For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that Durall doesn’t find his torrid and sophisticated story the visual register it deserves, leaving The Offering with a humdrum televisual ambience that’s a bit unsatisfying.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    In the end this is a fundamentally genre-subservient film, staying within the safe lines that absolves it from getting close to the true horrors it hints at.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The net effect of Debbie Harry popping up at 10-second intervals on the soundtrack to top up levels of ironic sass is to highlight how that quality is in generally short supply in the script.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The closing stretch – including an exorcism in an imam’s incantation-lined apartment (interior design goals!) – is brutally effective. By this time, Aisha Kandisha is a towering succubus; postcolonial theory stomping in on a pair of terrifying goat’s hooves.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The tech may be on the blink, but this striking debut makes humanity seem like a beautiful malfunction.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Partly set in the Mumbai underworld, Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra’s boxing drama aims at Raging Bull grit but has an unfortunately irresistible drift towards late-Rocky melodrama.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Boarders is baggily structured, and feels overlong as a result. But it’s still an absorbing look at day-to-day involvement in a sport that’s a combination of dynamism and hyper-precision as an activity, but paradoxically nebulous and uncertain as a long-term career.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Ciorniciuc and his co-writer Lina Vdovîi, in allowing events to unfold slowly in front of the camera, have created a beautifully measured portrait of an amazingly resonant topic.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Given the inherent lack of drama in the kind of unbreakable faith on display here, anyone wishing to tell the story needs to work much harder than this laboured treatment to wring any nuance, conflict or indeed true sublimity from it.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Like the drilling operation, this was a script in sore need of a clean-up operation.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The directing is serviceable, but some rote imagery – especially the ominous crow of death – also likes to hit us over the head. Reddick should have concentrated on giving the characters that kind of treatment.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Not just a valuable crash course in digital-age hermeneutics, this is a gauntlet thrown down to film-makers with an old-fashioned belief in the truth.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    This sharply crafted piece talks the talk and finally threatens to walk the walk.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Rose looks great – her androgynous poise reminiscent of the young Angelina Jolie – and does a capable job carrying Vanquish. But you wonder if this noir-filtered, John Wick-apeing thriller is a little too stripped-back for its own good to advance her career.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little narrative, beyond the Wembley gig approaching; and, more crucially, little conflict, outer or inner.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A riptide of surrealism runs through Chino Moya’s ambitious debut feature, a fantasy suite of tales that don’t so much interlock as butt into one another and blurt out alarming, dreamlike correspondences.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The daft title tries to promise splatterhouse brazenness, but actually fesses up to the film’s lack of imagination.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Ivo van Aart’s movie gives full rein to that desire and is snappily directed – but in the end there is something self-satisfied and sententious about his feminist revenge flick.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    Building to a remorseless climax, Sims-Fewer and co-writer/director Dusty Mancinelli brilliantly, and times almost unwatchably, overhaul the rape-revenge movie as something far more realistic, traumatised and noxious.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    As for interpreting what it all means, leave that to Burns’s therapist. The flamboyance on display here, though, promises great things.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This clever thriller teeters on the brink of abstraction, and walks a razor wire between horror and an incredulous absurdity meant to stand for how women must live in the modern world: the daily toll of living in fear of aggression, physical assault and withstanding the misogynistic structures that excuse them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Emblazoned with mouthy Big Short-style info-dumps, and with a phone-selling scene reminiscent of The Wolf of Wall Street, Body Brokers outwardly seems to be aiming for high Scorsesian amoral operatics. But given the originality of Swab’s take, it’s a shame he couldn’t find the film a more appropriate style: at heart it is a more sober film intent on declaring its outrage.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    A film about a virus-ravaged country under lockdown should be able to hit cogent parallels at will at the moment – but a numbing repetition is sadly the main payout.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Nocturne is simpatico with a protagonist who, in lieu of greatness, decides to steal – then play it like she owns it. An elegant, forking finale proves as much.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    With scant visual bite, perhaps it should’ve been called Evil Ear.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Without any real stylisation to shake up Nolan’s inner realities beyond bog-standard techno-realism, this sunken place has no strong signature of its own – and little to add to the African American experience.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Sud – with plenty of inexorable tracking shots through the family’s chilly condo – efficiently tightens the screw as the twitchy mother and indulgent father first bicker, then are doomed together by their blood allegiances.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It still just about puts the id in Hasidic, thanks to spiritually atmospheric cinematography and a twitchy, expressive performance from Davis, who resembles Riz Ahmed, and wards off evil with that most Jewish of charms: heroic self-deprecation.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Christophe Honoré, now edging into veteran status with his 12th film, once again steps up to the oche of desire and infidelity. But this peppy, flighty and self-involved film – a hybrid of marital drama, chamber piece, erotic farce and crypto-musical – hovers frustratingly outside the bullseye.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The opportunistic genre-welding holds together thanks to vivid performances. Bolger makes a slightly implausible character arc completely convincing, graduating from panicky improvisation to grim determination.

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