Lou Lumenick
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On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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A mind-numbing piece of would-be provocation from the button-pushing Harmony Korine, Trash Humpers gets no stars from me -- not because it's offensive and disgusting like his earlier "Gummo" and "Julien Donkey-Boy," but because it's about as enervating a way to waste 78 minutes as I've ever experienced.- New York Post
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Overall, it's a hand-tailored job in a marketplace filled with off-the-rack movies.- New York Post
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Might have been more successful if Darabont and his pal had attempted a Preston Sturges-like farce. Instead, it's played totally without any kind of edge - a fantasy that makes "The Lord of the Rings" look realistic by comparison.- New York Post
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A muscular, endlessly twisty homage to film noir capers like "The Asphalt Jungle."- New York Post
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The movie has two modes - very loud and extremely loud - and all of the actors are encouraged to mug their hearts out. That even includes Cusack's real-life sister Joan, normally one of the most reliable performers in the business.- New York Post
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The last half hour devoted to the Big Game, staged by a crew from NFL films, is genuinely rousing and inspiring. That's where Friday Night Lights finally shines.- New York Post
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A crass, shrill and laughless disaster of a holiday comedy with a desperately mugging Ben Affleck that should be banned under the Geneva Convention.- New York Post
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An expensive demonstration that all the spectacular effects in the world aren't enough to make a great film - but it's worth seeing for that stunning half-hour alone.- New York Post
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A too-cute-by-half Irish romantic comedy that's overloaded with movie references that begin with the title.- New York Post
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A must-see for Nicholson's mesmerizing performance, which would probably hold interest even if the sound were turned off.- New York Post
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Harrelson's charming flamboyance - seen to great effect in "No Country for Old Men" - is a great fit for Carter, who carries no small amount of self-loathing under his carefully coifed toupee.- New York Post
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For me, the movie's high point comes when Tony auditions for a role in a Martin Scorsese movie. Tony learns not to try so hard -- a lesson that Garcia also seems to have absorbed from City Island.- New York Post
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Looks great for a no-budget indie, but not a single moment rings true in this sluggish vanity project, which is sorely in need of Viagra.- New York Post
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A boring, wincingly cute and nauseatingly politically correct cartoon guaranteed to drive anyone much over age 4 screaming from the theater.- New York Post
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While sporadically funny, the sophomoric My Name Is Bruce is no "Bubba Ho-Tep," the movie where Campbell unforgettably played Elvis Presley as a nursing home patient battling a mummy with the help of John F. Kennedy. But Campbell's fans can feel free to add a star or two.- New York Post
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When New York, I Love You was previewed in Toronto a year ago, there were two additional segments that have since been cut. So you'll have to wait for the DVD to see just how bad Scarlett Johansson's directing debut is.- New York Post
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Entertaining and heartwarming -- especially when Mirren sweeps into scenes with acid observations that fail to disguise a heart of gold.- New York Post
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Kirschner's excruciatingly earnest coming-of-age comedy, is about as fresh as year-old matzoh and plays like the unholy spawn of "Brighton Beach Memoirs" and "Fiddler on the Roof."- New York Post
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Shepard, who directed "The Matador" and the pilot for "Ugly Betty," can't quite get the disparate elements of The Hunting Party to mesh into a satisfying whole.- New York Post
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A love letter to the technology and movies of the 1980s as well as celebrating the DIY ethos of the YouTube generation.- New York Post
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Significantly more gruesome and noisy than its predecessor, and boasting more nasty-looking fluids than all the works of David Fincher combined, this version leaves few corpses unturned in its unstinting campaign to please gorehounds.- New York Post
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This is a rare case of a movie that improves dramatically as it goes along.- New York Post
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Overall, the film is not quite up to "Aladdin" and "The Little Mermaid" from the same directing team of Ron Clements and John Musker, not to mention the recent string of masterpieces from Pixar.- New York Post
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The acting is serviceable at best, the direction unfocused - and the special effects and makeup cheesy-looking. This is surely the most dreary-looking film ever shot by the great Vittorio Storaro ("Apocalypse Now").- New York Post
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Should you get Carter? Sure - but make it the Michael Caine classic Warner Bros. is releasing on video next week.- New York Post
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Kane was nicknamed "Killer" because of his playing style -- and New York Doll has a killer surprise ending that may leave even hard-core punkers reaching for the Kleenex.- New York Post
