Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
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| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
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- Lisa Alspector
With minimalist and universal fantasies as their points of departure, the superheroic deeds evolve only incrementally beyond the realistic -- a deeply satisfying process.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's a heady mix of the earnest, the grave, and the frivolous. Wizardly director Kevin Reynolds even manages to condense into a single shot, with a wisp of humor, several of the hero’s long years in a dungeon without making them any less grueling.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The contrast between Tucker's motormouth and Chan's man of few words should be funnier, but the plot -- which is cliched without quite becoming self-reflexive -- and the uneven pace dampen most of their moments.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Makes for a tiresome antidrama populated mainly by unambiguously good characters who might as well be invulnerable.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A story that holds little suspense; we know exactly how happily this animated musical will end--and the wait isn't very diverting.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Director Ron Howard makes too much of camera and editing tricks, as if momentarily confusing us about where a character is or which character's point of view the movie is taking will somehow deepen the narrative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Much of the three-hour movie takes place in the prison, but the resonant characterization, expansive plotting, and judicious use of exterior locations and flashbacks remove any sense of claustrophobia or sluggishness.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The gangster-movie plot, themes, and allusions aren't nearly as intriguing as the earnestly kitschy black-and-white wide-screen images or the mesmerizing, minimalist sound effects.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Stodgy storytelling and a hyperbolic score reduce their experiences to melodrama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Its ponderous explanations about why there are vampires in Arizona in the new millennium (blah, blah, blah).- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Because so many female characters spend so much time trying to seduce Harrelson (usually successfully), the notion that multiplicity enhances intrigue is pretty worn out by the time any duplicity is revealed.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The music's great, but frequent tight shots of actors ostensibly blowing their horns look phony enough to be distracting.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This blunt comedy suffers from poor pacing, colorless dialogue, and subpar performances by the two leads that reveal just how much a director contributes to our perception of what a star is.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Mined for comedy and milked for drama, though what results is diminished by the very framing device contrived to punch it up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The rest of these animated sequences...depend on gimmickry, cuteness, or facile ideology, and don't come close to demonstrating the complex relationship between sound and image found in "The Sorcerer's Apprentice."- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Funny, moving, and insightful look at questions about identity and community.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Poor execution sometimes points up the difference between the telling of a story and the story itself--in this case, without diminishing the power of the latter.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In a perfect marriage of player and part, Reese Witherspoon is Elle Woods.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Elmo's obsessive reaction is never examined, compromising the ability of this rambling minor spectacle to put across its obvious lesson about sharing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Few things are more enthralling than unrequited love, as demonstrated by this drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The coincidences that make the destined lovers' paths cross aren't contrived with much finesse, but the characters get in some decidedly clever lines.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This terrifyingly beautiful movie blends metaphor and stark social commentary to achieve a spontaneous grace.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A graceful, understated sense of period allows the behavior of the characters in this love story to be unusually nuanced, making their experiences seem uncontrived as well as archetypal.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though it suggests intriguing ideas about the nature of performance, humor, ambition, and the consumption of spectacle, the movie only superficially explores them.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In a lumbering way, this depressing feel-good drama about the impact of cancer on two children, their divorced parents, and the father's girlfriend offers some useful insights into how feelings of jealousy and betrayal can limit the potential of family relationships.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The script, which infantilizes one of the older siblings as much as the father does, undermines its own admonitions against parents and adult children meddling in one another's lives.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A painstakingly crafted nonrealist story, which doesn't seem to imply anything beyond what it depicts.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The new sexism -- the old sexism plus the idea that everything is ironic -- is getting old.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The characters seem both reduced and idealized, and the plot has turns a dispassionate dramatist would avoid.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers have created a pretentious extended "Twilight Zone" episode with obscenely high production values.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The coincidences that bring some characters together and keep others apart in this romantic comedy are plotted with musical grace.