Jordan Hoffman
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52% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics.
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Jordan Hoffman's Scores
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| Average review score: | 64 | |
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| Highest review score: | Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised) | |
| Lowest review score: | Charlie Countryman | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 248 out of 487
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Mixed: 191 out of 487
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Negative: 48 out of 487
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- Jordan Hoffman
While some viewers may complain that the action is too heavily weighted toward the ending, I’d argue that this is a strong example of destination-not-the-journey film-making.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Many of The Boss’s troubles stem from its constant, unpredictable shifts in tone.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 6, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s something inherently fishy about a movie that claims our facts are drawn from an inefficient data set which then turns around and uses the same methodology.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 4, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Meet the Blacks is an asinine film (though with a kernel of seriousness) but whenever it feels like it is running out of steam, something strange and surreal will happen to elevate it above a typical spoof movie.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 1, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
God’s Not Dead 2 is a much better movie than God’s Not Dead, but that’s a bit like saying a glass of milk left on the table hasn’t curdled and is merely sour.- The Guardian
- Posted Apr 1, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
In addition to being a funny, invigorating and inspirational ode to being the cleverest kid in the room, it’s a remarkable testament to the suspension of disbelief.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The first act of the film wins some laughs on surrealist shock humour, but at the expense of ever accepting this character and her world as real.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
It is a bravura debut from a young film-maker, proving that one can still make a movie for no money at a family member’s house and come away with a work of art, not just a calling card.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 16, 2016
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- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 15, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Now I understand why Jesus’s childhood remains such a mystery: the story is unbelievably boring.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 11, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
What makes this such a striking film is how the larger scope works perfectly in tandem with the very specific time and setting.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
When something is this engaging (and funny, did I mention funny?) it ceases to merely be about ideas and becomes, even in this borderline sci-fi context, a thoughtful movie about people.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
All three actors are tremendous, and director Dan Trachtenberg, making his feature debut, must be commended for keeping things tightly focused.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Even though The Wave is fiction, there comes a point where it ceases to be nail-biting fun and just an exercise in voyeuristic cruelty.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 5, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s somewhat heavy material for a film aimed at children, but perhaps very necessary in an age where a beer-stained uncle might have ruined Thanksgiving wearing a Make America Great Again baseball cap.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 5, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ficara and Requa have an irreverent streak, one that even might strike some as a little flippant against the gravity of the war.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 3, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The restrained performances and luscious location photography are enough to make this a film worth exploring, though it might not be a bad idea to down a few caffeine-rich drinks before settling in to watch.- The Guardian
- Posted Mar 2, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny isn’t so much a continuation as a Xerox copy with cheap toner.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 26, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Ciro Guerra’s gorgeous picture just has that ripped-from-your-dreams sensibility, where surprising turns float alongside a story you feel like you’ve known your whole life. Embrace of the Serpent is the type of film we’re always searching for, yet seems so obvious once we’ve found it.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 18, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Mixing droll animation, stock footage and a restrained number of talking head interviews, the director Penny Lane’s biography has all the whimsy of a tall tale, until a late change in tone surprises with genuine emotion. Nuts! is really a kick.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 17, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
In addition to its ability to take this odd premise and run with it, Nina Forever scores by being tremendously erotic. Granted, what’s sexy varies from taste to taste, but the exuberance in passion exhibited by young Abigail Hardingham is refreshing in a landscape of independent films that too frequently play nudity for a cheap laugh or just to tick a box off a potential distributor’s list of requirements.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 11, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s coarse and it’s stupid, but it is, thanks mostly the two good performances and some stylish use of music and editing, a little bit moving.- The Guardian
- Posted Feb 1, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Southside With You uses our affection for the Obamas to add urgency in the otherwise simple script.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Did you like The Commitments? Did you like We Are the Best!!? Well, Sing Street isn’t as good as either of those two, but it’s still pretty terrific.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The ending doesn’t quite land the gut punch it’s hoping for, but this is more about fun than about exposing deep, nefarious truths. At least, I think it is.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s one hell of a yarn, which makes The Lovers and the Despot’s strangely soporific style something of a disappointment.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 31, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Greene makes it clear early on that his interests lie less with a news report than with what Werner Herzog dubbed “ecstatic truth”. The dial swerves between “catching something” to “clearly rehearsed” and back again, and all to the betterment of the final project.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 30, 2016
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- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 29, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The world needs people like Foley, and this film argues that cameras are every bit as important as firearms in the current struggle. This movie, despite its somewhat simplistic form, acts as a fine tribute to the man, his work and the bravery of others who are called to his field.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 29, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The noble intention to make us dwell on our culture, and perhaps shame its more voyeuristic members, quickly devolves into a cavalcade of tedium.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 27, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s worth mentioning again that, somehow, this movie, with all its full-frontal historical horror, is still loaded with laughs.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 21, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
Abhorrent politics aside, it’s also a terrible movie. The dialogue is atrocious, the performances rote. One could make the case that its incoherence is a grand meta-narrative statement about the fluidity of combat, but I don’t think that’s the case.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 13, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
This laid-back amusement should not be misinterpreted as competent storytelling. Though some of the jokes land, that’s entirely due to the performances; there’s not one example of clever writing in the entire picture.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 13, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The movie gets completely lost, unsure if it wants to be a serious exploration of repressed memories or a work of giddy, spooky trash.- The Guardian
- Posted Jan 8, 2016
