William Bibbiani

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For 605 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 67% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 31% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

William Bibbiani's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 100 I Saw the TV Glow
Lowest review score: 1 Melania
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 76 out of 605
605 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 45 William Bibbiani
    Isn’t so much a movie as it is a corporate merger with stabbings and wiener jokes. A shameless piece of self-congratulation, fueled by self-cannibalism.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    What’s clear is that as a stylist, Perkins is at the top of his game. Maybe even the top of anyone’s game. As a storyteller, he’s either a bold innovator or just slapping dream logic onto old-fashioned pulp.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 84 William Bibbiani
    For a sequel to a nearly 30-year-old movie, Twisters miraculously stands out against the modern blockbuster landscape. Just like Twister did back in 1996. It’s the rare legacy sequel done right.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Even though the conspiracy theory that NASA faked the moon landing is deeply and depressingly cynical, there isn’t an ounce of cynicism in Greg Berlanti’s sweet, comical and joyous film. “Fly Me to the Moon” uses great screenwriting and good old-fashioned star power to bring a far-fetched concept back down to Earth.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    If all you want is another Beverly Hills Cop, here it is. If you want a great new Beverly Hills Cop, keep waiting.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 41 William Bibbiani
    It’s almost worth watching for Zac Efron and Nicole Kidman’s magnetism alone. If by 'almost' you mean 'not really.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    The best that can be said for 'Day One' is that if this is your first A Quiet Place, you’ll probably get swept up in it, and want to watch the other two.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    Another star-making performance by Mia Goth — surely she’s a star now, right? How many star-making performances does it take? — and a trip back to the seedier side of a decade that’s been sanitized within an inch of its life by condescending corporate exploitation.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 51 William Bibbiani
    Summer Camp is not a particularly good movie but it’s the kind of movie that makes a film critic wonder what 'good' really is, anyway."
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Reminds those of us in similar situations that these painful paths are well traveled, and that the outward success we think might fill the holes in our souls usually turns out to be an excuse to push ourselves even harder. That’s why we cry sometimes when we’re lying in beds, just to get it all out, what’s in our heads.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 74 William Bibbiani
    This disturbing riff on 'The Country Girl' (the country ghoul?) never seems anything less than earnest and sometimes — all puns intended — a little confessional.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 77 William Bibbiani
    What’s worth taking away from the film is its peacefulness. There are moments of friendship and family and workplace camaraderie that are real and charming.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 William Bibbiani
    Kelsey Mann was able to expand on what seemed like a complete story in the original film and tell a new and potent one, and that’s impressive and commendable even though — like many Pixar films — it falls apart in the details.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    An impressive and nearly-comprehensive overview that will probably have something to teach almost everyone in the audience, regardless of how familiar they already are with the topic.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 74 William Bibbiani
    It’s Diane von Fürstenberg’s life and I’m not even sure the rest of us get to live in it. We’re just allowed to peek through the window and be dazzled.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 46 William Bibbiani
    The Watchers' isn’t very scary and it’s only interesting for as long as it’s an intellectual curiosity, and it’s not intellectual curiosity for the full 102-minute running time.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film that’s full of love, but it’s an unhealthy love that’s detached from reality and the movie seems detached as well. It’s too maudlin to convey its own moral complexity and too foreboding to be sentimental.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    There’s no escapism here, just like there’s no escape from our final repose. But there is a sense that how we face mortality matters, and that maybe — after watching this strange and wonderful film — we’ll be better equipped for that moment.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    The sort of feel good family film the House of Mouse used to know how to make before the middling box office for Mira Nair’s exquisite 'Queen of Katwe' made them panic and delete all their files on how to inspire young audiences.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 44 William Bibbiani
    Hidden somewhere beneath all the generic dialogue, embarrassing plot, mediocre action and oddly ineffective performances, there’s a good idea in Brad Peyton’s Atlas. It’s a shame the filmmakers never found it.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    When I say The Garfield Movie is the best Garfield movie, it’s going to sound like faint praise. Because it is. But faint praise is still praise.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 William Bibbiani
    It’s a pat retread of all the violence from the original film, with no emotional investment and no creativity in the mayhem department.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 41 William Bibbiani
    IF
    Krasinski’s film is a vague celebration of imagination and wonder, but it can’t imagine a world that makes sense or entertains, and that’s just not wonderful.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Ryusuke Hamaguchi is an expert at crafting films that subtly enthrall our minds, and this is just more proof.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 William Bibbiani