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Thanks to a winning cast, all of this is funnier than you would expect considering the erratic script.- New York Post
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For all his skill with a cue, the charisma-challenged Callahan is no Nia Vardalos in the acting department -- let alone a Paul Newman or Tom Cruise.- New York Post
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Laugh-out-loud comedies are so rare that you shouldn't casually pass up Super Troopers, which is essentially a smarter and much funnier version of the old "Police Academy" flicks.- New York Post
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In effect gives you two movies for the price of one. The better one doesn't star Sandra Bullock.- New York Post
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This movie fails so spectacularly - and on so many levels - that it's like watching a train plummet off a bridge.- New York Post
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Fanning gives a sensitive and fairly impressive performance. But like her over-the-top movie family, Hounddog is still trailer trash of the worst kind.- New York Post
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Ang Lee's Taking Woodstock achieves an amazing feat: It turns the fabled music festival, a key cultural moment of the late 20th century, into an exceedingly lame, heavily clichéd, thumb-sucking bore.- New York Post
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Head and shoulders above the sort of lightheaded epics Hollywood typically offers during the summer season.- New York Post
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Break out the popcorn and prepare to be blown away. King Kong is the most pulse- pounding and heart-stirring romantic adventure since "Titanic."- New York Post
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I wouldn't have thought it was possible to make a prison picture as utterly boring as Jailbait.- New York Post
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Essentially a weird series of nonsequiturs. I'd rather be watching a sequel to the much-maligned "Little Nicky" -- a Sandler film that was at least trying to do something interesting -- than this failed experiment in fusing high and low culture.- New York Post
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The film repeatedly disappoints because Sandler and his director...have so little faith in focusing on the two characters' plight that they interrupts the romance repeatedly for vulgar, Farrelly brothers-style sexual and ethnic jokes that are so relentlessly unfunny they may not even rouse Sandler's core constituency of 12-year-old males.- New York Post
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All movies require suspension of disbelief to a certain degree, but p.s. really pushes the envelope.- New York Post
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If animated dogs were eligible for acting awards, the Oscar would go to Gromit.- New York Post
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It isn't as ridiculous as this year's other version of a local best seller set during WWII ("Captain Corelli's Mandolin"), but it's arguably even less entertaining.- New York Post
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Under Mark Palansky's uninspired direction, magic eludes Penelope in scene after scene.- New York Post
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Aims straight for the tear ducts as well, but this weepie is a dry well.- New York Post
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So utterly devoid of suspense, energy or credibility it should have been shipped straight to the remainder bin at Blockbuster.- New York Post
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It's hard to imagine hardened New Yorkers actually paying to see this totally uncritical, gee-whiz celebration of stock car racing, its fans and its history, breathlessly narrated by Kiefer Sutherland and perfunctorily directed by Simon Wincer.- New York Post
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Rent "Enchanted" with Adams, and watch Goode as Colin Firth's boyfriend in his other current movie, "A Single Man."- New York Post
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One of those painfully earnest -- and pretentious -- little indies in which a pair of emotional cripples neatly resolve all of their problems within 48 hours of meeting each other.- New York Post
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A sometimes eye-opening, if overlong, German-Swiss documentary on a holistic health system that's been practiced, mostly in India, for more than 500 years.- New York Post
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Your heart will have you cheering Gordy on -- even as your brain complains that there are plot holes you could drive a truck bomb through.- New York Post
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This movie takes its sweet time wrapping together three related tales set in various regions of North Carolina -- to ultimately devastating effect.- New York Post
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The material has been dumbed down for contemporary tastes and Carrey's frantic comic style.- New York Post
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The unusually explicit dungeon scenes with Pablo, a leather daddy and a fellow slave may whip a rather specialized audience into a frenzy. But for others, A Year Without Love will be a less pleasurably painful experience.- New York Post
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Filmed largely in black and white, The Cool School includes interviews with one of the gallery's founders, Ed Kienholz, as well as with Dennis Hopper, Dean Stockwell and architect Frank Gehry.- New York Post
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A testosterone- and cliché-fueled epic that will have some hoping for sudden death as it stumbles toward the three-hour mark.- New York Post
