For 73 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 42% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Rob Staeger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 50
Highest review score: 90 Creepy
Lowest review score: 0 Nothing Left to Fear
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 21 out of 73
  2. Negative: 22 out of 73
73 movie reviews
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The anthology is a mixed stocking; if you reach inside, something's likely to grab you.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    The plot develops confidently (if unsurprisingly), abetted by coincidence and shoddy police work, but it's the tone that grates.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    At no point does this film strive to be more than a second-rate version of what it is: a halfhearted attempt to make some scratch while pretending the devil exists. Some trick.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The drama plays out as expected — the ending, particularly, seems too pat — but offers several well-executed moments of tension along the way.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Rob Staeger
    Early scenes overplay the shock of these phantasms, but just as you expect Geoghegan to crank up the effects, the film mixes in some subtler scares.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Rob Staeger
    Conversations meander and fizzle; characters repeat themselves, speaking in banalities and clichés.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Green seems to be asking: In the face of beasts whose scale and life cycles we can't begin to grasp, how can we allow our fellow human beings to be so unknowable?
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Ghoul rewards attention for much of its running time with subtle scares and growing unease, before squandering it in a shaky chase through twisted corridors that goes nowhere unexpected.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Director Jordan Rubin and the cast know the material is ridiculous, but calibrate the tone so that the dangers still feel dangerous.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Rob Staeger
    Muck pairs a repellent concept with amateurish dialogue, acting, editing, lighting, and pacing.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Fans will clamor for Wyrmwood 2; the brothers have the talent to aim higher.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Eventually succumbs to the weight of plot contrivance.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Rob Staeger
    If you're in the bag for werewolves (or have a thing for hairy dudes smoking distinctive pipes), Wolves is a beckoning howl in the night. As an action movie, however, it's surprisingly tame.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    The scenery looks just fine, however; it's the performances and dialogue that wobble and creak.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Rob Staeger
    Fewer cops and more full-tilt vampire batshittery might not have resulted in a more coherent movie, necessarily, but almost certainly would've made for a more captivating one.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Overall, it's a strong sampler, with surprising variety.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Rob Staeger
    With Stonehearst Asylum, director Brad Anderson doles out a vintage Halloween treat — a straightforward Poe adaptation of the sort that Vincent Price used to star in — and gives it a freshness and complexity that make it a delight.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The film is playful throughout... Unfortunately, the shoddy treatment of the film's sole LGBT character and a tendency to use people in wheelchairs as punchlines mar this otherwise delightful gruesome confection.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    Catch Hell suffers from both a drowsy start and a dragging ending.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    After a promising start, rote possession imagery eventually becomes the focus, culminating in a by-the-numbers ending.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Unfortunately, Dinosaur 13 never manages to display the story's many complex parts in a way that enables viewers to grasp the whole beast.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Vincent Guastini's makeup effects are the star here, a refreshing change from the inky CGI morphing of too much modern horror.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Rob Staeger
    The film's clumsy script elicits groans, but it's the plot that infuriates.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Restaging the 1978 Jonestown massacre for a present-day suspense movie is by most definitions tasteless, although The Sacrament infuses the past with ghoulish immediacy.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    The resulting creep show has some frantic action scenes, but never quite enough spring in its step.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The feudal revenge drama sacrifices thrills in favor of moral reflection in the unspoiled French countryside, keeping most of its violence at arm's length.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    In Fear traffics in suspicion, ratcheting tension, and shocks — including a few really effective ones — more than in satisfying explanations.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Director Mitchell Altieri helms the thriller with a sure hand.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    The film is most successful when humanizing the people behind the objectification, with lives beyond the smut.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The film suffers from a series of unsatisfying endings, but it's nonetheless refreshing to see a zombie movie with brains behind the camera instead of on the menu.

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