William Bibbiani

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For 585 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 68% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 30% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

William Bibbiani's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 I Saw the TV Glow
Lowest review score: 1 Melania
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 72 out of 585
585 movie reviews
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 William Bibbiani
    It’s a pat retread of all the violence from the original film, with no emotional investment and no creativity in the mayhem department.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 41 William Bibbiani
    IF
    Krasinski’s film is a vague celebration of imagination and wonder, but it can’t imagine a world that makes sense or entertains, and that’s just not wonderful.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Ryusuke Hamaguchi is an expert at crafting films that subtly enthrall our minds, and this is just more proof.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 William Bibbiani
    It reaches inside your imagination and stirs it around, making new connections between familiar concepts. It’s not just great, it’s fascinating and revelatory.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    It’s a horror movie for people who want to watch a scary movie but are hanging out with someone who gets scared very easily, and so they decide to compromise. Not too scary, not too silly, not much of anything really, but not much to complain about either.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 William Bibbiani
    If you thought Jerry Seinfeld’s funniest moments were in his American Express ads, then Unfrosted is the film for you.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    A hodgepodge of exuberant stylistic flourishes and pop culture references, and while it’s often briefly entertaining, it’s never consistently anything except manic.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 45 William Bibbiani
    Even if a superior version of 'Rebel Moon' does come out eventually, that doesn’t make these versions any better, and they’re the only versions we have right now. They’re both shallow and generic space operas, distractingly derivative of better films while adding very little to the mix.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett’s latest film sharply combines multiple genres and tropes — a few of which are an actual surprise — and sculpts them into a bloody blast of a movie. Literally.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s a larger than life World War II thriller in the Guy Ritchie house style, and he strikes a fine, fun balance between the threat that the Nazis posed and the thrill of watching hunky heroes slaughter them at great length, then chuckle and smoke cigarettes and call each other 'old boy' about 50 million times.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Tells the story of Amy Winehouse but shows no passion in telling it and has nothing to say about the events that transpire. It’s the utter minimum of what a biopic can be.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    It’s filtering Vera Drew’s autobiographical story through the lens of contemporary popular culture, transforming her own life into myth while transforming corporatized IP into punk rock anarchy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 43 William Bibbiani
    The new movie’s twists can only exist if they don’t contradict the previous films, so only a few surprises are even possible and those surprises can only happen in unsurprising ways.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 84 William Bibbiani
    It’s no small compliment to say that 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire' is expertly crafted drivel.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    What it lacks in intelligence it makes up for with good vibes and great casting.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 51 William Bibbiani
    It takes a farcical premise and tries to find something meaningful to say about it. It doesn’t succeed, but the effort is worth analyzing.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    There’s an argument to be made, and I’m willing to make it, that Kung Fu Panda 4 is the best film in this series.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    This journey is more than just worthwhile. It’s powerful and it’s a joy.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Kaphar brings something special, narratively raw, but thematically refined to his first feature.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    An intimate and sensual and highly forking successful debut from Amrou Al-Kadhi.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    For a debut documentary filmmaker the former 'Xena: Warrior Princess' star makes tough choices and makes them boldly, and her film is more complicated and engrossing for it.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    An audacious film that completely obliterates the expectations of the musical biopic genre.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    100% pure Statham, and after many years where audiences had to settle for the diluted variety it’s a welcome return to form.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 51 William Bibbiani
    It just never goes far enough with its ridiculousness to reach pure entertainment, and it certainly can’t be taken seriously enough to justify its melodrama.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    Exactly the kind of insipid malarky superhero movies spent the last few decades trying to prove that they’re not.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 44 William Bibbiani
    It is simply what it is, and that is a hugely expensive but uninspired “Star Wars” knockoff with some thrilling action sequences, and some truly ugly moments that taint the entire thing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Admittedly, it’s pretty easy to consume Wonka. After all, it’s just a piece of candy. But it’s the kind of candy that would make Willy Wonka sick to his stomach. Wonka is the sort of safe and corporate product that the hero of Wonka says we shouldn’t settle for.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Leo
    The film can’t decide if it wants to be truly bizarre, which is when it’s funniest, or simple and sweet, when it’s the most dramatically effective. These aren’t the worst problems for a movie to have.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 William Bibbiani
