Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins ends up having enough good-time action sequences to make it worth the popcorn money.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Vivo takes off with a cute kinkajou, some good music and some interesting visuals, but ultimately doesn’t stick the landing.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    Ultimately, it’s about the bonds of sisterhood and how those who know you best and love you most can help you heal, or at least start you on that path. Its vagueness serves almost as a Rorschach test. How effective it is as a drama may depend on your perspective.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Marksman is more drama than thriller, but really more old-fashioned western than anything else — and a familiar one at that.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    A First Farewell is a gorgeously shot window into a world most of us hadn’t looked through before, but it’s worth examining the meanings of its images.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Ultimately, “The Long Walk” is a heartfelt metaphorical drama about people bonding under duress. Instead of focusing on the darker side of human nature one might expect from the average dystopian film, it finds power in small acts of connection.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Die My Love is not plot-driven, with events that don’t necessarily follow one another in cause and effect. Rather, it’s a slow-burn psychological drama populated by imperfect people struggling with painful realities. Instead of a dramatic arc, it’s a dramatic decline.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film is well-intentioned and rooted in harrowing real-life stories. Unfortunately, it’s made in the style of British television, with cinematic clichés that telegraph outcomes. The heavy-handed use of music, in particular, is intrusive.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    At its best, “Erupcja” feels truthful, even insightful. At its worst, it’s an off-putting selfie of the chronically self-absorbed, like a big-screen “Girls.” It does offer an interesting perspective on its case of apparent synchronicity late in the film, but leaves plenty for viewers to ponder on their own.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Encounter has its moments, but it suffers from multiple storytelling approaches that don’t mesh.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    It may have benefited from a quickened pace, or touches of humor, or heightened stakes because — at least in this film — watching Nazis get theirs is a vein of amusement that runs dry.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The performances are uniformly solid, especially by the two leads, and the generally low-key cinematic style keeps us in the pocket of the story.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Bana is, as always, a very watchable screen presence; the film is not bad. But there’s a spark missing that could make the story burn, and the film’s abrupt ending will leave viewers high and “Dry.”
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    If it’s an Ip Man adventure you’re looking for in which he’s a full-on superhero, this one exists. Just know you’re getting the B Team.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    The dialogue can be clunky and easy to guess in advance, and there’s an unfortunate reliance on jump scares. The thing to remember is this is all part of a larger story, and without spoiling anything, that story does get significantly more interesting.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Fathom presumably gets its name from both the watery depths and the attempt to understand these mysterious aquatic mammals, but it doesn’t delve deeply enough into either the science or the scientists.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Brown-Easley’s story is interesting and the film’s acting is committed. Unfortunately, as a cinematic experience, Breaking fails to compel.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Ordoña
    It’s refreshing to come at the spy genre from a different angle and rewarding to be introduced to these extraordinary women. Just don’t expect a pulse-pounder or even a particularly atmospheric, experiential film.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Ron’s Gone Wrong dots its primer on friendship with chase scenes and warnings about Big Tech, with only mixed success.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The film fails to coalesce largely because viewers are left to wonder what joins the couple in the first place.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    The Eight Hundred fetishizes martyrdom, but for those seeking big-screen, epic violence, it’s pretty much the only game in town.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The narrative is hamstrung by cliché attempts to build McKay’s backstory, shamelessly changing key facts. McConaughey’s performance is just fine, as is Ferrera’s, but the personal stuff feels like a distraction.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Perhaps the slickly made documentary overstates the cultural impact of a little-seen and widely disliked film. However, it earns points for scraping at the surface of something rarely discussed in film fandom — homosexuality in horror.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Beautiful Something Left Behind, which won the documentary award at last year’s South by Southwest Film Festival when the film was called “An Elephant in the Room,” serves as a snapshot of kids in emotional crises, but sadly, little more.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    While the movie is hit and miss, under the rookie’s direction, several veteran actors still turn in solid work.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Ordoña
    Abe
    It almost works as food porn when we spend some time in Chico’s kitchen, but we never linger long enough for the experience to marinate.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    What results is an emotional appeal that highlights a grave problem but doesn’t give the viewer the scientific, factual foundation to be completely convinced. The film also doesn’t offer solutions.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    Fascinatingly muddled.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Ordoña
    The Informer isn’t bad. It’s just nothing special. It relies too much on familiar elements. It’s the same throbbing score, the same expected betrayals and the same smiling, sadistic bad guys.

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