Rob Staeger
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54% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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42% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Rob Staeger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 50 | |
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| Highest review score: | Creepy | |
| Lowest review score: | Nothing Left to Fear | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 21 out of 73
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Mixed: 30 out of 73
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Negative: 22 out of 73
73
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reviews
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- Rob Staeger
Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares. Its longest-lasting contribution, however, might be the cheery earworm of a fight song that plays over the end credits, infectious as a zombie bite.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 30, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
The feudal revenge drama sacrifices thrills in favor of moral reflection in the unspoiled French countryside, keeping most of its violence at arm's length.- Village Voice
- Posted May 27, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Bogliano is not a subtle director — check his sudden zooms on items of portent — but he painstakingly shows us Caro opening her mind to the possibility of supernatural evil, and he's careful not to tip his hand too soon as to whether it's real or imagined.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
The film itself works best once most of the soldiers have been dispatched—too often in the first half, the constant running and discharging of firearms proves too similar to watching a first-person-shooter video game.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 23, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
The anthology is a mixed stocking; if you reach inside, something's likely to grab you.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 29, 2015
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- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 19, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
Much of Carnage Park is merely a sun-bleached desert creepshow, a murky soup of a murderer toying with his victims simply because he's cra-a-azy.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Rob Staeger
Naturally, not everything is what it seems; there are a couple of necessary untruths even in this plot synopsis. But the part where it seems like some excellent actors have been roped into propping up a hopelessly by-the-numbers horror movie? That’s totally on the level.- L.A. Weekly
- Posted Oct 31, 2018
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- Rob Staeger
The film suffers from a series of unsatisfying endings, but it's nonetheless refreshing to see a zombie movie with brains behind the camera instead of on the menu.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 11, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 27, 2016
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- Rob Staeger
The cast, led by Dan Ewing, Temuera Morrison, and Stephany Jacobsen, delivers sturdy character work, and the action is clear and well-executed, but none of it ventures beyond well-trod ground.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 18, 2018
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- Rob Staeger
Director Jordan Rubin and the cast know the material is ridiculous, but calibrate the tone so that the dangers still feel dangerous.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Green seems to be asking: In the face of beasts whose scale and life cycles we can't begin to grasp, how can we allow our fellow human beings to be so unknowable?- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 14, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Not every gamble works: The girls' intrusive Bejeweled-like social-media game annoys at every turn, and the plot itself is murky. But #Horror mesmerizes nonetheless, filled with tension, cruelty, and can't-look-away style.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 17, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
This sequel comes off as both sillier and crueler than the original, mixing sight gags and labored puns with a vicious assault on a sex-ed teacher, and, well, "duck rape."- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 7, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Writer-directors Micah Wright and Jay Lender are kids'-cartoon vets and show a facility for comedy on a more human level here — as does the nimble cast, which ably handles the tonal shift from travel nightmare to actual nightmare.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Rob Staeger
At no point does this film strive to be more than a second-rate version of what it is: a halfhearted attempt to make some scratch while pretending the devil exists. Some trick.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 26, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
If you're in the bag for werewolves (or have a thing for hairy dudes smoking distinctive pipes), Wolves is a beckoning howl in the night. As an action movie, however, it's surprisingly tame.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 11, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The climactic interrogation wraps up neatly and just in time, much more like a story "based on actual events" than the events themselves.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 20, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
The film is most successful when humanizing the people behind the objectification, with lives beyond the smut.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 11, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
After a promising start, rote possession imagery eventually becomes the focus, culminating in a by-the-numbers ending.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 19, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Kevin and Michael Goetz's direction emphasizes the remoteness of the setting. The howl of the desert wind and the unflagging hammer of the sun are the backdrop for every bad decision, lending them a plausibility they wouldn't have in comfort.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 20, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
The plot develops confidently (if unsurprisingly), abetted by coincidence and shoddy police work, but it's the tone that grates.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 17, 2015
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The film's clumsy script elicits groans, but it's the plot that infuriates.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 22, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Vincent Guastini's makeup effects are the star here, a refreshing change from the inky CGI morphing of too much modern horror.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 29, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 27, 2016
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- Rob Staeger
Thanks to the shakiest of shaky-cams, you don't know whether to wince or lose your lunch.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 8, 2013
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- Rob Staeger
What begins as revolting and off the rails peters out into a weak-sauce final payoff presented as an intervention-themed reality show, so tired and quaintly stupid it no longer offends.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 4, 2017
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