Susan Wloszczyna

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For 678 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Susan Wloszczyna's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 The Silence of the Lambs
Lowest review score: 0 Amos & Andrew
Score distribution:
678 movie reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is neither the most cinematically entertaining nor the sexiest topic ever examined by what amounts to a Code Red warning sign of a public service announcement. But Dick and producers Amy Ziering and Amy Herdy know the value of focusing on a compelling collection of human subjects who generously relive their first-hand agony.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As movies about misanthropic outsider artists with medical issues go, “Don’t Worry” doesn’t come close to the superb “American Splendor” with Paul Giamatti as the irascible Harvey Pekar.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A well-done but all-too-woeful wallow of a documentary.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Boundaries ends the way most road trips do — by running out of gas. But being in the presence of Plummer these days is always time well spent.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Documentaries that rely on a steady stream of talking heads—interspersed here with fleeting film clips—usually are not my favorite. However, when those heads belong to talented and perceptive women who rarely get a chance to speak their minds let alone get hired to make a movie, I can definitely make an exception.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This fairly laugh-packed comedy aims to address the desire for intimate companionship in older adults, an increasingly topical issue as more Americans live into their nineties.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    This vertiginous valentine to high-altitude sport attempts to portray, in the most poetic of terms, why mankind feels the need to defy gravity by painstakingly clawing its way into the upper reaches of the atmosphere while risking life and limb.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    It might not always gracefully connect its plot dots, but “Tomorrow” is almost always watchable.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Kodachrome, alas, too often travels a well-worn and predictable highway, one that was traversed to near-perfection not too long ago by Alexander Payne’s “Nebraska.”
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Much like the way that Stubby was often underestimated before he found his calling, I came into this film not expecting how much I would appreciate a more thoughtful use of animation to tell an engaging story.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Clarke, who has skillfully brought other complex and compromised males to life in “Zero Dark Thirty” and “Mudbound,” is wholly convincing both physically and vocally as the surviving Kennedy brother. One wishes that the movie itself allowed him more performing room than it does.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Finding Your Feet finds its own footing by putting its trust in its sturdy performers and avoiding many of the usual tea-time clichés as it allows its British cast to be defined by their relatable human circumstances more than quaint Anglo quirks.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is one of the most relaxing experiences I have had watching a movie in a long time.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie that can bring to mind a Joni Mitchell song as the credits roll — “Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'till it's gone” — has earned its keep.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The plot alone of this elegantly shot black-and-white import shares the Woodman’s affection for variations on lusty middle-age man who beds — and tutors — an adoring decades-younger nubile conquest.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    What elevates Hamoud’s screenplay beyond typical Tinseltown fare, however, is what is at stake by rebelling against cultural norms and choosing a liberal lifestyle—namely, bringing shame to your loved ones and being ostracized by your community.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is somewhat refreshing to witness a May-December romance from an older female perspective and both leads pour their hearts into their roles.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    What is truly amazing about this film is how thoughtfully Ferdinand questions male gender expectations.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    It is also one of the better solo directing debuts by an actor in recent memory. Hardly a false step is taken by Greta Gerwig in her semi-autobiographical script that centers on Lady Bird’s final year at her rather progressive Catholic high school.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The hormonal surges in Our Souls at Night aren’t quite the rollercoaster ride they are in those adolescent affairs. But this steady-as-it-goes approach to a senior snuggling has its ups and downs, too.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you are hungry for dazzling eye candy and don’t mind a less-than-meaty narrative, this might please your palate.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This sturdy regal period piece provides a perfect opportunity to properly adore the 82-year-old legend as she revisits the role of Queen Victoria two decades after first playing the indomitable monarch in “Mrs. Brown.”
