Rob Staeger
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54% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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42% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 15.7 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Rob Staeger's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 50 | |
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| Highest review score: | Creepy | |
| Lowest review score: | Nothing Left to Fear | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 21 out of 73
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Mixed: 30 out of 73
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Negative: 22 out of 73
73
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- Rob Staeger
The anthology is a mixed stocking; if you reach inside, something's likely to grab you.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 29, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The plot develops confidently (if unsurprisingly), abetted by coincidence and shoddy police work, but it's the tone that grates.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 17, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
At no point does this film strive to be more than a second-rate version of what it is: a halfhearted attempt to make some scratch while pretending the devil exists. Some trick.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 26, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
The drama plays out as expected — the ending, particularly, seems too pat — but offers several well-executed moments of tension along the way.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 2, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Early scenes overplay the shock of these phantasms, but just as you expect Geoghegan to crank up the effects, the film mixes in some subtler scares.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 2, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Conversations meander and fizzle; characters repeat themselves, speaking in banalities and clichés.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Green seems to be asking: In the face of beasts whose scale and life cycles we can't begin to grasp, how can we allow our fellow human beings to be so unknowable?- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 14, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Ghoul rewards attention for much of its running time with subtle scares and growing unease, before squandering it in a shaky chase through twisted corridors that goes nowhere unexpected.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Director Jordan Rubin and the cast know the material is ridiculous, but calibrate the tone so that the dangers still feel dangerous.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Muck pairs a repellent concept with amateurish dialogue, acting, editing, lighting, and pacing.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 10, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
Fans will clamor for Wyrmwood 2; the brothers have the talent to aim higher.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 10, 2015
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- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Rob Staeger
If you're in the bag for werewolves (or have a thing for hairy dudes smoking distinctive pipes), Wolves is a beckoning howl in the night. As an action movie, however, it's surprisingly tame.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 11, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The scenery looks just fine, however; it's the performances and dialogue that wobble and creak.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 30, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Fewer cops and more full-tilt vampire batshittery might not have resulted in a more coherent movie, necessarily, but almost certainly would've made for a more captivating one.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 28, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 28, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
With Stonehearst Asylum, director Brad Anderson doles out a vintage Halloween treat — a straightforward Poe adaptation of the sort that Vincent Price used to star in — and gives it a freshness and complexity that make it a delight.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 21, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The film is playful throughout... Unfortunately, the shoddy treatment of the film's sole LGBT character and a tendency to use people in wheelchairs as punchlines mar this otherwise delightful gruesome confection.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 7, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
After a promising start, rote possession imagery eventually becomes the focus, culminating in a by-the-numbers ending.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 19, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Unfortunately, Dinosaur 13 never manages to display the story's many complex parts in a way that enables viewers to grasp the whole beast.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 12, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Vincent Guastini's makeup effects are the star here, a refreshing change from the inky CGI morphing of too much modern horror.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 29, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The film's clumsy script elicits groans, but it's the plot that infuriates.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 22, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
Restaging the 1978 Jonestown massacre for a present-day suspense movie is by most definitions tasteless, although The Sacrament infuses the past with ghoulish immediacy.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 3, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The resulting creep show has some frantic action scenes, but never quite enough spring in its step.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 3, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The feudal revenge drama sacrifices thrills in favor of moral reflection in the unspoiled French countryside, keeping most of its violence at arm's length.- Village Voice
- Posted May 27, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
In Fear traffics in suspicion, ratcheting tension, and shocks — including a few really effective ones — more than in satisfying explanations.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 4, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 18, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The film is most successful when humanizing the people behind the objectification, with lives beyond the smut.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 11, 2014
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- Rob Staeger
The film suffers from a series of unsatisfying endings, but it's nonetheless refreshing to see a zombie movie with brains behind the camera instead of on the menu.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 11, 2014
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