    It reaches inside your imagination and stirs it around, making new connections between familiar concepts. It’s not just great, it’s fascinating and revelatory.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    It’s a horror movie for people who want to watch a scary movie but are hanging out with someone who gets scared very easily, and so they decide to compromise. Not too scary, not too silly, not much of anything really, but not much to complain about either.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 William Bibbiani
    If you thought Jerry Seinfeld’s funniest moments were in his American Express ads, then Unfrosted is the film for you.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    A hodgepodge of exuberant stylistic flourishes and pop culture references, and while it’s often briefly entertaining, it’s never consistently anything except manic.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 45 William Bibbiani
    Even if a superior version of 'Rebel Moon' does come out eventually, that doesn’t make these versions any better, and they’re the only versions we have right now. They’re both shallow and generic space operas, distractingly derivative of better films while adding very little to the mix.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett’s latest film sharply combines multiple genres and tropes — a few of which are an actual surprise — and sculpts them into a bloody blast of a movie. Literally.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    It’s a larger than life World War II thriller in the Guy Ritchie house style, and he strikes a fine, fun balance between the threat that the Nazis posed and the thrill of watching hunky heroes slaughter them at great length, then chuckle and smoke cigarettes and call each other 'old boy' about 50 million times.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Tells the story of Amy Winehouse but shows no passion in telling it and has nothing to say about the events that transpire. It’s the utter minimum of what a biopic can be.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    It’s filtering Vera Drew’s autobiographical story through the lens of contemporary popular culture, transforming her own life into myth while transforming corporatized IP into punk rock anarchy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 43 William Bibbiani
    The new movie’s twists can only exist if they don’t contradict the previous films, so only a few surprises are even possible and those surprises can only happen in unsurprising ways.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 84 William Bibbiani
    It’s no small compliment to say that 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire' is expertly crafted drivel.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 71 William Bibbiani
    What it lacks in intelligence it makes up for with good vibes and great casting.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 51 William Bibbiani
    It takes a farcical premise and tries to find something meaningful to say about it. It doesn’t succeed, but the effort is worth analyzing.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 81 William Bibbiani
    There’s an argument to be made, and I’m willing to make it, that Kung Fu Panda 4 is the best film in this series.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    This journey is more than just worthwhile. It’s powerful and it’s a joy.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Kaphar brings something special, narratively raw, but thematically refined to his first feature.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    An intimate and sensual and highly forking successful debut from Amrou Al-Kadhi.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    For a debut documentary filmmaker the former 'Xena: Warrior Princess' star makes tough choices and makes them boldly, and her film is more complicated and engrossing for it.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 89 William Bibbiani
    An audacious film that completely obliterates the expectations of the musical biopic genre.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    100% pure Statham, and after many years where audiences had to settle for the diluted variety it’s a welcome return to form.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 51 William Bibbiani
    It just never goes far enough with its ridiculousness to reach pure entertainment, and it certainly can’t be taken seriously enough to justify its melodrama.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 35 William Bibbiani
    Exactly the kind of insipid malarky superhero movies spent the last few decades trying to prove that they’re not.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 44 William Bibbiani
    It is simply what it is, and that is a hugely expensive but uninspired “Star Wars” knockoff with some thrilling action sequences, and some truly ugly moments that taint the entire thing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Admittedly, it’s pretty easy to consume Wonka. After all, it’s just a piece of candy. But it’s the kind of candy that would make Willy Wonka sick to his stomach. Wonka is the sort of safe and corporate product that the hero of Wonka says we shouldn’t settle for.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 William Bibbiani
    Leo
    The film can’t decide if it wants to be truly bizarre, which is when it’s funniest, or simple and sweet, when it’s the most dramatically effective. These aren’t the worst problems for a movie to have.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 William Bibbiani
    When 'The Banana Splits Movie' got there first, and did it slightly better, you’re in trouble.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 William Bibbiani
    There is a scene in 'The Exorcist' where the soul of Regan MacNeil writes 'Help me' in her own flesh, begging someone to save her from an exploitative entity. I suspect if you look closely enough at Green’s film you can see the soul of 'The Exorcist' crying out the same way.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Greutert’s film brings back the core elements that made these movies work. It’s an uncomplicated, effective horror thriller, even though it’s trapped itself in the past with nowhere else to go.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 39 William Bibbiani
