Stephen Holden

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For 2,306 reviews, this critic has graded:
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On average, this critic grades 6.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Stephen Holden's Scores

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Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 After Life
Lowest review score: 0 Old Dogs
Score distribution:
2306 movie reviews
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    A crude but scathing portrait of suburban life.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    If the movie had more courage, it would lay waste these people as hilariously as Robert Altman's film "A Wedding." But as its bad vibes accumulate, Cheerful Weather exhibits all the energy of a disgruntled wedding guest muttering complaints under his breath.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Forever stumbling over itself and breaking its own spell.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    May be an expertly manipulated exercise in psychological horror, but that's all it is. Don't look for the kind of metaphoric weight you'd find in a movie by David Lynch or David Fincher.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Ms. Barkin is almost unrecognizable as this bedraggled bundle of rage and disappointment. Exploding from deep within, her devastating performance hijacks the film.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    When My Neighbor Totoro, which was written and directed by Hayao Miyazaki, is dispensing enchantment, it can be very charming. Too much of the film, however, is taken up with stiff, mechanical chitchat.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Spike Lee's messy, meandering, bluntly polemical Red Hook Summer has one crucial ingredient: a raw vitality.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    A clever if muddled collection of riffs on the "Blair Witch" juggernaut, dressed up with intellectual pretensions by Joe Berlinger, who directed this film with a chortling zest.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Set Fire to the Stars barely skims the surface of characters you wish had been given more dimension, but as a snapshot of postwar academia and its pretensions, it exerts a creepy fascination.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Until it transforms into an improbable thriller, Turn the River is a finely observed portrait of a desperate working-class woman who refuses to play by ordinary rules.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    The screenplay relies on so many mechanical contrivances to make the story gripping that you can hear the rusty machinery clanking.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Until it goes haywire with the cabbage scene, Stray Dogs sustains a hypnotic intensity anchored in exquisite cinematography that portrays the modern industrial cityscape as a chilly wasteland.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Too light-headed to qualify as satire, too poker-faced to register as comedy, Fay Grim belongs in its own stylistic niche: the Hal Hartley film.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    The movie they have concocted has the feel of a visual sampler or an elaborate color swatch submitted for a design that remains largely unexecuted.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    K-9
    K-9 doesn't have a shred of credibility. And Mr. Belushi, despite some rough edges, lacks a strong enough macho growl to make Dooley seem like a police dog in human clothing. But with its surefire dog tricks and breezy pacing, K-9 is at least mildly diverting.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    So long as the camera is studying Franny maniacally bestowing his largess or throwing temper tantrums, The Benefactor is mesmerizing. But Mr. Gere’s flamboyant performance is the sole raison d’être for this melodrama.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Mr. Harris's depiction of a saintly, soft-spoken, bow-tie-wearing middle-school teacher lends the movie a moral weight it probably couldn't have summoned had another actor played the role.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    If the central performances in Careful approached the earnest intensity of some of its early-1930's inspirations, the movie would probably be twice as funny.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    As much as you admire the stagecraft and the technical skills on display, when all is said and done, that's all it is: a fancy, not-quite-two-hour stunt.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    An affable throwback to those guilt-free days when hippie drug dealers radiated the glamorous aura of avant-garde heroes risking prison to spread the doctrine of liberation through cannabis.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    For all its violence and road rage, Snitch doesn’t disintegrate into noisy popcorn nonsense.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    It's a striking measure of the nervousness of the country right now that a movie so full of holes should be as gripping as it is, at least for its first two-thirds, after which it collapses into a swamp of sentimental mush.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    In critical ways, the movie is a mess. The basketball scenes are so sloppy and haphazard that the would-be slapstick registers as confusion. But away from the court, the actors bring their caricatures to folksy comic life.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    5 Flights Up would be nothing without its stars, whose humanity warms up a movie that otherwise portrays New Yorkers as coldblooded, slightly crazy, hypercompetitive sharks.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Once you've accepted the notion that On the Line gives product placement in movies a blatant new prominence, the film turns out to be a soothing cinematic snack of milk and cookies.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Most of the supernatural sightings are flickers at the corners of the screen, so that at certain moments watching the movie feels like taking an eye exam. You see it, then you don't. But the film is not especially scary, and even its boo! moments lack a visceral shock.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Kisses may strike you as either ingeniously magical or insufferably cute, depending on your taste. But more than the story, which circles back on itself, the natural performances of its young stars, Shane Curry and especially Kelly O'Neill, nonprofessional actors, lend the movie a core of integrity.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    As this cautious, politically evenhanded movie grinds along like clockwork, the fuse that should spark an emotional explosion fizzles after some sporadic hisses and sputters.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    A small, mildly entertaining documentary.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    The appeal of The Wendell Baker Story depends on how charming you find the Wilson brothers, with their chipmunk grins and hip smart-aleck attitude. For my taste, a little goes a long way.