Genital Jousting

 PC
User Score
8.4

Generally favorable reviews- based on 69 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 55 out of 69
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 69
  3. Negative: 10 out of 69

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  1. Toastclaimer
    Feb 17, 2018
    8
    What one would expect to be a half-assed joke game turns out to be a cleverly written and constructed visual novel. If one ignores the constant presence of genitals the game has a well-crafted story that manages to be rather deep and engaging (no pun intended). Genital Joustings only mar is somewhat of an identity crisis as its title and gameplay attracts the wrong crowd and will easilyWhat one would expect to be a half-assed joke game turns out to be a cleverly written and constructed visual novel. If one ignores the constant presence of genitals the game has a well-crafted story that manages to be rather deep and engaging (no pun intended). Genital Joustings only mar is somewhat of an identity crisis as its title and gameplay attracts the wrong crowd and will easily turn away story lovers; this game is certainly not one to miss… Expand
  2. Emanoel
    Nov 28, 2016
    10
    This is a perfect game, much better than The Last Guardian or FFXV, this gonna be the erection of the industry and make the games horny again. Is a fun game to pass the time.
    11/10
  3. SrPepe
    Feb 9, 2018
    8
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  4. kenispenis
    Nov 27, 2016
    10
    Отличная игра, помогает расслабиться после тяжелого рабочего дня. Очень рекомендую замкнутым людям, умейте пустить других в ваш внутренний мир.
    10 проникновений из 10
  5. lorder21
    Nov 27, 2016
    10
    12/10 The best AAA progect it 2k16.

    The 5 tips for holding "Down" to access a menu is really fun, and I do ask a friend for help, but the "Down" still not work, though "Right" and "Left" can work fine. So now I can only swich between menus, and watch THOSE twist on my screen; cannot play; exit by task manager. Hope this can be fixed. PS: I've tried once in safe mode and it works, does    12/10 The best AAA progect it 2k16.

    The 5 tips for holding "Down" to access a menu is really fun, and I do ask a friend for help, but the "Down" still not work, though "Right" and "Left" can work fine. So now I can only swich between menus, and watch THOSE twist on my screen; cannot play; exit by task manager. Hope this can be fixed.
    PS: I've tried once in safe mode and it works, does it means the driver issue?

    LOGVINOW    … Expand
  6. Logvinow
    Nov 27, 2016
    10
    Best of the best title in the world.
    If you girl I recomend this game for fun.
    If you guy... you gay.

    69/10
    Penis this game top game best of Battlefield and call of duty
  7. defenz
    Aug 8, 2021
    4
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  8. twinkeywinkey
    Sep 19, 2019
    8
    The game provides a lot of laughter. A lot of funny game modes. A very original idea.
  9. PneisGaming
    Mar 16, 2021
    10
    Writing this review is not as hard as john's dick! The story mode penetrates your mind in the way a 14 years old boy thinks about life. Dicks are everywhere, even the females are big phalluses. I enjoyed playing this game with my 5 roommates all night long. The penetration sound in this game is the best part besides all of the various ga(y)memodes.

    I would rate this game 69/100 points.    Writing this review is not as hard as john's dick! The story mode penetrates your mind in the way a 14 years old boy thinks about life. Dicks are everywhere, even the females are big phalluses. I enjoyed playing this game with my 5 roommates all night long. The penetration sound in this game is the best part besides all of the various ga(y)memodes.

    I would rate this game 69/100 points. Period! And no this game has no
    menstrual cycle.    … Expand
  10. dastankz
    Jul 15, 2021
    10
    Мен ойнаған ең жақсы, керемет ойын, әкем ұнады.
    мен оған 10/10 қойдым, онда бәрі жақсы

Awards & Rankings

25
#25 Most Shared PC Game of 2018

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Metascore
68

Mixed or average reviews - based on 15 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 15
  2. Mixed: 11 out of 15
  3. Negative: 0 out of 15
  1. GameStar
    Apr 3, 2018
    66
    Absurdly rectacular: Genital Jousting presents itself as a satisfying quickie.
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  2. CD-Action
    Apr 3, 2018
    70
    Penile jokes aside, Genital Jousting is based on an interesting idea and offers an exceptionally original single player campaign and a fun multiplayer component (that does however get stale after a while). [03/2018, p.72]
  3. The Overpowered Noobs
    Feb 12, 2018
    50
    Genital Jousting is a stylish, unique game that doesn’t have the cojones to warrant its current market price. Bringing this game home will leave you feeling cheated and unsatisfied after spending some time in bed with it — but that doesn’t mean it’s a completely lost cause.
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