Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Alas, a winning lead performance isn’t enough when it is at the center of a flawed movie. The Greatest Showman can only hoodwink for so long before the tent collapses. This is an enjoyable film, but its rags-to-riches tale in a sanitized 19th century is extremely by-the-numbers.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    While there are some solid nuggets of deep-cut easter eggs for hardcore fans, what is so extraordinary about The Last Jedi is that this is the first post-Lucas Star Wars film that feels free to dance to its own beat.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There are issues of trust between the two men. It’s unclear who is exploiting whom—and impossible to know what is being recreated for the camera and what is being captured “live.” This is all to the betterment of Voyeur, which, it isn’t too much of a spoiler to say, ultimately concludes that Mr. Talese and Mr. Foos aren’t all that different from one another.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Thelma is an example of a wonderful type of fantasy/sci-fi film, the sort of movie that both clearly deals in allegory and is still effective on its surface. But as the stranger aspects of its story tease out, the film manages not to get lost in the reeds of its own mythos. It finds strength in ellipses.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This is an extremely watchable and enjoyable film, but its compression of historical events does become a tad silly.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It isn’t nearly as deep as it thinks it is, but it is marvellously entertaining.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    This immersive, richly detailed snapshot of hoarders undergoing a mandated apartment cleaning is equal parts horror film and existential howl.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There is a sincere effort to get beneath the facade of what an extremely fit twentysomething firefighter’s life is like. There’s even a possibility that the film’s first act is intentionally distancing so that the later scenes will have a bigger payoff.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This is not much more than a light crowdpleaser, but when you’ve got two powerhouse performers like this it is very difficult not to find oneself at least temporarily charmed.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s surprising that a film about Deep Throat could be such an anticlimax.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Ex Libris rolls out like a collection of short films.... It’s like watching Wiseman skip along through the stacks of all accumulated human knowledge.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This is an urgent, deep soak in the current refugee crisis.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There are a lot of twists and turns in the plot, but not all of them are satisfying. What does work are the performances, specifically Cooke and the richly sympathetic character she creates.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Though this telling has more than its share of well-worn story beats that Salinger’s hero Holden Caulfield might accuse of being phoney, there are enough occasional insights into the creative process, as well as juicy tidbits about the secretive Salinger, to make this a very agreeable, if at times shallow, watch.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There are, indeed, some sparks in this movie. The Vikander/DeHaan romance is a dud no matter how well it’s lit, but the “downstairs” passion between Grainger and O’Connell has a degree of realism and eroticism.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Jordan Hoffman
    The only thing worse than the dialogue is the absurd product placement.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s all wonderfully preposterous, but also endearing and gratifying.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    This movie will spark debate, even with an end title card that reminds audiences of the concept of dramatic license. But as a movie, and not a court document, it is extraordinary.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    The key word in the title is My. Bertrand Tavernier’s three-hours-and-change film-essay is not a history lesson. It’s an invitation to take the seat next to a renowned director as he shares the movies that mean something to him.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Katherine Diekmann’s Strange Weather is a fairly simple melodrama, and one that could use a few reminders that it is better to show not tell. But as a showcase it’s a role that would fuel actors’ dreams.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Jarecki uses Elvis Presley’s career and influence to help us make sense of fame, power, corruption, self-destructive behaviour and pretty much all the other ills of the world.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    If there’s a message in Visages, Villages (both to us, and from Varda to her young friend) is that one does not need to be a tortured and nasty person to make great art. She is living and still-working proof.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    By the end of this relentless, sprawling and bloody crime opera it may be you who is on your knees, begging for the damn movie to just hurry up and end it.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This light and predictable movie, with its overwhelming box office success, still offers tremendous insight into day-to-day Israeli society.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    If you are going to see one outlandish and occasionally nauseating bloodbath samurai pic this year, this is the one.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    While minimal on plot, the film digs in its nails on the day-to-day struggles of poor people in America.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    If Burden has any fault, it’s that it is overly straight, but perhaps for a subject with which it is so difficult to relate, that is necessary.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There is something so authentic in this film that once you get past the annoying voice and some of the dreadfully unfunny side characters, it is disarmingly sweet and even occasionally clever.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The frozen landscapes are undeniably gorgeous and the empty school halls are chilling. There are crafty moments here and there, glimpses of the midnight movie that could have been. February’s big villain is precisely what the film is lacking: a devilish spirit.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    History and politics are present in this film, but over at the kids table.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    All told The Zookeeper’s Wife is a story worth telling, even if there are a good number of not-so-hot spots along the way.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    We can debate if Burn Your Maps merely fetishises a different culture or holds it in true reverence, but I’d like to give it the benefit of the doubt. If nothing else, the performances are terrific all around.