  99. MrAnagam
    May 2, 2014
    9
    Goat Simulator is an amazing game, it´s extremely glitchy but the company itself said that the game was made in less than 3 weeks, so the purpose of the game is to be buggy.
    The graphics: 8:5/10 (graphics are really good not the best of the best but good)
    Controls: 9.5/10 (Controls are simple, creative but there should more keys or the fact of adding controller support) Gameplay:    Goat Simulator is an amazing game, it´s extremely glitchy but the company itself said that the game was made in less than 3 weeks, so the purpose of the game is to be buggy.
    The graphics: 8:5/10 (graphics are really good not the best of the best but good)
    Controls: 9.5/10 (Controls are simple, creative but there should more keys or the fact of adding controller support)
    Gameplay: Smooth, nice, simple very glitchy but the game was made like that, just like Skate 3 the purpose of the game is being glicthy)
    Super cool game, a bigger map could made even more perfect.    … Expand
  100. Dragonogh
    May 11, 2014
    9
    The games is intended to be silly. If any other people are rating it less than a 5, then they are taking it too seriously. The game is humorous, and contains a lot of discovery, but it's a just a tiny bit inconsistent in some places; that doesn't matter. It's a still a fun game. The achievements are easy to get and it's fun to play for what it's worth.
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Mixed or average reviews - based on 39 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 11 out of 39
  2. Mixed: 23 out of 39
  3. Negative: 5 out of 39
  1. CD-Action
    Jun 28, 2014
    40
    The developers said out loud that Goat Simulator is not worth buying unless you come across their game on some sale. And they are right. [05/2014, p.69]
  2. Games Master UK
    Jun 7, 2014
    66
    Definitely funny, just not quite for long enough to sustain you, and the surrounding game is uneven. [July 2014, p.65]
  3. Hyper Magazine
    Jun 7, 2014
    100
    It's more than stupid, it's so moronic it becomes something almost sublime. [Issue#249, p.66]
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