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Sandler's latest ode to projectile vomiting, passing gas, gay jokes and physical insults to the groin is basically a feeble cross between "The Revenge of the Nerds" and "The Bad News Bears."- New York Post
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Screenwriter Steve Kloves still seems overly dedicated to cramming in every detail of J.K. Rowling's novel - while tacking on a schmaltzy Hollywood ending.- New York Post
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The way-too-neat ending of The Brave One especially strains credulity, but it's worth watching for Foster's fiercely arresting performance.- New York Post
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A female revenge movie. But you could just as easily characterize it as fairly well-executed exploitation.- New York Post
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A lame comic tribute to the dwindling band of "Star Wars" aficionados, is one of those be nighted projects whose back story turns out to be significantly more compelling than the movie itself.- New York Post
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In-depth performances by De Niro and Gooding Jr. provide the oxygen for this extremely shipshape biopic.- New York Post
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Basically "Jumanji" in outer space -- and even without Robin Williams, this is still a singularly loud, charmless and overbearing family movie that could use a hit or two of Ritalin.- New York Post
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Walk the Line superbly combines music and two of the year's most riveting performances to tell one of the screen's great love stories.- New York Post
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This intriguing film is the best variation on "Vertigo" since Brian DePalma's far more polished "Obsession" (1976), which ranks with the best Hitchcock knockoffs of all time.- New York Post
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There are a few interesting moments, but basically Up at the Villa is dangerously short of sympathetic characters.- New York Post
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Doesn't quite live up to the promise of its opening sequence, but it's still an audacious offering during a season of brain-dead blockbusters.- New York Post
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In the course of How About You, much champagne is consumed, pot is smoked, and a good time is had by all, the audience included. Redgrave even sings the title song.- New York Post
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Somewhat leisurely paced, by American standards, especially in the beginning, but it's well worth sticking around for the payoff.- New York Post
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Not for all tastes, but it demonstrates Loach's skill as a poet of gritty semi-documentary filmmaking.- New York Post
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You know a movie's got problems when the most memo rable thing about it is Sienna Miller's mustache.- New York Post
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There is fun to be had at Van Helsing, but it requires considerable suspension of disbelief at the apparently deliberately ridiculous plot necessary to bring the three monsters together.- New York Post
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A raunchy, endearing and often hilarious cross between “Back to the Future” and Reagan-era cheese-fests such as “Hot Dog: The Movie.”- New York Post
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Despite risible dialogue, Mercy is watchable because of Caan's physical presence -- and a couple of scenes with his real-life father, James Caan, as his cynical dad who pronounces that "love -- it does not exist."- New York Post
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Relies far too much on an overdose of gore and a pack of hungry wolves to deliver its chills.- New York Post
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This new low-octane version is hardly going to make anyone forget Robert Aldrich's semi-classic, testosterone-laden original starring Jimmy Stewart.- New York Post
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Not for the squeamish, but it is a beautifully crafted and thoughtful film that genuinely provokes.- New York Post
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An offer you shouldn't refuse: It's laugh-out-loud, side-splitting funny.- New York Post
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In an era when documentaries are looking more and more glossy, it's almost refreshing to see the austere approach taken by veteran Frederick Wiseman.- New York Post
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A repugnant little indie black comedy, poorly acted in hideous-looking digital video, guaranteed to send audiences fleeing for the nearest shower.- New York Post
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What Amenabar offers here is an unconvincing, pretentiously artsy pastiche of just about every hoary old gothic thriller you can think of.- New York Post
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While often diverting and physically impressive in an old-fashioned way, Hidalgo suffers from weird shifts in tone, offensively outdated stereotypes, a cumbersome subplot - and a supposedly fact-based story that bears only a nodding acquaintance with reality.- New York Post
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Thornton lends gravity, focus and humor that are otherwise in short supply in this serious-minded but meandering, talky and action-deficient epic.- New York Post
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Bad in ways that are almost endearing, St. Trinian's does offer the spectacle of Rupert Everett mincing around in drag as a headmistress bedeviled by Colin Firth, as an education minister and former lover who wants to shut down her out-of-control school.- New York Post
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It's highly entertaining, even if it's almost entirely one-sided.- New York Post