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Song to Song is, once you root around for a story, the best of a recent trilogy.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    After the unnatural way it plops this gruesome group in their social Siberia, it goes from (alleged) comedy to serious drama with all the subtlety of a 10-year-old playing Mario Kart.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It's very funny at times, but it isn't a comedy. It is that very rare of beasts: a new and original motion picture.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Surely there is a good movie to be made about caring polyamorous relationships, but as with any romantic story the audience needs to fall in love with the idea of these characters being in love.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s key is that even though this is a movie about a scoundrel, it’s all very optimistic. Forbes and Wolodarsky keep the frame bright and the filmmaking calls attention to itself only when necessary.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Yellow Birds goes heavy on the brooding, and even though a lot of it looks gorgeous and carries the whiff of great importance it is ultimately stunted by a central event that isn’t worth the mystery that surrounds it.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Directors and activists Sabaah Folayan and Damon Davis’s outstanding and incendiary documentary about Ferguson does a tremendous end run around mainstream news outlets and the agenda-driven narratives that emerge, particularly on television.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    As things go bad for Wilson, the movie, unfortunately, loses a considerable amount of steam as well.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    A hundred well-placed plot breadcrumbs lead us to our perfect ending, but apart from scriptwriting craft Rees gets in some bravura scenes of high tension.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Call Me By Your Name is a masterful work because of the specificity of its details.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Not all is explained in A Ghost Story, but enough is there for vibrant discussion to break out the minute the credits rolled.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The movie itself is a retread of indie story beats we’ve all seen time and again. Slate’s tornado of a central character doesn’t quite overcome the rote aspects of this production.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The final act is a pineal flooding of baffling explanations and twists. What’s worse is that there is very little drama underpinning it; by this late stage the collected characters are still stuck dredging up their backstories, doing little to propel the narrative forward.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    An Inconvenient Sequel is more a portrait of Gore than a call to arms. It ends with a sort of forced positivity, much of which is recycled directly from the first movie: political change is hard, but we can do it, morality demands it.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    These were two women who reached a state of balance thanks to an almost aggressive honesty.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s not much that glitters in Gold, a lackluster caper that proves that even the priciest ore can bore.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It doesn’t make sense as a comedy, it doesn’t quite work as a drama, and it doesn’t follow the typical roadmap of a biopic, but Rules Don’t Apply is strangely compelling nonetheless.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Even if Aisholpan’s training – which includes hoodwinking, responding to calls, dragging dead foxes and other hallmarks of falconry – is for the camera, it doesn’t make it any less extraordinary. Especially in this remarkable environment, captured in breathtakingly crisp digital video.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Trash Fire is too quick to burn through its ideas.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Sprinkled among the desultory morass are occasional firecrackers of brilliant schtick-based comedy.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The public and private Rachel are, at first, quite different, until her eventual decision to be an out-of-the-closet believer. Even with this rancid script and amateurish direction, McLain sells this inherently undramatic turn as an emotional triumph.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a striking work of storytelling. By assembling the scattered images and historical clips suggested by Baldwin’s writing, I Am Not Your Negro is a cinematic séance, and one of the best movies about the civil rights era ever made.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Moore doesn’t want to tear Trump down so much as he wants to build Clinton up, and however much of a dingus he may be (some of his jokes really don’t work), he is sincere in his optimism and empathy. That’s something that you just can’t fake.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Much will be said about Gray’s cinematic craft (as is often the case when a director works with cinematographer Darius Khondji) but beneath the slow roll down the river pierced by arrows from unseen, defensive natives, there’s a fascinating, mercurial screenplay that offers just enough to keep you journeying for more insight.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    For all of Mills’s cinematic tricks, he’s emerging as a great realist film-maker.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Clinton, Inc.’s director, Bill Baber, can’t even slander a dead woman without coming off like an idiot.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    A few small hiccups aside, 13th is very much not a Michael Moore film. It is organised, detailed and powerful.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Masterminds is a bit of an interesting case study, as it is basically a Coen brothers film but put through a mechanism that removes all the wit, visual style or excitement. In its place are tortuously dull set-pieces, rambling dialogue and banal stagings.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Macdonald grants us insight into the process and, as expected, it’s hardly as haphazard as sceptics might think.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Split goes all-in on McAvoy slipping from persona to persona, and luckily he’s got the acting chops to sell it.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    We get the playfulness of seeing quirky magic powers mixed with the familiarity of how a time loop plays out. Add in Burton’s authorial visual stamp and what we’ve got is an extremely pleasing formula. It gels as Tim Burton’s best (non-musical) live-action movie for 20 years.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Everything about this picture is at such a deliberate arm’s length that it is hard to know what is meant to be whimsical and what is serious melodrama.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Kasper Collin’s I Called Him Morgan isn’t just the greatest jazz documentary since Let’s Get Lost, it’s a documentary-as-jazz.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Carrie Pilby the film is 100% Carrie Pilby the character, a living quirk machine that in a lesser actor’s hands might be insufferable.