Simon Abrams
Select another critic »For 859 reviews, this critic has graded:
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39% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | The Asian Connection | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 391 out of 859
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Mixed: 241 out of 859
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Negative: 227 out of 859
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- Simon Abrams
It’s hard to get lost in Cameron’s images or Joy’s workmanlike direction given how often they’re overwhelmed by her flashy dialogue.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 19, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Not Going Quietly credibly highlights the “moral stakes” of Barkan’s cause, as one of his colleague says, with a welcome mix of candor and artful consideration.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
To enjoy Days, you have commit to its earthy dream logic. It is an extraordinary movie; it is not an easy sit.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The East is essentially divided into two halves, and neither is more illuminating than the other.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
A giddy chase scene almost singlehandedly rescues Escape from Mogadishu, an otherwise unmoving South Korean political thriller about the real-life Korean diplomats who fled Somalia during that country’s 1991 civil war.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 6, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The uniquely underwhelming sci-fi lawyer drama Naked Singularity is a weird mashup of ill-fitting genre tropes and quarter-cooked ideas about social justice and alternate realities.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 2, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
It’s nice to see that the Muscles from Brussels is not only self-aware, but also sharp enough whenever he has to take a baby step or two beyond his own shadow.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 30, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
More often than not, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins is a dire checklist of clichés that were already gathering moss back in the 1980s, when G.I. Joe was a popular children’s cartoon.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Human error—or uncertainty—is the biggest source of tension in this movie, and it goes a long way towards making this sequel (a little) more than the sum of its flashy parts. You may not need another Escape Room, but this new one is good enough to leave you wanting more.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
While The Tomorrow War isn’t exactly good, it is often promising enough to convince you that at some point, it will reward your time and patience.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 1, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
If you enjoy watching barrel-penned fish get got with a BB gun, you're bound to love Vicious Fun. Vicious Fun courts that kind of glib dismissal since so much of the movie reassures viewers that its creators are also addicted to the formulaic slasher movies that they kind of, sort of mock.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 29, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
So while Enid’s investigation never goes anywhere noteworthy, Censor still fosters an increasingly desperate, anxiety-inducing effect.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 11, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
There are a lot of fragmentary ideas in The Real Thing, but they’re not cohesive or worthwhile as they’re loosely formed into one grey 232-minute lump.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 4, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The action in Funhouse is consistently cheap and generally silly. That’s sort of the movie’s point, but it’s also sort of hard to care when everything else is so tacky.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 28, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Too bad The Djinn is often as plodding as it is impersonal. This movie crawls whenever it needs to sprint.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 14, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
You can either be sentimental or bitter about the movies, but you can rarely charm people by being both at once. Unfortunately, the people behind the Indian moviemaking comedy RK/RKAY took that risk, and wound up making a mawkish, inert fantasy about a filmmaker whose protagonist escapes his movie within the movie.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 14, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The Paper Tigers is still very much a martial arts movie that ends with a late-night rooftop fight, and then a celebratory dim sum meal. But if you already like this sort of lightweight crowdpleaser, you’re bound to find something worthwhile here.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 7, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
In many ways, Zhang’s latest is the coldest film that he’s made in a while, though it might also be his most alluring.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 30, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Bloodthirsty isn’t as deep or dark as it needs to be, and that’s way more frustrating than its general lack of werewolves.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 23, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Unfortunately, the quality of storytelling here often isn’t strong enough to hold one’s interest throughout such a diminutive runtime. Still, you might enjoy yourself if you don’t expect much character development, but do look forward to some creative uses of improvised weapons, like a hammer and a septic tank lid.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 17, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
A light touch doesn’t suit the heavy themes in The Power, a horror psychodrama that’s specifically concerned with sexual misconduct and then more generally about the abuse of (you guessed it) power at a London hospital.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 8, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The director's gifted collaborators sometimes perk up this listless parable, but never enough to sell its second-hand fatalism.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 2, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The Vault is not, in other words, just derivative—it’s also flabby and bland.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 26, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
And when the movie’s over, nothing is resolved that the filmmakers didn’t side-step or reduce to a few unconvincing symbols of hope for a more equitable future. You might like Enforcement if that’s a line you already want to buy; there’s otherwise not much here to change your mind.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 19, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, despite its creators’ general fussiness, The Truffle Hunters is good enough, if only because guys like Carlo and Angelo are more charming than they are eccentric.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 5, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
What makes The Vigil so frustrating is that it feels like a product and not a reflection of its subject’s identity crisis.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 26, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Hovannisian's documentary would be much more convincing if he picked a single aspect of Tankian’s activism—or composing, or personality—and considered it in greater detail.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The ensemble cast members all dutifully perform their roles, but there’s not much for them to sink their teeth into.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 5, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
This may be Goro Miyazaki’s most eccentric feature yet, but it’s also his least engaging. Earwig and the Witch doesn’t move the way it should, and that’s lethal when your last name is Miyazaki.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 3, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The unsettling mood and creeping pace of the Indonesian horror movie The Queen of Black Magic take some getting used to.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 29, 2021
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