For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Initially performed with a slightly incongruous general chirpiness, the film then blazes over the top into a cartoonish frenzy. But otherwise it’s a well-conceived disintegration, with clear sight of the terrain, both outer and inner.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It is a shame that either Chinese authorities had a word, or producers decided to aim for brownie points by fitting No More Bets out as an anti-fraud public-messaging spot – because Ao Shen’s thriller is otherwise a snappily directed and intriguing entrée to the industry of online deception.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Both leads are good, but the ultra-controlled Løkke – with his poster-boy looks and too-timely smiles – is pivotal to stringing out the farce.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Fleshed out in 3D animation, the action – feinting, pivoting and occasionally soaring high above the stands – feels resplendently immediate.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Some of the storytelling gets clotted, leaning too much on the girls shrilly screaming at each other. Bad Things, though, is sharply filmed, with cinematographer Grant Greenberg feng-shuiing the hotel spaces into tone-setting tableaux (with a touch of Twin Peaks’ kitsch).
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It doesn’t help that the film takes itself with Deliverance-like seriousness, and fails to really acknowledge its absurdity.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a testament to Scotney’s performance that Millie retains a perverse kind of integrity even as she dupes herself more than the people around her. A shrewd and promising debut.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The four-part shuffle keeps it lively, and Naud is an imposing black hole.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Aguzarova is quietly phenomenal, never more so than in the sex scene where, holding her curled-up hands away from Tamik’s body, she manages to be coy, conflicted, detached, expectant and amused all at once.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Liu almost manages to throttle up how Lei and the instructors push themselves and their planes into something dramatically interesting, but it never ignites. In the meantime, this is less a movie, more a flying foreign policy document.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is little payoff, with Fickman running shy of the full-blooded commitment to make his film a proper weepie and instead constantly reverting to sassy, annoyingly self-aware comedy that makes light of everything.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    The close-knit ethos might well explain the franchise’s gleefully perverse sense of fun, but the truth is this love-in features too much filler.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The apparently depressing twist gives Linoleum’s entropy-defying optimism successful lift-off.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The 68-year-old Chan slips down off Red Hare like a limber teenager. But horse aside, he largely retreads old ground here, with a handful of shambolic dustups that, apart from the enterprising use of a wicker rocking chair, are pretty standard Jackie.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is lightweight, forgettable stuff.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Phil Hoad
    James’s sleek telling excels at intertwining the personal and the political with illuminating detail.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Despite the uneven execution, Condor’s Nest has just enough bite.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    It’s both by the book and dispiritingly vague.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Perhaps this works for gamers, or within the context of the larger Sword Art Online mythos, but it seems a painfully rote instalment – a bit like being stuck watching a particularly garrulous and boring YouTube gamer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    The slaughter does start to get monotonous, but the film rallies in its final third.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Compensating for there being nothing in the way of any Narnia or Harry Potter-style flitting between realities, this film has crunchily animated brawls every five minutes and a playful embrace of sword’n’sorcery hokum that gives it a little lift.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With his reedy voice and fractionally mis-set eyes, Segan exploits his unsettling qualities in a deadpan performance that he lifts, as director, with pleasingly snappy, almost comic-book-like direction.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Bar Fight! wants to be the best night out of your life, but – mistaking dodgy drunken acting for ambience – it feels pretty ersatz throughout, like one of those pseudo-Irish bars that has bought in all its decor.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    If narrative clarity is obviously not top of Uzeyman and Williams’ priorities, the film always looks amazing: fluorescent dream sequences, glitchy cyberpunk overlays, wild character designs (from costume designer Cedric Mizero and makeup artist Tanya Melendez).
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Something in the Dirt is so high on its own conceptual supply that it doesn’t invest quite enough in the pair’s deteriorating relationship, and consequently starts to drag. But it wrings a mini-cosmos out of next to nothing, its delicately transcendent visuals – courtesy of Moorhead’s photography background – constantly signposting some higher truth just around the next corner.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Hounded’s take is caricatural enough to neuter much sense of actual threat and stop it from being the Brit multicultural answer to Deliverance it sometimes feels like it’s stretching for.
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    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Aided by its physical clout, Summit Fever does hit a kind of rhythm near the end – but last year’s The Summit of the Gods is a more substantial look at this kind of obsession.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Retrofitting medieval Noh as a world of guitar gods and cavorting dancers, Inu-oh has its two disabled lead characters make a psychedelic plea in favour of slipping loose from dominant narratives, told in a fecund patchwork of styles by Yuasa that asserts its own outsider credentials.
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    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Neither slicing under the genre’s surface, nor dicing the heritage well, this reboot is more an unseemly act of IP cannibalism.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Parker clearly has ideas he’s aiming at, but lets his target slip in the fog of war.

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