Lou Lumenick
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
What we’ve got is a highly entertaining nautical version of “The Towering Inferno’’ (still my favorite guilty pleasure of all time).- New York Post
- Posted Sep 29, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
This entertaining and handsome-looking version of The Magnificent Seven is very much tailored to his star, right down to Washington’s real-life history as a preacher’s son.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
At its heart, this is a thrilling tribute to a modest hero who rose to an extraordinary occasion.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 6, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Hugh Grant is no less great (and has terrific chemistry with Streep) in his juiciest role in years as St. Clair.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 11, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The simple, highly effective gimmick of this straightforward shocker is a malevolent clawed spectre named Diana (Alicia Vela-Bailey), who only appears in the dark.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The Infiltrator satisfyingly builds to an improbable but ripped-from-the-headlines climax.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 13, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Captain Fantastic isn’t only one of the year’s best movies, but one of the best cast and best acted, right down to the smaller roles.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 7, 2016
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- Posted Jun 30, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
If there has ever been a better voice performance in an animated film than Ellen DeGeneres’ in Pixar’s wonderful sequel Finding Dory, I sure can’t think of it. Her tour de force even surpasses Robin Williams in “Aladdin.”- New York Post
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The Conjuring 2 belongs to Wilson and Farmiga as the sincere, loving, slightly square Warrens, with Wan tightening the screws for a rousing series of cliffhangers that should have audiences screaming. Expect another sequel for sure.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Some editing would have made The Nice Guys easier to love — at times it feels as bloated as Crowe’s gut. It’s neither as fast, fresh or as funny as Black’s “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’’ (2005).- New York Post
- Posted May 19, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Cross “Dog Day Afternoon’’ with “The Big Short’’ and throw in a dash of “Network’’ and you’ve got Money Monster, a clever financial thriller with comic overtones that’s a solid investment of your time thanks to stellar work by George Clooney and Julia Roberts.- New York Post
- Posted May 12, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s only a matter of time before someone turns Louise Osmond’s crowd-pleasing documentary, about people in a working-class Welsh mining village invading the snobbish “sport of kings,” gets turned into “The Full Monty” on four hooves.- New York Post
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Italian director Luca Guadagnino draws terrific performances from his four stars.- New York Post
- Posted May 4, 2016
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- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Elvis & Nixon is the funniest Nixon movie since 1999’s forgotten “Dick.” That comedy was a Watergate-era fantasy, but as incredible as it seems, this one is based more or less directly on fact. A photograph of the meeting is the most requested image at the National Archives.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Sarandon gets great support from a cast that includes J.K. Simmons as a laid-back retired cop who pursues Minnie, and Jason Ritter as the ex-boyfriend whom Minnie desperately plots to reunite with her daughter.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Patrick Stewart has a blast playing against type as a soft-spoken white supremacist holding a punk rock band as his temporary prisoners in Jeremy Saulnier’s nicely crafted, low-budget comedy-thriller.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
A cut above the season’s other belated sequels like “My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’’ and “Zoolander 2.’’- New York Post
- Posted Apr 14, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
This sort of violent comedy — think “True Lies’’ meets “Grosse Pointe Blank’’ — is tough to pull off, but Spanish director Paco Cabezas and screenwriter Max Landis (“American Ultra’’) nail a screwball fantasy vibe that stops just inches short of downright silliness.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Don Cheadle gives one of the best performances of his career as jazz legend Miles Davis in Miles Ahead, even if his debut as a director ends up being an unfocused disappointment.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 31, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Desplechin draws uniformly superb performances from his young cast, making the coming-of-age genre seem fresh and vital.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
South African director Gavin Hood (“X-Men Origins: Wolverine’’) pulls off some really tricky tonal shifts.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Posted Mar 3, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Tautly directed by Kiefer’s longtime “24’’ helmer Jon Cassar, Forsaken greatly benefits from the poignant teaming of its father-and-son stars — as well as Michael Wincott as an especially elegant and eloquent gunfighter who has great respect for John.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
