Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
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- Lisa Alspector
Labyrinthine yet oversimple, the story seems to hide a more provocative one. But perhaps this is the nature of the beast.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There are moments of high hilarity in the slapstick that results when the characters attempt to minimize mucus-membrane contact during sex.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Sex and JFK's assassination are intertwined in this puerile, pseudodark story about a wacky family--an adaptation of Wendy MacLeod's play that uses the medium of cinema mainly to exploit archival footage.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Kempner's lighthearted yet not apolitical collage conveys how Greenberg's success as an athlete in the 30s and 40s contradicted an ethnic stereotype.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Self-congratulatory feature, which artificially exalts the character--a classic saint with clay feet--by casting a grande dame and by reducing her motives to facile psychodrama- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn are too good for this embarrassing remake.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The final image, a minimalist evocation--perhaps a compromise for an unmarketable ending--puts an intriguing spin on everything that's come before it.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This desperately all-ages movie just emphasizes its banality by throwing money and effort into effects and production design at the expense of pacing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This earnest yet cynical drama makes the gang-infiltration genre seem exhausted.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Cher generates much of the movie's limited interest with her powerful screen presence, and Maggie Smith's skill as a diplomat's widow who believes she has a special relationship with Mussolini is undeniable. Yet the story, structured by the fragmented perspectives of too many characters, is more often lightweight than funny.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This insidiously complex satire is filled with apparent digressions, and our complete identification with the man occurs so gradually that it's impossible to pinpoint just when our previous disdain becomes a position of relative comfort.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The narrative--a complex structure of flashbacks and shifts in perspective that's part inspirational story, part courtroom drama, part character study, part exposé--never makes it seem that history is being oversimplified.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This fairly serious meditation on conventionality and monogamy blames his ennui on external forces, remaining adolescent even when it suggests its hero has grown up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Spheeris, who includes her offscreen questions, evidently sympathizes with her subjects, though this doesn't stop her from pointing out their hypocrisy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's not supposed to be a revelation--just a pleasant rendition of a teen-comedy trope- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Largely free of generic horror-movie elements, such as exploitative torture and murder scenes. Those it does contain draw attention to the difference between the conventions of psychological drama and those of pulp horror.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The unusually thoughtful dialogue and soul-searching performances make this romantic drama seem deeper than it is.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Includes extensive performance footage but never drags, and it isn't exposé or self-mockery.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's charm and insight in the candid depictions of the teenagers' sexual experiences and discussions.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Director Simon West hits just the right note between self-conscious silliness and real dramatic intensity in this 1997 action thriller, which uses typecast actors to make the characters' one-liners and predictable behavior resonate.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Rowan Atkinson's recalcitrant TV character is the hub of this 1997 feature that will disappoint fans and nonfans alike.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Ultimately this is a sharp-focus issue movie, decrying intolerance as it explores the effects of labeling, the complexity of fetishizing, and the differences between business and crime.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
An ounce of self-awareness about its almost gleeful use of cliches would have improved this dance soap opera.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer Kevin Williamson, who's also responsible for the overrated "Scream," sets cleverness above emotional impact in a poorly conceived 1997 thriller with plenty of empty references.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Romantic comedy is set mainly in NYC, where the plight of its ambivalent lovers seems particularly trivial.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Even the revelation of what the fifth element is at the end is disingenuous--in fact, the archness of this whole project is repellent.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Denzel Washington is admirable in the role of a dauntless detective investigating murders and metaphysics, but his sincerity can’t carry the outlandish plot—you just wonder what a guy like him is doing in a movie like this.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
By the time the manic camera slows down to reveal the back stories of the characters, everyone's motives are either moot or redundant.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Instructive comedy, which is marvelously neutral toward a type of sexual and domestic relationship that's often exploited or overblown.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The hinted romance, featuring Aaliyah, makes for some decent drama and some fine comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Inspired, elaborately plotted, and unusually satisfying variable-speed chase comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The lesson of this barely stylish crime thriller is that a dull story is not improved by withholding information about characters' motives from the audience as long as possible.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Mostly it's an overearnest examination of emotional and sexual fidelity.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The most subtly revolting aspect of the movie is how it manages to exploit violence for cheap thrills, in part by equating submission with love.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The draggy narrative of this 1997 comedy is tough to sit through--there are even several overproduced musical numbers--but it does have an intriguing subversive element that I don't want to give away.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As an undiscovered beauty who frequents open-stage night at the local performance-art club, her rack hidden under paint-spattered overalls, her chiseled face obscured by glasses, Rachael Leigh Cook is charming and sincere, and ultimately so is Prinze, whose character's realization that he's not as shallow as he'd thought is convincing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This kind of wheel spinning comes from having the desire to speak but nothing much to say, and Smith, who's made a slight movie about his being a slight filmmaker, seems to know this.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The end justifies the means as long as everything turns out OK for the not-too-obedient American soldier and everyone else who enjoys Coca-Cola.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A hearty style of self-referential filmmaking that only adds to the persuasiveness of Lillard’s stunning performance.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This insufferable romance-adventure includes vague comedy as well as unintentional humor, and its target audience seems to be preadolescents who won't notice the calculated enthusiasm with which it sidesteps sexuality.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Its depiction of teenage behavior appears calculated to seem irreverent while satisfying expectations.