For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 38% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Simran Hans' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Lowest review score: 20 Stardust
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 293
293 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Simon’s fly-on-the-wall mode is a distancing tool, but shouldn’t be confused with ambivalence. Exposing the mechanics of decision-making is an implicit reproof of increasing conservatism, both of La Fémis itself and the film-makers they are producing.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The final set piece is a little protracted, but the jokes are mostly sharp and enjoyably self-referential and the songs still catchy (one track is titled Catchy Song).
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Rubika Shah’s smart, spirited feature debut is a whistle-stop tour of a DIY uprising.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    So often, historical films are stale and mired in misery, but Harriet has a rare buoyancy.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s a pulpy, comic-book noir to this highly enjoyable thriller, whose rules and parameters are clear.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The final battle is giddily cathartic, but the catharsis arises from prioritising character development over plot and spectacle. This, I imagine, will be the Avengers’ legacy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s just enough magic and mystery to tease out a supernatural reading of the film, though Petzold encourages viewers to find pleasure in puzzling out his femme fatale for themselves.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The jokes are brutal and very funny, with Benjamin the butt of most of them.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The use of the notoriously media-shy Margiela’s warm, serious spoken voice helps to create intimacy, even though we never see his face.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Refreshingly, Farhadi is ambivalent towards his “hero”, and his control over the film’s tone is masterful; what begins as funny and almost farcical, soon shifts into something much sadder and more sobering.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film’s bluesy woodwind score has a teasing, goading quality that feels tinged with melancholy; the spectre of Aids hovers around the film’s edges.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Eerie images of a bloodied fingernail and long grass lit by amber floodlights signal Oakley’s sly sense of humour and eye for visual poetry.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Perhaps too reliant on the structure of the original article, which tells the events in flashback, the film wraps up a little hastily. Brilliantly, though, the editing is teasing rather than explicit; Scafaria offers just enough of the girls and their bodies to get pulses racing without exploiting them or their story.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Dujardin plays it ingeniously straight, embarking on a violent rampage set to French lounge music.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    There’s lots to love here, not least the animation itself, which uses split screens, Ben-Day dots and onomatopoeic text that mimic the tactile experience of reading physical comics – panels, hatching and primary colours intact and ready to leap off the page.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Hall emphasises the moral grey area by shooting in black and white, an ingenious choice that allows her to light Clare as black or white.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Kasbe makes the most of his extraordinary access by presenting the film vérité style, preferring to immerse the audience in his characters’ lives to better make the case for each of their choices.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    Inspired by real events, the film is at its best when it leans into the action-adventure genre; director Tom Harper smartly uses camera-shake and closeups to immerse the audience in the weather’s volatility.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    The film is understated rather than mawkish.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Simran Hans
    [A] wonky, charming satire.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The parallels drawn between Fabienne’s life and the stories she’s drawn to are a little on the nose. “What matters most is personality! Presence!” she declares, determined not to fade into obscurity. Deneuve’s luminous performance ensures she won’t.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    High-class sex work is presented as a financial quick fix and a route to female empowerment, but the film’s sex-positive politics gloss over any of the job’s potential pitfalls.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Reorienting a typically white male genre around themes of feminist awakening and racial tension is an intriguing proposition, so it’s frustrating that Brosnahan remains blank and the film’s pace plodding.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There are some gory moments (a man’s leg is sliced, the flesh falling off like meat from a rotisserie, and a sleazy character has a grisly encounter with a lawnmower), but the film extracts more laughs than genuine scares.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Poehler, herself a gifted comedian, doesn’t include her own voice in the film, though we still get a sense of her feminist perspective.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The story is a little flat, but the gorgeous, hand-crafted puppets and sets give the film dimension.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Letts gives thoughtful context to the way he was able to straddle the racially delineated worlds of dub reggae and punk rock, drawing parallels between the merging of subcultures in 1970s London, and the intersection of hip-hop and rock’n’roll in 1980s New York.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There are many things to enjoy here, not least the force of Cage’s performance as incensed lumberjack Red (and, it must be said, his scream).
