Lisa Alspector

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For 550 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Alspector's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Tarzan
Lowest review score: 0 Bless the Child
Score distribution:
550 movie reviews
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The story is painfully slow.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Writer-director Mark Brown ruptures and restores the realism in this romantic comedy with ease, dispensing earnest wisdom with a little tongue in cheek instead of undermining it with a lot of irony.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Director Bruce Beresford -- not intending to be funny but succeeding wildly.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    This realist fairy tale of impossible love has a fair amount of nuance and charm.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Its ponderous explanations about why there are vampires in Arizona in the new millennium (blah, blah, blah).
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sappy.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    With minimalist and universal fantasies as their points of departure, the superheroic deeds evolve only incrementally beyond the realistic -- a deeply satisfying process.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The elaborate climax set in a Paris bakery is the least boring part of this trained-animal movie.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Intriguing but poorly executed ideas are the basis of this not entirely unappealing romantic comedy.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    By the time the fighting between clones and their originals turned to fraternal bonding, I was quite moved, even blissed out.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    A series of stunts with bears and lots of stage fighting involving characters who are unambiguously good or evil.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The consistency with which the plot turns on characterization instead of contrivance makes this movie better than many of its supposedly grown-up competitors.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Nearly toothless 1998 existential drama.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The shticky dialogue undercuts the solid genre plotting, which undercuts the humor.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    This hopelessly redundant action gross-out aspires to a form of hip vacuousness--and may achieve it.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    This grasping comedy targets kids of all ages but will please no one as it exploits exhausted ideas about adolescence.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    A promotional tool that establishes its superfluousness simply by existing, this clumsy, smirking movie has a bitter soul.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Not unlike "Eyes Wide Shut," this is an eerily earnest contemplation of fidelity, and it's pitched as farce.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Ludicrous revenge thriller.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Unlike the many youth movies that can't overcome their makers' hindsight, this one may actually put you in an adolescent frame of mind.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Not particularly sensitive or funny comedy-drama.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Neither good nor terrible.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    As the characters behave with symbolic excess in situations designed to provoke their bigotry and self-interest, superficial black comedy periodically gives way to painful drama.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Ultimately the movie is alluring and respectful--its sadness may be what saves it from becoming sensationalist or trite.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Though it isn't so much funny as clever, the parody will hopefully discourage some aspiring teen-movie makers from doing the same old thing.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The labored storytelling in this movie about displaced ambition diminishes the impact of the powerful performances.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    Overlong, neither funny nor scary movie about a big lizard.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Jamal (Martin Lawrence), starts trying to make the best of a bad situation, which becomes our job too.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Beautiful story of doomed love.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Ugly Americans in Paris have run-ins with the native werewolf culture in this horror-for-laughs story, in which the characters' stupidity and the deadpan acting are out of sync--instead of being campy or clever, the plot and performances are just unconvincing.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Pretty funny caper comedy.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The message must have got lost somewhere in the plot twists of this would-be topical thriller about the power of hearsay on a college campus.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The shtick based on whether other people understand him is subtle enough for 79 minutes.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers seem to think they can also manipulate us by combining the erotic with the disgusting. And they can--it's a foolproof tactic.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Viewers have almost two hours to become thoroughly disgusted.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Their splashy gore is more convincing than this incompetent horror-comedy's attempt to mock bourgeois high school dissoluteness without appearing judgmental.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Stylish but insubstantial thriller .
