For 167 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 37% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil Hoad's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Violation
Lowest review score: 20 Shark Bait
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 48 out of 167
  2. Negative: 2 out of 167
167 movie reviews
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This tale of freelance underworld fixer Akilla Brown, played with careworn wisdom by Saul Williams, doesn’t live up to its sharp tailoring and has too much faith in fatigued beats from the gangster-film locker.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    This is the cinematic equivalent of the stopped clock telling the right time twice a day: a film full of stylistic overkill suddenly runs into the material that justifies it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It has a stubborn, almost literary feel for character that accumulates a baleful momentum by the time the finale hits.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Restricted to short line readings presumably because of his well-publicised health difficulties, Bruce Willis is not exactly in fighting shape here. But Corrective Measures is still a bracing combination of super-schlock and social commentary.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Belli’s supple direction – reminiscent of Edgar Wright’s pop’n’snap – keeps its energy levels high as it roves around the living room that is its main location; it also exults in the occasional set-piece, such as the players’ Jazzercise routine. There aren’t quite enough of these zany segues, but with a larger budget, you can smell the franchise potential here.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Phil Hoad
    Tradition of course demands that the pert teen sacrifices in such gore fodder be satisfyingly dislikable. It isn’t easy, though, to make stupidity interesting, and Shark Bait is always one-note in its exploitation of its characters.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    For a film that aims to promote religious diversity and freedom of thought, its metronomic alternation between time frames, narrative slavishness and laughable coda have a suffocating sense of orthodoxy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s a shame that, as it ramps up, this generational tension isn’t dramatised with the sharpness it might have been.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    A halo of kinship, love and the tenacious power of art is gathered around this film.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Charli XCX’s drive and heart are infectious, even for non-Angels.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    It’s a quizzical time capsule of pre-internet fame from the perspective of a troubled but capable young man who knew his way around a camera.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It’s hard to deny Fuhrman’s pinch-faced vehemence and the film’s hallucinatory verve.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Right down to its blaspheming finale, The Exorcism of God burns with a subversive desire to rip back the veil on the church’s earthly corruption – but the iconoclasm is somewhat undermined by the daft horror mechanics Venezuelan director Alejandro Hildalgo props it up with.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Narrating the film with occasional gonzo outbursts (“We were so fucking stupid”), Krichevskaya is perhaps over-infatuated with her subject, but then Sindeeva seems like quite a character.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Patric’s inscrutable performance recedes intriguingly while Elwes over-reaches, suggesting a man locked in internal combat.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    '83
    It is an endearing sports film with just enough awareness of where it stands, now that Britain’s imperial legacy is being questioned more than ever, on a larger field.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    There is a certain Cartesian buzz to be had from Sensation if you abandon all hope of following the plot, and let it wash over you. But that won’t help when it tries to land a final twist that is supposed to bend minds, but is more likely to exhaust patience.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Dolph Lundgren and Scott Adkins make a fine odd couple in this meatily satisfying action film – once it gets moving.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Becoming Cousteau is no hagiography, but greater distance might have also allowed Garbus to reflect more on the man’s environmental legacy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Amid the current explosion of affirmative diversity-driven film-making, there is a kind of strength in such a self-excoriating and uncompromising point of view. Corbine Jr is one to watch.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    This dense but witty film is never caught short for a flourish.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Night Drive doesn’t quite have enough time left to build on sharp interlocking performances by Dalah and Bowen and give their characters the full noir shadings the suitcase coaxes out of them. But it’s still an intriguing alternative routeing for LA night-owl cinema.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Even in terms of its attempted emotional cross-section of the pandemic, Convergence spreads its net too wide.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 80 Phil Hoad
    Madres never loses a strong underpinning of social conscience that seeps into director Ryan Zaragoza’s considered shots.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Director Axelle Carolyn maintains a pleasingly teasing rhythm so it’s a pity that, as the sprightly nursing-home gothic fun winds up, it descends into Scooby Dooish over-explication.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    It gets turgid in its final third but backed by director Gigi Saul Guerrero’s cartoonish punch, Barraza’s cantankerous grimace and hair-trigger rejoinders are a pure pleasure.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    Its history assignment comes out pretty jumbled but this breezy YA vampire flick shrugs “whatever” and gets back to nailing the undead.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    With Civetta ably dashing off a couple of desperate kidnap attempts, The Gateway manages to scrabble over the line.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Phil Hoad
    Charbonier and Powell like moving through the apartment in Steadicam but this results in a soupy style that seeks to cover for the lack of positional imagination and rigour in the script.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil Hoad
    The film coheres quietly, thanks in no small part to the two excellent child performances.

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