    When 'The Banana Splits Movie' got there first, and did it slightly better, you’re in trouble.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 William Bibbiani
    There is a scene in 'The Exorcist' where the soul of Regan MacNeil writes 'Help me' in her own flesh, begging someone to save her from an exploitative entity. I suspect if you look closely enough at Green’s film you can see the soul of 'The Exorcist' crying out the same way.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Greutert’s film brings back the core elements that made these movies work. It’s an uncomplicated, effective horror thriller, even though it’s trapped itself in the past with nowhere else to go.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    The problem with describing a movie like The Nun II is that its many inane moments sound entertaining when you list them all on one page, but they’re so spread out through this movie that the entertainment is usually quite scarce.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    While “Aliens Abducted My Parents” can be a little rote, its greatest function isn’t as a delivery system for drama, or humor, or even coming-of-age clichés. This is one of those movies about young people where, regardless of whether you like it or find it a little bland, you’re grateful that it introduced you to these cast members.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    The Equalizer 3 is a remarkably stylish entry in the series, elevating a barebones story with Washington’s gravitas and Richardson’s uncanny cinematography. All things being equal(ized), it’s a relatively satisfying thriller.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Strays is trying to be offensive, and at some point it’ll probably hit your gag reflex (your mileage might vary on when), but it’s also very funny and, in its odd and exceptionally crude way, kinda sweet.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Tucked safely away from most of the cinematic universe shenanigans, Blue Beetle is a self-contained and smartly crafted film that ranks among the DCEU’s very best. Even though, admittedly, that doesn’t say nearly as much as it ought to.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 49 William Bibbiani
    It’s hard to imagine a film with less strength of conviction than The Flash, a time travel movie about why it’s bad to retcon the past, but which exists entirely to convince the audience that retconning the past, present and (potentially) the future of the DC superhero franchise is a super cool thing to do.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 97 William Bibbiani
    It’s a triumph of maximalist filmmaking, using in-your-face techniques to craft a gigantically intimate story. A wonder to behold, a shock to the senses, a thrill to one and all.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    No matter how frightening the individual moments may be, and no matter how impressive it is that we only ever see enough of the monster to excite our imagination, and no matter how exceptionally the eerie sound design turns out to be, The Boogeyman never quite gets under the skin.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    It’s a mismatched buddy comedy which tries — and sometimes succeeds — to tell an emotional story about processing failure and shame, but it doesn’t have anything terribly interesting to say about it.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Louis Leterrier’s installment does an impressive job of making all the old nonsense make a little bit of sense again. It’s got the absurd action sequences we’ve come to expect, but instead of following a small army of unstoppable heroes, Letterier’s film casts them as underdogs against an even more unstoppable villain.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    The Ghost of Richard Harris approaches Harris’ life and career with humility, frankness and good humor.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    For all the emotional resonance and action-packed blockbuster mayhem in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3, it’s still got a lot of impish nonsense, jarring tonal shifts, and enough morbidity and outright gore that it’s now abundantly clear that the PG-13 rating doesn’t mean anything more. This is a movie that will probably traumatize some kids and maybe a few adults.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 William Bibbiani
    When Shazam! Fury of the Gods tries to look like a big blockbuster action movie it comes across as perfunctory and soulless. The fury signifies nothing. The heart is where this movie’s home is.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s an engaging slasher movie amusement park ride – but just like any amusement park ride, it’s not as exhilarating the sixth time around, it probably won’t impress you with its subtext, and you can usually see the ending coming around the bend.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    Creed III may not have the pure, unadulterated power of the original “Rocky” or the original “Creed” but it’s a worthy follow-up that takes chances and makes the most of them. It’s a sharply produced and emotionally raw film, anchored by exciting performances and impressive writing.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Setting aside the half-baked characters and a plot so raw it’s probably got salmonella, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is staggeringly inept in surprisingly obvious ways.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 31 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film with violence but no edge, just a disturbing idea which plays out to a grim and unsatisfying conclusion, unexplored and uninteresting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    The Amazing Maurice just has a frustrating way of making smart ideas seem uninspired and funny jokes not funny. It’s all in the execution, and the executioner has their hood on backwards and keeps swinging the axe anyway.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Hyams’ film doesn’t make the most of its concept but, although it’s not a particularly interesting slasher, it is an efficient one. Fans of the genre will no doubt have a little fun with it. The fun just isn’t infectious.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    Most of this new House Party is relatively uninspired, a modest and mediocre comedy that relies more on its high-concept plot to capture the audience’s attention than on interesting characters or, you know, jokes.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    It’s an exciting picture, a smart picture, a fascinating picture, and a wonderfully weird picture.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Johnstone’s film captures the same alchemical blend of heart, humor and havoc you find only rarely, in crossover classics like “Gremlins,” and it yields more entertainment than most would-be blockbusters.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Scott Cooper has directed a film with a gimmicky premise but genuine dramatic weight, anchored by handsome filmmaking and striking performances.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    When Cameron’s film calms down, and the stunning imagery that cinematographer Russell Carpenter (“Titanic”) has created with the film’s enormous visual-effects team can linger for a while, the imagination and scope of Avatar: The Way of Water can occasionally feel quite magical.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 59 William Bibbiani