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Although the screenplay by Roy Blount Jr. comes up with some potentially sidesplitting situations, the director, Howard Franklin, who shepherded Mr. Murray through the equally limp Quick Change six years ago, methodically subverts them.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    The Last Days on Mars ultimately can’t transcend its pulpy roots.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    There's no escaping that "Dominion" is finally an act of commercial scavenging. You may retrieve the eggshells, coffee grounds and banana peels from your trash and assemble them into a cute, novelty gift basket. But if you bend down and take a whiff, your nose is still met with the scent of garbage.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    The film's most upsetting scenes are its interviews with residents whose livelihood has been decimated and whose health has been compromised.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Mr. Trump comes across as an insensitive, lying bully who will do whatever it takes to realize his dream of creating what he promises will be the world's greatest golf resort.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Eureka never comes to life. -- In pursuing its aesthetic agenda so single-mindedly, the movie leaves the characters behind in the muck.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    The connections made in Photographic Memory are more tentative than those found in Mr. McElwee's earlier films, which also seek answers in roundabout ways while maintaining an acute eye for light, color, space and atmosphere.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Even at 143 minutes, For Greater Glory cannot satisfyingly fill out the stories of a half-dozen secondary characters, and there are frustrating gaps in the biographies of Gorostieta and José. The jamming together of so much history and melodrama makes for a handsome movie that is only rarely gripping.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    There is so much to admire in The Weight of Water, Kathryn Bigelow's churning screen adaptation of a novel by Anita Shreve, that when the movie finally collapses on itself late in the game, it leaves you in the frustrating position of having to pick up its scattered pieces and assemble them as best you can.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Mighty Fine chugs along heartily until it abruptly stops on the edge of cliff, leaving you feeling shortchanged. It is a couple of crucial scenes away from feeling complete.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Leaves a movie that wants to be a searching moral examination of human motivation under stress frustratingly opaque at the center.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Almost in spite of itself, The House of Mirth is powerful, at times even moving.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    If it weren't so overpopulated and desperate to shock, Nowhere might have succeeded as a maliciously cheery satire of Hollywood brats overdosing on the very concept of Hollywood. But the movie is so hectically paced that it doesn't have time to develop its characters or to flesh out the tales it sets in motion. Even comic books are better at telling stories.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    An ingenious contraption that holds your attention for as long as it whirs and clicks like a mechanized Rubik’s Cube. After it’s over, however, you may find yourself scratching your head and wondering if there was any purpose to this sleek little gizmo.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    As informative and packed with cultural lore as it is, The Komediant is dramatically diffuse.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Had it had the concision and symmetry of a classic French farce, Après Vous could have been an irresistible laugh machine.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    While most films in which the angry past confronts the guilty present degenerate into mawkish reconciliations, Emile errs on the side of restraint.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    What ultimately sinks this stylish but heartless film is a flat lead performance by the eternally snippy Meg Ryan.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Throughout the movie, you have the feeling of being dragged along on an impromptu journey by a filmmaker who is traveling without the benefit of a GPS device.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    The Hunt doesn’t know where to stop. It is undermined with a short, unsatisfying epilogue whose shocking final moment isn’t enough to justify its inclusion.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Mr. Pitt is a reasonably photogenic specimen. But this actor, whose typical screen character is a broken, androgynous man-child, is disastrously miscast.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Despite its hip, off-center style and pointed de-glamorization of its singles, the movie adds up to little more than feel-good fluff.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Instead of feeling universal, the movie feels claustrophobic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    A surprisingly unpolished piece of work that plays as though it were written for the stage and only slightly modified for the screen.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Throughout the film there is an abundance of sumptuously photographed flesh on view. But House of Pleasures is not an erotic stimulant so much as a slow-moving, increasingly tragic and claustrophobic operatic pageant set almost entirely in the brothel.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    This spare, minimalist film is not realistic. It has the simplicity of a silent movie, and the blocking of the actors, especially in the scenes with Koistinen and Mirja, emphasizes the distances between them.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    [An] incisive, queasy-making documentary.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    If it feels uncomfortably real, it's because its vision of decadence (if you'll pardon the word) is almost unwatchably creepy. Crazy Eyes awakens the same queasiness. Yes, it feels true. But why bother?
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    The film’s method of circling around its subject, then closing in at the end, feels coy and withholding, as if Mr. Greene reserved the few juiciest moments for last.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Like its recent forerunners, "Rachel Getting Married" and "Margot at the Wedding," Another Happy Day is both anguished and histrionic and in its strongest moments very, very good. But it is also overpopulated, strident and constitutionally unable to step back and scrutinize itself.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Certainly an honorable film. But honorable is not always watchable.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    The film fails to convey the claustrophobic terror experienced by a man who called his book "Letters From Hell."