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Hollywood's Thanksgiving turkey arrives today - 27 days early - in the gobbling guise of the heavily hyped, brain-dead comedy, I Spy.- New York Post
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Formulaic but entertaining, My Best Friend climaxes with a lengthy, surprisingly heartfelt sequence set on the French version of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire."- New York Post
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A protracted piece of schmaltz, P.S. I Love You looks like a hand-me-down from Sandra Bullock and Drew Barrymore.- New York Post
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Perhaps the best compliment I can pay to his work in Edge of Darkness is that I wouldn't particularly want to see this movie with grumpy Harrison Ford starring instead. Welcome back, Mel.- New York Post
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Few of the increasingly far-fetched events that first-time writer-director Neil Burger follows up with are terribly convincing, which is a pity, considering Barry's terrific performance.- New York Post
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Osment, playing a fatherless 14-year-old, has entered the sort of awkward adolescence that afflicts so many male child stars - and seems utterly intimidated by his esteemed co-stars.- New York Post
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De Niro gives a technically brilliant performance as Walt, struggling with a body that will no longer obey him.- New York Post
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Summer hasn't even started, but you won't likely find a better catch this season than Finding Nemo, a dazzling, computer-animated fish tale with a funny, touching script and wonderful voice performances that make it an unqualified treat for all ages.- New York Post
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Baz Luhrmann's Australia has it all - unfortunately. With four major story lines and more endings than "The Return of the King," this ambitious 165-minute epic is the movie equivalent of an all-you-can-eat buffet.- New York Post
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Duplex, a shoddily constructed and alarmingly unfunny dark comedy that squanders the talents of Ben Stiller and Drew Barrymore, is one real-estate deal you should walk away from.- New York Post
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Preposterous romantic melodrama, which uses a fractured narrative to cloud an absurd plot that would probably be laughed off the screen if it were presented in a straightforward manner.- New York Post
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Basically a watered-down collage of scenes from "Heathers," "Clueless," "Sixteen Candles" and numerous other teen flicks.- New York Post
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A challenging experimental film that will never play in a commercial movie theater and is settling in for a two-week run at the ever-venturesome Film Forum.- New York Post
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A lavish biopic that gives Li one of his juiciest roles but is relatively light on the action his fans have come to expect.- New York Post
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Brad Anderson's Transsiberian is a genuine sleeper that jump-starts an almost extinct genre.- New York Post
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Stunningly photographed, largely with a hand-held camera, by Rodrigo Prieto (another member of the "Amores Perros" team) on gritty locations in Memphis and Albuquerque, 21 Grams is also a visual tour de force - and a rare Hollywood product depicting class differences with any kind of honesty.- New York Post
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That The Big Bounce works at all is a testament to Wilson, an Oscar-nominated screenwriter ("The Royal Tenenbaums") who probably could have come up with something better in his sleep.- New York Post
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Has a certain dark charm if you can put up with very jittery camera work and editing.- New York Post
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The movie includes a recurring motif of immigrant taxi drivers - like them, the movie is constantly going around in circles.- New York Post
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Morgan never reaches the heights the film probably would have hit if had been directed by Tim Burton, whose style is frequently evoked -- especially Shirley Walker's playful score, which seems channeled directly from Burton's frequent collaborator Danny Elfman.- New York Post
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Soderbergh -- helms a much tighter and arguably cooler film -- even if the only thing audiences are likely to remember about this Ocean's Eleven is that, while they were watching it, they enjoyed it tremendously- New York Post
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For anyone with an interest in racing, "First Saturday" is a sure bet.- New York Post
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A glossy gay soap opera that graphically illustrates new meanings for the term "missionary position."- New York Post
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Certainly the most painfully unfunny of the countless bad movies that have licensed the name of the long-defunct humor magazine.- New York Post
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A tediously self-absorbed variation on "The Big Chill" and "The Return of the Secaucus 7."- New York Post
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Cocchio's film isn't as poetic as Gus Van Sant's hauntingly beautiful (far more expensive) "Elephant," but it has a power and immediacy that makes it much more worthwhile than "Home Room."- New York Post
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The biblically themed Seraphim Falls moseys along very slowly, climaxing with a lengthy series of flashbacks and an appearance by Anjelica Huston as a medicine woman who may or not be the devil.- New York Post
