Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Toni Erdmann
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    As the director, co-writer, editor and composer of ominous piano tinkling heard on the soundtrack, Jason Saltiel is nothing but ambitious when it comes to this semi-successful creepy thriller that, intentionally or not, pushes the #MeToo buttons perhaps a little too hard.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Alas, Office Christmas Party serves as yet another reminder that allowing your cast to madly improvise (as evident with an unnecessary end-credits blooper reel) instead of actually providing a coherent script with a scintilla of logic often leads to a decline in sustained laughter.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    Especially strange: A gimmicky cameo by an actress who outclasses all previous goings-on.
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite solid acting, it's a fantasy for those who don't know jack about what really makes for a wonderful life.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed by action specialist Robert Schwentke (“Red,” “Flightplan”), Insurgent surges along with capable set pieces but less meaningful human interaction than in “Divergent.”
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    As movie-going experiences go, there is nothing worse than to sit through what purports to be a comedy and never have a reason to engage your laugh reflex. Exhibit A: The gender-switch remake of the 1987 screwball farce, "Overboard."
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Bless me, Father, for I actually laughed once during this gosh-awful spinoff...about as funny as an oozing fever blister.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Besides the inevitable devious government types, there are anemic subplots about a fanatical priest and an abused mother and child. Let's see. This is your brain: MMMMMMMMM. This is your brain watching The Lawnmower Man: ZZZZZZZZZ. [6 Mar 1992, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Phenomenon is a fantasy about super-intelligence that works best if you can switch off your brain. Those who can will reach weepy nirvana. Those who can't will find this sticky-sweet wallow a bit, well, dumb. [03 Jul 1996 Pg.01.D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The sad fact is Williams is at his best while trapped in Andrew's original sleek form. His performance is subtle, his reactions restrained. The more Robin is exposed, the more ham is served.
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    The original was a Midol moment, this is a Prozac exercise. [12 March 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Susan Wloszczyna
    Anemic. [30 October 1998, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's as messy as a teen’s bedroom and packed with all manner of distracting clutter that needlessly burdens a plot.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    All this sounds eminently promising. But it would need a wordsmith as witty and wise as Emma Thompson, who won an Oscar for adapting the big-screen version of 1995's "Sense and Sensibility," to pull it off and do Austen herself justice.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    At a certain point, however, I began to treat The Song as a kind of guilty pleasure, a not particularly good movie that nonetheless entertains in spite of itself.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    A truthful ad for Crazy People? How about ''You already heard all the best jokes in the commercial.'' [11 Apr 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you want to see actors hang from metal stairs, here's your funhouse. If you seek chills, stick with the twigs in The Blair Witch Project. [23 July 1999, p.12E]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    For far too long, nothing especially creepy or unsettling happens on screen.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    It's instantly devoured and quickly forgotten.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    There's some heavy-duty Oedipal stuff going on underneath all the running gags about Hooters restaurants. [25 June 1999, Life, p.8E]
    • USA Today
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    A feature debut that might have its heart in the right place but can’t quite manage to smoothly blend the spiritual with the silly without a few Biblical hitches here and there.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    PCU
    PCU is less a blatant ripoff of Animal House than a fond homage. This '90s update on campus life never reaches that landmark comedy's inspired heights (or depths, as it were) of anarchy. It also could use a waggle or two of John Belushi's bushily subversive eyebrows....But actor Hart Bochner's directing debut - aided by zippy camerawork - still offers a laugh-propelled good time while tweaking political correctness gone amok at Port Chester University (PCU). [29 Apr 1994, p.5D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    But there are kicks a-plenty besides the times J-C flings his tootsies of terror at opponents. [14 Jan 1991, p.6D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Susan Wloszczyna
    May be dull, but the familiarity of it all makes it feel ceremonial, a reassuring ritual.
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    But most of the humor is about as fresh as the air left behind whenever Witherspoon uses a toilet.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Has the refined taste to crib from classics like "Double Indemnity."
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    First-time director/writer Richard Stanley hammers together chunks from films past to form a clunky horror show that never rises to the level of its source material. [14 Sep 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Yes, the casual-chic interior designs shine as much as her mom’s ever did. But I never really felt at home with Home Again.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    Tango is a Lethal Weapon without lethal wit. [22 Dec 1989, p.7D]
    • USA Today
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Rookie is Clint Eastwood's ultimate cops 'n' robbers fantasy, where all the cars are sex machines, all the guns shoot loud and hard, and real men say things like, ''Wanna guarantee? Buy a toaster.'' [07 Dec 1990, p.4D]
    • USA Today

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