Phil de Semlyen

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For 512 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 512
512 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As ever, it’s Zellweger that provides the secret sauce.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Emotionally charged, Last Breath offers a forensic study of cold professionalism in the face of unfolding disaster. It’s deepened, too, by a rich cast of supporting characters, including Lemons’s fiancée in Scotland, the surface crew who recall the fateful night and his teary-eyed dive leader and mentor.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As it is, it’s an atmospheric, sporadically disquieting depiction of fatherhood in freefall.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The acting is a bubbling fondue of clashing styles.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This Nosferatu is a worthy modern addition to a classic horror lineage. Get lost in its shadows.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The songwriting verve of Lin-Manuel Miranda is missed, too. Composers Barlow and Bear chip in with some catchy ditties, but there’s nothing to match How Far I’ll Go and You’re Welcome.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Directed with real élan by Edward Berger – going two-for-two on literary adaptions after his take on All Quiet on the Western Front – Conclave is a film for the ’they don’t make ’em like they used to’ brigade.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    You’d need an army of flying monkeys to find a Wicked fan with a grumble about this film.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    But for all its flaws, it’s a colossally entertaining ride that never stints on its efforts to wow you with its scale and spectacle.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Most of all, it’s a colourful journey lit up with great tunes and a deep love of music – an ingenious, infectious new spin on the music doc.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s the two characters with no dialogue at all, Gromit and Feathers, who steal the show – a pair of silent cinema-style adversaries sparring in another joyfully Aardman nostalgic caper.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A film made with cold courage by the victim of a sexual assault, this gripping Japanese documentary plays like a ’70s conspiracy thriller.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    McQueen isn’t questioning the courage or endurance of the city and its people through these brutal days. But he is probing our relationship with this over-lionised period of our history, though, and finding it hopelessly romanticised. Maybe it’s time, his flawed but hard-hitting film suggests, to lift the curfew on looking it afresh.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a story of dehumanisation, children in cages, and the blurting, vote-craving policy-making of government by id – and it’s shattering to experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    I’m Still Here takes you right into the machinery of a repressive regime, showing just enough of its dank jail cells and casual cruelties without overwhelming its deeper story of loss.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The Brutalist is a major work of art that asks something from its audience but gives back in spades.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A deliciously barbed, but wise and ultimately hopeful investigation of female sexual desire, marriage and modern power dynamics that takes a hundred touchpoints, from ’80s erotic thrillers to the indie candour of Sex, Lies and Videotape and Secretary, and does something completely new with them.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A brooding, muscular FBI procedural that occasionally explodes into Point Break-y action, Aussie director Justin Kurzel’s (Snowtown) true-life thriller delves, pungently and topically, into the inner workings of white nationalism in America before deciding that squealing tyres and shootouts are a lot more fun.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Still, powered by its own helter-skelter momentum and the wild-eyed Keaton, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice just about holds all its macabre threads together. It’s not Burton at his very best, but like its fiendish antihero, it does the trick.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    This analogue noir set in central China evokes satisfying memories of Bong Joon-ho’s great Korean crime thriller Memories of Murder.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like its xenomorphs, Romulus is best when it’s single-minded, streamlined and ferocious. See it on IMAX and hold on tight.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The dog of the title – a sinewy, reputedly rabid greyhound mix – offers Lang a foil and a path to rediscovering his sense of self. Their snappy early encounters give way to a deepening bond; two solitary souls forming one of the most touching on-screen relationships of the year.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    After the nuance of what comes before, it’s annoying that the knottiness vanishes in an ending that wraps everything up in a neat bow.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Can a movie leave you with a comedown? If it’s as raucous and unruly as Kneecap, a nonstop blizzard of beats, bumps of white powder and punky defiance of the British and Belfast’s sectarian past, the answer’s a firm ‘yes’.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Still, cumbersome plotting aside, there’s enough gory mayhem and genuine zingers to make Deadpool & Wolverine a fun ride in a packed and up-for-it cinema.