What really makes Hail, Caesar! sing are the Coens’ painstaking period simulations of scenes from five films,including not only “Hail, Caesar!” but a synchronized swimming routine a la Busby Berkeley and a corny musical Western.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The true story behind a Coast Guard rescue depicted in Disney’s The Finest Hours is amazing enough that it didn’t require corny romantic embellishments that threaten to capsize everything.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The stunning visuals in DreamWorks Animation’s Kung Fu Panda 3 surpass the high standards set by its predecessors, but storywise, the latest adventures of goofy Po the panda break no new ground.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
The ironically titled A Perfect Day isn’t entirely successful, but Del Toro is wonderful and there are many well-judged moments, some involving a 9-year-old (Eldar Residovic) whose return to his home underlines the tragedies of this particular conflict.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 20, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Mostly it’s up to Lawrence to wring all the drama and pathos she can out of a battle over patent rights that pushes Joy to the brink of bankruptcy. No surprise that her mettle cleans up all the messiness in Joy.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel do some of the best work of their careers playing longtime friends navigating their twilight years in Paolo Sorrentino’s witty, wise and swooningly beautiful dramatic comedy Youth.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2015
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- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The Good Dinosaur is no instant classic like its sublime predecessor “Inside Out,” but is modestly pleasing in its own way.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This is in many ways a companion piece to Haynes’ “Far From Heaven” (2002), which remains one of my favorite films so far this century.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Bryan Cranston finally translates his critical acclaim for “Breaking Bad” into an Oscar-caliber performance in darkly comic Trumbo, playing an eloquent, witty screenwriter who bucked the Hollywood blacklist and triumphed.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Brilliantly acted by the year’s most carefully assembled cast, Spotlight is one of the year’s best films, showing just how hard it is to uncover painful truths.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 4, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Bridge of Spies, Steven Spielberg’s best film since “Saving Private Ryan,” stars a flawless Tom Hanks in the smart, old-school thriller as James Donovan.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Truth also ignores Rather’s famous showboating, pettiness and hubris. He’s worked in lower-profile gigs since, but trust me, there’s a good reason why no news organization will touch Mapes with a 10-foot pole.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Charlotte Rampling, Geraldine Chaplin and Mathieu Amalric contribute cameo appearances in the The Forbidden Room, a visual feast that may be a bit overwhelming for those unfamiliar with Maddin’s work.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The Martian is a straightforward and thrilling survival-and-rescue adventure, without the metaphysical and emotional trappings of, say, “Interstellar.’’ It’s pure fun.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
In the end, The Walk finds a graceful way to pay tribute not only to Petit’s bravery and determination — but to the thousands lost on 9/11 in the buildings this daredevil loved so much.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 27, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
While highly entertaining and sometimes inspired, Black Mass is more like Scorsese lite. In perhaps the most memorable sequence, Bulger sardonically tests a childhood friend (Joel Edgerton) for loyalty by teasing out a “secret” steak sauce in what’s basically a reworking/homage of Joe Pesci’s famous “I’m funny, how?” scene in “GoodFellas.”- New York Post
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Be warned that Wolf Totem, featuring one of the final scores by the late great James Horner, is probably too brutal for younger children and more sensitive animal lovers.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Daniel Lee’s elaborate Chinese historical action epic Dragon Blade certainly gets points for creative casting, as well as its gorgeous widescreen visuals.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Tomlin and Elliot relive their characters’ pain and anger so deeply that they could very well both end up with Oscar nominations.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Short, sweet, charming and often very funny, Shaun the Sheep Movie has essentially no intelligible dialogue and doesn’t need any.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Too much screen time is devoted to producers Lloyd and Susan Ecker, fans who serve as on-screen narrators and serve up tidbits from Tucker’s 400 scrapbooks, some of which, frankly, seem highly improbable.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Mr. Holmes, derived from a novel by Mitch Cullin, isn’t quite as deep or as poignant, but amply rewards McKellen and Holmes fans willing to go with its leisurely pace.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The dance routines are so hilariously spectacular — and the film is such good-naturedly inclusive fun — that you may not miss the absence of anything resembling dramatic conflict in what’s close to a feature-length concert film.