Simon Abrams
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40% higher than the average critic
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6% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Simon Abrams' Scores
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| Average review score: | 55 | |
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| Highest review score: | Viet and Nam | |
| Lowest review score: | Zookeeper | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 390 out of 854
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Mixed: 239 out of 854
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Negative: 225 out of 854
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- Simon Abrams
Love remains distinct, given its unsparing view of people as flawed and not very sure of themselves.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
The just-shy-of-great teen comedy Dear Dictator is the rare high-concept coming-of-age story with enough warmth and smart-ass charm to (hopefully!) make it accessible for a fairly wide cross-section of moviegoers.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 16, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Dupieux’s latest will either annoy or charm you depending on how much you appreciate being led around by the nose by a filmmaker and a cast of characters who seem pretty committed to jerking you around.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 5, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
I often rolled my eyes at the kitschy, broad humor that Knife+Heart director Yann Gonzalzez (who co-wrote the film with Cristiano Mangione) sometimes used to characterize his sexually active queer characters.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 15, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Goofy, over-earnest, and just good enough where it counts, Kalki 2898 AD outdistances its competition simply by digging deeper than expected into its patchy lore’s rich melodramatic turf.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jun 28, 2024
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- Simon Abrams
It is also the post-punk writer/director Sion Sono's most accessible film: a middle-aged filmmaker's tribute to the kind of epic-sized gangster-romance he used to fantasize about making.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 7, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The Great Wall has significant problems — namely with Damon and sidekick Pedro Pascal's lack of bromantic chemistry — but chief among its rewards is its ability to marry its Eastern and Western sensibilities.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 17, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
With Bullet Train Explosion, you get a straight-down-the-line crowdpleaser, replete with duty-bound authority figures in well-pressed uniforms, anxious and often self-absorbed passengers, Macgyver-like problem-solving, seat-of-your-pants close calls, that sort of thing. There are no real surprises here, just what you’d want from this sort of cheeseball entertainment.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Apr 23, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
It's also genuinely warm and involving because of the participation of everyone from Carmen Vega, Giger's widow, to Sandra Berretta, Giger's former assistant and self-described "life partner." The film is, in that sense, an effective memorial, one filmed after Giger himself admitted that he had said all he wanted to say in his art.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted May 15, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Sun Choke is, after all, a melodrama, so you have to believe in Hagan's character. All of the impressionistic cinematography and special effects in the world couldn't save the film if you didn't care enough about Hagan's performance.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 5, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Weathering With You, Shinkai’s latest animated romantic-fantasy to be released in America, has the same spark of ingenuity and consistency of vision as his earlier work.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jan 17, 2020
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- Simon Abrams
As we tag along with Haroun’s characters, we learn to appreciate their story as a small, but vivid study of lives that are so much more than their progressive developments.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 4, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
As a performer, Fischbach’s frantic performance can sometimes be distractingly monotonous, but as a filmmaker, he has an impressive eye not only for compositional details, but also for how his images cut and flow together.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Feb 6, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
The movie’s cast members all seem to understand their assignments, which makes even the sketchiest material seem more robust. There’s also more technical polish, as well as a general knack for comic timing, than you might expect from a remake of “The Toxic Avenger.”- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 29, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
A visually impressive mix of hand-drawn and CGI animation with basic action-adventure elements that are always viscerally satisfying thanks to Hosoda's apparent warts-and-all love for humanity.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 4, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
More detailed critical or historical context might have enhanced director Amanda Kim’s already informative and loving portrait of Korean video artist Nam June Paik. But there’s so much in Kim’s movie—especially in actor Steven Yeun’s voiceover narration and talking head interviews with Paik’s colleagues and contemporaries—that this account of Paik’s working life still resonates.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 24, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
Baskin does what many horror films try and fail to do: it makes you feel like you're a passive prisoner/spectator, watching as an especially vivid nightmare unfolds.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 25, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Is it good? Uh, well, kind of. Does it make sense? Hmm, er, ask me another. Is it worth seeing? Oh, absolutely.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 24, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Character actor Tom Skerritt takes the lead for once in this gentle, melancholic drama about an older man who, while overwhelmed by suicidal thoughts, figures some things out for himself. Fans of David Guterson’s source novel will probably get it, but everyone else might need a moment to get the picture.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Sep 27, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
