Simran Hans
Select another critic »For 293 reviews, this critic has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3 points lower than other critics.
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Simran Hans' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | Hale County This Morning, This Evening | |
| Lowest review score: | Stardust | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 120 out of 293
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Mixed: 168 out of 293
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Negative: 5 out of 293
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- Simran Hans
The cartoonish tone of the relentless violence feels at odds with the otherwise sombre, apocalyptic mood.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 19, 2021
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- Simran Hans
This story of motherhood and moral conundrums, of privilege and philanthropy and “worthy causes” is one whose dramatic twists and soapy reveals feel at odds with the cultivated tone of serious, muted elegance.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s a note of truth in Bell’s finely tuned performance as a character whose insecurities have calcified over the years, hardening her to genuine goodwill, which she frequently misreads as pity.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 4, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The director treats the film as an empathy exercise, hoping to complicate and humanise a terrorist. Yet this is undermined by the obvious red flags that she plants in each section. Saeed’s flight path becomes a foregone conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Alexis Louder holds her own as the heroine of (and sole woman in) Joe Carnahan’s lean, mean, 70s-inspired action thriller.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 12, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It is gleefully dorky, hopelessly earnest, sincere, quite possibly to a fault. It unfolds as a series of Springsteen-soundtracked set pieces, each shamelessly engineered to maximise catharsis, cheering and possibly weeping from the audience.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 11, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film shies away from any kind of political commentary, and as a result feels oddly sapped of fire or urgency.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 9, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The spectacle is more involving than the plot, especially the dazzling image of Kong floating skyward, serene and surrounded by purple glowing rocks.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 3, 2021
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- Simran Hans
It’s not unfunny watching McConaughey smoke a joint from between Isla Fisher’s toes, but some viewers may find themselves less enamoured of Moondog than the film is.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s perhaps an over-reliance on voiceover by way of letters and emails, though the film’s unvarnished formal directness is a good thing, given the sensitive material.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 5, 2019
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- Simran Hans
There’s comedy in its depiction of the Swedish prime minister as a caricature of even-temperedness, but from its gaudy 70s costuming to its goofy, wobbling tone, everything about this film feels uncomfortably broad.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 23, 2019
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- Simran Hans
In its attempts to provide an antidote to the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s catalogue of liberal fantasies, the film swings too far in the other direction.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 23, 2019
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The ratcheting tension is sadly punctured by unintentionally hilarious scenes of ambitious “research” by journalist Amy (Valene Kane), mostly involving frantic Googling and YouTube tutorials on “how to look younger”.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 9, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Marsden is charming enough, summoning surprising chemistry with Schwartz, and so it’s not total torture spending an hour and a half with the pair. Yet for better or worse, it doesn’t linger.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 17, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Based on the true story of a group of Swedish men who competed in the synchronised swimming world championship, Swimming With Men is reminiscent of The Full Monty, its feelgood climax landing with a welcome, if gentle, splash.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 6, 2018
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- Simran Hans
There is about as much jeopardy as you’d expect from an action thriller about an obscure land dispute; a tense encounter with an angry polar bear and a phantom hot air balloon are highlights during the endless plodding across the frozen wilderness.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 5, 2022
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- Simran Hans
This harrowing retelling of Norwegian rightwing extremist Anders Behring Breivik’s 2011 terrorist attack on the island of Utøya is less exploitative than Paul Greengrass’s brutal, Netflix-bound, English-language version, but the question remains: does a tragedy have to be turned into cinema for people to engage with it?- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 12, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Butler is convincingly sturdy as Banning, but the film’s politics are shaky.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Wright is sympathetic and believable, but we never truly get a sense of Edee or her desires outside the bounds of her loss.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 6, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The scenes of family bonding are tiresome but the action is mostly tense and cheerfully bloody.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 25, 2019
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- Simran Hans
It’d be easy to map Gilliam on to Grisoni, a film-maker dogged by his artistic misfires and the mess left in their wake. Really, though, he’s Quixote, stuck in a noble past and wilfully disconnected from a present that jostles uncomfortably close.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Most irritating is the murder scene itself, which sees both women stripping nude, seemingly in order for the camera to leer more effectively at their bodies rather than to spare them getting their petticoats bloodied.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Dec 25, 2018
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 2, 2020
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- Simran Hans
There is something queasy about mining such fresh real-life trauma for popcorn entertainment.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Footage of recent concerts and meet and greets is included to showcase both her imperious glamour and how far she’s come, yet we never really get a sense of where she’s been, let alone My Life’s musical and cultural context.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 27, 2021
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- Simran Hans
I’m a huge fan of Cornish’s 2011 debut Attack the Block, but this film isn’t nearly as energetic or enjoyably wacky as its predecessor. In fairness, it’s pitched at a considerably younger audience, but at two hours it drags; less patient children may struggle.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 21, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Probably, the intention was to make explicit the connections between Theo’s past and present, but there’s not enough detail or characterisation for this structural intervention to work. Without those connecting narrative bones, the result is all flab and no flavour.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 3, 2019
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- Simran Hans
