Lisa Schwarzbaum

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For 1,979 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 28% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Schwarzbaum's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 Big Night
Lowest review score: 0 Valentine's Day
Score distribution:
1979 movie reviews
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Eventually I gave up on meaning and began instead to study the profuse imagery -- and also the flat characters and anchorless performances.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 16 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    When you watch this failed horror thriller -- which has been under studio doctors' care for some two years, undergoing futile title changes and reshoots -- there's no respite from the odor of flop sweat stinking up the screen.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Russian-born Xenia Rappoport gives it her tragic-heroine all as an abused Ukraine prostitute-turned-sneaky housemaid in Italy in The Unknown Woman.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The facts are so awful that Dear Zacharycan be forgiven much of its antsiness--as a memorial, as a condolence to Bagby’s parents (who became activists for judicial reform in their late son's honor), and as a howl of grief.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Peculiarly coy feminine-empowerment fable.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    But in this standard athlete-dies-young presentation, we never do catch the magic that made Steve Prefontaine a towering figure. Instead, this Pre is a shaggy-haired, sentimental favorite -- a teen angel rather than an Olympian.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Without ever dipping into indignity among wet, half-naked men, Shower sparkles with joy.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Beautiful, compassionate, articulate domestic drama.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Strangely inert drama.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Overworked if heartfelt indie.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    No schmucks were harmed in the making of Dinner for Schmucks. That's the problem.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    But Levinson's passion to explain how he got from there to ''Sphere'' gives Liberty Heights its own farkatke Hollywood integrity.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The only real magic in The Lake House is that Kate and Alex have never heard of e-mail.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    This is a gentle, engaging narrative of constancy and devotion against all odds, both natural and bureaucratic, in which the past represents enduring family values and customs.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 0 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's a puzzlement how so many pros could have so wrecked one of the most beloved, hummably familiar movie musicals in the Rodgers and Hammerstein repertoire.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Ladies! Thelma and Louise drove a '66T-bird, remember?! They picked up a young male hitchhiker 17 years before you did, and they too, um, interacted with a trucker and admired magnificent American sunsets -- is it coming back to you? Nope, it's not, which is exactly why the tires are so low on this creaky vehicle.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 25 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Processed comedy chop suey.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Filmmaker Yung Chang finds a sad and beautiful way to glimpse the big picture of dislocation through an exquisitely poised small study.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    That the story is so oldfashioned and domestic and the family so average and secular is, in its way, the wind beneath this Broken Wings.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Very ''Waking Ned Devine.'' There's shrewd wit to Pouliot's gentle, no-bull farce.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's an intoxicating feeling when a movie excites and enlivens us like this -- and there's a particular giddiness to be had in thinking about what movies can (but don't often) do for one's soul after imbibing such a fine vintage.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Reeves is a stiff dancer and he delivers his lines in a full leather jacket monotone.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The movie is smart, serious, and adult about something that matters, but not at the expense of a kind of awful, sensual revelry as le Carré's capacious plot hurtles to its big finish.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    This beautiful, terrible story is not easily forgotten.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Bears the weight of too many genres jostling for screen time.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's sort of an ursine ''The Last Waltz,'' with more costumes and no direction from Martin Scorsese.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's scariest as a parable about the evil that exists in the hearts of adolescent boys.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The hothouse drama Mother and Child is organized like a femme-friendly spa that specializes in treatments for the psyche rather than the skin. Soft New Agey music tinkles intrusively. Sore spots are prodded and massaged. Clients pass one another in the changing room. The ritual is exquisite to some, and excruciating to others.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The Weather Man is what indie misery looks like when re-created by one of Hollywood's big studios.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    There's a tidiness and affection to this British homage to John Hughes movies.

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