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While Bell makes the point that pros account for about 85 percent of total usage, he is more interested in why others - including a guy with the world's biggest biceps, who admits they repulse women - are so driven to be Bigger, Stronger, Faster*.- New York Post
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A brave but ultimately futile attempt at adapting a piece that is so quintessentially theatrical that it defies translation to another medium.- New York Post
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Complaining about the gooey and generic The Holiday is as useless as railing against fruitcake - this is a slick, throwaway chick flick designed to provide nothing more than mindless diversion between bouts of shopping.- New York Post
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Ken Marino of "Dawson's Creek," who wrote the somewhat autobiographical script, plays one of Rudd's pals.- New York Post
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It's hard to say what's more offensive about the out-of- tune Radio - Cuba Gooding Jr. trying to ingratiate himself by mugging up a storm as a mentally challenged man, or the mawkish narrative surrounding him like so much syrup.- New York Post
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Confirms Leigh's reputation as one of the world's master filmmakers - and showcases Staunton as one of its great actresses.- New York Post
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Though Binoche does very solid work, she can't sell the idea of her and Law as a couple; the chemistry isn't there. Not much else rings true in Minghella's screenplay, which is full of coincidences and speeches about race and class.- New York Post
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We began this dismal movie season with one lethally bad World War II romance -- "Pearl Harbor" -- and now we're wrapping up with another howling dog.- New York Post
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A heart-pounding experience that makes you think and contains a gallery of characters that will haunt your nightmares for years to come.- New York Post
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Everyone knows about the Holocaust, but few today have heard about what was infamous as the Rape of Nanking, when 200,000 residents of what was then China's capital were massacred by invading Japanese troops.- New York Post
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It's basically the longest (a butt-numbing 21/2 hours), the most expensive (a reportedly obscene $150 million), most vulgar and by far the stupidest episode of "Miami Vice" ever.- New York Post
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Superb as an auto salesman who sinks deeper and deeper into disgrace in Solitary Man, Douglas' juiciest vehicle since "Wonder Boys."- New York Post
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Too crude for serious audiences and too serious to be good exploitation, Coming Soon is a teen sex comedy that's predictably getting a token theatrical release prior to its imminent debut on home video.- New York Post
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Mark Becker's Romantico is beautifully realized on old-fashioned film. And that's only part of its charms.- New York Post
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Goes from being tediously terrible to downright gigglesome.- New York Post
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For all of Affleck's skill, he can't entirely put over a credulity-straining ending that probably worked better on the printed page. At the same time, the deeply disturbing windup of "Gone Baby Gone" is a real talker. And that's not something you can say about many movies these days.- New York Post
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Horror-movie vets Harrington ("Wrong Turn") and Sagemiller ("Soul Survivors") struggle unsuccessfully with characters who are frequently more plastic than Nikki.- New York Post
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Stengarde gives an arresting performance as a mentally unstable woman.- New York Post
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It's hard not to like a PG-rated 'toon that works in references to "Pulp Fiction" and "Fargo," even if Meet the Robinsons, a delightful, quirk-filled riff on "Back to the Future," proceeds in fits and starts.- New York Post
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Quirkily likable comedy-drama about a family trying to coping with loss, contains three of the best performances you're likely to see in an American movie this year.- New York Post
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Yet another teen comedy that tries to have it both ways -- basically, "Mean Girls" with crucifixes instead of designer jewelry.- New York Post
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Yet another screwed-up mess that will give audiences another excuse to shun the multiplexes this weekend.- New York Post
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Basically it's an acting exercise - a one-set rendition of that old stage and movie standby, the ex-convict struggling to go straight who's tempted to attempt one last score.- New York Post
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Despite pitch-perfect performances, the craft of Moretti's direction and his honorable intentions, The Son's Room was not especially moving.- New York Post
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The kind of small gem that's becoming increasingly rare in American films.- New York Post
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For Your Consideration isn't quite in a class with Guest's earlier films like "Waiting for Guffman," "Best in Show" and "A Mighty Wind," which is not to say it isn't uproariously funny.- New York Post
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Altman and Rapp skirt the fine line between satire and caricature, stopping just short of ridiculing the women who pack Dr. T's office.- New York Post