As a genre exercise, the film starts promisingly enough, contrasting claustrophobic, dimly lit interiors with atmospheric wides of the landscape composed like moody paintings. Worthington-Cox is compelling, by turns twitchy, tentative, stoic and bold. Still, something isn’t clicking.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 26, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Unfortunately, the second half is over-reliant on flashy disaster set pieces, blazing towards a predictable, melodramatic conclusion.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Debicki (The Tale, Widows) is wonderful as Woolf, a wry and solemn observer, but the rest of the film is all too literal.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film works better as a comedy than a horror, skewering its ignorant US tourists, and better still as a spiteful relationship drama.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 7, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Characters and storylines appear to have been chosen at random by a Woody Allen meme generator.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jun 11, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film is called Misbehaviour, but a timid script belies mischief of any sort.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 24, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 30, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The film feels thin, drab and ultimately unable to harness the collective power of its otherwise talented cast.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The tone veers haphazardly from tense, high-stakes cat-and-mouse chase to ill-judged satire.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2020
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- Simran Hans
From his cheesy narration (“Nothing is more addictive than the past,” Nick solemnly opines) to the movie’s double-crossing femme fatale and nocturnal, neon-lit setting, the director has great fun playing with genre tropes, but it’s unclear whether she’s going for heightened camp.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 22, 2021
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- Simran Hans
The decision to turn the film into a procedural with a redemptive ending feels like an attempt to grasp at justice, but it’s harrowing to watch all the same, yet offering little context and few fresh insights.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Clearly, it’s intended as a vehicle for Wilson, who is credited as co-producer, but it’s Hathaway who steals the show.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 14, 2019
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- Simran Hans
This unwillingness to divulge anything truly intimate, combined with the film’s jumbled chronology, gives the whole thing a thin, Wikipedia-ish feel. Jett says she wants to offer her fans “a primal release”. A pity, then, that this film about her is so repressed.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Guy Ritchie’s latest gangster comedy presents itself as a harmless romp, but behind its wink-wink-nudge-nudge humour is a bitter and dated worldview.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 4, 2020
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 19, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t resist revelling in a conservative conclusion outside Buckingham Palace, with a victory banner fluttering against a smattering of St George’s flags.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The smug asides plastered on screen, and the hyperactive inserts of nature documentary footage do nothing to raise the film’s real-life stakes.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 11, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The tone flits between revenge thriller and against-the-elements survival movie, but commits to neither.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The film can’t square the fact that its protagonists are the victims of sexism and yet perpetuate it by sheer virtue of working for a rightwing news channel.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 18, 2020
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- Simran Hans
The relatively scant highlights include the film’s sunset pastels, shoals of fish in penguin waiter uniforms, a homage to Atlantis (the Las Vegas one) and a plot point involving the power of the Macarena.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 14, 2018
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- Simran Hans
In an improvement on the film’s predecessor, director Andy Serkis dispenses with detailed explanations and instead amps up the humour, leaning into the goofy, flirtatious dynamic between Venom and Brock.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 17, 2021
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- Simran Hans
With its drab, overpowering score, this tedious drama is nearly as gruelling as the trek up Scotland’s Suilven.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 30, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The attempts at authentic stoner dialogue soon become tedious, with too little plot or character development grounding the inanity (Hill’s self-written script also features an eyebrow-raising overuse of the N-word).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Apr 15, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Kenneth Branagh’s unabashedly feelgood memoir of growing up in Belfast as the Troubles erupted in the late 1960s suffers from a problem of perspective.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
The film fetishises female strength, but only in its ability to prop up men; its women remain prettified empty shells.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 1, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The performances, especially the brittle Louis-Dreyfus, are admirably grounded, but the script’s comedy wastes time with lazy barbs about European brusqueness and American exceptionalism abroad.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
It’s not subtle, or particularly clever, though Glow’s Betty Gilpin is fun to watch as an ultra-violent ex-military veteran with a southern drawl.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Mar 31, 2020
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- Simran Hans
Adams is a vivacious screen presence with a twinkle in her eye, and Jordan can’t quite match her, unable to draw out any real inner turmoil in a character who is respectable to a fault.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 23, 2022
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- Simran Hans
There are a few rascally moments, such as Jim Broadbent settingoff roman candles in his back garden, but mostly it’s a staid affair, laden with dragged-outscenes of the gang doing thejob.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jan 24, 2019
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- Simran Hans
The journey is a nice excuse to paint Tom into a cheerily cosmopolitan portrait of the UK.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Aug 31, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Merlant’s performance is committed, and the film takes her romantic and sexual fixation with the ride seriously, immersing the viewer in her dazzling, neon-lit world.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Jul 11, 2021
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- Simran Hans
Mena Massoud’s boyband haircut brings a certain charm, but like the rest of the film, he’s blandly competent.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 29, 2019
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- Simran Hans
Shanley has an Oscar and a Pulitzer (he wrote the sublime Moonstruck, and the stage and screen versions of Doubt). Here, that’s easy to forget, given the cartoon accents and overblown metaphors about horses destined to jump the fence.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted May 2, 2021
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- Simran Hans
At least the CGI is clever, the consistency of Venom’s viscous, hostless form moving between molten metal and melted chewing gum.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 8, 2018
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- Simran Hans
Fans of the band might enjoy watching the movie cycle through their hits (and there are many), but those, like me, hoping for a more robust appraisal of the late Freddie Mercury may find themselves disappointed.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Oct 27, 2018
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- Simran Hans
The film doesn’t understand what mode it wants to operate in; serious thriller with emotional stakes or contrived, cynical satire (a set piece around a Twitter hashtag seems to suggest the latter).- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
You could make the argument that this film is effective enough as a series of stunt gags in 70s costume, and an alcoholic bear certainly made me crack a smile. But the subplot involving DC’s attempts to bring up his 14-year-old daughter is a saccharine afterthought, and feels oddly out of step with the vacuous nature of the rest of the film’s throwaway laughs.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 2, 2018
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- Simran Hans
An over-explanatory voiceover seems to indicate a lack of confidence in the script’s jumbled plotting and laggy pacing. The performances aren’t bad (Ameen’s charisma eclipses the expositional dialogue), but the stakes feel low and the characters gangster-movie generic.- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 2, 2018
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- The Observer (UK)
- Posted Sep 11, 2021
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