Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    While some viewers may complain that the action is too heavily weighted toward the ending, I’d argue that this is a strong example of destination-not-the-journey film-making.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Many of The Boss’s troubles stem from its constant, unpredictable shifts in tone.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s something inherently fishy about a movie that claims our facts are drawn from an inefficient data set which then turns around and uses the same methodology.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Meet the Blacks is an asinine film (though with a kernel of seriousness) but whenever it feels like it is running out of steam, something strange and surreal will happen to elevate it above a typical spoof movie.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    God’s Not Dead 2 is a much better movie than God’s Not Dead, but that’s a bit like saying a glass of milk left on the table hasn’t curdled and is merely sour.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    In addition to being a funny, invigorating and inspirational ode to being the cleverest kid in the room, it’s a remarkable testament to the suspension of disbelief.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    The first act of the film wins some laughs on surrealist shock humour, but at the expense of ever accepting this character and her world as real.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a bravura debut from a young film-maker, proving that one can still make a movie for no money at a family member’s house and come away with a work of art, not just a calling card.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    While engaging, this Desierto is a little dry.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Now I understand why Jesus’s childhood remains such a mystery: the story is unbelievably boring.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What makes this such a striking film is how the larger scope works perfectly in tandem with the very specific time and setting.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    When something is this engaging (and funny, did I mention funny?) it ceases to merely be about ideas and becomes, even in this borderline sci-fi context, a thoughtful movie about people.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    All three actors are tremendous, and director Dan Trachtenberg, making his feature debut, must be commended for keeping things tightly focused.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Even though The Wave is fiction, there comes a point where it ceases to be nail-biting fun and just an exercise in voyeuristic cruelty.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s somewhat heavy material for a film aimed at children, but perhaps very necessary in an age where a beer-stained uncle might have ruined Thanksgiving wearing a Make America Great Again baseball cap.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Ficara and Requa have an irreverent streak, one that even might strike some as a little flippant against the gravity of the war.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The restrained performances and luscious location photography are enough to make this a film worth exploring, though it might not be a bad idea to down a few caffeine-rich drinks before settling in to watch.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny isn’t so much a continuation as a Xerox copy with cheap toner.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Ciro Guerra’s gorgeous picture just has that ripped-from-your-dreams sensibility, where surprising turns float alongside a story you feel like you’ve known your whole life. Embrace of the Serpent is the type of film we’re always searching for, yet seems so obvious once we’ve found it.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Mixing droll animation, stock footage and a restrained number of talking head interviews, the director Penny Lane’s biography has all the whimsy of a tall tale, until a late change in tone surprises with genuine emotion. Nuts! is really a kick.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    In addition to its ability to take this odd premise and run with it, Nina Forever scores by being tremendously erotic. Granted, what’s sexy varies from taste to taste, but the exuberance in passion exhibited by young Abigail Hardingham is refreshing in a landscape of independent films that too frequently play nudity for a cheap laugh or just to tick a box off a potential distributor’s list of requirements.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s coarse and it’s stupid, but it is, thanks mostly the two good performances and some stylish use of music and editing, a little bit moving.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Southside With You uses our affection for the Obamas to add urgency in the otherwise simple script.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Did you like The Commitments? Did you like We Are the Best!!? Well, Sing Street isn’t as good as either of those two, but it’s still pretty terrific.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The ending doesn’t quite land the gut punch it’s hoping for, but this is more about fun than about exposing deep, nefarious truths. At least, I think it is.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s one hell of a yarn, which makes The Lovers and the Despot’s strangely soporific style something of a disappointment.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Greene makes it clear early on that his interests lie less with a news report than with what Werner Herzog dubbed “ecstatic truth”. The dial swerves between “catching something” to “clearly rehearsed” and back again, and all to the betterment of the final project.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Equity takes us inside modern Wall Street in a unique and gripping manner.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The world needs people like Foley, and this film argues that cameras are every bit as important as firearms in the current struggle. This movie, despite its somewhat simplistic form, acts as a fine tribute to the man, his work and the bravery of others who are called to his field.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The noble intention to make us dwell on our culture, and perhaps shame its more voyeuristic members, quickly devolves into a cavalcade of tedium.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s worth mentioning again that, somehow, this movie, with all its full-frontal historical horror, is still loaded with laughs.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    Abhorrent politics aside, it’s also a terrible movie. The dialogue is atrocious, the performances rote. One could make the case that its incoherence is a grand meta-narrative statement about the fluidity of combat, but I don’t think that’s the case.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    This laid-back amusement should not be misinterpreted as competent storytelling. Though some of the jokes land, that’s entirely due to the performances; there’s not one example of clever writing in the entire picture.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The movie gets completely lost, unsure if it wants to be a serious exploration of repressed memories or a work of giddy, spooky trash.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The Road Chip isn't exactly what I'd call a good film and has almost nothing going on in the visual department, but for those saddled with kids for an afternoon, you could do a lot worse.