For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What we’ve got is a highly entertaining nautical version of “The Towering Inferno’’ (still my favorite guilty pleasure of all time).
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This entertaining and handsome-looking version of The Magnificent Seven is very much tailored to his star, right down to Washington’s real-life history as a preacher’s son.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    At its heart, this is a thrilling tribute to a modest hero who rose to an extraordinary occasion.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Hugh Grant is no less great (and has terrific chemistry with Streep) in his juiciest role in years as St. Clair.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The simple, highly effective gimmick of this straightforward shocker is a malevolent clawed spectre named Diana (Alicia Vela-Bailey), who only appears in the dark.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Infiltrator satisfyingly builds to an improbable but ripped-from-the-headlines climax.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Captain Fantastic isn’t only one of the year’s best movies, but one of the best cast and best acted, right down to the smaller roles.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A visually dazzling summer treat.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    If there has ever been a better voice performance in an animated film than Ellen DeGeneres’ in Pixar’s wonderful sequel Finding Dory, I sure can’t think of it. Her tour de force even surpasses Robin Williams in “Aladdin.”
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The Conjuring 2 belongs to Wilson and Farmiga as the sincere, loving, slightly square Warrens, with Wan tightening the screws for a rousing series of cliffhangers that should have audiences screaming. Expect another sequel for sure.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Some editing would have made The Nice Guys easier to love — at times it feels as bloated as Crowe’s gut. It’s neither as fast, fresh or as funny as Black’s “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’’ (2005).
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Cross “Dog Day Afternoon’’ with “The Big Short’’ and throw in a dash of “Network’’ and you’ve got Money Monster, a clever financial thriller with comic overtones that’s a solid investment of your time thanks to stellar work by George Clooney and Julia Roberts.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It’s only a matter of time before someone turns Louise Osmond’s crowd-pleasing documentary, about people in a working-class Welsh mining village invading the snobbish “sport of kings,” gets turned into “The Full Monty” on four hooves.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Italian director Luca Guadagnino draws terrific performances from his four stars.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Patel has his most rewarding role since “Slumdog.’’
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Elvis & Nixon is the funniest Nixon movie since 1999’s forgotten “Dick.” That comedy was a Watergate-era fantasy, but as incredible as it seems, this one is based more or less directly on fact. A photograph of the meeting is the most requested image at the National Archives.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Sarandon gets great support from a cast that includes J.K. Simmons as a laid-back retired cop who pursues Minnie, and Jason Ritter as the ex-boyfriend whom Minnie desperately plots to reunite with her daughter.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Patrick Stewart has a blast playing against type as a soft-spoken white supremacist holding a punk rock band as his temporary prisoners in Jeremy Saulnier’s nicely crafted, low-budget comedy-thriller.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A cut above the season’s other belated sequels like “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’’ and “Zoolander 2.’’
