Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
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Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Prisoner of War may sometimes deliver what you hope for, but it’s an otherwise sloppy outing for Adkins, who by now should expect more from himself and his audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 19, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Rabbit Trap, a supernatural drama about a young couple haunted by a creepy child, revels in the tropes and tics of a few decades’ worth of British folk horror.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 12, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
It’s a character-driven drama populated by sketchy characters who are mostly compelling thanks to the movie’s strong ensemble cast and Haugerud’s typically sensitive direction. So unfortunately, the suggestive power of Johanne’s journey fades as the movie slowly heads to its inconclusive finale.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 12, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The movie’s cast members all seem to understand their assignments, which makes even the sketchiest material seem more robust. There’s also more technical polish, as well as a general knack for comic timing, than you might expect from a remake of “The Toxic Avenger.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 29, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Here, the filmmakers know exactly what kind of movie their audience wants and have a better-than-average plan to deliver it. You say you want more bromantic chemistry, over-the-top action, and flamboyant, logic-defying plot twists? “War 2” delivers all of that.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 18, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Jimmy & Stiggs is a slick wallow into a cranked-up, self-destructive headspace that frequently over-compensates for what it lacks in plot and character development with sheer vigor and volume alone.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 15, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Kaufman keeps things moving at a brisk pace and delivers the sort of cheesy dialogue and story beats that you should expect from this dorky, but serviceable genre exercise. He’s a better action filmmaker than he is a straight-up dramatist, as you can unfortunately tell in scenes where the protagonists struggle to emote through visually and emotionally flat dialogue scenes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 25, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The Banished, about a grieving woman’s search for her missing brother, sometimes feels like a compendium of modern horror movie clichés. That doesn’t always matter, since the movie is thick enough with dread to work despite its distracting familiarity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 18, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Kermani deserves credit for expanding on Hill’s story, which has a great premise, but not much else going for it.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 11, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
It’s hard enough to watch performers struggle to pump up thin material, even though the main cast’s members all seem capable of the physical business required of their roles. It’s harder to watch as the makers of this scrappy, low-budget production give away too much whenever they rely on effects-driven action or drama.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 27, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Dialogue does most of the heavy-lifting here, just like in “Love”, the first and most recently released entry of Haugerud’s thematically related series. Haugerud’s knack for visual storytelling also makes a difference, specifically in how he presents the city of Oslo and its features as an enriching backdrop.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 13, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
As it is, “The Gardener” suggests that Van Damme still doesn’t know how to both give his audience what they want and show off his range.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 6, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Your enjoyment of “Tornado” depends on how much you want to root for thinly drawn characters who don’t look strong enough to carry an entire movie. They can and they can’t, depending on how patient you’re feeling.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 30, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The Surrender accomplishes a lot with a sketch-sized story and matching compositional agility and precision. It’s short (less than 90 minutes!) and sweet and the best kind of upsetting.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 23, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Love remains distinct, given its unsparing view of people as flawed and not very sure of themselves.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
At heart, Caught By the Tides is an experimental romantic drama, though that makes it sound unapproachable and a little gimmicky. It’s neither, thankfully, and that’s largely thanks to Jia’s typical focus on the material signs of time’s relentless passage.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 9, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Last Bullet puts a decisive capper on the previous movies’ action-intensive gearhead-cop saga, though it’s hard to say how much closure one might need from these characters. They’re charming enough thanks to a committed ensemble cast, but nothing about the movie’s by-the-numbers narcotics cops vs. dirty cops story demands further extension.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 7, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Director Joshua Erkman shows promise throughout “A Desert,” his first feature, but his movie’s unyielding scenario, co-written with Bossi Baker, makes it hard to want to hang around while thinly drawn characters vaguely establish the movie’s themes.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 2, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
With Bullet Train Explosion, you get a straight-down-the-line crowdpleaser, replete with duty-bound authority figures in well-pressed uniforms, anxious and often self-absorbed passengers, Macgyver-like problem-solving, seat-of-your-pants close calls, that sort of thing. There are no real surprises here, just what you’d want from this sort of cheeseball entertainment.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Writer/director Chad Archibald still shows some promise here, especially whenever he lets his actors, cinematographer, makeup, creature, and production designer sell what is, at heart, a generic possession story. He thankfully does this often enough to keep the plot’s familiar and slowly dispensed beats from feeling too rote.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 18, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Only Cage’s most diehard cultists will want to go to bat for this performance, and they could easily struggle to accentuate the positive. It’s manic, confounding, and gaspingly funny, too (for a moment), but boy, howdy, so what?- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 11, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Co-directors and writers Billy Bryk and “Stranger Things” star Finn Wolfhard pay homage to ‘80s body count pics with a sappy but likable coming-of-age comedy about a group of summer camp counselors who are stalked and slayed by a masked killer.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 4, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Việt and Nam only initially looks like something that you might expect to find on John Waters’ Best of the Year list. Soon enough the movie becomes a gentle romance about loving the dead.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 28, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
It’s not a hard movie to follow or fall for, as fans of Guiraudie’s earlier movies already know. He commands our attention even when his characters are either too ridiculous or too petty to be taken seriously.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 21, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Instead of relishing the specific details of this story, you wind up enjoying its familiar pleasures and then maybe its creators’ proficient execution.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 27, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The battle scenes are grand, the martial arts fights are fleet and impressive, and the romantic drama is taken seriously enough. It’s a bit of a headache, but “Legend of the Condor Heroes: The Gallants” still has its cornball charms.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 21, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Ne Zha 2 is a rare sequel that amplifies both its action and drama without sacrificing much of what already worked in the last movie. It’s also a rare blockbuster that offers something worthwhile for a wide-ranging audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Judgmental and ungenerous, Alex’s story gives you enough answers to either tsk-tsk or nod sadly in response. The rest’s up to you, the viewer, which feels like a bit of a cop-out.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 14, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
Here, finally, is the movie that you likely wanted to see in the first place, replete with fantastic beasts, computer-generated spells, and other supernatural attractions. If you embrace this superior sequel for what it is, you’ll find a lot to like in “Creation of the Gods II: Demon Force.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 31, 2025
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- Posted Jan 22, 2025
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