Michael Talbot-Haynes

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For 122 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 77% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 10% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 17.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Talbot-Haynes' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 83
Highest review score: 100 Peter von Kant
Lowest review score: 20 Lynch/Oz
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 122
122 movie reviews
    • 86 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    This is a film that gets savored through reflection as you put all the pieces together and realize the scope of its achievement.
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    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Inthralled is a truly vicious work of art in a brown paper wrapper, just watch your fingers once it is open, as it has bite.
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    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Night Shift is an impeccably crafted, clever ghost infestation that has a lot going on under the sheets.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    With Adult Swim Yule Log, Kelly delivers a new dimension in seasonal insanity, and won’t the kids just love it? Just slide your arm into the crazy stocking until you hear a click.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The Black Guelph is as gritty as gritty can get.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Prisoner’s Daughter is a drama that stings hard but also unleashes a lot of hope. It is a splendid reason to be excited about the great American indie again.
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    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Lee Fields: Faithful Man shows that this planet is an even groovier place than we thought. You sometimes just need to hang in long enough to find out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Close To You is ultra-real, ultra-important, ultra-fascinating, and ultra-recommended.
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    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The whole picture trades in the type of exotica that is fundamentally linked with the Arabian Nights stories, which melds amazingly well with the sci-fi tropes employed. The strategic use of location shots abroad, perhaps on a vacation, hides the fact that most of this was shot in Michigan, which is truly impressive.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Bonjour Tristesse is a rich experience in more ways than one, while it also burns beneath with a rising secret fire. Give it some patience, and it will give you an unforgettable experience.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    EO
    EO is an incredible film, but do be aware it does skew bitter, especially at the finale.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Backspot has the same punch as Run, Lola, Run. Just like that film, the thrills are time released into your system at critical points throughout your viewing.
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    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Zombie Strain is the THC-heavy zombie jamboree your lungs have been waiting for.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Red Sonja is classic high adventure that earns the gold in its pocket by spilling blood the way that only a woman can.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    What You Wish For is everything you could wish for in a well-lit plunge into the abyss. The script’s condemnation of the class system is much more potent than the overrated, sneering misfire The Menu.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    While the delivery of the thrills falls into action territory due to the power contests, there is a palatable sense of dread kept up that will satisfy the horror crowd.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    This film is a pleasure indeed. The concoction of Agatha Christie elegance with Sandler’s teetering on the edge of taste humor is high-impact relaxation, like a warm bath for your frontal lobes.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The Actor shows how much fun there is in the indie sphere for regional values mayhem to be had.
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    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Kai paints her subject lovingly, hitting the classics like the world’s greatest visual jukebox. Like a Rolling Stone: The Life and Times of Ben Fong-Torres is a fun-filled look at a member of the old school who wasn’t a class clown.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    There is plenty of good meat on the bone here for the hungriest horror hounds. If you have some time to burn, the new Firestarter is definitely worth it.
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    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The degree of ruthlessness that is achieved is stunning, as the skin of the nightmare of the assassination trade is pulled back.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Rebel Moon-Part 2: The Scargiver is the cinematic sci-fi equivalent of that delicious chicken sandwich people punch each other in the face to get. Unscrunch your face and allow yourself to have an intergalactic blast like you did before you grew up to be so picky.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    This is a unique holiday horror experience that can be enjoyed year after year.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Of course, we have the magical Mr. McGregor, turning in a nuanced performance that gets into some very raw territory. I knew he had a range, but the depth McGregor travels here is impressive in its specificity.
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    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    While it seems on the surface to be a paint-by-numbers thriller, the numbers add up to something higher than usual.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Unwelcome will work its way into your heart, one tiny stab wound at a time.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Sit back and get ready to melt into your chair.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Going To Mars: The Nikki Giovanni Project will school you thoroughly on why this great poet is so damn important.
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    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Go follow this Trail of Vengeance, as it will turn your dull, dark evening blood red with delight.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    All you have to do is forget about watching the movie and let the movie watch you. Just listen to the thunder in the distance, overhear part of someone else’s life, and feast your eyes on vistas unseen until now.

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