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately, Viceroy’s House might be worth a visit just for certain tasty details, such as how Lady Edwina and her adult daughter greedily scarf down the chicken meant for the family dog without shame after having their palates dulled by wartime rationing.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While no one is going to mistake The Hitman’s Bodyguard for high art, it will please those in the mood for late-summer fun.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    A soul-stirring, foot-stomping and inspirational step beyond most in that its final showdown is only the beginning of a path towards a brighter future for the participants.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A forlornly funny and emotionally bruising dramedy that rarely misses an opportunity to reveal humans as the flawed and occasionally awful beings that they are.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Girls Trip is the ladies-on-the-loose comedy that everyone needs right now, even if they don’t know it yet.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Soapdish is forever blowing comic bubbles. Most burst in mid-flight. But a few, thanks to the talents of stars Sally Field and Kevin Kline, work up into a laughable lather. [31 May 1991, p.4D]
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    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hayek turns Beatriz into her own breed of wonder woman, Lithgow’s Strutt is definitely a super villain of sorts and their head-to-head battle is clearly worth seeing even if, in real life, it has only begun.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    For Plummer’s plum of a performance alone, you might want to make an exception for The Exception.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Wedding Plan feels less like “My Big Fat Jewish Nuptials” and more of a faith-based variation on a Disney princess fantasy. Instead of a fairy godmother, God himself will find her Mr. Right.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Lane, still an incandescent knockout at 52, continues to pull off expressing sensuality and sexiness better than most actresses of any age.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Little Boxes doesn’t manage to summon as much unique insight into prejudice as screenwriter Annie Howell and director Ron Meyer probably expected to achieve. But what keeps their movie watchable is that Lynskey, Ellis and Jackson are completely believable as a loving family unit.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nighy is never less than splendid.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Cézanne et Moi is at its most intoxicating whenever it looks and acts like a landscape painted by its title 19th-century French artist.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Wilson peters out at the end, one can’t totally dismiss a movie that gets away with a visual “Umberto D” joke and showcases probably the worst tramp-stamp tattoo ever.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This “Beauty” presents a far more inclusive view of the world. One that is awash with a sense of hope and connection that we desperately need right now. If you desire an entertaining escape from reality right about now, be my guest.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    I applaud whoever thought of casting Jennifer Beals as Sam’s mother, the lone grown-up who has any real impact.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Director and co-writer So Yong Kim achieves a delicate, naturalistic tone both visually (many scenic outdoor settings involving rain, bodies of water or both) and melodically (a mostly soothing heart-fluttery soundtrack) that is underlined by handheld camera close-ups.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is plenty of visual razzle-dazzle, to be sure, but not much else.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Wheeler filled with twangy clichés? Yes, but this attempt at pseudo cinema verite basically rests on Dorff’s slim, plaid-shirted shoulders—and dang if he doesn’t make this simple yet sincere saga hit more than a few high notes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Somehow what comes close to dissolving into heartbreaking tragedy instead offers the merest whiff of hope for the future. As Neill’s seen-it-all Walter says when all hell begins to break loose, “Everyone’s got a story like this … it’s as old as the hills.” If only said tale were told with a bit more consistency.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Despite the compact running time, it is easy to feel that you have come to know—and likely admire—Elizabeth Murray. So, mission accomplished.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    [Maren Ade] fully embraces the inherent awkwardness of a testy emotional bond and tackles it to the ground, all the while mining it for heartfelt humor without the all-too-common safety net of predictability found in big-budget Hollywood fare.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Its makers know all too well how to fully exploit the power of a catchy pop song.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Let’s just say if you are human, there is no way that Lion won’t move you.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    As with most complicated narratives, it is best to simply sit back at some point and enjoy the ride.