Goat Simulator

 PC
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6.6

Mixed or average reviews- based on 978 Ratings

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  2. Mixed: 200 out of 978
  3. Negative: 260 out of 978

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  1. Rome
    Jul 11, 2014
    10
    You guys complain about spending 10$ on a goat simulator, when you will happily pay about same for a menu at McDonalds or any other **** fast food chain. This game clearly does not advertise any lies or make promises it cannot hold. It even very clearly mentions a disclaimer which I'll bring here below just for the sake of it. I fail to see how you were not informed before you bought it.You guys complain about spending 10$ on a goat simulator, when you will happily pay about same for a menu at McDonalds or any other **** fast food chain. This game clearly does not advertise any lies or make promises it cannot hold. It even very clearly mentions a disclaimer which I'll bring here below just for the sake of it. I fail to see how you were not informed before you bought it. So stop whining ;)

    "Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat."

    OH and while I am at it, the developers also give you a neat description of the games key features. So, if the disclaimer was not enough to get it in your head what this games is about, the key features list really eradicates any doubt:

    - You can be a goat
    - Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
    - Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
    - MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
    - In-game physics that spazz out all the time
    - Seriously look at that goat's neck
    - You can be a goat    … Expand
  2. drivewa-y
    Jun 13, 2014
    10
    Diremos que é um jogo ilógico onde tudo pode se acontecer, é tão rídiculo que chega a ser um ótimo jogo para se divertir e arrancar boas risadas,você pode fazer tudo oque lhe vier á cabeça!
  3. supersiucune
    Jun 6, 2014
    10
    This game is meant to be a joke. People complain oh the games is to broke to play even when the devs said it is meant to be buggy. I would give this game a good review anyday because it is funny and enjoyable. There are plenty of things to do such as lick humans, fly jetpacks and so on. The update added way more stuff including a whole new map with much more to do and more goats to play. AThis game is meant to be a joke. People complain oh the games is to broke to play even when the devs said it is meant to be buggy. I would give this game a good review anyday because it is funny and enjoyable. There are plenty of things to do such as lick humans, fly jetpacks and so on. The update added way more stuff including a whole new map with much more to do and more goats to play. A whole new cast of collectibles to keep you playing. Thus Goat Simulator is a great game and is worth the 10 price tag. Good Job Coffee stain, I am proud.… Expand
  4. MAXHALO369
    Jun 4, 2014
    10
    OMG! This r the greatest game evr! u guyz serisly need to play dis game. like naow! LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
  5. Zero00
    Jun 14, 2014
    10
    This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is ADVANCED STUPID. You are a freaking goat that blows **** up!!! Some say that it is a 10 minute laugh and it kinda is but it will keep coming back whenever your bored.
  6. angelyan13
    Nov 14, 2014
    10
    Very Funny Game ! I'm lovin't !
    The goat can lick everything it see , and fly fly fly !
    If you interested to goat , then you must try it ! hahahaha !
  7. Thehudthestud
    Dec 15, 2014
    10
    GOATS MAN GOATS who the hell in this world wouldn't want to play this game, it is hilarious and kept me going for hours, I now know what it is like to be a goat and due to its superb voice acting I have learned to BAAAA like a pro.
  8. Rockstar1
    Jul 5, 2015
    10
    Love this game and so does my son! Infact he's the one who got me playing it! We are having a goat simulator birthday party for him and his halloween costume this year will be none other than a look a like goat off the game. Not sure what the problem is with the people leaving **** reviews, but definately worth the money because its a really cool and entertaining game!
  9. bronycakes
    Oct 17, 2015
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. very fun loved being the rainbow goat and destroying everything unlocking things was fun and easy big world to explore could play it for hours and when you press one you go (baaaaaaa) lol that was funny or dragging a alien though town no one cared… Expand
  10. Killercaden
    Aug 9, 2016
    8
    Goat simulator is a hilarious game with a awesome feature of rag-dolling! all of the goats have there own "power" witch makes the game even funnier to play! There is also a lot of funny and fun DLC's! It will take me all day to name all of them!
  11. Equinox_
    Nov 8, 2017
    9
    Some people might take this game as a joke. I take it as a game where you do tasks and earn achievements. The enormous worlds pack with secrets make it a great time killer.
  12. CyberRobotnix
    May 17, 2018
    10
    This game is a living meme which makes it deserve a 10/10.
    Go play it, or pirate it, then you are going to have a good laugh for a while.
  13. Bluemoon045
    Aug 29, 2019
    8
    This game is magnificent and hilarious to play alone and in co-op. The game alone only features two large worlds to which offers enough to do to warrant putting countless hours into the game. There are also several inexpensive DLCs which offer even bigger and more interesting worlds which well worth the money. Overall this is a great game which anyone can appreciate, just don't expect jawThis game is magnificent and hilarious to play alone and in co-op. The game alone only features two large worlds to which offers enough to do to warrant putting countless hours into the game. There are also several inexpensive DLCs which offer even bigger and more interesting worlds which well worth the money. Overall this is a great game which anyone can appreciate, just don't expect jaw dropping graphics.… Expand
  14. EveryLevel
    Jan 25, 2022
    10
    126 Hr and I have never played this game. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids loved it thou.
  15. Chaosfahrer44
    Jun 1, 2021
    10
    10/10 Story
    10/10 Storytelling
    10/10 Characters
    10/10 Graphics
    10/10 Map
    10/10 Port

