Lisa Alspector

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For 550 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Alspector's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Tarzan
Lowest review score: 0 Bless the Child
Score distribution:
550 movie reviews
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Must have been slapped together fast: live-action stunts created by uninspired editing lead up to computer-generated imagery that's just as lame.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    A better disaster movie than it is a thriller.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    For every jab at hypocrisy in law enforcement or in the media's crime coverage...there's a scene's worth of uninflected scatology or misogyny.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Scary and exciting.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Funny? This one is. It's also sweet and thoughtful.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    This 1998 romantic comedy mostly bores with its cumbersome exposition and close-ups of trivial objects scattered throughout lackluster montage sequences.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Without becoming manipulative, sensational, or trite, the movie lets us know what became of the animals -- many dogs and one stowaway cat -- on the ill-fated ship.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Romantic comedy is set mainly in NYC, where the plight of its ambivalent lovers seems particularly trivial.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Ugly Americans in Paris have run-ins with the native werewolf culture in this horror-for-laughs story, in which the characters' stupidity and the deadpan acting are out of sync--instead of being campy or clever, the plot and performances are just unconvincing.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Depp conveys his character's ambivalence and ambiguity with utter conviction, and though the annoying score tries to throw Pacino's monologues over the top, his persuasive, low-key performance puts the violins in their place.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Until the story diverges from a similar agenda, the gags about the daily grind and what happens when a drone forgets how to be submissive make for beautifully low-key satire, and the caricatures of office types seem clever.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Alspector
    The stylized physiques and movements of the characters in this exciting animated musical-romance-adventure are at once realist and fantastic.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Gutsy romance-drama that breaks a cardinal rule of storytelling and pop psychology: its iconic lovers aren't forced by a tragedy to learn that they shouldn't depend on each other to feel whole.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Disarming-misfit story, which combines elements of a road movie, romance, small-town idyll, and police procedural.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    After loosening us up with some irresistible shtick that rigorously fulfills genre expectations, the movie subtly, systematically begins to break down familiar tropes in the depiction of attractiveness, attraction, and heterosexual courtship.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Poorly paced action comedy.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Slower, more earnest, and not as gory.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Trite transformation comedy.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Stylish but insubstantial thriller .
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The ingenious if erratic slickness is disorienting and makes the movie more like drama than journalism.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The ultimately uncomplicated view of sexual and emotional violence in a family is only tragic, not insightful.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    A cute send-up of preadolescent stereotypes.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The labored storytelling in this movie about displaced ambition diminishes the impact of the powerful performances.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Deep and textured drama.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Becomes blandly idealistic.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers uphold an unfortunate tradition in movies based on TV shows by busily adding superfluous plot elements.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Their blossoming love is thwarted at every opportunity by wicked stepmother Anjelica Huston, whose practical motive -- she wants her own daughter to become queen -- is part of an unusually nuanced characterization.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Pales in comparison to the controversial "Life Is Beautiful"--a more provocative fiction, if only because it's even less realist.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Political incorrectness, gross-out humor, references for their own sake, and some real wit are distributed over the 85 minutes with an unusually consistent sense of timing and proportion, and the tone is just right.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    Mitchell, who also directed and wrote the screenplay, originally created this glorious rock opera for the stage with composer-lyricist Stephen Trask.

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