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    First with the telephone, then early cinema, the magic of wireless radio and, finally, television, Dreams Rewired bombards the senses with a thorough and clever montage of found footage from the 1890s to the pre-war era.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The Brand New Testament is a peppy, original and (importantly) very sweet story.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    What I like about Among the Believers, a portrait of radical Islam in Pakistan, is how the first two-thirds of the movie strives to remain as balanced as possible.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Director Ron Howard does a solid job of getting the smell of salt off the page and into the picture. The first half works quite well simply as a procedural, but when the action comes we run into trouble. The well-earned seriousness is washed away as we’re broadsided by B-movie tropes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    While we open with dazed individuals in a crashed limousine as it begins to take on water, Submerged’s frequent flashbacks eventually reveal a tiresome crime plot rife with soporific acting and unremarkable dialogue.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    While formally quite different from his more universally-respected early work, Chi-Raq has the exuberance and wit you’ll find in Do The Right Thing and Crooklyn. It’s the best film he’s made in a very long time.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a minor work that knows its place in the margins, but is thought-provoking and surreptitiously insightful – and very funny.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Chiwetel Ejiofor, one of our top-tier film actors right now, is on good form throughout, and the others act their hearts out, too. But they are somewhat left out to dry in a production that feels more like syndicated television than a feature film.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The script may feature numerous wobbly passages in which everyone eerily states precisely what they are thinking (an unfortunate tradition that runs throughout the series) but if anyone can sell it, it’s Stallone and Jordan.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Surprisingly, for a movie this ephemeral, the closing sequences, which consist of flashbacks and confrontations, are actually quite touching.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Amid all this holiday melancholia, Wilde bursts into the film with an intensity that feels held over from another, better movie.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    My All American is awful; but it gets points, I suppose, for at least looking professional.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Out 1: Noli Me Tangere is confounding at every level.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Animator Raul Garcia’s 70-minute anthology of five Poe stories, Extraordinary Tales, has its moments, and will be a welcome respite for any middle schooler sitting through a boring lecture. But if we were ever asked if we wanted a second viewing, we’d have to quoth the raven: nevermore.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This movie sure means well, and it’s just entertaining enough to (slightly) slip off the shackles of the great cultural conformity factory it ultimately represents.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    If a movie as rich and understanding as Mediterranea suddenly appeared every time we read about a difficult issue in the paper, maybe all of the world’s problems could be solved.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s a special variety of infuriating that comes from a bad movie by talented people.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This movie is foremost an ethnographic exercise, and whether it is a rallying cry or poverty porn is for the viewer to decide.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Cheadle’s got the cred, and the period evocation is tremendous. It’s just that I’m not sure he has all that much to say
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s most striking about Ixcanul is the elegant way in which it is shot. Scenes are given space, and the audience is allowed ample time to soak up the atmosphere.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Laughs emerge from the recognisable micro-horrors found in modern living, which, if the world was run in the way we all agree it should be run, wouldn’t exist.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s a streak of old-fashioned B-movie spooky playfulness here, and when actual, motivated characters are on screen it’s delightful.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The Measure of a Man’s decision to keep its conflicts so microscopic in the service of realism is a real problem. Put bluntly, Brize’s touch is so light that it’s immeasurable.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    So many documentaries about artists just want you to accept that their subject is an innovator. De Palma breaks it down and shows you why he is.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    A dopey splatterfest that features one-dimensional characters and a draggy first act that’s eventually won over by creatively immature gross-outs and absurd violence.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    While the topic of mass delusion is fascinating, this film is too unfocused to turn it into compelling drama.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    By the end of this 89-minute film, I was absolutely on the edge of my seat. Not due to suspense, but due to my utter disdain for the infantile plotting.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    While the subject matter is enraging, the film is not without warmth and occasional levity.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    The bulk of The Intern is a morass of wackiness, a chain of sequences shot in a flat and predictable manner that range from tedious to idiotic.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    What Meadowland refuses to do, to its great credit, is conform to expectations.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Gitai has chosen stylistic cinema over propaganda, and he is a director who regularly gets bogged down a bit in form.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jordan Hoffman
    Naishuller’s technique is one that could be well served as a shorter gimmick; a solitary action scene in a larger film. Hardcore is unrelenting and unforgiving in its commitment to be loud, fast, destructive and gross.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Maddin’s zeal for old cameras and stocks is matched only by his revelry in evoking an entire genre with a single image. The film’s apogee literally opens up The Book of Climax in a sequence of pure, knowing cinematic joy. Film-lovers, this ludicrous movie is for you.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a quiet, deliberately paced film, but exquisitely shot, with nuanced performances and visual invention.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a case of good acting saving a movie from its own poor choices.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Jordan Hoffman
    One can always keep praying that the next of these films will be a little better.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Many a first-time film-maker thinks they are too good to follow any sort of rules, and blends genres by writing from a purely instinctual level. More often than not, the result is unpalatable. The Mend, somewhat miraculously, is here to buck the trend. Let’s just hope that not too many people decide to follow its lead.

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