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Millennial self-interest and performative liberal politics are contrasted with “authentic”, let-it-all-hang-out conservatism. It’s a simplistic critique. Still, the frequently charming Rogen brings enough of his affable, nice guy credibility to each character to ground both loose cannon Herschel and his straight man foil.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    My Rembrandt is at its most interesting when struggling to reconcile the slow, careful work of art restoration with the crass, instant gratification on acquiring such rarefied objects.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is a meticulously, perhaps even cynically crafted crowd-pleaser. Even those alive to its tactics might find themselves wiping away a tear or two.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Whishaw’s intensity is gripping to watch but the character remains opaque; whether we’re meant to read Joseph as experiencing psychosis or simply suffering the unforgiving conditions of city life under capitalism is ambiguous.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    X
    The latest film from horror director Ti West (The House of the Devil), about a porn movie shoot gone wrong, is ripe with playful winks and nudges.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Diallo utilises the visual language of horror – red lighting, empty shower stalls, a gnarled hand that emerges from under the bed – to express the terror of racism and the rot of its legacy.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s something touching about seeing the 91-year-old Eastwood in such a reflective mood.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To call the film meditative would be to undersell Kosakovskiy’s instinct for drama and tension.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    As Amber becomes more comfortable with her queerness, the taciturn Eddie retreats inwards. Their parallel journeys dispense with a one-size-fits-all coming-out narrative and are handled with a lightness of touch by Irish writer and director David Freyne.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    With its hero’s journey structure, punchily edited racing scenes and warmly drawn oddball community (a widow, Maureen, is obsessed with Tunnock’s Tea Cakes), the film is shamelessly predictable and thoroughly feelgood.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though the film suggests a hardiness borne of her working-class background and mobster father, Polina remains fairly opaque. At least the contemporary dance sequences are beautifully mounted; French choreographer Angelin Preljocaj has a co-director credit on the film.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s teen protagonists, meanwhile, are chaste children’s book heroes, but the horror, based on illustrator Stephen Gammell’s drawings, has a gruesome quality that feels too full-on for youngsters.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Prior acquaintance with the eight previous instalments of this colossal action movie franchise isn’t necessary for enjoyment of this one – the film’s muscle cars and maximalist approach continue to serve it well.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The tone is weird, seesawing between broad comedy (Tig Notaro and Octavia Spencer as hardened adoption agency workers) and manipulative melodrama (I hate to admit it, but a standoff between Pete, Ellie and Lizzy moved me to tears).
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film works hard to complicate the character of Widner, but flattens the pernicious culture that formed him.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Pontecorvo seems particularly interested in conveying the gravitas of Lúcia’s spiritual burden, which is anchored by Gil, who is full of quiet intensity and impressive conviction.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Back in New York and with Iron Man gone, everyone’s asking Spider-Man if he is going to be the new lead Avenger; Holland is an endearing and quick-witted enough presence to suggest he might just be up to the task.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s satisfyingly gross – there’s plenty of black bile, crunching bones and half-chewed bodies. Russell, best known for her radiant portrayal of a domestic abuse survivor in Adrienne Shelly’s Waitress, is clever casting too.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kawase’s frequent use of handheld camera gives parts of the film a quasi-documentary feel, but it’s the lyrical touches . . . that hit the hardest.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The material feels more like a play than a film, its drama shrunk down into a single, digestible day, but it’s affecting in its muted seriousness.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Pete Davidson and 30 Rock’s Tracy Morgan are enjoyable diversions but the jokes themselves are less high-concept, hinging on the men’s thoughts, which are mostly predictable (and predictably crass).
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    There’s a sense of Stranger Things camaraderie among Billy and his foster siblings, who are actually fun to spend time with, and the film’s message of found family is a sweet one. Still, its overblown finale overstays its welcome, teeing up the team as mainstays in the inevitable sequel.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Hyperactive editing, the jittery rap score and an obligatory acid trip scene grate, but Doff’s social commentary is sharp.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s sometimes tiresome sense of humour is laddish in its embrace of viscera (blood, boils, vomit and live spiders all feature), but as the narrative trots (or, rather, plods) along, its men are revealed to be endearingly less so.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Oscar-winner Tom McCarthy (Spotlight), this is a thoughtful, knotty character study, albeit one nestled inside a polished, and less interesting, action thriller.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Brits Hunnam, O’Connell and Barden are strangely well cast as its all-American grifters. (Hunnam in particular gives a finely tuned performance as a washed-up smooth talker who still knows how to flirt.)
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Mostly, though, as a B-movie, Greta works; the moments in which it leans into its own silliness are its best.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Documentaries should be more than a vehicle for information. Here, the message is hard to argue with, but the medium – an excess of music video-style cutting, contemporary pop culture montages and literal music cues – does the material no favours.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Grainger (soon to be seen in Sophie Hyde’s brilliant, jagged Animals) is a magnetic and sensual foil to the frowning, reliably expressive Paquin. The flirty tension between the two feels quietly credible, the camera occasionally shuddering with desire. A pity, then, that this sweetness is lost as the film makes a tonal swerve in its final third.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    I like Branagh’s eye for landscapes too; space is used elegantly, while widescreen canvases glow green and orange.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In theory, natural light is more forgiving than its artificial counterpart: in photographs, it makes the subject look less harsh. Less so here.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alexandra Shipp is a grounding presence as Larson’s girlfriend, Susan, while Garfield fizzes with energy and outsize emotion. He’s a fabulous crier and pitch-perfect as a shrill, preening narcissist who manages, against the odds, to remain resolutely likable.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    In its better moments, this studio oddity is a tense thriller, at its worst, draggy and self-indulgent.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Pig