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Road Chip isn't exactly what I'd call a good film and has almost nothing going on in the visual department, but for those saddled with kids for an afternoon, you could do a lot worse.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
First with the telephone, then early cinema, the magic of wireless radio and, finally, television, Dreams Rewired bombards the senses with a thorough and clever montage of found footage from the 1890s to the pre-war era.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 16, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Brand New Testament is a peppy, original and (importantly) very sweet story.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 10, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What I like about Among the Believers, a portrait of radical Islam in Pakistan, is how the first two-thirds of the movie strives to remain as balanced as possible.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 8, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Director Ron Howard does a solid job of getting the smell of salt off the page and into the picture. The first half works quite well simply as a procedural, but when the action comes we run into trouble. The well-earned seriousness is washed away as we’re broadsided by B-movie tropes.- The Guardian
- Posted Dec 2, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
While we open with dazed individuals in a crashed limousine as it begins to take on water, Submerged’s frequent flashbacks eventually reveal a tiresome crime plot rife with soporific acting and unremarkable dialogue.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 28, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
While formally quite different from his more universally-respected early work, Chi-Raq has the exuberance and wit you’ll find in Do The Right Thing and Crooklyn. It’s the best film he’s made in a very long time.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a minor work that knows its place in the margins, but is thought-provoking and surreptitiously insightful – and very funny.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Chiwetel Ejiofor, one of our top-tier film actors right now, is on good form throughout, and the others act their hearts out, too. But they are somewhat left out to dry in a production that feels more like syndicated television than a feature film.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The script may feature numerous wobbly passages in which everyone eerily states precisely what they are thinking (an unfortunate tradition that runs throughout the series) but if anyone can sell it, it’s Stallone and Jordan.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 18, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Surprisingly, for a movie this ephemeral, the closing sequences, which consist of flashbacks and confrontations, are actually quite touching.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 17, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Amid all this holiday melancholia, Wilde bursts into the film with an intensity that feels held over from another, better movie.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 15, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
My All American is awful; but it gets points, I suppose, for at least looking professional.- The Guardian
- Posted Nov 15, 2015
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- Posted Nov 3, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Animator Raul Garcia’s 70-minute anthology of five Poe stories, Extraordinary Tales, has its moments, and will be a welcome respite for any middle schooler sitting through a boring lecture. But if we were ever asked if we wanted a second viewing, we’d have to quoth the raven: nevermore.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This movie sure means well, and it’s just entertaining enough to (slightly) slip off the shackles of the great cultural conformity factory it ultimately represents.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
If a movie as rich and understanding as Mediterranea suddenly appeared every time we read about a difficult issue in the paper, maybe all of the world’s problems could be solved.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 21, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s a special variety of infuriating that comes from a bad movie by talented people.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 20, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
This movie is foremost an ethnographic exercise, and whether it is a rallying cry or poverty porn is for the viewer to decide.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 15, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Cheadle’s got the cred, and the period evocation is tremendous. It’s just that I’m not sure he has all that much to say- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 12, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What’s most striking about Ixcanul is the elegant way in which it is shot. Scenes are given space, and the audience is allowed ample time to soak up the atmosphere.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 12, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Laughs emerge from the recognisable micro-horrors found in modern living, which, if the world was run in the way we all agree it should be run, wouldn’t exist.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 8, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
There’s a streak of old-fashioned B-movie spooky playfulness here, and when actual, motivated characters are on screen it’s delightful.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 5, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The Measure of a Man’s decision to keep its conflicts so microscopic in the service of realism is a real problem. Put bluntly, Brize’s touch is so light that it’s immeasurable.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 2, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
So many documentaries about artists just want you to accept that their subject is an innovator. De Palma breaks it down and shows you why he is.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 1, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
A dopey splatterfest that features one-dimensional characters and a draggy first act that’s eventually won over by creatively immature gross-outs and absurd violence.- The Guardian
- Posted Oct 1, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
While the topic of mass delusion is fascinating, this film is too unfocused to turn it into compelling drama.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 29, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
By the end of this 89-minute film, I was absolutely on the edge of my seat. Not due to suspense, but due to my utter disdain for the infantile plotting.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 26, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
While the subject matter is enraging, the film is not without warmth and occasional levity.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
The bulk of The Intern is a morass of wackiness, a chain of sequences shot in a flat and predictable manner that range from tedious to idiotic.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 23, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
What Meadowland refuses to do, to its great credit, is conform to expectations.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 22, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Gitai has chosen stylistic cinema over propaganda, and he is a director who regularly gets bogged down a bit in form.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Naishuller’s technique is one that could be well served as a shorter gimmick; a solitary action scene in a larger film. Hardcore is unrelenting and unforgiving in its commitment to be loud, fast, destructive and gross.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Maddin’s zeal for old cameras and stocks is matched only by his revelry in evoking an entire genre with a single image. The film’s apogee literally opens up The Book of Climax in a sequence of pure, knowing cinematic joy. Film-lovers, this ludicrous movie is for you.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 19, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
It’s a quiet, deliberately paced film, but exquisitely shot, with nuanced performances and visual invention.- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 18, 2015
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- The Guardian
- Posted Sep 11, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
One can always keep praying that the next of these films will be a little better.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 29, 2015
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- Jordan Hoffman
Many a first-time film-maker thinks they are too good to follow any sort of rules, and blends genres by writing from a purely instinctual level. More often than not, the result is unpalatable. The Mend, somewhat miraculously, is here to buck the trend. Let’s just hope that not too many people decide to follow its lead.- The Guardian
- Posted Aug 23, 2015
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