Michael Ordoña
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49% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Ordoña's Scores
- Movies
- TV
Score distribution:
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Positive: 83 out of 192
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Mixed: 87 out of 192
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Negative: 22 out of 192
192
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- Michael Ordoña
Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins ends up having enough good-time action sequences to make it worth the popcorn money.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jul 22, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Vivo takes off with a cute kinkajou, some good music and some interesting visuals, but ultimately doesn’t stick the landing.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 5, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Ultimately, it’s about the bonds of sisterhood and how those who know you best and love you most can help you heal, or at least start you on that path. Its vagueness serves almost as a Rorschach test. How effective it is as a drama may depend on your perspective.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 29, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
The Marksman is more drama than thriller, but really more old-fashioned western than anything else — and a familiar one at that.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 12, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
A First Farewell is a gorgeously shot window into a world most of us hadn’t looked through before, but it’s worth examining the meanings of its images.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 26, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Ultimately, “The Long Walk” is a heartfelt metaphorical drama about people bonding under duress. Instead of focusing on the darker side of human nature one might expect from the average dystopian film, it finds power in small acts of connection.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 9, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
Die My Love is not plot-driven, with events that don’t necessarily follow one another in cause and effect. Rather, it’s a slow-burn psychological drama populated by imperfect people struggling with painful realities. Instead of a dramatic arc, it’s a dramatic decline.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 3, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
The film is well-intentioned and rooted in harrowing real-life stories. Unfortunately, it’s made in the style of British television, with cinematic clichés that telegraph outcomes. The heavy-handed use of music, in particular, is intrusive.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 27, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
At its best, “Erupcja” feels truthful, even insightful. At its worst, it’s an off-putting selfie of the chronically self-absorbed, like a big-screen “Girls.” It does offer an interesting perspective on its case of apparent synchronicity late in the film, but leaves plenty for viewers to ponder on their own.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 4, 2026
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- Michael Ordoña
Encounter has its moments, but it suffers from multiple storytelling approaches that don’t mesh.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 1, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
It may have benefited from a quickened pace, or touches of humor, or heightened stakes because — at least in this film — watching Nazis get theirs is a vein of amusement that runs dry.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 27, 2023
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- Michael Ordoña
The performances are uniformly solid, especially by the two leads, and the generally low-key cinematic style keeps us in the pocket of the story.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 12, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
Bana is, as always, a very watchable screen presence; the film is not bad. But there’s a spark missing that could make the story burn, and the film’s abrupt ending will leave viewers high and “Dry.”- Los Angeles Times
- Posted May 20, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The film’s bright colors and blaring happy music may not be enough for viewers to overcome the rather unfunny themes of neglect (“Back up the abuse caboose”) routinely excused in more engaging fare.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 21, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
If it’s an Ip Man adventure you’re looking for in which he’s a full-on superhero, this one exists. Just know you’re getting the B Team.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Dec 12, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The dialogue can be clunky and easy to guess in advance, and there’s an unfortunate reliance on jump scares. The thing to remember is this is all part of a larger story, and without spoiling anything, that story does get significantly more interesting.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 30, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Fathom presumably gets its name from both the watery depths and the attempt to understand these mysterious aquatic mammals, but it doesn’t delve deeply enough into either the science or the scientists.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 24, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
Brown-Easley’s story is interesting and the film’s acting is committed. Unfortunately, as a cinematic experience, Breaking fails to compel.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Aug 24, 2022
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- Michael Ordoña
It’s refreshing to come at the spy genre from a different angle and rewarding to be introduced to these extraordinary women. Just don’t expect a pulse-pounder or even a particularly atmospheric, experiential film.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 1, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Ron’s Gone Wrong dots its primer on friendship with chase scenes and warnings about Big Tech, with only mixed success.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Oct 22, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The film fails to coalesce largely because viewers are left to wonder what joins the couple in the first place.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jun 11, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The Eight Hundred fetishizes martyrdom, but for those seeking big-screen, epic violence, it’s pretty much the only game in town.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Sep 16, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
The narrative is hamstrung by cliché attempts to build McKay’s backstory, shamelessly changing key facts. McConaughey’s performance is just fine, as is Ferrera’s, but the personal stuff feels like a distraction.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2025
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- Michael Ordoña
Perhaps the slickly made documentary overstates the cultural impact of a little-seen and widely disliked film. However, it earns points for scraping at the surface of something rarely discussed in film fandom — homosexuality in horror.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 27, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
Beautiful Something Left Behind, which won the documentary award at last year’s South by Southwest Film Festival when the film was called “An Elephant in the Room,” serves as a snapshot of kids in emotional crises, but sadly, little more.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Jan 7, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
While the movie is hit and miss, under the rookie’s direction, several veteran actors still turn in solid work.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Feb 11, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
It almost works as food porn when we spend some time in Chico’s kitchen, but we never linger long enough for the experience to marinate.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Apr 16, 2020
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- Michael Ordoña
What results is an emotional appeal that highlights a grave problem but doesn’t give the viewer the scientific, factual foundation to be completely convinced. The film also doesn’t offer solutions.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Mar 28, 2020
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- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 24, 2021
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- Michael Ordoña
The Informer isn’t bad. It’s just nothing special. It relies too much on familiar elements. It’s the same throbbing score, the same expected betrayals and the same smiling, sadistic bad guys.- Los Angeles Times
- Posted Nov 5, 2020
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