Nicolas Rapold

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For 540 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 31% higher than the average critic
  • 7% same as the average critic
  • 62% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nicolas Rapold's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Mustang
Lowest review score: 0 Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 51 out of 540
540 movie reviews
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Viewer beware: Between the uplift and the cringe, this movie may cause whiplash.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Whether you believe these phenomena are spiritual journeys or visions created by the human mind (or both), the film loses its sense of epiphany in the lackluster jumble of its moviemaking.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    There’s something grudgingly admirable about the voluble star essentially spending an entire film doing reactions. But it’s a disastrous move in a Hollywood satire that already needs to be more than a grab bag of jokes.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    It’s hard to argue with that message, but one doesn’t have to accept the ho-hum experience of watching this movie.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    a hackneyed story of a tedious, lovelorn expatriate, pulling himself together and dragging us around with him.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Dad humor abounds in Family Camp, a vanishingly mild comedy that resembles other films about parents and kids bumbling in the wilderness
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The title of this perfectly well-appointed production is apt: Big Gold Brick looks all right but it truly just sits there.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Clinging to Hannah’s naïve viewpoint and the cherished ideal of her friendship with Anne results in some hard truths being hidden away or oddly sanitized.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Instead of lending immediacy, the padded-out documentary conceit only spotlights the stiltedness, and Parker falls short of building credible drama out of urgent issues.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The cast doesn’t quite succeed in keeping the suspense fresh throughout the story’s left turns.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    This reheated “Sex and the City” adventure flops, even with Leslie Mann and Rebel Wilson hard at work being funny.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    We’re meant to warm to Hannah and Andrew as they wear each other down with good-natured ribbing. But Ms. Hall and Mr. Sudeikis hardly warm up themselves, showing little chemistry and looking unsure how to play the film’s tone, or the would-be zingers.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The multicultural milieu lends an initial boost as Mr. Kwek’s jokes and plot entanglements take potshots at life in Singapore, but all the air seeps out of this attempt at zippy, tabloid-nutty storytelling.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Something is off with Every Thing Will Be Fine. Even for a movie about a writer detached from his emotions, it’s ponderous, like a lucid dream gone bad.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Rendering a miraculous premise dull, the film seems relatively uninterested in doing more than preaching to the choir.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    A deeply silly drama of corrupted innocence.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Slow-motion knockouts follow, with Mr. Statham as sure-fisted as ever, but the “Expendables” director Simon West can only summon dead air in between. Mr. Goldman’s slightly offbeat underworld is not very convincing, and Mr. Statham’s thick voice and inexpressive acting suggest brain fog rather than gritty blues.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Mr. Avgerinos’s glossy, overripe take on high-flying, unscrupulous lenders — the wolves of Main Street — deteriorates into a hot mess of montages, trailer-ready one-liners and thudding drama.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Mr. Hart tells wild tales, Mr. Gad is humiliated, and most everyone else gets to dish out or receive abuse. But the laughs are not a sure thing.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Mr. Megaton’s direction of action sequences borders on atrocious. Ragged camerawork and editing ruin freeway car chases and hand-to-hand combat alike.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    It’s like a gently distressed company film blown up to feature length.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The tech-gadget-heavy plotting is so preposterously weak that it’s hard to look past the cheap laughs or half-baked direction.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Holly is supposed to be out of Guy’s league, but neither of them is up to carrying scene after scene of weak sparring and punny flirting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Enervatingly synthetic, The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears slices and dices the images and tropes of Italian giallo-style slasher films into an inert pile of style.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    This glossy movie from Dan Cutforth and Jane Lipsitz about the Electric Daisy Carnival in Las Vegas feels the burden of promotional urges and lacks a sense of immersion in a multistage event attended by hundreds of thousands.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The hand-me-down showiness and sluggish storytelling by the director, Paco Cabezas, underline the monotony in this ordinary revenge thriller.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The movie is predictably sentimental at its root, but it’s also meant to be comedy, partly resting on Mr. Williams’s energetic but failed attempt to play a jerk.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Most of the time, this incoherent thriller resembles an overheated trailer for itself: a glaringly rough assembly of ill-staged computer-generated action sequences and portentous moments.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    As these overwritten characters cope and make fresh romantic missteps, the movie cruises obliviously along, littered with glib dialogue and howler developments.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    It’s the kind of movie that makes you zero in on and root for an actor (Ms. Madigan) as she tries to wring something real out of her lines, but there’s no saving this film.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Son of God may have hit the mark if part of the goal was to create a portrait flat enough to allow audience members to project their own feelings onto the screen.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Mr. Rosebiani evidently wants to avoid depressing his audience while addressing a serious subject, but his aims are likely to be lost in this film’s strained mugging.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    After a somewhat tense opening chase involving a lot of girders, much of the film is rather shakily assembled.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Slack acting (perhaps aggravated by the harsh lighting design) and the script’s inability to build characters together vaporize the chances for the movie, which is both smugly clever and at times distastefully clueless.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Indigo is vaguely defined here as having a certain sensitivity and even power, but the movie doesn’t quite share those qualities, collapsing from a lack of direction in more than one sense.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    A messy collision of strained portrayals, semi-comic incidents and tear-jerking tactics.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Predictability and clichés get in the way of comedy here, especially with a lead character who rarely comes across as more than blandly sweet.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Nicolas Rapold
    Routinely botching the basics of setting up characters and scenarios, the film lets punch lines die like dogs and at times resembles a pornographic film without the sex.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    If the lineup is bipartisan, the analysis oscillates between apt and obvious, culminating inevitably in amen calls for popular action.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Mostly you root for Mr. Michel’s couple to reconnect simply so the movie will come to an end.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    A clumsy mixed-nuts comedy.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Neither the very relaxed pace of this builder, Chris Overing, nor Mr. Stone’s sporadically amusing neuroses about his filmmaking make for a gripping documentary.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Mr. Kaleka’s film feels a bit like wandering into a hotel convention hall full of true believers who have been chatting for hours.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Slack storytelling (including snippets from a post-film Q. and A. session) and patchy filmmaking seal the unappealing deal.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The filmmakers’ aversion to coherent narrative and genuinely suspenseful visuals (not to mention a penchant for having Ms. Moore receive terrible news via cellphone) keep the movie’s mystery stew from hitting the spot.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    Wrong lets most of its random gags and view-askew premises twist in the wind like hamhandedly wacky improv comedy, punctuated with synthesizer effects. The film’s misguided flatness is perhaps its fatal flaw, not so much deadpan or existential as just monotonous.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    The film dresses up pretty young things in fatigues and retro T-shirts for a story so clichéd and brainless that it’s almost more disturbing than laughable.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    It’s a far cry from the wonders of Morris Engel’s “Little Fugitive” and might have been better off in a kid’s-size portion as a short.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 10 Nicolas Rapold
    This tedious chronicle has the interest level of a home movie of a vacation with bickering and yammering left intact.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Nicolas Rapold
    The nitty-gritty science of global warming is tough enough to evaluate without the sort of hard-sell Ondi Timoner pushes on behalf of her subject, Bjørn Lomborg.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 20 Nicolas Rapold
    Campanella, who overconfidently takes his time, outfits the film with ludicrous interrogation scenes, a drunken colleague who provides comic relief and redemptive tragedy, and a climactic flood of memories that plays like a trailer.

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