    Though the film is teed up as a kind of John Wick-style revenge bender, Cage’s star persona is soon smartly subverted.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The songs are a bum note, but the film does raise thoughtful questions about dogma, fake news and the identity crises that might occur once a community’s core beliefs are challenged.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The Roads Not Taken is frequently moving, and a fascinating creative idea, but without sufficient information about Leo’s character to anchor the narrative, it feels too abstract.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The showy singer turned actor struggles to modulate his natural charisma, a flirtatious, extroverted energy repeatedly leaking out where it should be muffled.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Writer-director Victor Levin’s caustic take on the romcom works better as a treatise on the genre than as an example of it. The staging of the individual scenes feels like an afterthought, with the stars and script doing all the heavy lifting. Still, the scaffolding is there.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Zoë Kravitz is a highlight as cocktail waitress turned cat burglar Selina Kyle.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Dern brings a hungry, manic energy to Albert, a sad and troubled woman who used LeRoy as a vehicle to process her own childhood trauma, while Stewart’s performance is typically interiorised and exacting.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film has a cold, abstract beauty.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is best when it sticks to children’s caper mode, jostled along by gentle toilet humour, bad-tempered barnyard animals and a scene of two kids driving a van across Manhattan.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Kechiche is quite brilliant at using stretches of time to create space for actors to let their characters breathe. It’s a sleight of hand that makes the intimacy on screen seem as though it’s unfolding organically, deployed to particularly dexterous effect in one sequence that takes place in a bar.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is obsessed with deconstructing good screenwriting, the way a line lands, and ensuring clear character motivation.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film spends scant time exploring the implications of these darker themes, and doesn’t attempt to understand the root of Dreykov’s god complex. Instead, it’s more comfortable in comedy mode.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    It’s lighthearted stuff and mostly benign too, save its unashamedly effusive stance on the monarchy.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The debut feature from animation studio Locksmith is cute but familiar.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Gibney struggles to psychologically penetrate his cold antihero.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    To suggest Krasinski is only interested in surface thrills feels at odds with the seriousness of his craft. Judicious pacing, clever cross-cutting and visceral sound design build tension, but there’s an absence of soul, and no satisfying sense of what the monsters might be a metaphor for.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Directed by Tina Gordon Chism, co-writer of What Men Want, the film is cute enough, even if key ideas aren’t especially novel: it’s lonely at the top; we need to connect with our inner child; everyone is insecure as a teenager.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Indeed, I’d have happily watched Cox flirt with Rosanna Arquette’s museum curator for 90 minutes; her game attempts to parrot his Gaelic and a tentative kiss while gardening, knee-deep in soil, are strangely charming.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The sci-fi stuff is tedious, but Wiig and Mumolo are bawdy and brilliant as ever, their effortless chemistry bolstered by years of collaboration.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    When Fine encourages him to elaborate, Wilson isn’t especially articulate, but his emotional responses to the individual songs are often lucid and revealing.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    A climactic fight that takes place in the eye of a hurricane is appropriately silly but lacks a sense of fun.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    [A] charming sequel.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Alma Pöysti is luminous as Jansson, bringing to life her playful, pleasure-seeking artist’s spirit.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film lurches into conventional horror-thriller territory as it progresses, though there are interesting moments.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Levine’s playful deconstruction of tortured genius is a witty and provocative send-up of tyrannical directors, diva-ish actors and over-invested voyeurs alike.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    This immersive, slow-burning documentary about a Congolese charcoal maker finds poetry in the punishing, monotonous graft of one man’s trade.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    More than 70 civil and criminal charges have been lodged against the family. Marcos flaunted her wealth while her country’s living standards plummeted, and Greenfield’s portrait is damning.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film’s formal qualities obscure Nemes’s intentions instead of illuminating them. It’s all too vague to function effectively as either a commentary on the build-up to the Great War or as the story of a woman looking to find her place in a city predicated on rigid, gender-determined hierarchies.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Nolan’s desire to stimulate both the blood and the brain feels earnest. What’s frustrating is that he doesn’t trust his audience to follow along.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The overall tone is one of wry knowingness, which is DaCosta’s achilles heel.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Though this stolid drama, based on a true case, begins as a procedural, about systems, processes and deadlines, it is most absorbing when it zeroes in on one man’s moral arc.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Cameos from Awkwafina, Nicki Minaj and Pete Davidson, and a subplot involving a trio of adorable hatchlings, are amusing diversions, but Jones’s dynamic voice work is the highlight.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Ma
    Those who enjoy Blumhouse productions for their unabashed silliness will be pleased to discover a sticky slice of schlock, with both household appliances and prosthetic genitals given their genre moments.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The film is a vehicle for Haddish, whose timing and delivery make the jokes jump off the page.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The styling is at odds with the otherwise straightforward courtroom narrative. The prestige procedural elements work better; the real-life story is enraging, and it’s fun to see Benedict Cumberbatch’s morally conflicted military prosecutor lock horns with Foster’s icy human rights lawyer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    MacKay is muted; his character is teased for his reserve, a quality he shares with the film. Niewöhner gives the sparkier performance, as a passionate German nationalist whose loyalty has flipped.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Film-maker Jamila Wignot pays particular attention to the specificity of Ailey’s black influences: the church, blues music and his southern upbringing, all of which informed his best-known work, Revelations (1960).
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    Inevitably, some chapters work better than others but it’s an interesting, sideways look at how violence can serve as a catalyst rather than a climax and how it can change – and galvanise – a community.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Simran Hans
    The metaphors are messy (trauma makes people extraordinary?) and the pacing’s off, but it’s fun to see the individual films’ universes crossing over.

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