Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    If "You've Got Mail" jangled your nerves with its Starbucks-fueled cuteness, here's a romance that goes down like instant decaf. [15 January 1999, Life, p.18E]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    While the intentions behind Priceless might be honorable, the results are much less so.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As funny as it can be, this underdawg comedy isn't much more than Sandler's golf-oriented "Happy Gilmore" with a Cajun accent. [6 November 1998, p. 10E]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    After a half-hour or so, your clicker finger will be itching. Too bad you can't zap around the other multiplex screens. [17 Aug 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Just like its albino-like villains, this Village is a pale imitation. [28 Apr 1995, p.3D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Michael Chiklis doesn’t get to inject nearly enough humor as Coach Lad’s more demonstrative assistant.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The story is about as good as the average TV cop drama. But here actions speak far louder than words, and Seagal is quite eloquent. Rather than weapons, he prefers a hands-on approach to his enemies. Twisted limbs are his specialty. [12 Feb 1990, p.2D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nichols usually can lure A-list casts to even C-grade projects, and this is no exception.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The main problem of Monster Trucks is how content it is to take its sweet time before shifting into high-action gear.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The balcony scene takes a tumble. This is movie's greatest disappointment. Really, if you can't get this right, then why even do Romeo and Juliet?
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    This joyless coming-of-age travelogue is such a downer that not even breathtaking locales can provide a lift.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    In its third go-round, the Lethal Weapon arsenal is running out of ammunition. [15 May 1992]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Instead of scoring belly laughs, there's a run on randy guy banter between Duchovny and Jones.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Power of One plays like a plot-heavy South African fairy tale with one too many big, bad wolves. [27 March 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Final is a bad-line hoot-a-rama. Gere after aiding an Hispanic criminal: ''If Pepe is safe, then we are all safe.'' Basinger on her marriage: ''We share an apartment - emphasis on apart.'' But every joke needs a punchline. Alas, the finale of Final Analysis - the worst case of Vertigo sickness since Mel Brooks' High Anxiety - is just punch-drunk. [7 Feb 1992, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's dreadful, despite a solid cast that includes art-house heartthrob Ewan McGregor, Nick Nolte, Patricia Arquette and Josh Brolin. [17 Apr 1998]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    With a few, rare exceptions, the attempts at humor in “Suicide Squad” land with a thud—that is, if you can hear such a sound over the deafening din of gunfire and the bombastic score.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Wildly uneven collage of effects and live action is no Disney-bland vision of dreams gone bonkers. There's enough Freudian material to reupholster a thousand therapy couches.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Vile, violent and less hip than it thinks it is.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Either you will weep uncontrollably during the final 10 minutes or so of this bittersweet fable...or the urge to gag will be overwhelming.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ernest Goes to Jail is no yuk-a-minute - it's more a yuk-a-half-hour. [06 Apr 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The ensemble cast, struggling with wanly written characters, hits more clunkers than high notes.

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