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This atmosphere-heavy drama, with its comfortably quirky characters, elegant performances, and ever shifting tone, is so innocuous it's not worth panning.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Even the most shocking elements of the story are made bland by childish overkill.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Stylistic excess, comedy, and romance often help make extremes of cruelty and horror function as cathartic metaphor, and all three figure, not always successfully, in this sequel.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The plot is more convenient than intriguing, the characters more cartoonish than iconic--especially the heroine, who grapples with feminism in a way that should have been fascinating.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Unlike Michael Jordan, this 45-minute large-format movie demonstrates mostly unrealized potential.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Provides glorious escapism without asking you to turn your brain off.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's tenderness, humor, a gratuitous body double, and splashy lighting in this ho-hum action drama, which takes itself at times too seriously and at other times not seriously enough.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This is a sensitive and at times gently humorous love-and-war story; the flight scenes are exciting and exquisitely crafted, the characters lovingly drawn.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer Barry McEvoy and director Barry Levinson might want to brush up on the use of metaphor.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Would be sweeter if the fair maiden weren't such a pill and more exciting if the villain weren't quite so nasty.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The characters--their motives at once obvious and obscure--are almost painfully fascinating.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
DeVito's low-key midlife crisis is consistently moving, but Spacey, saddled with the role of provocateur, is demonically boring.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Conveys little sense of a connection, as if di Florio had made it mainly because she had access to a celebrity.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A musical number or two might have balanced the overdetermined politics and spectacle in this version.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Disarming-misfit story, which combines elements of a road movie, romance, small-town idyll, and police procedural.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This movie's story must have been computer generated along with its animation.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
After a slow setup, this charming fable wisely spends most of its time on the golf course.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As the driven competitor who learns to make hubris work for him, Jared Leto gives a complex performance that suggests a deep, intriguing interior to the character even as he maintains a convincing one-dimensional facade.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This spiritual thriller is too wooden to be taken as seriously as was clearly intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The theories about sexuality and trauma artfully advanced in this previously unreleased 1975 debut of director Catherine Breillat (Romance, Fat Girl) are more nuanced and intuitive than those of most schools of psychology.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
But Peter Hyams, who's both director and director of photography, forces us to constantly strain to see what isn't there, until ultimately the screen explodes in welcome light, a cathartic finale in broad visceral terms even if the drama hasn't inspired much emotion.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Images about imagery can be diverting, even insightful, but this painterly 1999 feature piles up studies in elaborately choreographed motion that are their own reason for being.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This moving story is full of breathtaking compositions, gorgeous spectacle, and inspiring philosophies articulated by sympathetic figures.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The movie's strength is in its comedy; a tragic subplot feels merely manipulative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Where other King stories and hundreds of other movies simplistically exploit the archetype, this tale intricately relates the actions of its young evildoer to the more abstract forces bearing down on the adults.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Ritchie may be skilled at generating controlled chaos, but his surprise-a-minute strategy ultimately holds no surprises; Snatch is even more frenetically boring than his 1999 "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels."- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Luc Besson--and Andrew Birkin wrote the pandering, adolescent screenplay for this pseudosubversive hagiography, and nearly every scene screams out its sensationalist intent, though few actually achieve the status of spectacle.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
At once self-conscious and generic, this smart monster movie about smart monsters -- supersharks cleverer than the scientist who created them -- repeatedly lulls you into thinking it's paint by numbers.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Divided into sections bracketed by the arrival of each new DJ and is enlivened by the edgy yet trendy environment.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
If misery were inherently interesting, this adaptation starring Emily Watson and Robert Carlyle as a couple plagued by alcoholism and child mortality might be too.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The movie is truly an open text--its generous poetry inspires free association rather than predictable emotion.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's little rapport between Duchovny and Driver after their initial meeting. More exciting and suspenseful is the relationship between Driver's confidant (Hunt) and her husband (James Belushi), who can't seem to get all their kids to go to sleep at the same time.- Chicago Reader
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