The makers of Going to Mars do right by Giovanni by showing how she speaks for herself.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 3, 2023
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- Simon Abrams
The heroes of this film are, in other words, selfish, but never in a venal, or ugly way. They're human, and they do what they must to face each successive challenge they're confronted with.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Aug 4, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Ne Zha 2 is a rare sequel that amplifies both its action and drama without sacrificing much of what already worked in the last movie. It’s also a rare blockbuster that offers something worthwhile for a wide-ranging audience.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Feb 19, 2025
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- Simon Abrams
I can't think of another recent domestic drama that is simultaneously so optimistic and so melancholic.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 8, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Hark's new film is a consummately bizarre crowd-pleaser that throws everything at the viewer from makeshift plastic surgery by acupuncture to death by spontaneous combustion.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 29, 2011
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- Simon Abrams
Indian melodrama Rangoon somehow manages to be emotionally resonant despite being overstuffed. This is no small feat given how many different genres, tones, and characters this film juggles.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Mar 9, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
It’s “Avatar” meets “Fantastic Voyage,” and it also looks really good on a big screen thanks to Disney’s many, many talented animators. With their help, “Strange World” breezes through a checklist of formulaic plot points and canned emotional revelations with enough style and sensitivity to make it work.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Nov 23, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
There are no good or bad people in The Island, just a group of hapless schmucks who become more sympathetic as they get more desperate.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 9, 2018
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
German Concentration Camps Factual Survey may not teach us today much that Schindler's List, your local rabbi, or a quick Google search can't, but it remains a vital artifact of a time when Dachau and Auschwitz were not synonymous with "genocide."- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 5, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Fortune Favors Lady Nikuko succeeds where so many other movies like it fail simply by making its characters seem real enough to be going through a series of familiar growing pains.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 2, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Stone-faced martial-arts star Donnie Yen does a lot with a little in wuxia weepy Ip Man 3, the rare kung fu film whose sentimental dialogue scenes are just as good as its stripped-down action sequences.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 19, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Memories of the Sword stands apart from other action films because Park wisely imagines violence as an elemental clash of dispositions.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 25, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
You've seen neo-noirs like this before, but you probably haven't had this much fun with a modern B movie in a while.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 10, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Winningly over-the-top Korean gangster drama Asura: The City of Madness is what you'd get if you combined The Wire with a really good soap opera.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
The grisly post-torture-porn horror flick Incident in a Ghostland serves as an effectively punishing critique of the relentless misogyny that has become a staple of every stupid Texas Chain Saw Massacre knockoff that pits sexually active women against emotionally disturbed serial killers.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 28, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The equally thrilling and exhausting Hong Kong martial arts fantasy Detective Dee: The Four Heavenly Kings boasts more inventive weapons, monsters, and plot twists than most Western audiences will know what to do with.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 26, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Come for Ku's joyful choreography, stay for Yen's most memorable post-comeback performance.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 19, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The makers of the irresistible character-study doc Itzhak capture Itzhak Perlman’s characteristic warmth and bravado through short, anecdote-centric scenes that make the Israeli American violinist sound like a big-hearted raconteur who’s just dying to tell you everything about himself.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 8, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
The Taking of Tiger Mountain may not always be as grand as it should be, but its thrills compensate for its shortcomings.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 30, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
The Elephant Queen may not suit every adult viewers’ taste, but it is exceptionally sensitive and consistently thoughtful, especially when it’s concerned with the sorts of facts of life of which younger kids are probably already vaguely aware.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 17, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Cassel’s Gauguin may ultimately be a lightweight cinematic descendant of the monstrous European pioneers that Klaus Kinski played in Aguirre, the Wrath of God and Fitzcarraldo, but he’s also both menacing and pitiable enough to make Gauguin: Voyage to Tahiti riveting on a moment-to-moment basis.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 12, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Chashme Baddoor's modest charms dissipate quickly, but they're certainly real.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 9, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