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This sort of violent comedy — think “True Lies’’ meets “Grosse Pointe Blank’’ — is tough to pull off, but Spanish director Paco Cabezas and screenwriter Max Landis (“American Ultra’’) nail a screwball fantasy vibe that stops just inches short of downright silliness.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Don Cheadle gives one of the best performances of his career as jazz legend Miles Davis in Miles Ahead, even if his debut as a director ends up being an unfocused disappointment.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Desplechin draws uniformly superb performances from his young cast, making the coming-of-age genre seem fresh and vital.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    South African director Gavin Hood (“X-Men Origins: Wolverine’’) pulls off some really tricky tonal shifts.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    The year’s best film so far.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Tautly directed by Kiefer’s longtime “24’’ helmer Jon Cassar, Forsaken greatly benefits from the poignant teaming of its father-and-son stars — as well as Michael Wincott as an especially elegant and eloquent gunfighter who has great respect for John.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What really makes Hail, Caesar! sing are the Coens’ painstaking period simulations of scenes from five films,including not only “Hail, Caesar!” but a synchronized swimming routine a la Busby Berkeley and a corny musical Western.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The true story behind a Coast Guard rescue depicted in Disney’s The Finest Hours is amazing enough that it didn’t require corny romantic embellishments that threaten to capsize everything.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The stunning visuals in DreamWorks Animation’s Kung Fu Panda 3 surpass the high standards set by its predecessors, but storywise, the latest adventures of goofy Po the panda break no new ground.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The ironically titled A Perfect Day isn’t entirely successful, but Del Toro is wonderful and there are many well-judged moments, some involving a 9-year-old (Eldar Residovic) whose return to his home underlines the tragedies of this particular conflict.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Joy
    Mostly it’s up to Lawrence to wring all the drama and pathos she can out of a battle over patent rights that pushes Joy to the brink of bankruptcy. No surprise that her mettle cleans up all the messiness in Joy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel do some of the best work of their careers playing longtime friends navigating their twilight years in Paolo Sorrentino’s witty, wise and swooningly beautiful dramatic comedy Youth.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the year’s warmest and most crowd-pleasing surprises.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    The Good Dinosaur is no instant classic like its sublime predecessor “Inside Out,” but is modestly pleasing in its own way.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    This is in many ways a companion piece to Haynes’ “Far From Heaven” (2002), which remains one of my favorite films so far this century.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Bryan Cranston finally translates his critical acclaim for “Breaking Bad” into an Oscar-caliber performance in darkly comic Trumbo, playing an eloquent, witty screenwriter who bucked the Hollywood blacklist and triumphed.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Brilliantly acted by the year’s most carefully assembled cast, Spotlight is one of the year’s best films, showing just how hard it is to uncover painful truths.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Bridge of Spies, Steven Spielberg’s best film since “Saving Private Ryan,” stars a flawless Tom Hanks in the smart, old-school thriller as James Donovan.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Truth also ignores Rather’s famous showboating, pettiness and hubris. He’s worked in lower-profile gigs since, but trust me, there’s a good reason why no news organization will touch Mapes with a 10-foot pole.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Charlotte Rampling, Geraldine Chaplin and Mathieu Amalric contribute cameo appearances in the The Forbidden Room, a visual feast that may be a bit overwhelming for those unfamiliar with Maddin’s work.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    The Martian is a straightforward and thrilling survival-and-rescue adventure, without the metaphysical and emotional trappings of, say, “Interstellar.’’ It’s pure fun.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    In the end, The Walk finds a graceful way to pay tribute not only to Petit’s bravery and determination — but to the thousands lost on 9/11 in the buildings this daredevil loved so much.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    While highly entertaining and sometimes inspired, Black Mass is more like Scorsese lite. In perhaps the most memorable sequence, Bulger sardonically tests a childhood friend (Joel Edgerton) for loyalty by teasing out a “secret” steak sauce in what’s basically a reworking/homage of Joe Pesci’s famous “I’m funny, how?” scene in “GoodFellas.”