    Puss in Boots isn’t on a rousing adventure; he’s performing the fairy-tale equivalent of grasping at miracle cures while he’s dying from a terminal illness. And although the film is funny in fits and starts, and exciting in fits and starts, the ultimate takeaway is weirdly sobering.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    If you can get swept up in a big old-fashioned war picture, Devotion has some of the goods. It’s an incredibly handsome production, and the central performance by Jonathan Majors, as real-life aviator Jesse L. Brown, is layered and impressive.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It’s a diabolically odd horror comedy that keeps the giggles at a steady simmer until, eventually, they’re just right.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    Benson and Moorhead direct and shoot their film smartly, but their performances are what ground it and give it shape. It’s Benson’s moping alienation and Moorhead’s desperate need to believe in something — no matter how nonsensical, even if he knows he’s making it up himself — that resonate.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    It’s attractively filmed and, mostly, solidly performed, taking some historical liberties but otherwise getting the gist of the tale out in the open for new generations to discover and appreciate.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 William Bibbiani
    The film eventually provides some memorable gore but the ultimate conclusion is unconvincing and perfunctory.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It may not provide the rush of adrenaline that many people seek from their horror movies but Mr. Harrigan’s Phone is a smart and elegant piece of creepiness.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 92 William Bibbiani
    This isn’t just a great horror story; it’s genuinely scary. You may be able to recognize familiar elements in its DNA, but it’s mutated into something distinct and unsettling. What a showcase of shocks. What a devilish debut.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 45 William Bibbiani
    Zombie’s film, though clearly sweet and well-intentioned, seems only partially formed, a Frankenstein monster with only half the parts.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    Polsky’s film digs into the rot in his characters’ psyches for a time but gradually climbs back out again, perhaps in an attempt to put their madness in a larger context social context. But mostly the final act of the film comes across like clunky, though well-earned, moralizing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 65 William Bibbiani
    Medieval struggles as a work of historical fiction, but when the action mounts, it’s immersive and exciting.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Clerks III is serious to a minor fault and breezy to a minor fault. It’s got all the same laid-back, chill vibes cinema that Smith is well-known for, and the same immature approach to genuine maturity that he’s also known for, with a new sense of emotional severity that makes it harder to laugh than it probably should be.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 93 William Bibbiani
    Pearl isn’t just great; it retroactively makes its predecessor great, too. It’s a handsome and sad horror drama, with scenes and shots and performances that will make you wonder if you’re supposed to laugh, cry or shriek. Until you realize that the best part of this film is that you are absolutely supposed to do all three. And you probably will.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 24 William Bibbiani
    The whole film feels like filler, an empty space waiting to be padded with plot points, characters and jokes that are so generic it was incredibly easy to transform them into product placement.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Avery’s film is a solid piece of genre entertainment, grounded by excellent performances, and clever enough to find a new way to present the same old tropes. Like an old hunk of junk fixed and cleaned up, and made into something new again, and worth paying full price for.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    Beast is a toothsome survival thriller, competently crafted and engagingly realized. There are far worse ways to spend 93 minutes in a movie theater, but audiences hankering for something with some actual substance may be left feeling hungry on mane.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    James Ponsoldt (“The Spectacular Now”) keeps his film permanently trapped in a liminal space between childhood and adolescence, where magic is real but intangible and largely metaphoric.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 65 William Bibbiani
    Whether you laugh with I Love My Dad or never shake the queasy feeling in your stomach, Morosini’s film is remarkably sensitive and eerily confessional.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 94 William Bibbiani
    Prey is a glorious monster flick, a sly revisionist Western and a really cool “Predator” sequel for viewers who don’t mind a little fan service here and there.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    Although it’s extremely competent, it fails to add a new perspective to the story, or a distinctive approach to its telling.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 96 William Bibbiani
    It is an uncommon thrill to watch a charming film that comes by its charms organically. Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris knows that fluff is much more satisfying when it has depth, so you can truly sink into it and feel the overwhelming comfort.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 95 William Bibbiani
