Michael Talbot-Haynes
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77% higher than the average critic
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13% same as the average critic
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10% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 17.1 points higher than other critics.
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Michael Talbot-Haynes' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 83 | |
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| Highest review score: | Peter von Kant | |
| Lowest review score: | Lynch/Oz | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 112 out of 122
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Mixed: 5 out of 122
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Negative: 5 out of 122
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Leemans puts in one of the best performances I have seen by an actress playing a male prostitute while actually pregnant. Likewise, Hentschel puts in one of the best performances I have seen by an actor playing a pregnant woman tripping on mushrooms while buck-a*s naked. The two completely inhabit each other’s characters, never sinking down to ridiculing them no matter how hard the onslaught of comedy gets.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Strictly for hardcore horror fans, though I can see this also becoming a huge “dare you to watch it” event for the uninitiated. We haven’t had a movie this dangerous in the theaters in a long time, and its presence is both important and historical in the history of extreme cinema. This movie will bite your face off.- Film Threat
- Posted Nov 11, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
There is this marvelous hard-boiled narrative style Vigas employs, with long periods without dialogue and little exposition. The way the intrigue is built as the picture progresses almost takes us into thriller territory. This is the cinematic storm the filmmaker creates here when a child’s yearning meets the brutality of an outlaw land.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 6, 2023
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- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 6, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Daydreamers is the kind of high cinematic art that you fall in love with as it rips your throat out.- Film Threat
- Posted May 2, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
If you want to see the shark device used with the precision of a scalpel, watch Beast of War. It is knock-out entertainment with many rows of teeth that won’t let go.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 17, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
It’s A Wonderful Knife is one of those pictures that is so surprisingly good you wish you had seen it in a theater. Plus, this is one spiffy-looking picture.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 14, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
The Fabelmans will take your expectations of the Spielberg brand and tie them to a rocket. It is engaging and compelling. I am still pondering it days later. If you love movies, you owe it to yourself to catch this on that same big screen that Sammy loves so much.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 23, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Esposito’s debut is an exciting arrival from a newly minted auteur. Fresh Kills is a fresh take on a familiar subject, with enough splendid brutality to go around the whole table twice.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 20, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Chokri’s work has a pulse that beats so hard it could split veins. Yet, it remains in a reality that is vulnerable to suddenly wacky quakes.- Film Threat
- Posted Jul 1, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
This is everything you could ever want from a yoga horror movie. It also expands the boundaries of what the genre can achieve.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 20, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Squaring the Circle (The Story of Hipgnosis) is a grand rock and roll buffet with something for everybody.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 16, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Watching Flamin’ Hot mirrors the joy of scarfing down a bag of the crunchy red stuff yourself. It makes your eyebrows raise, is instantly addictive, and goes by very fast.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 16, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Even if you don’t care for saddles and sagebrush much, you are going to want to cowboy up for this one. It is an acid flashback wearing spurs. If you go out of your way for that old-school cool adult animation, slide right on over to Slide. It is another example of why Bill Plympton will always be one of the greatest animators of all time.- Film Threat
- Posted Nov 19, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
If you have been fiending all year for a quality drama that shares a different world, then Frybread Face and Me is what you have been waiting for. Luther’s deft screenplay ably gets across a lot of complicated family business in just a few strokes.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 12, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
A New Love In Tokyo does for sex workers what The Sopranos does for the mafia: it shows what the people behind the jobs are like. I wished I hadn’t missed it the first time and relished this opportunity to finally see it.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 19, 2026
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Jimmie and Stevie Ray Vaughan: Brothers in Blues is that rare insider music documentary that skips the skin and gets down to the bone.- Film Threat
- Posted Apr 5, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Roots of Fire has the power to make you a fan of Cajun music for life, while also (maybe) making you more of a fan of life itself.- Film Threat
- Posted May 7, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
To picture the depth of visuals in The Beautiful Summer, imagine a hundred beautiful moments in time standing out in sharp contrast like a string of Christmas lights.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 9, 2024
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- Film Threat
- Posted Jul 30, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Huesera: The Bone Woman will take your conception of the limits of the horror genre and break every bone in its body.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 16, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Mother of Flies is family-made entertainment at its finest, though it is best suited for families that have Xs carved into their shaved heads.- Film Threat
- Posted Apr 1, 2026
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Take Me To The River: New Orleans is edited together in a way more organic to music than traditional documentaries, which works wonders.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 16, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Two Women showcases the rampaging wit of expert writing with the jaw-dropping technique of expert directing.- Film Threat
- Posted Jan 31, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
It is exciting in ways you cannot imagine and must be seen to be believed.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 8, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Sebastian grabs ahold of your attention and pulls it down to the floor.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 13, 2026
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Soderbergh does the whole movie in long takes using a wide-angle steady-cam setup. It is a situation fertile for great acting, as the long shots allow these performers to really inhabit their characters.- Film Threat
- Posted Jan 22, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
It is a magnificent documentary on art and how artists interact with the world.- Film Threat
- Posted Jul 21, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
While a rock doc on the surface, Resynator showcases all the conflicting nuances of reality with higher clarity than previous documentaries. Here we see the real life we live in, where everything is both so cool and completely sucks at the same time. We also get to explore how a person’s conception of an absent parent affects the architecture of their self-identity. It is fascinating to see how, as different mysteries are solved, it affects Tavel.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 16, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
The story twists and struggles keep engaging through, whether you know the outcome or not.- Film Threat
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