For 73 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 54% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 42% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Rob Staeger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 50
Highest review score: 90 Creepy
Lowest review score: 0 Nothing Left to Fear
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 21 out of 73
  2. Negative: 22 out of 73
73 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Weightless as a bag of crisps, this matinee fare offers more laughs than scares. Its longest-lasting contribution, however, might be the cheery earworm of a fight song that plays over the end credits, infectious as a zombie bite.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The feudal revenge drama sacrifices thrills in favor of moral reflection in the unspoiled French countryside, keeping most of its violence at arm's length.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Bogliano is not a subtle director — check his sudden zooms on items of portent — but he painstakingly shows us Caro opening her mind to the possibility of supernatural evil, and he's careful not to tip his hand too soon as to whether it's real or imagined.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The film itself works best once most of the soldiers have been dispatched—too often in the first half, the constant running and discharging of firearms proves too similar to watching a first-person-shooter video game.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The anthology is a mixed stocking; if you reach inside, something's likely to grab you.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    There's no payoff to the paranoia.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Much of Carnage Park is merely a sun-bleached desert creepshow, a murky soup of a murderer toying with his victims simply because he's cra-a-azy.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    Naturally, not everything is what it seems; there are a couple of necessary untruths even in this plot synopsis. But the part where it seems like some excellent actors have been roped into propping up a hopelessly by-the-numbers horror movie? That’s totally on the level.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    The film suffers from a series of unsatisfying endings, but it's nonetheless refreshing to see a zombie movie with brains behind the camera instead of on the menu.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    Not much substance is buried beneath the irritating style.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Rob Staeger
    The cast, led by Dan Ewing, Temuera Morrison, and Stephany Jacobsen, delivers sturdy character work, and the action is clear and well-executed, but none of it ventures beyond well-trod ground.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Director Jordan Rubin and the cast know the material is ridiculous, but calibrate the tone so that the dangers still feel dangerous.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Green seems to be asking: In the face of beasts whose scale and life cycles we can't begin to grasp, how can we allow our fellow human beings to be so unknowable?
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Not every gamble works: The girls' intrusive Bejeweled-like social-media game annoys at every turn, and the plot itself is murky. But #Horror mesmerizes nonetheless, filled with tension, cruelty, and can't-look-away style.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    This sequel comes off as both sillier and crueler than the original, mixing sight gags and labored puns with a vicious assault on a sex-ed teacher, and, well, "duck rape."
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    Catch Hell suffers from both a drowsy start and a dragging ending.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    Writer-directors Micah Wright and Jay Lender are kids'-cartoon vets and show a facility for comedy on a more human level here — as does the nimble cast, which ably handles the tonal shift from travel nightmare to actual nightmare.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    At no point does this film strive to be more than a second-rate version of what it is: a halfhearted attempt to make some scratch while pretending the devil exists. Some trick.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Rob Staeger
    If you're in the bag for werewolves (or have a thing for hairy dudes smoking distinctive pipes), Wolves is a beckoning howl in the night. As an action movie, however, it's surprisingly tame.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    The climactic interrogation wraps up neatly and just in time, much more like a story "based on actual events" than the events themselves.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 70 Rob Staeger
    The film is most successful when humanizing the people behind the objectification, with lives beyond the smut.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    After a promising start, rote possession imagery eventually becomes the focus, culminating in a by-the-numbers ending.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Kevin and Michael Goetz's direction emphasizes the remoteness of the setting. The howl of the desert wind and the unflagging hammer of the sun are the backdrop for every bad decision, lending them a plausibility they wouldn't have in comfort.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    The plot develops confidently (if unsurprisingly), abetted by coincidence and shoddy police work, but it's the tone that grates.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Rob Staeger
    Eventually succumbs to the weight of plot contrivance.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Rob Staeger
    The film's clumsy script elicits groans, but it's the plot that infuriates.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 60 Rob Staeger
    Vincent Guastini's makeup effects are the star here, a refreshing change from the inky CGI morphing of too much modern horror.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 40 Rob Staeger
    This watered-down throwback to The Wicker Man never really heats up.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Rob Staeger
    Thanks to the shakiest of shaky-cams, you don't know whether to wince or lose your lunch.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 30 Rob Staeger
    What begins as revolting and off the rails peters out into a weak-sauce final payoff presented as an intervention-themed reality show, so tired and quaintly stupid it no longer offends.

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