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Big Game is goofy fun, whether Jackson is rolling down a hill in a freezer, the kid is trying to stop a bazooka with an arrow, or we’re witnessing other stunts that are just too preposterous to describe.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Cam (based on the director’s real-life father) is so charming and gifted in various ways that it’s easy to enjoy this fanciful look at a bohemian mixed-race family.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A hilarious and touching animated masterpiece that takes a gloriously imaginative, sometimes scary leap into the mind of a girl on the cusp of adolescence.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A funny, hip, touching and utterly irresistible comedy-drama.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Worth seeing just for the dramatization of the making of “Good Vibrations” alone. But there’s much more to savor in this biopic — a rare high note in the drone of so much summer dreck.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Playing a slightly autobiographical role — reinforced by a karaoke sequence that gently nods to “Duets,” the final film directed by Danner’s late real-life husband, Bruce Paltrow, and starring their daughter Gwyneth — Danner shines in scene after scene.- New York Post
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This spectacularly great reboot is surprisingly owned not by Hardy, who is fine, but by Charlize Theron.- New York Post
- Posted May 12, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Morgan Freeman and Diane Keaton have unexpectedly great chemistry in this warm and funny comedy.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
This is the sort of film that will admittedly make some people uncomfortable, and that’s sort of the point.- New York Post
- Posted May 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Ride sounds a bit like a Lifetime movie, but in Hunt’s capable hands it’s a brisk, funny and touching comedy for boomers.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 29, 2015
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- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Could easily have become a schmaltzy variation on “Whiplash.” But it’s not, thanks to astringent direction by François Girard (“The Red Violin’’), an excellent cast and heavenly young voices.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Noah Baumbach’s While We’re Young amounts to the most hilarious Woody Allen movie in forever.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 25, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The documentary was filmed in the 1990s by Denny Tedesco, whose father Tommy is credited as the most recorded guitarist in history, including the instantly identifiable themes to “Bonanza” and “Mission: Impossible.”- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Mostly, the gorgeously shot Queen and Country depicts Bill and his more rebellious mate Percy pursuing beautiful women with varying degrees of success — and pulling pranks on their exasperated superiors, hilariously portrayed by David Thewlis and Richard E. Grant.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Let us now praise Anna Kendrick, who is positively great in the small-scale The Last Five Years — so utterly wonderful that this adaptation of an off-Broadway musical deserves better than a token theatrical release to support its distribution via video-on-demand.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Lawrence’s script for The Rewrite could have used one, and his direction is uneven, but it’s still rewarding watching Grant dispensing his dithery charm surrounded by old pros.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Pacino demonstrates considerable comic chops in The Humbling — which has some interesting similarities to “Birdman.’’ It loses some momentum in its third act, but provides plenty of juicy material for a terrific cast.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 21, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Patrick Stewart knocks it out of the park as a Juilliard School dance teacher forced to spill his biggest secrets in Match, which playwright Stephen Belber effectively directed and adapted from his own Broadway play.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 15, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s an absorbing documentary that eloquently explores questions about forgiveness.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Stephen Sondheim’s stage classic Into the Woods, a dark and subversive musical take on fairy tales, not only survives but triumphs in the composer’s most unlikely collaboration with Disney.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Brilliantly acted and directed, Ava DuVernay’s towering Selma is Hollywood’s definitive depiction of the 1960s American civil rights movement — as well as perhaps the most timely movie you’ll see this year.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 23, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Timothy Spall, a character actor best known as Wormtail in the “Harry Potter’’ series, delivers an Oscar-caliber tour de force as eccentric British landscape painter J.M.W. Turner in the exquisite Mr. Turner.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
