Robbie Collin

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For 1,122 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Robbie Collin's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 Sentimental Value
Lowest review score: 0 Christmas Karma
Score distribution:
1122 movie reviews
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Nikou’s film is wonderfully astute on love’s unruliness: it wants you to both delight in and despair of it, and have fun doing both.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    While the plot often has a trudgy, through-the-motions feel, the same can’t be said for the animation itself, especially in the musical interludes.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    This uproarious sequel to the Bristol studio’s beloved debut feature, which premiered at the London Film Festival today, takes what mercifully no one has yet labelled the Chicken Run Cinematic Universe and moves it on precisely one cultural notch.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Nichols’ film delivers a grubbily glamorous blast of underworld machismo of the sort that Scorsese himself made a mid-career speciality: think wildly charismatic performances, elegant camerawork, regular jabs of barbarous violence, and a skin-fizzingly sharp jukebox soundtrack.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    The folklore underpinning The Boy and the Heron is crazily sui generis: it rushes and sparkles and sploshes like a child’s imagination, making the sort of synaptic leaps in both image-making and storytelling that should be impossible for an adult brain to pull off.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    Foe
    This pensive science-fiction three-hander, adapted by the Lion and Mary Magdalene director and Iain Reid from the latter’s 2018 novel, quickly settles into its solemn, elliptical groove – and then sticks to it so doggedly, it becomes a tonal rut from which the film increasingly struggles to escape.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    Giamatti isn’t playing a type, so much as a man who has taken refuge inside one in order to armour himself against the more exposing aspects of human existence. It’s a riotous but also slyly moving performance of a performance – and, along with Randolph’s, is rightly being talked about for awards.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    The Miracle Club’s own manoeuvrings can, at times, feel a bit pat and convenient. But its final moment of reconciliation – Smith and Linney back home by the shore, having pruned back 40 years of emotional overgrowth – justifies the trip.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    In a pivotal scene, the younger Nicholas explains to his colleagues that he has faith in ordinary people because, well, an ordinary person is all that he is. One Life’s wholehearted embrace of that sentiment is the root of its limitations – and its potency too.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    Stripped back to basics, Saw’s appeal (if that’s the word) is certainly clearer than it’s been for a while; the series isn’t really horror at all, but a revenge thriller taken to deliberately appalling test-your-nerve extremes.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    First-time writer-director Chloe Domont beats a sly, perceptive path across this tricky psychological turf.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    In every shot, the mix of gritty local colour and artful digital augmentations is riveting: you’re always vaguely aware that what you’re looking at can’t all be real, but the line which splits reality from fantasy is impossible to spot.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Robbie Collin
    How can it be possible that nine years have passed since the previous instalment, yet every facet of this one feels so woefully first-draft? Expend4bles: wh4t a lo4d of cr4p.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    El Conde is a visual feast as much as a visceral one, but its artful poise belies its bloodlust. Larraín is making his points here not with fang-like precision, but a gleeful crocodilian chomp.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    On a first viewing, I wasn’t quite convinced by some of the glitchy japes Bonello deploys here and there . . . But perhaps he wants us to think of the film itself like its torn heroine: a strange machine whose ghost refuses to give up.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Hit Man trips along on great writing, Linklater’s witty, light-touch direction and a rich sense of place, but what makes it especially pleasurable is Powell and Arjona’s naturally steamy rapport.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Robbie Collin
    There was barely a scene in Dogman that didn’t have me yelping in disbelief.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    Given his otherwise grim recent form, Allen himself may have simply got lucky with this one, but the charm and sparkle here are real.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    The vibe is documentary plus poetry – a little Andrea Arnold, a little Chloé Zhao – with symbolic touches that might have felt a bit much (see: recurring visions of bison) had they not been so carefully leavened with down-to-earth warmth and wit.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    The film’s signature move is poking around the strange psychological grey space between being kept and being caught.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Much of the pleasure of the film is in procedure: watching someone work diligently and knowledgeably towards a goal that just happens to be murder. But a darkly fun tension emerges between its anti-hero’s internalised principles and how he actually behaves when pressed.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    Not everything in it lands cleanly, but even its misses excite, and its direct hits are knockouts.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    This triumphant adaptation, which premiered last night at Venice, strip-mines Gray’s book for all its funniest, fizziest and sexiest ideas, and leaves the chewier, more literary stuff on paper, where it belongs. I’d say purists might bridle, but speaking as one of them, I wasn’t just relieved, but overjoyed.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    This being a Wes Anderson film, it almost goes without saying the details are delectable.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    The crash scenes have a horrible heart-in-mouth quality: it’s as if you can feel the tumble of gravity working on your own insides. And the same goes for the racing itself, which like the vehicles is somehow sleek and crunchy all at once – inches from disaster at any given moment, and all the more beautiful for it.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    It offers a selection of sweaty, string-vesty, bulgy-bare-armsy scenes from the life of the real-life submarine commander Salvatore Todaro, played here by Pierfranceso Favino. It isn’t dreadful.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    Theater Camp’s comedy springs entirely from personality: the jokes aren’t really quotable because they depend on you knowing who’s making them to work.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Scrapper rummages around with style. It puts bubbles in the kitchen sink.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    The film’s tendency to go broad wherever possible renders it fairly un-scary, while in place of Get Out’s deep and needling cultural allegory we instead get pointed jabs at American film and television trends. It’s all good fun as far as it goes, but Story and his cast could have afforded to sharpen their own blades a bit.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    The problem isn’t that this unusual combination of genres doesn’t click. It’s that the jokes are so stale, the performances so broad, and the plot so greased up with improbable short cuts, that Audrey’s journey feels less like a voyage of self-discovery than a coach tour of the form’s dustiest landmarks.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    Meg 2, by design, is a completely anonymous bag of lukewarm McDonalds – it’s hard to be mad at it, but only because nothing in it stands out enough to get mad at.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    It’s summer-holiday eye candy with a sherbetty experimental fizz.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    This spooky theme-park spin-off has its moments, but the plot is creakier than the floorboards, and why is it over two hours long?