    Fire of Love is a wholly satisfying, overwhelming documentary, as disarming as it is explosive.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Gianolli’s grand adaptation isn’t just a wicked send-up and a sensual period piece; it’s a poignant reminder that everyone who thinks they’ve cleverly sussed out the wickedness of mass media is hundreds of years behind the rest of the history class. Like the best stories told about earlier times, “Lost Illusions” feels remarkably contemporary.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film about a bleak and cruel universe that is unkind to victims and eager to ignore reasonable pleas, a world that has a conscious and subconscious vendetta against women in general. It’s also a film that thinks it’s entirely possible to destroy that world, as terrifying as it is, and ultimately, it’s the movie’s principled strength that endures.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film full of boring conversations, daft sci-fi conceits, and confusing suspense, which add up to practically nothing. “Zero” indeed.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Although the film takes place in a dystopian near future, the story rarely reveals any meaningful information about how society functions after an environmental collapse, or indeed portrays hardly any scene as though it could take place only within the confines of Mondocane.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 23 William Bibbiani
    The new Firestarter is a lot like the old Firestarter, if the old Firestarter was duller, cheaper, and devoid of almost all meaning.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    “Pompo” reveals itself to be a film about why not every single thing you do as an artist is special, and how admitting that can lead to stronger, more efficient storytelling.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Charlotte may not take the utmost advantage of its material, but what it dares to tackle, it does so successfully, sadly, and memorably.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    As They Made Us is a very forgiving film about seemingly unforgivable pain, which is to say that it has been made with a lot of unconditional love.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 44 William Bibbiani
    While many of the subplots of “Secrets” fall flat or go nowhere (usually both), there are globetrotting sequences of political intrigue that sometimes make Yates’ latest foray play out like an exciting, fantastical espionage thriller.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    With striking scares, moody atmosphere, and impressive performances, You Are Not My Mother gradually reveals itself to be a wicked, wicked work of horror, with perhaps only a few unanswered questions holding it back from true greatness.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 61 William Bibbiani
    It’s a difficult world out there, so once in a while it sure is nice to just sit down with the family to watch a wholesome movie about a wholesome man, his wholesome dog, and their tireless, never-ending hunt for human corpses.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Sincere but uneven, professionally acted but amateurishly presented — there’s a lot to like about Family Squares, but there’s always something getting in the way of its intended impact.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    It’s remarkable how far McConnell’s film can coast on little more than novelty power, star power, and Doritos, but there’s no denying that “Studio 666” hits a wall after about an hour, and spends the next 50 minutes stumbling around in a daze.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    To some, a film with undeveloped themes, thin characters, and superficial gore might seem like a bad thing. To connoisseurs of the slasher genre, it’s all part of a well-balanced breakfast. Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s narrative efficiency and tight 81-minute running time make it an ideal delivery system for creative kills and memorable gore.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 76 William Bibbiani
    It’s a snack of a movie, not so much a full meal, and that’s OK. There’s a lot of energy in this film; more than enough to get you through your afternoon.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Absurd as it is, Moonfall represents yet another bold stroke of maximalist grandeur from a filmmaker who excels at making overwhelming chaos look beautiful.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 91 William Bibbiani
    Resurrection pushes about as far as it can possibly go, and the incredibly game cast supplies much of the pressure.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Writer-director Mariama Diallo’s debut feature Master doesn’t just blur the lines between the horror genre and institutionalized racism; it convincingly argues that there’s no meaningful difference.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    Mimi Cave knows how to captivate and how to repulse, usually at the same time. She knows how to make us laugh and hate ourselves for laughing. “Fresh” is a breakneck emotional roller coaster, and like many roller coasters, it’ll also make your stomach churn.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 93 William Bibbiani
    This new Scream is a killer. Smartly scary and scary smart, consistent with the history of this series but unafraid to piss off fans if it’s for the good of the story. This satire of requels may very well be the first requel done right. It’s a scream, baby.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 74 William Bibbiani
    If we absolutely must have another “Matrix” movie, if we can’t just let it be, then let it be this weird one. Let it be a film with an existential crisis. Let it be a film that’s half a nostalgia cash-in and half a biopic about a filmmaker who’s forced to make a nostalgia cash-in.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It’s a deeply personal documentary, candidly reflective and disinterested in flattery. It brings titans down to Earth.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 William Bibbiani
    “Welcome to Raccoon City” overstuffs itself with so many characters and plot points that nothing has room to develop. The pretty-good cast gets buried alive in a rushed and ill-conceived screenplay, and it doesn’t help that the film is murkily photographed and tonally dreary.

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