You won’t see a better performance by an actress on film this year than Julianne Moore as a linguistics professor struggling to hold onto her personality after a diagnosis of early onset Alzheimer’s in the unforgettable drama Still Alice.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Laura Dern — only nine years older than Witherspoon’s fresh-faced 38 — could also net a Best Supporting Actress nod for her outstanding work as Cheryl’s spunky and nurturing mothe.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Very much a feminist Western — one painting a vivid picture of how difficult it was for even a strong and determined woman to survive in frontier days.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 12, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Visually imaginative, The Theory of Everything is an unusually compelling true-life story about an extraordinary couple triumphing over adversity. It’s my favorite movie so far this year.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Genius director Christopher Nolan reaches for the stars in Interstellar — and delivers a soulful, must-see masterpiece, one of the most exhilarating film experiences so far this century.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
In his own twisted way, Lou is just as much a bloodsucker as Dracula, in a horror story that this tabloid veteran can attest is not as far removed from reality as you might assume.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s perhaps the most incisive and funniest Hollywood take on Broadway since Mel Brook’s original “The Producers.”- New York Post
- Posted Oct 16, 2014
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- Posted Oct 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The crowd-pleasing St. Vincent provides Murray with his first comic vehicle in years. It’s a tour de force and a cause for major celebration.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 8, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Good Lie may not be anything like Witherspoon’s version of “The Blind Side” (as the ads also imply), but it’s a heart-tugger that’s definitely worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
What elevates Men, Women & Children considerably above a dramatized (and occasionally over-dramatized) lecture on the dehumanizing aspects of the Internet is the consistently high caliber of acting (including, yes, Sandler) and spot-on narration by Emma Thompson.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
There’s nothing hugely original about the script by Richard Wenk (who cowrote “Expendables 2” with Sylvester Stallone), but Washington is a master at putting his own inimitable and stylish spin on even the most familiar situations.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Stephen Beresford’s script’s has its cornball fish-out-of-water touches to be sure, but Pride is a bona fide crowd-pleaser — wearing its heart on its sleeve as the film builds to an ending that’s as satisfying as it is surprising.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 24, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Michael Berry’s Frontera offers an unsparing look at the plight of illegal immigrants, even if the ending seems too patly convenient.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The Congress doesn’t fully live up to its lofty ambitions, but it does attempt something most filmmakers wouldn’t even dream of — a dystopian blend of live-action and animation that acidly comments on some of Hollywood’s touchiest issues before drifting off into an existential fog.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 3, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Dashing, handsome and self-deprecating, Kevin Kline was born to play Errol Flynn.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 29, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Love is Strange is very well worth seeing for its two stars, who acutely convey the pain their characters feel over their separation as well as displaying their considerable comic chops to keep things from getting too grim.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 20, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The found-footage disaster flick Into the Storm is “Twister’’ for dummies, but by no means is that an insult. The new film is enormous fun if you’re in the right mood.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Wojtowicz was a folk hero thanks to the movie, and he cashed in on his celebrity by signing autographs in front of the bank he tried to rob. He also retained the love and support of his wife and his doting mother, both of whom are interviewed with him in The Dog, until his death in 2006.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 6, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Manages to be a satisfying meal, if not quite a feast, for famished adult audiences.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 6, 2014
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- Posted Jul 31, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Linklater ambitiously shot his new effort over a period of 12 years with the same cast, showcasing what turns out to be an astonishing performance by newcomer Ellar Coltrane, who grows up from 6 to 18 before our eyes over the course of 164 minutes.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 9, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Expertly serves shivers, buckets of gore — and pretty much every cliché of the genre.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 2, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Don’t miss it — this is enormously fun visionary filmmaking, with a witty script and a great international cast.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 25, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Roughly a more broadly comic French version of John Favreau’s “Chef,’’ this film stars veteran Jean Reno as a longtime celebrity chef who may lose control of his Paris restaurant because the young new CEO thinks he’s old toque.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Jersey Boys tells a familiar story, yes — but rarely told this well and with this much heart and soul.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 18, 2014
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