Lisa Schwarzbaum

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For 1,979 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 28% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Schwarzbaum's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 Big Night
Lowest review score: 0 Valentine's Day
Score distribution:
1979 movie reviews
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Ong-Bak (taken from the name of the sacred statue) is delivered raw, with an on-the-fly compositional approach from director Prachya Pinkaew that includes dim lighting and jumbled editing.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A superior lyrical ragamuffin Irish drama.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The antics are wacky -- but far from Wilde.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Actually, there's one other way to approach Matchstick Men, and that's to forget all about neuroses and con artistry and admire the movie instead for the unsettlingly beautiful directorial study in geographical mood that it is.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Leder establishes a syncopated rhythm unlike anything we're used to in a catastrophe spectacle.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    As Carrie might type on her laptop while giving one of her girly little shrugs, When did Sex and the City become so long and mean so little?
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Nanking, a carefully nonpunitive documentary of remembrance, is emotionally draining, as it should be, but it's also overstructured, as it needn't be; the actors are intrusive in a story that isn't theirs.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The comic moments in this ingratiating bit of malarkey from director Peter Cattaneo and screenwriter Simon Beaufoy (both TV trained, both making their feature debuts) are winning.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Connoisseurs of digital animation, graphic novels, and the history of dystopian art will have plenty to discuss about Christian Volckman's visually striking, technically impressive black-and-white animated feature Renaissance…But no one will be talking about the movie's banal plot, the trite dialogue, or any of the indistinguishable characters who offer a bleak futuristic vision of cinema that's all style, no soul.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    As a work of art, the movie, shot quickly on digital video, is genial enough if unrefined.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    There's wit but never a wink in this smartly shot production, which pays homage to the 1980s without fetishizing the era.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The film squanders every opportunity (and international-coproduction cent) on by now imitative Nine Inch Nails-video-style visual Goth-goo, and, scarily, forgets to input a plot or script that makes any sense.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The surprisingly puny haul comes from the jolly, usually sparkling comedy workshop of David Dobkin, who directed "Wedding Crashers," and Dan Fogelman, who wrote "Cars" -- two great movies that both make better stocking stuffers.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Brooks guards the movie from overheating in a surfeit of warmedy.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Older and sadder, Mulder and Scully are no longer sure they've got the energy to even ask if the truth is still out there. And it feels as if Carter is skeptical, too.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Miracle -- the title taken from TV announcer Al Michaels' famous game-clinching cheer, ''Do you believe in miracles? Yes!'' -- wins not when it exhorts by word but when it shows by action.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    What willful streak of perversity inspired Kevin Costner to take on this wacky tale of a letter carrier-turned-postapocalyptic hero?
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    None of this detracts, however, from the terrific piss-and-merlot performances of Channing and Stiles, or from the committed participation of Frederick Weller as a Neil LaBute-era businessman caught in the lounge between two she-devils disguised as businesswomen.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Veteran French farceur Francis Veber proves that feature-length idiot humor is not limited to the Farrelly brothers.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A peculiar combination of willful meandering and matter of fact violence, and it occasionally confounds in its attempts to exalt.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Against all odds in heaven and hell, it creeped me out just fine.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Every once in a while, though, Firth's eyebrow hints, Can you believe I'm wearing this dorky leather breastplate?
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A rich, dark, pulpy mess of entanglements that fulfills all the requirements of the genre, and is told with an ease and gusto that make the pulp tasty.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Ramis’ talented, underused SCTV colleague Eugene Levy makes a brief, welcome appearance as a nuttily dim cement contractor, but he’s a zany interlude in an otherwise muted, unzany tale.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Wafer-thin, content-light, structure-wobbly, and whimsy-heavy.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 16 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's a toss-up as to what's the worse sin in this graceless piece of tragedy porn.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Walking the path grooved by such stone-faced confreres as De Niro and Schwarzenegger (and following up on his own more successful self-parody in "Men in Black"), Jones positions himself as a Man in a Stetson.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A jolting, artfully made drama set in and around a suburban playground somewhere between "American Beauty" and "In the Bedroom" on America's psychic highway.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Spiderwick is set in the present, but goes for an overall design look of dainty, cozy, William Morris-y arts-andcraftiness.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The movie is a guzzle of yahoo-Mountain Dew empty-calorie satisfaction: A quick blood-sugar high, an eyeful of bikes and bosoms, and you're out of the theater in 80 minutes. And on a bleak winter's day, that can be meal enough.

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