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With its peppy cast, streamlined story and about a bazillion pixels’ worth of VFX cyclones to sweep you back in your seat, it’s a fun and refreshingly old-school night at the pictures.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Thelma is neither as funny nor as Marmite-y as Little Miss Sunshine, a kindred spirit in the quirky indie realm, but its light shines in myriad little character beats.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s artfully shot, the aspect ratio tightening claustrophobically as it flashes back to the 1970s. But Perkins’s script also sprinkles in sudden shocks, deeply macabre moments and slashes of dark humour to generate a deep unease all of its own.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Genre fans will admire the ceaseless mayhem of this rare Indian entry to the carnage canon. It’s not The Raid, or even this year’s Monkey Man, but it’s got some slick moves of its own.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    With no Ghibli film in the offing (although My Neighbor Totoro is getting a UK cinema re-release in August), The Imaginary is an often delightful way to fill the anime gap.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It charts an unexpected success story that leaves you hopeful others will embrace its lessons.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The result is an empathetic, emotionally candid treat – Pixar’s own brains trust back at full capacity.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s rare for something this necrotic to feel this fresh.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Watching this sturdy, sensitively acted Old West drama, it’s easy to wonder how many westerns Viggo Mortensen would have made if he’d been kicking about in the ’50s and ’60s.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With his energised 2021 breakthrough Sweat, von Horn followed a young influencer grappling with the dark side of online life. This period piece offers a very different kind of female odyssey through a lonely and forbidding world. The result is harrowing but seriously impressive.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It clocks in at three hours but not a scene feels superfluous as its central quartet – dad, mum, two teenage daughters – squabble, fall out and finally implode in a subversive final act.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Santosh positions its protagonist as a fundamentally decent woman in an impossible situation, rather than a crusading cop on mission. If ‘Training Day with more grey areas’ sounds dull, it’s anything but.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Motel Destino never deviates radically enough from that tried-and-tested Postman template to throw up too many surprises. The result is frisky but fleeting.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Imagine Pedro Almodóvar directing Sicario and you’re close to the tenor of this exuberant cartel-thriller-stroke-musical – which, as if those elements weren’t heady enough, comes with a tender trans twist.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A cinematic Rorschach test, it’s more likely to reaffirm your views on the man than challenge them.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    As a supernatural chiller, In Flames finds itself undermined by its own everyday horrors.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Still, if his doc is as toothless as Cookie Monster 2.0, it’s still a nostalgic treat to spend time with the man who gave us Kermit, Big Bird and the Goblin King.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The tone is incredibly specific – darkly funny, exuberant, sad and enraged – and the small cast nails it.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If co-directors Svetlana Zill and Alexis Bloom paint a sometimes confronting picture of the price of ‘free love’, that never tarnishes their subject. You’re left with the sense that she was a butterfly neither the Stones nor any of the other men in her life could ever trap – a fitting epitaph to a mercurial life.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With The Fall Guy, stuntman-turned-filmmaker David Leitch and his bang-on-form stars, Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt, have nestled a frisky, winsome romantic comedy inside the framework of an old-school, full-throttle action movie and conjured up a pretty perfect Friday night at the movies in the process.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s not quite Roman Holiday, but it’s got a charm of its own.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If the story construction is intricate, the tennis is ferocious.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a pungent articulation of American chaos. The problem is that it’s not telling us much that we don’t already know.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    Not all of these vignettes are duds – Amy’s meet-cute with Blake Fielder-Civil (Jack O’Connell, excellent) over pints and pool in a Camden boozer is genuinely terrific – but they don’t make a script that already feels soft-soaped to get the Winehouse’s estate’s approval, feel any less pedestrian.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Stark social drama meets boy’s own adventure in this strikingly photographed African-set, Oscar-nominated adventure.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The new Dev Patel is taking no prisoners in this slice of Mumbai mayhem, announcing himself as a filmmaker with possibly the most ferocious mainstream action movie since The Raid, and as an action star by sticking a knife into a goon’s neck. With his teeth.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Entertainly, director Michael Mohan, who worked with Sweeney on the 2021 thriller The Voyeurs, twigs that the Catholic Church isn’t just a source of spiritual tension, but a terrific arsenal too. Immaculate makes imaginative use of crucifixes, rosaries, and at least one crucifixion nail in all kinds of ways the Papacy didn’t intend.