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This 'heartwarming' thriller refuses to distinguish realism from stylization, and much of the plot is a twisted mess of repetition and unpersuasive motivation.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's all corny and contrived and usually sensitive. The filmmakers even dare to show the effects of illness--a subject frequently glamorized to the point of being insulting--in a love scene of rare honesty.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's hard to tell whether these characters are meant to seem as staunchly symbolic as they do when they deliver some of the back-story-heavy dialogue.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The story--written by Brian Helgeland and directed by Richard Donner--was just dumb.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Demands that we see as coincidental if not ironic the ease with which Fraser cuts a rug at a swing club when he's hopelessly naive about everything else that's being revived in the 90s when he emerges.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Many of the gags rely on the incongruity of Grant's nervous, cultured character posing as an Italian-American stereotype, but they're subverted by his earnest relationship with his fiancee, whose affection hardly seems worth the trouble.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Nothing's wrong with this movie--the hockey footage is exciting, the characters quirky, the subplots idiosyncratic--but nothing's special about it either.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Potential irony is everywhere in this movie's subtly surreal situations and candy-colored imagery.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Shakur’s performance get increasingly intriguing as his character becomes disenchanted with his partner’s tactics, but Belushi is in way over his head.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The thin story covering her acquisition of one wave after another while narrowly escaping death time and again is strictly for player one.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Time and space are condensed by means both elegant and crafty, and rarely are any of the characters made to be more--or less--than allegorical.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A kind of idealist fantasy that seems almost hamstrung by its plot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Too much plot and too much faith in special effects and adolescent humor doom this "Babe" wannabe.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Kitschy, clever expressionist sets, subtly marvelous 70s costumes, and an almost monolithic rock sound track enhance the meaty performances of actors who clearly appreciate the opportunity to riff on a classic--and promote vegetarianism.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Stylishly realized, but its striking cinematography, nontraditional editing, and consistently reflexive use of genre conceits add up as methodically as a math problem.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
If DiCillo had been going anywhere with this, I'd have gladly followed. But setting up petty ironies and pathetic references to Woody Allen seems to be his only goal.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This ambiguously pitched comedy--its idea of sexy humor is a cheerleader farting--shoots for camp without bothering with satire.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This action comedy transforms LAPD detective Chris Tucker from an intolerably annoying egotist into a practically lovable intolerably annoying egotist.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Political incorrectness, gross-out humor, references for their own sake, and some real wit are distributed over the 85 minutes with an unusually consistent sense of timing and proportion, and the tone is just right.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This asthma-inducing adventure set on K2 starts out seeming as if its corny storytelling and phony-looking settings were designed to show that it's as much about genre-movie conventions as anything else.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though there's a crime to be solved, a romance to go awry, and lots of trooper-police politics to elaborate on, the strangely drawn out pacing somehow feels fresh rather than oppressive.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
[Farrellys'] great achievement is forcing those of us addicted to eye candy to see we have a problem.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A consistently light yet derisive tone, modest production values, and masterful comic timing allow writer-director-star Trey Parker to expose cultural hypocrisies with precision. His performance--in both the movie and the movie within the movie--is dramatic and poker-faced, seamless and hilarious.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers realize that playing baseball isn't nearly enough to fix what's wrong in these kids' lives, which might have made a more provocative ending than what follows.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
If spelling out stereotypes were inherently funny the movie would be a hoot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The insultingly trendy post-postmodern tale rationalizes its own product placement by using overkill.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A wizard at manipulating time, Kitano introduces staccato elements that interrupt the meditative pace even as they help set it.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Bruce Willis's marvelous performance as a contract killer only makes everything else about this comedy seem more pathetic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Leaking platitudes and cutesy ambience, this comedy folds a smarmy, social-issue subplot into a Saturday-morning-kids'-show sensibility; it's full of geeky gadgetry, and must've been a lot more fun to make than it is to watch.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This atmosphere-heavy drama, with its comfortably quirky characters, elegant performances, and ever shifting tone, is so innocuous it's not worth panning.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
After a slow setup, this charming fable wisely spends most of its time on the golf course.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
But the bland plot involves nested crimes gone awry and a bad car chase or two, and its bulky, styleless exposition is hard to wait out.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though its startling shifts in tone sometimes seem unmotivated, this dark yet syrupy 1998 romance has an adolescent charm.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The feminist veneer is the most deeply disturbing part of this callow thriller, whose fetishizing of a dead woman's body (and a live woman's sexual behavior) is far more questionable than anything even "The Silence of the Lambs" has been accused of.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This special-effects animal-action comedy is for heavily identified pet owners.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Nat Mauldin and Larry Levin's screenplay, indifferently directed by Betty Thomas, is simply an excuse for tired scatological jokes involving animal characters with the voices of well-known actors.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The comic timing and Gibson's mugging are skillful, but the movie fulfills expectations of plot twists and ironic atmosphere only after having made clear that it won't be offering much else.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Its blurring of the line between parody and exploitation only makes it totally innocuous.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Olympia Dukakis and Illeana Douglas come off poorly in silly supporting roles that make Aniston seem to have screen presence by default. Her character's habit of compulsively adjusting her bodice ensures our attention has the proper focus.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Shows her transition to sobriety as many ensemble stories do--mainly through the development of other characters, the quirkier the better.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
At its best when it’s least overtly allegorical--and fortunately that’s most of the time.- Chicago Reader
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