    There is no reason to avoid this Game. Its a truly masterpiece. Goat Simulator is more Worth than this trash games called „Super Mario 64“ „Resident Evil 4“ „Gta 5“. These Trash Games are super buggy and cheap.
  16. BOGOMEGO49
    Jul 17, 2020
    10
    Gioco stupendo, il miglior gioco mai giocato, storia e gameplay da paura, Tlou2 spostati proprio
  17. BenzoSt
    Jul 12, 2022
    8
    The sheer realism of this game just goes to show how far computer technology has come. And if a simulation that feels so profoundly real can run on my modest desktop computer, I find myself contemplating that perhaps ... perhaps we ARE living in the Matrix! Do you know goat-fu?
  18. KrazyKoen
    Jun 12, 2022
    8
    Its a cheap game with quite a bit of content, good humor, and mechanics that, while very glitchy, provide a lot of laughs and replay value. I've spent over 150 hours playing this game so I'd say its worth 10 bucks
  19. GoldenGamer30
    Jul 28, 2022
    8
    This is a silly little game about playing as an all powerful goat, but what you wouldn’t expect is it being actually fun, which is what this game is. Sure it’s buggy as **** and has the graphics of a Nintendo 64 game, but the bugs add to the charm. I mean, watching a man fly 600 meters into the air because you poked him with your horn is ******* hilarious. The maps are decent sized, has aThis is a silly little game about playing as an all powerful goat, but what you wouldn’t expect is it being actually fun, which is what this game is. Sure it’s buggy as **** and has the graphics of a Nintendo 64 game, but the bugs add to the charm. I mean, watching a man fly 600 meters into the air because you poked him with your horn is ******* hilarious. The maps are decent sized, has a handful of things to do on the side, and runs fairly ok. Perfect game if you are bored and just want something to do. Also, you can find the TMNT gang in the sewers in the city map, so that’s something.… Expand
  20. Tomsn
    Oct 12, 2022
    10
    meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  21. LT_Gruber
    Dec 11, 2022
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Epic, just epic.

    Goat Simulator feels like one big joke of a game and surely does not take itself seriously. I cannot even imagine how you can come up with this and how you turn a normal everyday animal into a video game. But they did, and it works!

    If you take a simple look at the game, it is nothing more than a square sandbox in which you can screw things and people up as a goat. You earn and unlock mutators for even more carnage and madness like flying, spawn goats, build blocks Minecraft style and many, many more. Normally this type of games bore me pretty quick because there is no end goal or clear end to the game. But because the game as one hundred and twenty-four achievements, requiring you to do certain things and interacting with the world and the various secrets and Easter eggs, I automatically got a purpose to play the crap out of this game. It also gave me a full tour throughout all the crazy and hilarious stuff in this godforsaken piece of glitch. Going for the achievements is the way to go to fully explore everything and feeling that what you do matters.

    The graphics for Goat Simulator are fair and are not that bad to look at, the music is hilarious, it is silly, and it is perfectly fitting for the game you are playing. Once again you can see that the developers wanted to state that this game is not to be taken seriously. The physics in this game are broken and out of control but this is to be expected and Goat Simulator is the one game that can pull this without complaints. It fits the experience.

    Sometimes I was really focused, I tried to get a certain objective and then when I looked at my character, I forgot that I was playing as a freaking goat. It is just the magic of this game.

    Goat Simulator has many, many references, Easter eggs and parodies on other video games and movies. They are hilarious. Mainly because the realization kicks in that it is a freaking goat which is now the super star of that movie or game part. You can clearly see that the developers had the best of times when creating this thing.

    There are three DLC’s available for this game and all three of them are totally worth it. They have all the same humour, crazy mutators and NPC’s and add cool new features like the apocalypse, a goat in space, flying in a freaking spaceship with the worst controls god ever created and “pranking” people instead of doing heist in the Payday DLC. Definitely recommend the various DLC’s. The MMO simulator is perhaps one of the best. You get the feeling that you are in World of Warcraft, the fake chat and players in the game had me fooled for nearly two hours and once again, the references and parodies on other video games were fun.

    Even though you must not take this game seriously, I wanted to make a special note for the Flappy Goat achievement (score 10 points in Flappy Goat). It has been a long time that I attempted and got an achievement this horrendous. I thought I was cured from my gamers rage but that one got it back in full swing.

    Definitely recommend this gem.    … Expand
  22. CrazyMetacrit1c
    Apr 7, 2023
    9
    Goat simulator really has changed my life, as it has done good, i will say sorry to the fact that this game is kinda buggy, but i love it anyways, goat simulator is of the video games that i am the in with the most love with, it has everything i want, goats, disco party's, rag dolls, everything.
  23. Dimocracy
    Jul 6, 2023
    10
    The best game in the universe with the most intricate plot, there is no deeper plot anywhere.
  24. krashno
    Jul 6, 2023
    8
    Jeu plutôt drôle et fun, on ne s'ennuie pas et il y a beaucoup d'easter eggs et de choses à découvrir avec plusieurs Map et chèvres a découvrir.
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#29 Most Discussed PC Game of 2014
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#42 Most Shared PC Game of 2014

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62

Mixed or average reviews - based on 39 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 11 out of 39
  2. Mixed: 23 out of 39
  3. Negative: 5 out of 39
  1. CD-Action
    Jun 28, 2014
    40
    The developers said out loud that Goat Simulator is not worth buying unless you come across their game on some sale. And they are right. [05/2014, p.69]
  2. Games Master UK
    Jun 7, 2014
    66
    Definitely funny, just not quite for long enough to sustain you, and the surrounding game is uneven. [July 2014, p.65]
  3. Hyper Magazine
    Jun 7, 2014
    100
    It's more than stupid, it's so moronic it becomes something almost sublime. [Issue#249, p.66]
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