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    From sombre Islamic prayers to café-touba-fuelled socialising, Banel & Adama is stitched beautifully together from the fabric of rural Senegalese traditions.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s wonderfully creepy and unnervingly familiar, like Alan Partridge by way of The Exorcist. If that doesn’t automatically enter it into the pantheon of classic midnight movies, I don’t know what does.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The combination of Gyllenhaal’s easy charm, some Florida sunshine and at least one fight scene for the ages make this Road House worth stopping by. Just try to grab a seat in a quiet corner.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Do you work to live or live to work? If you’ve got a half-decent job, it might just be the latter. For young millennial Angela, a hard-pressed PA at a Bucharest film production company in Radu Jude’s self-described tale of ‘Cinema and Economics in Two Parts’, it’s barely even the former.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Stopmotion feels born out of the sheer mental challenge of being trapped in a room with macabre creations that come to life over weeks of painstaking labour.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s anthropology, not violence, that provides the sting in the tail – a thought-provoking coda to an often pulse-pounding survival horror.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As a sequel, it works for the same reasons that make The Empire Strikes Back so many people’s favourite Star Wars film: there’s a darkness, a bleakness, that makes the fist-pumping moments feel all-the-more earned.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With top performances and real heart, American Fiction is a film that diagnoses the problem and presents a cure.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Culkin, just as motor-mouthed and f-bombing as Succession’s Roman Roy, but here with an extra slug of despair, is the manic yin to Eisenberg’s neurotic but compassionate yang. It’s an inspired on-screen pairing that plays to both actor’s strengths and finds space for melancholy amid some deeply awkward laughs.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s far from a ham-fisted, tasteless Bialystocky nightmare. But neither does it avoid some jarring dissonance, as Celie, a young Black woman in 1900s Georgia, goes from a deep personal hell to some hard-won peace via slickly choreographed saloon-bar stompers, banjo-picking blues numbers, and an awkwardly-staged soul ballad framed within an RKO-style dream sequence.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    [Arcel's] crafted a kind of Danish The Last of the Mohicans that’s full of passion and political conviction. It should stand the test of time almost as well as its rugged hero.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    With a Bully XL jawline, the scale and intricate design of a Gaudi cathedral and the rage of a grumpy old codger, the subsea icon emerges from the cracks of modern blockbuster-making to remind the world that there is a much better way to make a monster flick.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As a piece of London social history, Scala!!! is winningly leftfield and its spirit is wildly infectious. But you could watch it without having been within a thousand miles of this once-seedy corner of King’s Cross and still get a kick out of it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    When even Alan Tudyk can’t rinse laughs from a sidekick role, your script probably needs another sprinkle of magic.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ridley Scott delivers a spectacular but flavourless French history lesson.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It could have a lot of sentimental mush, but with Jackson and Caine on this form, it’s a total heartbreaker.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The Holdovers is a triumphant comeback story for Alexander Payne, too. The director bounces back from 2017’s misfiring Downsizing to find his tone – a rare kind of jaded hopefulness – with all his old assurance.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Fennell has captured something real about these unreal people and the world they live in. Her film slices with a scalpel, peels back the layers and finds only hollowness beneath. Maybe that’s the real twist.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The death of le Carré feels like the end of an era. The Pigeon Tunnel is its enthralling epitaph.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The level of brainwashing, privation and systemic abuse makes for an enraging, confronting watch, but it’s refreshingly focused on the people, rather than geopolitics. Just like for its two fleeing families, Beyond Utopia is an emotional journey.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Berger doesn’t make concessions for the easily teary: Robot Dreams is a film as much about separation as togetherness. But while the final reel is a low-key heartbreaker, the bubble never pops on the loveliness of what came before.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    20 Days in Mariupol can’t match For Sama for a Hollywood ending. That film sought to cut its bleakness with a whisper of hope – a new baby born in a shelled maternity ward – and a sense that something might, just might, survive the horror. Chernov has nothing as optimistic as that for us, just a fly-on-the-wall account of an unfolding atrocity. And it’s devastating.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Society of the Snow is careful to memorialise the dead in a moving, meaningful way.