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    If Mr. Neil had the tonal mastery of Wes Anderson, Goats could have been so much more than an episodic sequence of whimsical little psychodramas.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Settles for being an atmospheric scenes-in-the-life biography of someone's most unforgettable character. It could have been so much more.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Mendelsohn's fusion of science fiction and Chekhovian melancholy finds a fresh perspective on a familiar theme.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    For its courage to address a ticklish subject with warmhearted humor, Breakfast With Scot, adapted from a novel by Michael Downing, deserves a light round of applause.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    More skin is shown in Spread than in most Hollywood movies. But despite twitches of insight into its characters and their world, Spread refuses go more than skin deep.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    If Return to Never Land -- doesn't have a story to match the original's in breadth and imagination, it does a smooth job of recycling its characters and themes.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    A wispy pubescent comedy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Narco Cultura feels like two short films sandwiched together to make a feature. One is a shallow pop-music documentary focusing on Mr. Quintero. The other is an equally superficial portrait of the embattled Ciudad Juárez, across the border from El Paso.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    A mildly diverting period heist movie.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    Dramatically Joe the King feels unglued, as if crucial sequences had been left on the cutting-room floor.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Like most documentary polemics, it simplifies the issues it confronts and selects facts that bolster its black-and-white, heroes-and-villains view of raw economic power.
    • The New York Times
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    “Saturday Night Live” deserves much better than the documentary equivalent of what a book editor would surely dismiss as a rushed, careless clip job.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Where the director Paul Verhoeven infused the original Robocop with an attitude of mock solemnity, Robocop 3 has the energy and style of a cartoon free-for-all. [05 Nov 1993, p.C29]
    • The New York Times
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    What lifts The Trench above the run of the mill is the intensity of its disgust.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Fallen Angels certainly abounds in visual pizazz, clever in jokes and trendy pop references, but such things can carry a movie only so far.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    The harder Mr. Radnor strains to make you love his alter ego, the more resistant you become.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    As one comic after another recalls triumphs, misadventures and painful lessons learned, the stories become redundant.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    The meek, mopey comedy In the Land of Women is the film equivalent of a sensitive emo band with one foot in alternative rock and the other in the squishy pop mainstream: a softer, fuzzier "Garden State."
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Piles too many small disasters on top of the initial tragedy, including a drunken car accident, a drug bust and a cancer scare. It also swerves unsteadily into farce.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    The movie is an amusing ball of fluff that refuses to judge its characters’ amoral high jinks. Winking at the vanity of wealthy voluptuaries and hustlers playing games of tainted love, it heaves a sigh and says welcome to the human comedy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Aside from appreciating the movie's sturdy performances, my reaction to this satire of the middle-class, all-German family swung from revulsion to mystification.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    The one solid element in Wild Horses is Mr. Duvall’s squinting, stone-faced portrayal of a gruff, crusty patriarch beginning to crumble.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    It's all so seamy, sordid, lurid and shocking! And dull, despite a noirish gloss of wide-angle cinematography and a jaundiced, smoggy color scheme.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    The kind of movie that is a must to avoid on a bad day. Even on a good one, it could send you into a funk.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    What does it all mean? Less than meets the eye. Amer is a voluptuous wallow in recycled psychosexual kitsch.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    If its tone is considerably tougher than that of movies adapted from Nicholas Sparks novels, it is still a grown-up soap opera. And as the overly determined plot progresses, it feels increasingly Sparks-like, although there are no dewy young lovebirds to swoon over.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Stephen Holden
    Much more effective at evoking a paranoid mood than at telling a coherent story, and the jerky action sequences are among the film's weaker visual elements.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    If Sweet Sweetback is unforgettable, it is also deeply flawed. The acting is mediocre at best. And in depicting women as grotesque, flailing sex machines serviced by the indifferent stud hero, it matches today's gangsta rap in arrogant misogyny.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Stephen Holden
    This unwieldy amalgam of science fiction and horror, directed by Paul Anderson, douses almost every scene with glitzy special effects in a futile attempt to cover up a paucity of thought.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    It is wonderful at conveying a sense of suffocating ennui. Too wonderful, since the story is so sketchily told and the dialogue is so fragmentary that it doesn't quite cohere. The characters remain hazy ciphers in the torpid atmosphere of a place you'll never want to visit.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    If Divan is often fascinating, it is sometimes frustrating.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    It is a strange piece of work.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    The movie is so busy constructing its labyrinthine plot that it often forgets to plumb the souls of its characters.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Throughout Grbavica the desire to forget and the need to remember are at loggerheads. At Sara’s school the psychological wounds of the war are being handed down to her generation through the separation of heroes and nonheroes. Fathers pass their weapons down to their sons. Even as you leave a war behind, you bring it with you.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Though less reassuring and not as dramatically coherent as "Hotel Rwanda," it still packs a hard punch.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Keeps its claws carefully retracted. That's probably for the best, since the documentary still leaves a bitter aftertaste.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    For all its sensitivity to the subject, The Farewell Party makes a number of tonal missteps of which the most glaring is the insertion of a musical number that upsets the movie’s otherwise sensible balance between the comedic and the morbid.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Stephen Holden
    Instead of seriously investigating corruption, money laundering and the buying of politicians, Manda Bala would rather spend its time showing slimy brown frogs slithering over one another as they are dumped from one container into another.

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