Genital Jousting

Genital Jousting is fun for a time–good for some laughs, good for a silly time with friends, and good for a long, hard think about how we represent masculinity and male genitalia. Its deserted online play and short story aren’t markers of something with long-lasting appeal.

Quotation forthcoming.

You might expect a collection of bad jokes about penises and that is what this is, with many fun minigames and a crazy story.

Absurdly rectacular: Genital Jousting presents itself as a satisfying quickie.

Genital Jousting is a hilarious multiplayer game about penises. It's also a walking simulator game about love and friendship starring a penis called Dick.

In its multiplayer aspect Genital Jousting is fun, as 'party mode' to enjoy with friends. I assure you that it is not so much fun when you play 'penetrate and cross your virtual penises' with strangers. The story mode is appreciated but it is very short and hardly playable. It is a delirious proposal with much merit. But without much future.

At its core, Genital Jousting is a decent and competent multiplayer game, but once you get your initial chuckles out of the way when it comes to its premise, it becomes clear that what you see on display isn’t really going to rise above “decent” and “competent.”

A good joke. Repeat it many times and it become boring very soon.

Genital Jousting is a stylish, unique game that doesn’t have the cojones to warrant its current market price. Bringing this game home will leave you feeling cheated and unsatisfied after spending some time in bed with it — but that doesn’t mean it’s a completely lost cause.