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Trolls is a sugar-shocked “Shrek,” an aggressively auto-tuned animated fun ride for easily distracted times.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Does it matter that the trajectory of The Eagle Huntress feels scripted at times and the actions we witness are sometimes staged or even manipulated? Somewhat.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Better than middling as it sidesteps the trap of simply pandering to its youthful demo with cheap laughs and silly mugging.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the nasty center of the otherwise dutiful Denial is a slimy, self-aggrandizing upper-class blowhard of a bigot who believes he has every right to circulate hateful and hurtful falsehoods to his followers.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    I can’t say this is the best film you will see all year, but I can assure you won’t see another one like it again for a long time.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is a welcome sense of familiarity in Bridget Jones's Baby — but also of the fresh and au courant.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    This is first and foremost Eastwood’s movie and if he wants to feature his incongruous tinkling piano-bar jazz on the soundtrack, that is his prerogative.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    All it takes is one breathtaking shot near the conclusion of A Tale of Love and Darkness, when the aged Amos stares helplessly at his troubled mother through a pane of glass coated with teary rivulets of rain, to know Portman has an artistic vision worth sharing and developing.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    In this charming and delightful biopic that bears her name, the matronly Jenkins is an endearing and courageous stand-in for countless other mortals whose aspirations in the arts often far exceed their talents.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Good intentions do count even if the outcome is not perfect.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, the funny lady is better at zinging quips than defining her Socialist agenda.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    If all I saw was the first half, I would have given it a shrug and left in a semi-foul mood. But the whole is greater for being two parts in this case, making me glad that I have finally lost my Hong Sang-soo virginity.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The result might be less fulfilling this time, but “Dory” is ultimately worth the voyage.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Whatever the flaws, The Music of Strangers does provide enough enticements to make it worth a sit, if only to see Mr. Rogers greet Ma in an old TV clip.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Luckily, many of the plot’s maudlin pitfalls are greatly mitigated by the film’s utterly infectious leading lady. Emilia Clarke’s performance is winningly immersed in charming gawkiness and heartfelt sincerity.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    At the very least, we should give thanks that an almighty cinematographer like Emmanuel Lubezki, who has won a record three consecutive Oscars for his work on “Gravity,” “Birdman” and “The Revenant,” exists.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Proves to be a kind of career rehab for Dad.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    What Messina lacks in substance in his storytelling, he mostly makes up with raw feelings. We come to care through our own powers of observation, and that might be enough.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A dinner-party-from-hell scenario best served as unspoiled as possible. After all, a psychological thriller built upon slow-simmering tension is only as good as its surprises.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Hello, My Name is Doris is like a beacon of beckoning human warmth just waiting to be cherished.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Is Whiskey Tango Foxtrot a horrible movie about a white outsider plopped in the middle of Afghanistan? No, that would be last year’s “Rock the Kasbah.” But neither does Whiskey Tango Foxtrot fulfill its assigned duty to provide evidence of Fey’s versatility.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    In her latest film Touched With Fire, she (Holmes) delivers a beautifully understated and moving performance.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    If you prefer acting prowess over “Star Wars,” you won’t do better at year’s end than observing Rampling (she of the withering stare) and Courtenay (he of the soulful gaze), two stalwarts of that wonderful wave of British talent that hit our shores in the ‘60s, as they perform a finely calibrated pas de deux.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    For anyone who adores Smith—which is pretty much everyone these days—they will have quite a satisfying ride with this crusty grand dame behind the wheel.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    An admirable attempt at presenting a difficult subject that suffers from an eventual pileup of melodramatic happenstances.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    If a well-intentioned, occasionally funny, often moving yet nonetheless flawed "womance."