Piers McGrail's nuanced, moody cinematography brings out the best in writer-director Ivan Kavanagh's over-mannered but effectively creepy ghost story.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Superior found-footage horror film Creep tellingly loses steam after it stops being a rote but tense game of chicken between a normcore derangoid (he likes hikes, hugs, and pancakes) and his wary victim.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Wu and Lin have great chemistry, but only because Chow was smart enough to reimagine Journey to the West as a rare character-driven big-budget action-adventure — the kind of thing Americans might love if they knew it existed.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 2, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Barely Lethal's combination of bawdy humor and earnest affection for its high-school-aged protagonists is surprisingly well-balanced.- Village Voice
- Posted May 26, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Dany's mystery may ultimately go one twist too far. But until then, viewers can easily lose themselves while daydreaming about a French dame in distress with bad luck and an alluring look.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 15, 2015
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- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Boss is that rare Bollywood action film whose stars are worthy of the pedestal they're put on.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 29, 2013
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- Simon Abrams
First-time director Stiles White's effective use of long takes and director of photography David Emmerichs's wide-angle digital cinematography make an otherwise generic teen ghost story unexpectedly atmospheric.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 28, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Documentary character study Kung Fu Elliot starts off as a cringe-humor portrait of a delusional would-be action star, but gradually transforms into a thoughtful examination of its title character's naïveté.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 24, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
Instead of over-glorifying their shared past, Ericsson pays loving tribute to what remains of his subjects' relationship.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 16, 2014
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- Simon Abrams
Chan seems to do everything he can think of to ingratiate himself with viewers.- Village Voice
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- Simon Abrams
What's most arresting is the way Mizgirev's vision of 1860s Russia shines through in the perspiration on Champagne goblets, the flicker of candlelight on faces, and the sheen of polished-steel dueling pistols.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Queer writer-director Mitchell Lichtenstein (the mind behind the vagina dentata horror-comedy Teeth) and an impressive team of collaborators inspire laughs and/or terror out of the libidinal hang-ups of frail stay-at-home mom Constance (Jena Malone) and her unfulfilled spouse, Joseph (Ed Stoppard).- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 16, 2017
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- Simon Abrams
Not Going Quietly credibly highlights the “moral stakes” of Barkan’s cause, as one of his colleague says, with a welcome mix of candor and artful consideration.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 13, 2021
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- Simon Abrams
Thank You for Playing transforms a father's confession into a revealing work of art.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Simon Abrams
Thankfully, Cooke crams in so much persuasively appalling information — especially during a tangential aside on mentally ill patients’ high death rates — that it’s easy to forgive him for seemingly trying to push all viewers’ proverbial buttons at once.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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- Simon Abrams
Schwarz piles on more than enough damning interview footage to support his and Katz’s case, making Tantura a better-than-average work of docu-agitprop.- TheWrap
- Posted Nov 29, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Because Silence’s might doesn’t eventually set things right for Snow Hill’s residents, The Great Silence goes out with a devastating bang.- Village Voice
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- Simon Abrams
Yakusho's breathless, riveting performance grounds The World of Kanako even as it threatens to devolve into an unbearable series of nihilistic plot twists and gory set pieces.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 1, 2015
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- Simon Abrams
In this case, Eckhart exudes the sort of unselfconscious paternal energy that’s needed to keep things moving in between the familiar, but well-executed disaster movie story beats. He almost single-handedly makes Deep Water a better-than-average genre exercise, though the bloody shark attacks and corny banter don’t hurt either.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 30, 2026
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- Simon Abrams
While this new “Dragon Ball” spinoff may not be all things to all viewers, it’s also a thrilling showcase for Toriyama’s beloved characters.- TheWrap
- Posted Aug 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
The sturdy but shallow martial arts melodrama Ip Man 4: The Finale isn’t much more than what fans have already gotten from the popular action franchise.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 23, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
Impressive sound design, which makes every carabiner clink and boulder impact seem monumental, and Lee’s skilled use of close-up photography (combined with fast-cut montage editing) make “The Climbers” worth seeing on a big screen.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 1, 2019
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- Simon Abrams
While some talking points tend to be belabored and others don’t get unpacked at great enough length, Lynch/Oz still offers movie-lovers a variety of thoughtful and dynamic new ways of seeing Lynch’s work.- TheWrap
- Posted Oct 10, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
If you like unabashedly corny teen romances, there’s a fair chance that the sheer too-much-ness of The Quintessential Quintuplets Movie will appeal to you.- TheWrap
- Posted Dec 1, 2022
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- Simon Abrams
Human error—or uncertainty—is the biggest source of tension in this movie, and it goes a long way towards making this sequel (a little) more than the sum of its flashy parts. You may not need another Escape Room, but this new one is good enough to leave you wanting more.- RogerEbert.com
- Posted Jul 15, 2021
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