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Does offer solid laughs, engaging performances and a captivating setting.- New York Post
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Arguably as effective as Ambien at inducing sleep, but possible side effects include uncontrollable laughter.- New York Post
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Thanks to (Douglas), Diamonds is quite affecting -- even if it's not a particularly good movie.- New York Post
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A determinedly raunchy holiday comedy about a libidinous, larcenous and perpetually soused St. Nick with a nonstop potty mouth.- New York Post
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Sorry, the beloved Singin’ in the Rain isn’t the finest of the legendary MGM musicals. For my money, it’s a close second to The Band Wagon, which has better music, better dances, better direction, more lavish sets and costumes and a wittier script (by the same writers).- New York Post
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It remains for a tougher documentary to more forcefully trace exactly who benefits from this shameful practice -- multinational corporations and consumers who don't ask enough questions.- New York Post
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A major disappointment, The Cider House Rules pales by comparison with the gutsier, more full-bodied adaptation of Irving's "The World According to Garp."- New York Post
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Seems afraid to cut loose in the manner of Robert Altman or Paul Thomas Anderson, so this labor of love suffers from an overly earnest and morose tone. Which, given the cast in Thirteen Conversations, is a real shame.- New York Post
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This is a by-the-numbers rehash that will leave anyone much over 5 enormously grateful that, if you duck out before the lengthy end credits, it lasts just over an hour.- New York Post
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Big-Hearted and often quite funny if crudely made, Fat Girls cleverly subverts the clichés of high school comedies to serve an autobiographical story about an overweight gay teen in a small Texas town.- New York Post
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Sheen, who is also reprising his stage role and appeared as Tony Blair in the Morgan-written "The Queen," is highly effective as Frost - though the stakes for Frost are nowhere near as interesting as those for Nixon.- New York Post
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Adoration, which hinges on a number of coincidences, contains some really fine performances.- New York Post
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Thanks to Jordan's bravura storytelling, Breakfast on Pluto is one of very few movies this year truly worth remembering.- New York Post
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Li is powerless when the film slows to a crawl to provide a little drama.- New York Post
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Mitchell's adventurous, big- hearted, pansexual mosaic of New Yorkers looking for love and orgasms (not necessarily in that order), is a rare example of a nonporn film that doesn't exploit graphic sex as a gimmick.- New York Post
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You won't have a more viscerally emotional experience at the movies this year.- New York Post
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Ultimately has a somewhat unfinished quality that complements the movie's themes -- and Hall's haunting performance.- New York Post
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Only mildly diverting and way too long for a movie aimed at kids.- New York Post
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The Road to Guantanamo is a missed opportunity. This is a subject that deserves a more thoughtful documentary or docudrama, not a hastily thrown together amalgam of the two.- New York Post
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There's an air of extreme predictability and inevitability in the script - which takes liberties like moving the climactic debate from the University of Southern California to the grander precincts of Harvard.- New York Post
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More than lives up to its clever positioning as the first movie of the new millennium.- New York Post
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There are far, far worse ways to spend two hours than watching Jessica Alba in a skimpy bikini - as well as other natural wonders photographed in the Bahamas - in the airheaded underwater adventure Into the Blue.- New York Post
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Director Kevin Bray, whose clichéd style betrays his music-video roots, devotes far too much time to the mechanics of the illogical plot.- New York Post
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Though Mantegna can't quite lick the essential staginess of Mamet's adaptation of his play, even with lots of scenic shots of Lake Ontario, the performances are what one would expect with such a consummate actor in charge.- New York Post
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Shallow and blatantly manipulative variation on "Awakenings" in which every plot development is telegraphed.- New York Post
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The best thing Baldwin has done in years, and a triumph of low-budget storytelling by a director to watch.- New York Post
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A shrill farce that strains credibility even by the standards of black comedy.- New York Post
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Despite reams of maudlin narration, McKidd's powerful performance as a conflicted man makes this beautifully shot low-budget feature worth checking out.- New York Post
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A cut-rate ripoff of "Aeon Flux" with Milla Jovovich as a butt-kicking futuristic heroine in a midriff-baring bodysuit, is ultrastupid, ultra-incoherent, ultrasilly - and way, way ultraboring.- New York Post