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Be warned that Wolf Totem, featuring one of the final scores by the late great James Horner, is probably too brutal for younger children and more sensitive animal lovers.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Daniel Lee’s elaborate Chinese historical action epic Dragon Blade certainly gets points for creative casting, as well as its gorgeous widescreen visuals.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Tomlin and Elliot relive their characters’ pain and anger so deeply that they could very well both end up with Oscar nominations.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One of the summer’s most entertaining and provocative movies.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Short, sweet, charming and often very funny, Shaun the Sheep Movie has essentially no intelligible dialogue and doesn’t need any.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Too much screen time is devoted to producers Lloyd and Susan Ecker, fans who serve as on-screen narrators and serve up tidbits from Tucker’s 400 scrapbooks, some of which, frankly, seem highly improbable.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Mr. Holmes, derived from a novel by Mitch Cullin, isn’t quite as deep or as poignant, but amply rewards McKellen and Holmes fans willing to go with its leisurely pace.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The dance routines are so hilariously spectacular — and the film is such good-naturedly inclusive fun — that you may not miss the absence of anything resembling dramatic conflict in what’s close to a feature-length concert film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Big Game is goofy fun, whether Jackson is rolling down a hill in a freezer, the kid is trying to stop a bazooka with an arrow, or we’re witnessing other stunts that are just too preposterous to describe.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Cam (based on the director’s real-life father) is so charming and gifted in various ways that it’s easy to enjoy this fanciful look at a bohemian mixed-race family.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    A hilarious and touching animated masterpiece that takes a gloriously imaginative, sometimes scary leap into the mind of a girl on the cusp of adolescence.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    A funny, hip, touching and utterly irresistible comedy-drama.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Worth seeing just for the dramatization of the making of “Good Vibrations” alone. But there’s much more to savor in this biopic — a rare high note in the drone of so much summer dreck.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Playing a slightly autobiographical role — reinforced by a karaoke sequence that gently nods to “Duets,” the final film directed by Danner’s late real-life husband, Bruce Paltrow, and starring their daughter Gwyneth — Danner shines in scene after scene.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    This spectacularly great reboot is surprisingly owned not by Hardy, who is fine, but by Charlize Theron.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Morgan Freeman and Diane Keaton have unexpectedly great chemistry in this warm and funny comedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This is the sort of film that will admittedly make some people uncomfortable, and that’s sort of the point.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Ride sounds a bit like a Lifetime movie, but in Hunt’s capable hands it’s a brisk, funny and touching comedy for boomers.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    More funny than scary.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Could easily have become a schmaltzy variation on “Whiplash.” But it’s not, thanks to astringent direction by François Girard (“The Red Violin’’), an excellent cast and heavenly young voices.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Noah Baumbach’s While We’re Young amounts to the most hilarious Woody Allen movie in forever.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The documentary was filmed in the 1990s by Denny Tedesco, whose father Tommy is credited as the most recorded guitarist in history, including the instantly identifiable themes to “Bonanza” and “Mission: Impossible.”
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Mostly, the gorgeously shot Queen and Country depicts Bill and his more rebellious mate Percy pursuing beautiful women with varying degrees of success — and pulling pranks on their exasperated superiors, hilariously portrayed by David Thewlis and Richard E. Grant.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Let us now praise Anna Kendrick, who is positively great in the small-scale The Last Five Years — so utterly wonderful that this adaptation of an off-Broadway musical deserves better than a token theatrical release to support its distribution via video-on-demand.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Lawrence’s script for The Rewrite could have used one, and his direction is uneven, but it’s still rewarding watching Grant dispensing his dithery charm surrounded by old pros.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Pacino demonstrates considerable comic chops in The Humbling — which has some interesting similarities to “Birdman.’’ It loses some momentum in its third act, but provides plenty of juicy material for a terrific cast.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Patrick Stewart knocks it out of the park as a Juilliard School dance teacher forced to spill his biggest secrets in Match, which playwright Stephen Belber effectively directed and adapted from his own Broadway play.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It’s an absorbing documentary that eloquently explores questions about forgiveness.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Stephen Sondheim’s stage classic Into the Woods, a dark and subversive musical take on fairy tales, not only survives but triumphs in the composer’s most unlikely collaboration with Disney.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Brilliantly acted and directed, Ava DuVernay’s towering Selma is Hollywood’s definitive depiction of the 1960s American civil rights movement — as well as perhaps the most timely movie you’ll see this year.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Timothy Spall, a character actor best known as Wormtail in the “Harry Potter’’ series, delivers an Oscar-caliber tour de force as eccentric British landscape painter J.M.W. Turner in the exquisite Mr. Turner.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    You won’t see a better performance by an actress on film this year than Julianne Moore as a linguistics professor struggling to hold onto her personality after a diagnosis of early onset Alzheimer’s in the unforgettable drama Still Alice.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Laura Dern — only nine years older than Witherspoon’s fresh-faced 38 — could also net a Best Supporting Actress nod for her outstanding work as Cheryl’s spunky and nurturing mothe.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Very much a feminist Western — one painting a vivid picture of how difficult it was for even a strong and determined woman to survive in frontier days.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Visually imaginative, The Theory of Everything is an unusually compelling true-life story about an extraordinary couple triumphing over adversity. It’s my favorite movie so far this year.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 Lou Lumenick
    Genius director Christopher Nolan reaches for the stars in Interstellar — and delivers a soulful, must-see masterpiece, one of the most exhilarating film experiences so far this century.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    In his own twisted way, Lou is just as much a bloodsucker as Dracula, in a horror story that this tabloid veteran can attest is not as far removed from reality as you might assume.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    It’s perhaps the most incisive and funniest Hollywood take on Broadway since Mel Brook’s original “The Producers.”