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The movie is rich on its own as a character piece about the difficulties of being bi-racial, especially at the very specific location of Columbia University.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    What we have on our hands is a dud, but there are a few grace notes that save it from being an unmitigated disaster.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    God, it’s so obnoxious. And the worst thing is that it works. I was smiling and applauding at the end, then I had to take a long walk alone to wonder what was wrong with me.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    If anyone other than Hawkins were in this film, it would be very hard to recommend. With her in virtually every scene, it is a lovely, tiny character study.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    By keeping its characters at such a far remove, the film doesn’t condemn them nor cheer them on. At least, not on paper. In actuality, with all the crafty editing moves, slick music cues and stylish production design, Nocturama does the one thing it shouldn’t: it makes domestic terrorism look cool.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s a fine line between a slowburn and dull, and this Magnificent Seven frequently finds itself on the wrong side.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Klown Forever has even less of a plot than the first film, which is a bit of a problem.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    To make the movie work, the audience needs to put in a little effort, but a philosophy of connectedness is present.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Don’t Breathe is a master class in tension, and while its script could have been written on the back of an envelope, its editing and use of sound design is a triumph for film theorists.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    One sees film-making like this and can only say: no más.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Surprisingly, many of Bekmambetov’s updates work well.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Little kids will be bored, as there are only a few scenes with any action, and of those, only one, featuring an enormous skeleton with swords sticking out of its skull, has any oomph.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Seth Rogen’s naughty food cartoon Sausage Party is, like much of his best work, deceptive packaging.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Perez’ style is like a less-serious David Lynch, which is a nice comparison for a first-timer. Not all of his scenes nail that eerie surrealism, but he’s got a knack for a well-placed prop and the right timing for a dopey gag to come in and pop the balloon of suspense.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There are sequences of the four prowling the streets on their boards with a fatalist, sinister beauty that show Caple Jr is more than capable of crafting striking compositions. Unfortunately, the jump from image-making to storytelling in this case fails to stick the landing.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There aren’t too many weird or original moments in Bad Moms...but Lucas and Moore, who wrote the script for The Hangover, know how to clear the stage for talented performers that can spin gold from next to nothing.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s rare when you can pinpoint the exact moment a movie goes off the rails, but when Nerve downshifts from far-fetched parable into idiotic action, the film at least has the decency to speed itself along to get to the ending.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Lights Out is yet another half-baked, PG-13 scare-em snoozer centered on an underdeveloped supernatural concept that won’t even give kids a good nightmare.
    • 2 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party is the cinematic equivalent of a drunk man at a sports bar sucking back whole jalapeño peppers hoping for applause without ever being dared. The amusement in watching doesn’t compensate for the pity one feels for someone so desperate for attention.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Plaza has found her Ron Burgundy: the vessel of a true imbecile in which to pour her strange genius.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The Legend of Tarzan ends up being a garbled, clunky production that tries to please everyone and ends up pleasing no one.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What could have been mere summertime chum is actually one of the more cleverly constructed B-movies in quite some time.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    This lifeless, by-the-numbers production is an excruciating exercise in cliche and tedium. Its sole joy is in trying to figure out which of its leads is overacting most.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Eat That Question does a good job of giving us just a taste of nearly every era in Zappa’s multifaceted career.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The result, while instantly forgettable, is a fundamentally pleasurable experience.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The problem with Finding Dory is it doesn’t know when enough is enough. Its believe-in-yourself message is pounded with the subtlety of a hammerhead shark and the final action sequence is really too far-fetched to fathom.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Despite an idiocy metastasized into the marrow of its script impervious to any radiation, there is, as with many of Sandler’s productions, at least something of an upbeat quality to its reprehensibility.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There are laughs found in almost every scene, though not many big ones. There’s also the problem that no amount of parody can top the real thing.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Most people will find Thru You Princess inspirational. A few will find it infuriating. But that’s frequently the case with a good documentary.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a film tremendously out of step with current tastes, and while I doubt that was its goal, this peculiarity makes it strangely watchable – even enjoyable.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Considering this is the first biopic of one of the world’s most beloved athletes, it’s too bad such a predictable and ham-fisted kids’ flick was the goal.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s the same low-budget horror flick you’ve seen many times before, but it’s nice to see some local variants on a familiar theme.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Bacon, Mitchell and especially young Lucy Fry are all quite effective in these dramatic scenes. But this isn’t a drama. It’s a dumbass, inexpensive horror flick which means anything real is thrown away so that poorly rendered CG ghosts can hover about and smash up windows.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Barbershop: The Next Cut is hardly subtle, but it is more nuanced than you might expect.

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