    The problem with describing a movie like The Nun II is that its many inane moments sound entertaining when you list them all on one page, but they’re so spread out through this movie that the entertainment is usually quite scarce.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    While “Aliens Abducted My Parents” can be a little rote, its greatest function isn’t as a delivery system for drama, or humor, or even coming-of-age clichés. This is one of those movies about young people where, regardless of whether you like it or find it a little bland, you’re grateful that it introduced you to these cast members.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    The Equalizer 3 is a remarkably stylish entry in the series, elevating a barebones story with Washington’s gravitas and Richardson’s uncanny cinematography. All things being equal(ized), it’s a relatively satisfying thriller.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 William Bibbiani
    Strays is trying to be offensive, and at some point it’ll probably hit your gag reflex (your mileage might vary on when), but it’s also very funny and, in its odd and exceptionally crude way, kinda sweet.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Tucked safely away from most of the cinematic universe shenanigans, Blue Beetle is a self-contained and smartly crafted film that ranks among the DCEU’s very best. Even though, admittedly, that doesn’t say nearly as much as it ought to.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 49 William Bibbiani
    It’s hard to imagine a film with less strength of conviction than The Flash, a time travel movie about why it’s bad to retcon the past, but which exists entirely to convince the audience that retconning the past, present and (potentially) the future of the DC superhero franchise is a super cool thing to do.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 97 William Bibbiani
    It’s a triumph of maximalist filmmaking, using in-your-face techniques to craft a gigantically intimate story. A wonder to behold, a shock to the senses, a thrill to one and all.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    No matter how frightening the individual moments may be, and no matter how impressive it is that we only ever see enough of the monster to excite our imagination, and no matter how exceptionally the eerie sound design turns out to be, The Boogeyman never quite gets under the skin.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    It’s a mismatched buddy comedy which tries — and sometimes succeeds — to tell an emotional story about processing failure and shame, but it doesn’t have anything terribly interesting to say about it.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Louis Leterrier’s installment does an impressive job of making all the old nonsense make a little bit of sense again. It’s got the absurd action sequences we’ve come to expect, but instead of following a small army of unstoppable heroes, Letterier’s film casts them as underdogs against an even more unstoppable villain.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    The Ghost of Richard Harris approaches Harris’ life and career with humility, frankness and good humor.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 William Bibbiani
    For all the emotional resonance and action-packed blockbuster mayhem in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3, it’s still got a lot of impish nonsense, jarring tonal shifts, and enough morbidity and outright gore that it’s now abundantly clear that the PG-13 rating doesn’t mean anything more. This is a movie that will probably traumatize some kids and maybe a few adults.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 William Bibbiani
    When Shazam! Fury of the Gods tries to look like a big blockbuster action movie it comes across as perfunctory and soulless. The fury signifies nothing. The heart is where this movie’s home is.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s an engaging slasher movie amusement park ride – but just like any amusement park ride, it’s not as exhilarating the sixth time around, it probably won’t impress you with its subtext, and you can usually see the ending coming around the bend.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    Creed III may not have the pure, unadulterated power of the original “Rocky” or the original “Creed” but it’s a worthy follow-up that takes chances and makes the most of them. It’s a sharply produced and emotionally raw film, anchored by exciting performances and impressive writing.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 30 William Bibbiani
    Setting aside the half-baked characters and a plot so raw it’s probably got salmonella, Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is staggeringly inept in surprisingly obvious ways.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 31 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film with violence but no edge, just a disturbing idea which plays out to a grim and unsatisfying conclusion, unexplored and uninteresting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    The Amazing Maurice just has a frustrating way of making smart ideas seem uninspired and funny jokes not funny. It’s all in the execution, and the executioner has their hood on backwards and keeps swinging the axe anyway.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 William Bibbiani
    Hyams’ film doesn’t make the most of its concept but, although it’s not a particularly interesting slasher, it is an efficient one. Fans of the genre will no doubt have a little fun with it. The fun just isn’t infectious.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 55 William Bibbiani
    Most of this new House Party is relatively uninspired, a modest and mediocre comedy that relies more on its high-concept plot to capture the audience’s attention than on interesting characters or, you know, jokes.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 82 William Bibbiani
    It’s an exciting picture, a smart picture, a fascinating picture, and a wonderfully weird picture.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 William Bibbiani
    Johnstone’s film captures the same alchemical blend of heart, humor and havoc you find only rarely, in crossover classics like “Gremlins,” and it yields more entertainment than most would-be blockbusters.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Scott Cooper has directed a film with a gimmicky premise but genuine dramatic weight, anchored by handsome filmmaking and striking performances.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    When Cameron’s film calms down, and the stunning imagery that cinematographer Russell Carpenter (“Titanic”) has created with the film’s enormous visual-effects team can linger for a while, the imagination and scope of Avatar: The Way of Water can occasionally feel quite magical.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 59 William Bibbiani