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    An intensely felt cinematic experience.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Keeping Room does exceed “The Beguiled” with its progressive gender politics and morose minimalist approach. But when it comes to presenting a more watchable story, the older film would be the one that stops you from clicking to another channel if it pops up on TV. A little bit of pulp does help the message go down.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    These guys still know how to not just hold our attention but grab it, even if their current film needs them more than they need it.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    There is one highly genuine scene that feels as if it could be an outtake from “The Grand Budapest Hotel“ that nicely underlines Birkenstock’s theme of the ephemeral nature of art when it comes authenticity and originality.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Pixar might have uncovered the mysteries of our brains with “Inside Out.” But Aardman knows its way around our funny bones.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    One interesting fact that comes out of Gameau’s self-abusing ordeal is that even though he has been eating the same number of daily calories—a normal 2,300—as he did before, he has packed on 15 pounds mostly around his waist.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    The smart script is brave enough to venture beyond yesterday’s fleeting Twitter fodder for its pop-cultural references. As a result, Paper Towns might be the only movie to ever pay tribute to Walt Whitman’s poetry, Woody Guthrie’s music and the empowering theme song from the “Pokemon” cartoon series.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The case itself ultimately proves less an involving puzzle for the audience than a lesson for Holmes in humility.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Nothing will break your heart as much as watching this man, desperate to keep this woman in his life, waltzing around the room with a laptop in his arms while staring into her faraway eyes.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Susan Wloszczyna
    Amy
    This is the Amy Winehouse few of us ever got to witness, radiating cheeky self-confidence and finding joy in sharing her considerable gifts.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Basically, Cam is one of the most entertainingly inappropriate guardians for impressionable youths since Auntie Mame.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Spy
    As a distaff version of James Bond in Spy, Hollywood’s reigning empress of ha-ha Melissa McCarthy has a license to not just kill the audience with laughter but also to slay us with her acting skills.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As for the a capella performances, there is something a little prefab and not as organic as those in the first film.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Ultimately hollow as director Bertrand Bonello keeps his subject somewhat emotionally at bay, the movie is also at times quite addictive — much like Opium, the controversial name of Saint Laurent’s famous scent. As a diversion, it isn’t exactly good for you but it does provide entertainment.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    A humorous if occasionally horrific pitch-black satire.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    Although events unfold amid a gorgeous pastoral setting with rolling green hills and leafy trees, there is a silent starkness about this countryside that suggests Ingmar Bergman’s use of natural surroundings.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    While Mirren unquestioningly rules this roost, one cast member’s late arrival onscreen did get the audience murmuring in recognition. Namely, Lady Grantham herself — Elizabeth McGovern — who appears as a judge during one of the key moments in the legal case. One can assume that the “Downton Abbey” star took the slim part as a favor for her husband, who happens to be the director.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Directed by action specialist Robert Schwentke (“Red,” “Flightplan”), Insurgent surges along with capable set pieces but less meaningful human interaction than in “Divergent.”
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Still, you can’t fault a family entertainment extravaganza too much if it actually goes out of its way to integrate the ensemble of a fairy tale in an Old World European setting with a diverse array of supporting players. Branagh deserves an extra bravo just for that. And we mean it sincerely.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    As a date-night viewing option for this weekend, this nearly all-sung autopsy of a failed marriage would pretty much qualify as a Valentine’s Day massacre.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    The one humanizing slice of Cake that is tolerable is Claire’s relationship with her Mexican housekeeper, Silvana (the terrific Adrianna Barraza, who was Oscar-nominated for 2006’s “Babel”).
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Susan Wloszczyna
    Any movie with a cast that includes such live wires as Marisa Tomei, Sam Rockwell and Natasha Lyonne is bound to have something going for it. But the actual stars of this film, directed by playwright/novelist Adam Rapp, turn out to be two veteran second-tier players making their feature screenwriting debut.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The singing is often splendid. The bits of humor are deftly handled. The pace is relatively swift. And it never feels like a static rendition of a theatrical event dumbed down for a younger demographic.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Most filmmakers barely know how to capitalize on Dawson’s talents other than to fill up the screen with her goddess-like beauty. But Rock treats her single mom who boasts a checkered romantic past along with strong opinions as an equal sparring partner.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    Witherspoon tries, even doing her first-ever nude scenes, to convince us she has hit the skids. Yet no matter how greasy her hair or how dead her eyes, I just can’t buy her as a self-destructive junkie.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Susan Wloszczyna
    The Imitation Game is most on its game when it primarily sticks to being a John le Carre-lite espionage version of “Revenge of the Nerds.”
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Susan Wloszczyna
    An action adventure that puts brain ahead of brawn as a valued commodity is always reason to celebrate. Add in the considerable heart that Baymax contributes (with elements borrowed from both “WALL-E” and “Up”), and you have a winner.

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