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    Far too much of it still feels scaled to the stage. Comic material that in a theatre might have simply played as broad comes across as forehead-smashingly crass, while the dramatic shorthand in the grown-up scenes turns that whole section of the story into a conveyor belt of clichés.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    Christopher Nolan's portrait of the father of the nuclear bomb is a triumph, like witnessing history itself being split open.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Greta Gerwig takes on feminism and the patriarchy in this hilarious, deeply bizarre film.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    The Bird Box beasts may be back in business, and perhaps in films to come we might even get a proper look at one. But it’s hard not to feel the apocalypse has moved on without them.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    It’s all so giddily bizarre, the film deserves a health warning of its own: will induce (entirely pleasurable) lightheadedness and shortness of breath.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    Director Chris Smith builds the film around Ridgeley’s mother’s scrapbooks of photographs and memorabilia – and perhaps partly because of that, it ends up feeling like little more than a leaf through the milestones. It’s been made for the fans, but they’ll know every last detail already: it’s pop history as singalong.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    Disguises, time bombs, runaway trains: Cruise, his director Christopher McQuarrie and their collaborators are very consciously working in a century-old tradition here, perhaps to show the business and art of stunning audiences can – if we choose – be much the same now as it ever was.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    It’s not simply that its various comedic scenarios aren’t funny (though they aren’t); or that all of its would-be snappy one-liners drop on the floor like wet socks (though they do), or that the timing is so off that it feels like the film was edited with a spork. It’s that nobody on screen, Lawrence included, seems remotely invested in the exercise in the first place.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Robbie Collin
    Every shot is sluiced in flat grey light – the action scenes look like gravel in a food processor – while the dialogue is all botched quips and clichés (“Did somebody order backup?” one Transformer smarms while cocking a rocket launcher), and the human characters timidly written nobodies.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    It’s the Pixar film that has to remind its audience what a Pixar film is.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    While the film never shocks it almost always compels, and Breillat crafts some images that keep tingling in the mind long after they’ve faded from sight.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Tran, a practised sensualist, is superb at depicting food as a vehicle for pleasure.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    Teenage idealism curdling into cult-like insanity is a punchy, timely subject. But it’s hard to discern what Hauser and her regular co-writer Géraldine Bajard actually want to do with it, or how much sympathy their film has for Miss Novak’s follower-victims.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    It’s juicily ambitious stuff: imagine the familial tensions of The Royal Tenenbaums and The Darjeeling Limited mapped onto an entire nation, but also playing out in multiple close-up vignettes.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Manning Walker’s wily command of tone and glistening sweat and DayGlo visuals do make you pine to be young again for the first half hour or so of this.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    For the most part, sound and image are irreconcilable, so you find yourself either listening in horror or watching with pleasure, only for the spell to be broken by some eye or ear-catching detail in the other temporal strand.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    On paper, this looks like a flatly impossible task for DiCaprio: the film’s central character is neither hero nor charismatic outlaw, but a grasping, biddable, determinedly unreflective stooge, whose actions inspire revulsion and outrage.But he meets the challenge with one of the finest, most complex performances he’s ever given.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    “To write poetry after Auschwitz is barbaric”, Theodor Adorno famously wrote. Glazer’s film gives us the prosaic instead, refashioning it into the darkest, most vital sort of art it might be possible for us as a species to produce.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    It ultimately feels like a counterfeit of priceless treasure: the shape and the gleam of it might be superficially convincing for a bit, but the shabbier craftsmanship gets all the more glaring the longer you look.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    It’s mostly handsomely shot, with painterly vistas of the French countryside and lots of dazzling Versailles interiors. But the central relationship never convinces – it all just feels like a performance, put on for the benefit of the courtiers and by extension, us.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    An entirely uproarious 90 minutes at the cinema which asks nothing more of its audience than that they keep their incredulity suspended for just a few seconds longer and keep enjoying the ride.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Where the film moves from compelling to revelatory is in its use of archive footage of Fox – from his films and shows, but also televised personal appearances – to reveal a join-the-dots picture of what was actually going on behind the hot-young-star facade.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    The staging and tone are determinedly old-fashioned, and the atmosphere of romance and danger only amplified by the glorious French settings: lots of muddy byways, echoing courtyards and fine, candlelit interiors, and not a green screen in sight.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    Yes, Evil Dead Rise indulges in the odd bit of homage, from its chainsaw-based final showdown to an amusing opening gag about Raimi’s trademark demon’s-eye-view tracking shots. But it mostly just wants to scare you witless – and (for this critic, anyway), resoundingly succeeds.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Robbie Collin
    For all its decorative twists and curls, this is a sophisticated, searching work.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    Writer-director James Gunn finds moments of inspiration in this sequel, but the plot is a mess, the film irritable and frazzled.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 100 Robbie Collin
    It might end up being the most beautiful, moving and all-around-loveliest children’s film of the year.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Robbie Collin
    The issue here isn’t the moment-to-moment loopiness. It’s that the film’s cumulative unmanageableness soon starts to look like a put-on – Aster seems much more interested in pushing the limits of his audience, rather than his own.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Robbie Collin
    Air
    It’s absorbing and well-acted enough that at times you could almost forget you were being asked to emotionally invest in which company gets to slide its wares onto a rich young sportsman’s feet.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 20 Robbie Collin
    Somehow, this new animated adaptation of the video game is even worse than the abominable 1993 live-action. Even the CGI is second-rate.

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