    Puss in Boots isn’t on a rousing adventure; he’s performing the fairy-tale equivalent of grasping at miracle cures while he’s dying from a terminal illness. And although the film is funny in fits and starts, and exciting in fits and starts, the ultimate takeaway is weirdly sobering.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    If you can get swept up in a big old-fashioned war picture, Devotion has some of the goods. It’s an incredibly handsome production, and the central performance by Jonathan Majors, as real-life aviator Jesse L. Brown, is layered and impressive.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It’s a diabolically odd horror comedy that keeps the giggles at a steady simmer until, eventually, they’re just right.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    Benson and Moorhead direct and shoot their film smartly, but their performances are what ground it and give it shape. It’s Benson’s moping alienation and Moorhead’s desperate need to believe in something — no matter how nonsensical, even if he knows he’s making it up himself — that resonate.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    It’s attractively filmed and, mostly, solidly performed, taking some historical liberties but otherwise getting the gist of the tale out in the open for new generations to discover and appreciate.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 William Bibbiani
    The film eventually provides some memorable gore but the ultimate conclusion is unconvincing and perfunctory.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    It may not provide the rush of adrenaline that many people seek from their horror movies but Mr. Harrigan’s Phone is a smart and elegant piece of creepiness.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 92 William Bibbiani
    This isn’t just a great horror story; it’s genuinely scary. You may be able to recognize familiar elements in its DNA, but it’s mutated into something distinct and unsettling. What a showcase of shocks. What a devilish debut.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 45 William Bibbiani
    Zombie’s film, though clearly sweet and well-intentioned, seems only partially formed, a Frankenstein monster with only half the parts.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 78 William Bibbiani
    Polsky’s film digs into the rot in his characters’ psyches for a time but gradually climbs back out again, perhaps in an attempt to put their madness in a larger context social context. But mostly the final act of the film comes across like clunky, though well-earned, moralizing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 65 William Bibbiani
    Medieval struggles as a work of historical fiction, but when the action mounts, it’s immersive and exciting.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    Clerks III is serious to a minor fault and breezy to a minor fault. It’s got all the same laid-back, chill vibes cinema that Smith is well-known for, and the same immature approach to genuine maturity that he’s also known for, with a new sense of emotional severity that makes it harder to laugh than it probably should be.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 93 William Bibbiani
    Pearl isn’t just great; it retroactively makes its predecessor great, too. It’s a handsome and sad horror drama, with scenes and shots and performances that will make you wonder if you’re supposed to laugh, cry or shriek. Until you realize that the best part of this film is that you are absolutely supposed to do all three. And you probably will.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 24 William Bibbiani
    The whole film feels like filler, an empty space waiting to be padded with plot points, characters and jokes that are so generic it was incredibly easy to transform them into product placement.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    Avery’s film is a solid piece of genre entertainment, grounded by excellent performances, and clever enough to find a new way to present the same old tropes. Like an old hunk of junk fixed and cleaned up, and made into something new again, and worth paying full price for.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 73 William Bibbiani
    Beast is a toothsome survival thriller, competently crafted and engagingly realized. There are far worse ways to spend 93 minutes in a movie theater, but audiences hankering for something with some actual substance may be left feeling hungry on mane.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 William Bibbiani
    James Ponsoldt (“The Spectacular Now”) keeps his film permanently trapped in a liminal space between childhood and adolescence, where magic is real but intangible and largely metaphoric.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 65 William Bibbiani
    Whether you laugh with I Love My Dad or never shake the queasy feeling in your stomach, Morosini’s film is remarkably sensitive and eerily confessional.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 94 William Bibbiani
    Prey is a glorious monster flick, a sly revisionist Western and a really cool “Predator” sequel for viewers who don’t mind a little fan service here and there.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 72 William Bibbiani
    Although it’s extremely competent, it fails to add a new perspective to the story, or a distinctive approach to its telling.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 96 William Bibbiani
    It is an uncommon thrill to watch a charming film that comes by its charms organically. Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris knows that fluff is much more satisfying when it has depth, so you can truly sink into it and feel the overwhelming comfort.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 95 William Bibbiani
    Fire of Love is a wholly satisfying, overwhelming documentary, as disarming as it is explosive.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 85 William Bibbiani
    Gianolli’s grand adaptation isn’t just a wicked send-up and a sensual period piece; it’s a poignant reminder that everyone who thinks they’ve cleverly sussed out the wickedness of mass media is hundreds of years behind the rest of the history class. Like the best stories told about earlier times, “Lost Illusions” feels remarkably contemporary.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 79 William Bibbiani
    It’s a film about a bleak and cruel universe that is unkind to victims and eager to ignore reasonable pleas, a world that has a conscious and subconscious vendetta against women in general. It’s also a film that thinks it’s entirely possible to destroy that world, as terrifying as it is, and ultimately, it’s the movie’s principled strength that endures.

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