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While there are some scattered laughs, the flimsy and nonsensical script - combined with the sledgehammer direction by Brian Robbins, make the similarly themed "Big Momma's House" look like Noel Coward.- New York Post
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Stinko movies often unwittingly critique themselves -- and the brain-dead romantic comedy Down to You (which Miramax understandably didn't screen in advance for critics) is no exception.- New York Post
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This So-Called Disaster was the father's sarcastic term for their relationship.- New York Post
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Rogers gives a brave performance, but there isn't much chemistry between Bridges and Basinger, who were teamed to better effect in 1987's "Nadine."- New York Post
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The latest in a series of entertaining IMAX underwater documentaries.- New York Post
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Panders to its audience by glorifying drug dealing and violence in all-too-depressingly familiar ways.- New York Post
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As much as we like Alec as an actor, it's hard to imagine that any amount of editing and reshooting under his supervision could salvage his complete ineptitude as a director.- New York Post
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The dreary, direct-to-video quality of the script, acting and cinematography in this latest entry seemed to inspire more yawns than screams, and not a few titters.- New York Post
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The first movie I've seen in a very long while that deserves to be called a masterpiece. It's such a stunning achievement in storytelling.- New York Post
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Acceptably diverting Saturday night at the movies, especially if you're willing to check your brains at the popcorn stand.- New York Post
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This bittersweet comedy is a fine showcase for a pair of distinctive and appealing talents.- New York Post
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It's Complicated is basically "Avatar" for women of a certain age, with blond highlights replacing blue skin.- New York Post
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As huge a travesty and a bore as 1956's "Alexander the Great," in which Richard Burton looked equally uncomfortable as a blond.- New York Post
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The willfully eccentric Beyond the Sea seems to be telling us a lot more about its star and director, Kevin Spacey, than its ostensible subject.- New York Post
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If I were a member of Generation X, I would be fed up with Hollywood's obsession with the idea that its men are genetically incapable of growing up.- New York Post
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Has its sluggish stretches, but the superb level of acting is more than ample compensation.- New York Post
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As formulaic in its own way as anything mainstream Hollywood turns out, In Bruges is also a fish-out-of-water comedy.- New York Post
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Easier to sit through than the typical, earnest Christian movie.- New York Post
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There is nothing startlingly new in Resident Evil: Apocalpyse, but it is delivered with some panache and humor.- New York Post
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Isn't as relentlessly vulgar or cartoonish as "The Ladies Man" - nor is it a whole lot more realistic.- New York Post
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The acting is, at best, serviceable; the sound track is too often unintelligible; the direction is often over the top; and the script relies heavily on stereotypes.- New York Post
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Beowulf & Grendel has its moments, as well as its debits. Among the later is the grating Canadian accent of Sarah Polley, who plays a witch named Selma.- New York Post
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Isn't quite as accessible or as deeply moving as his masterpiece, "All About My Mother." It's a tad too self-consciously a work of art for that. But it's still a must-see for anyone who's halfway serious about film.- New York Post
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Denzel Washington dazzles in his best screen performance to date as Frank Lucas.- New York Post
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I laughed harder at Pumpkin than at any other film I've seen this year -- but be warned: This dark campus comedy is not for all tastes, or probably even most tastes.- New York Post
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A thrilling, beautifully crafted, fact-based horse story that's not merely the summer's finest movie, but may well be the one to catch come Academy Awards time.- New York Post
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Rarely have filmmakers had a more wildly improbable happy ending forced on them. Well, you need all the help you can get, divine or otherwise, when your two stars - Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon - have no chemistry whatsoever.- New York Post
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Tells its story so effectively through pictures it's barely necessary to read the subtitles.- New York Post
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Sony dumped this sleazy, inept and worthless piece of torture porn into theaters yesterday.- New York Post
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Lee's framing device - which ends with a head-scratching fantasy - doesn't work. At. All.- New York Post
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A bizarre and campily amusing "tribute" to the late dance legend starring drag queen Richard Move.- New York Post
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