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The result is an exploitation movie that seems like it's about something -- though what exactly I couldn't say.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    After loosening us up with some irresistible shtick that rigorously fulfills genre expectations, the movie subtly, systematically begins to break down familiar tropes in the depiction of attractiveness, attraction, and heterosexual courtship.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    This programmatic male-bonding comedy doesn't even borrow well.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Writer Philip Stark ("That '70s Show") and director Danny Leiner ("Freaks and Geeks") apply mature comic instincts to an adolescent genre.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The characters seem both reduced and idealized, and the plot has turns a dispassionate dramatist would avoid.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    People frequently cover the camera lens with their hands or refer to the "documentary" being filmed, as if to assure us that what we're seeing is real.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    May persuade you to identify not with race-car drivers but with race cars.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The movie occasionally makes an unexpectereference -- though with more desperation than wit.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    I never thought I'd see a slapstick animal action movie about the beauty of interracial relationships and nonmarital sex, but that's what this is, and kids seem to love it.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's tempting to accuse director and star Kevin Costner of taking the idea of vanity production to a new level in this frontier adventure based on a book by David Brin.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    It’s a heart-tugging scenario undermined by a striking hypocrisy: obscuring a hot-button issue in casting, some actors with Down's syndrome have minor roles, while Penn plays the lead -- and chews the scenery.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    This serious if assaultively stylish meditation on faith uses traditional elements of religion-based horror in a way that's more innocent than calculating.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Tiresome, blood-filled comedy.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The feature has some lovely effects.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    More of the abundant sight gags and slips of the tongue originate in bathrooms and bedrooms than are actually set there.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers uphold an unfortunate tradition in movies based on TV shows by busily adding superfluous plot elements.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    It makes me sick all over again just describing this--the most affecting scene in a sluggish would-be comedy that reflects the dubious state of the art of fat male comedians exploiting themselves in 1997, the year its star died.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This limp 1998 comedy tries hard to be both irreverent and ethical by suggesting that deceit motivated by self-interest is OK as long as no one gets hurt.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This culinary fantasy is mildly inspired.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The perfectly acceptable shtick executed by Williams--whose I-know-you-better-than-you-know-yourself seduction techniques ought to make him a hotter leading man--occasionally justifies the relentlessly light tone of this preachy 1998 comedy-drama.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Two obnoxious, swaggering brothers -- whose sexual naivete is supposed to make them endearing as well as pathetic -- find happiness in this more schmaltzy than funny Saturday Night Live spin-off.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    All the movie's free-form horror phenomena might have been more interesting if the plot didn't keep insisting on a systematic explanation for them.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    An intriguing noir whose conceptual sophistication is partly undermined by naive execution.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    Neither the love nor the loss in this tear-jerking romance contains much drama.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Jas lots of action, drama, comedy, and corn -- and few pauses, which is striking.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Poorly paced action comedy.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The inevitable isn't worth the wait.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The movie's repeated attempts to combine seriousness and humor as in a blender give it a dysfunctionally earnest tone.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Initially tolerable but increasingly stupid thriller.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    It's almost always night and almost always raining.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Lisa Alspector
    This derivative concept movie is tiresomely slick as well as shamefully sloppy, and someone should issue a restraining order requiring writer-director Darren Stein to stay at least 100 yards away from irony.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The pranks are as bland as Macdonald’s demeanor, which is supposed to subvert expectations about the role of the straight man in a comedy duo; the subjects of running gags range from anal rape to anal rape.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Must have been slapped together fast: live-action stunts created by uninspired editing lead up to computer-generated imagery that's just as lame.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    All of this comedy's jokes are old.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    All I saw were unimpressive digital effects; artless, quick-cut abstracted gore; and a last-ditch attempt to evoke a visceral response by heaping the climactic scene with bat shit.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    This gross-out action comedy gets good mileage from its high-energy music and World Championship Wrestling characters, and leads David Arquette and Scott Caan are expertly pathetic.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Exploits all the cliches about shrewish women and pussy-whipped men without achieving satire.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The majesty of the landscape and the sweetness of a plot strand about the horse learning survival skills from a 12-year-old girl might have been more intriguing without the cloying voice-over.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    It's doubtful that the haste with which two actors of the same sex break away from a kiss in this comedy was in the script, but otherwise everybody stays in character, which is impressive given the manic range of some of the roles and the comic monotony of others.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    As if to justify a serious discussion of this comedy before dissing it, some reviewers have pointed out that it evokes Casablanca. Maybe that's why the plot seems imposed on the characters.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This thriller largely succeeds in putting quotation marks around its use of genre conventions, mixing subtlety and overkill to create a pensive mood that transcends the plot.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    This 1998 sequel seems almost deliberately designed to disappoint--our enjoyment is supposed to lie in making fun of the obvious red herrings, contrived opportunities to show cleavage, melodramatic dialogue, gullible characters, and inevitable to-be-continued ending.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sweetly mediocre.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Awful light drama.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Excruciatingly earnest yet convictionless movie.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    At first Costner seems to distrust the hokey character he plays, but his performance and the movie's slanted humor, rash melodrama, and ludicrous action soon become riveting.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 0 Lisa Alspector
    Disingenuously naive romantic comedy.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This underdog comedy and its title character have considerable charm.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    Corky never becomes sympathetic, and without this fundamental irony the movie doesn't have a leg to stand on.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The Griswolds, headed by Chevy Chase, are taking what could be one of their last family vacations.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Until the diverting special effects take center stage, this story, about an alien intelligence that builds an army out of flesh and metal, pathetically exploits genre conventions without generating self-reference, camp, or thrills.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The plot keeps switching tracks.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Schmaltzy comedy.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    This mildly moody SF thriller belabors standard dramatic conceits involving jealousy and sexual betrayal.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Lightweight slasher.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Pesci proves he can act his way through anything.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 0 Lisa Alspector
    Horrendous dialogue and horrific directing dominate this thriller.

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