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Overlong and sometimes schmaltzy — but still hugely engaging.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The crowd-pleasing St. Vincent provides Murray with his first comic vehicle in years. It’s a tour de force and a cause for major celebration.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Good Lie may not be anything like Witherspoon’s version of “The Blind Side” (as the ads also imply), but it’s a heart-tugger that’s definitely worth seeing.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What elevates Men, Women & Children considerably above a dramatized (and occasionally over-dramatized) lecture on the dehumanizing aspects of the Internet is the consistently high caliber of acting (including, yes, Sandler) and spot-on narration by Emma Thompson.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    There’s nothing hugely original about the script by Richard Wenk (who cowrote “Expendables 2” with Sylvester Stallone), but Washington is a master at putting his own inimitable and stylish spin on even the most familiar situations.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Stephen Beresford’s script’s has its cornball fish-out-of-water touches to be sure, but Pride is a bona fide crowd-pleaser — wearing its heart on its sleeve as the film builds to an ending that’s as satisfying as it is surprising.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Michael Berry’s Frontera offers an unsparing look at the plight of illegal immigrants, even if the ending seems too patly convenient.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Congress doesn’t fully live up to its lofty ambitions, but it does attempt something most filmmakers wouldn’t even dream of — a dystopian blend of live-action and animation that acidly comments on some of Hollywood’s touchiest issues before drifting off into an existential fog.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Dashing, handsome and self-deprecating, Kevin Kline was born to play Errol Flynn.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Love is Strange is very well worth seeing for its two stars, who acutely convey the pain their characters feel over their separation as well as displaying their considerable comic chops to keep things from getting too grim.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The found-footage disaster flick Into the Storm is “Twister’’ for dummies, but by no means is that an insult. The new film is enormous fun if you’re in the right mood.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Wojtowicz was a folk hero thanks to the movie, and he cashed in on his celebrity by signing autographs in front of the bank he tried to rob. He also retained the love and support of his wife and his doting mother, both of whom are interviewed with him in The Dog, until his death in 2006.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Manages to be a satisfying meal, if not quite a feast, for famished adult audiences.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    One funk-tastic musical biopic.
    • 100 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Linklater ambitiously shot his new effort over a period of 12 years with the same cast, showcasing what turns out to be an astonishing performance by newcomer Ellar Coltrane, who grows up from 6 to 18 before our eyes over the course of 164 minutes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Expertly serves shivers, buckets of gore — and pretty much every cliché of the genre.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Don’t miss it — this is enormously fun visionary filmmaking, with a witty script and a great international cast.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Lou Lumenick
    Roughly a more broadly comic French version of John Favreau’s “Chef,’’ this film stars veteran Jean Reno as a longtime celebrity chef who may lose control of his Paris restaurant because the young new CEO thinks he’s old toque.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 88 Lou Lumenick
    Jersey Boys tells a familiar story, yes — but rarely told this well and with this much heart and soul.

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