Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
The British WWII drama “Munich - The Edge of War” starts off as a prim spy thriller and ends as an insufferable civics lesson.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 21, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The new New York Ninja often feels like a pre-fab midnight movie that was made with apparent love and care but without much urgency or creativity.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 19, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Unlike a lot of recent indie horror movies, An Unquiet Grave doesn’t feel bogged down by the last few decades’ worth of American horror. It’s a spare, dread-filled mood piece whose just-so dialogue, too-tight close-ups, and deceptively subdued pacing all tease out small, but essential details from both of these elusive central characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
While many of the jokes in Hotel Transylvania: Transformania probably won’t linger in your mind, they are still fairly well-executed.- TheWrap
- Posted Jan 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
King Car may leave viewers wondering about a number of basic questions (mostly related to the plot), but it also often feels open and precise enough to work on its own terms.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 7, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
There may be nothing new about America Underdog, but it’s still good enough, as far as non-perishable comfort food goes.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
There are a lot of ideas swimming around in “The Pit,” but most of them aren’t arranged well enough to demand your attention.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
In theory, that sort of self-victimization could be funny; in this reality, not so much.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 10, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
With his rich coming-of-age drama The Hand of God, Italian filmmaker Paolo Sorrentino not only courts, but squashes comparisons to formative maestro Federico Fellini.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Dec 3, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Watching Smith's buddies pay him heartfelt tribute is one thing, but that doesn’t make spending so much time (115 minutes???) with his fawning co-conspirators feel much less oppressive.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 23, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Vonnegut’s family members and biographers provide the most intriguing material in Kurt Vonnegut: Unstuck in Time, but their interviews are too brief to enhance viewers’ appreciation of his work.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 18, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
I wanted to root for and care about the world of “Night Raiders,” but I never felt like Niska and her daughter said more about themselves than their predictable behavior advertised.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 12, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
It takes some chutzpah to name your siege thriller Dangerous, and unfortunately, there’s not enough of it in the Scott Eastwood actioner of that name.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 5, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The first and maybe biggest problem facing viewers when they watch The Spine of Night is its drab and dramatically inert animation style.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 29, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The wispy depression drama A Mouthful of Air floats more weighty ideas about mental illness and suicidal ideation than its episodic narrative can accommodate.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 27, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Army of Thieves, a by-the-numbers heist movie and prequel to Zack Snyder’s gloomy zombie caper “Army of the Dead,” traces over that previous movie without ever improving or even just replicating its lighter elements, especially its chases and safecracking shenanigans.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 26, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
We meander from one story to the next until every idea, big and small, gets cast aside with childish zeal.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 22, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Labyrinth of Cinema is tremendously affecting, frequently beguiling, usually exhausting, and on, and on, and on.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 20, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Maybe this is a product of the movie’s nature as an adaptation, but there’s never really a moment in There’s Someone Inside Your House that suggests its protagonists are real enough to be worth rooting for.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Oct 6, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Character actor Tom Skerritt takes the lead for once in this gentle, melancholic drama about an older man who, while overwhelmed by suicidal thoughts, figures some things out for himself. Fans of David Guterson’s source novel will probably get it, but everyone else might need a moment to get the picture.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 27, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a great—or maybe just better—drama somewhere in the pre-WWII Japanese period drama Wife of a Spy, a low-simmering psychological thriller about Satoko Fukahara (Yu Aoi) and her mysterious husband Yusaku (Issey Takahashi).- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Wan’s never been the most technically adept or sophisticated storyteller, but his weaknesses as a filmmaker are especially apparent throughout.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The darkly funny American indie drama Small Engine Repair works best when it’s a hangout comedy starring three schlubby New England burnouts.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 7, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
There’s a lot of walking and talking, but this thing never really moves fast enough, not even during its action scenes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 3, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The canned British character study Mogul Mowgli disappoints on a few levels, especially given its admirable focus on authenticity and cultural identity in a kitchen-sink drama about Zed (Riz Ahmed), an aspiring British Pakistani rapper.- TheWrap
- Posted Sep 2, 2021
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- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 27, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, much of Cryptozoo feels like an earnest, flashy genre exercise that’s more eccentric than thoughtful. It looks great on paper, but not so much on a screen.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 20, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
It’s hard to get lost in Cameron’s images or Joy’s workmanlike direction given how often they’re overwhelmed by her flashy dialogue.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 19, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Not Going Quietly credibly highlights the “moral stakes” of Barkan’s cause, as one of his colleague says, with a welcome mix of candor and artful consideration.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
To enjoy Days, you have commit to its earthy dream logic. It is an extraordinary movie; it is not an easy sit.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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