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    As an exploration of what motivates people at work – and what doesn’t – it’s smartly and subtly observed.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    A gripping, visceral human drama that occasionally turns shakycam thriller to excellent effect, it’s a small victory for empathy over coarseness. Like Michael Winterbottom’s prescient 2003 docudrama In This World, it demands that you witness the treatment of refugees with your own eyes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like the musical style it’s named after, it plays slowly. But hang in there and you’ll find an enthralling requiem mass to a dying breed of hardscrabble gangsters and dirty cops that boasts a clutch of juicy performances.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Comfortably Linklater’s best movie since Boyhood, Hit Man stands alongside School of Rock for big laughs and good vibes – albeit with a darker streak that slowly kicks in.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Empathetic rather than judgy, Coppola’s relationship drama hands agency back to its young heroine.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a film for cinephiles as well as musos and romantics, with its discrete ‘movements’ mirroring the movie making style of its time frame.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like a hollow-point shell, David Fincher’s slickly enjoyable assassin thriller is explosive but empty.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Yorgos Lanthimos’s feminist Frankenstein comedy is scabrous, smart and obscenely funny.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Unfortunately, its 39 minutes unfold in such motor-mouthed haste, it feels like a dad belting through a bedtime story while the football’s on downstairs.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    The First Slam Dunk’s nimble storytelling and canny editing makes it work as both a sports movie, where you’re invested in the result, and a coming-of-age drama, where you care about the characters.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    A mockumentary as sparky, big-hearted and entertaining as its cast of bright-eyed kids and the wannabe thesps who coach them in the ways of ‘turning cardboard into gold’. The affection for musical theatre is so sincere, it’ll win over even the most Sondheim-averse.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Gran Turismo may ultimately be a glossy marketing exercise, but there are moments that’ll leave you with the right kind of whiplash.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Like Aftersun on a gallon of SunnyD, this warm and freewheeling comedy-drama about a girl connecting with the dad she’s never met proves that working-class stories don’t have to be all misery and angst. Sometimes, that kitchen sink can be filled with bubbles.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    More than just another franchise reset, Mutant Mayhem wrestles with its own cultural relevance (or otherwise) in interesting ways.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Life in The Damned Don’t Cry is brutally unfair, and Boulifa offers no easy answers. But thanks to the compassionate filmmaker and his two impressive leads, it’s a compelling watch.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    The cumulative effect is so stunning and antithetical to anything Hollywood is doing at the moment – the equally audacious Barbie aside – that it feels like a completely different art form. And, frankly, hallelujah for that.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Tom Cruise’s latest IMF outing is so relentlessly exhilarating, you’ll need a lie down afterwards.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The sheer ambition is still there, but the storytelling rigour – Lasseter’s great forte – is again missing in Elemental, the studio’s latest big-screen offering.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a sensitive, careful film with real emotional intelligence, but no less gripping for swerving dramatic fireworks in favour of quieter, more observational moments.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    In its quieter moments, No Hard Feelings gestures towards real emotion. More often than not, though, it gets sidetracked by chaotic set pieces, with naked fistfights (the actress, surprisingly, goes full frontal here), mace sprayings and even an ingenious homage to The Shining, working Lawrence’s knack for slapstick to the funny bone. It’s fleeting fun, when a bit more honesty and candor might have made it her answer to Young Adult.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    Occasionally, the dizzying filmmaking style, a mix of practical stunt work and invisible VFX, feels like a video-game cutscene. More often, it just sucks the air from your lungs. The ending gestures pretty firmly at another sequel to come. It’ll have a tough job upping the ante on this.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s such a torrent of universes, ideas and styles that it should collapse under the weight of its own creative payload. But it all works – brilliantly.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Beautiful acted by Japanese veteran Yakusho, it’s a character study with real depth. Maybe not top tier Wenders, but still one to linger over.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Phil de Semlyen
    If this is the end of the road for a British filmmaking great, it’s a thoughtful, heart-filled finale. British cinema’s old oak still stands tall.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Phil de Semlyen
    Food is a gift of love here – and romance courses through this delightful film.

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